2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Well, we are not among the living. However, we're probably waiting on Seppel yet again.
Knowing Seppel, it would not surprise me. Then again it is a holiday for us Americans ya know. I say if we don't hear from Seppel by this time tomorrow, we send Iso to beat him up.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
I am so ****ing sorry guys, I have had no time, what with being insisted upon starting vamp mafia and all while mum is here, brother moving out to aus and new flatmate moving in. I will get it done in 24 hours, if I have the chance! I swears!
While Wrath of Dog sleeps fitfully, peacefully, dreaming of pulling out Iso's spine and strangling him with it, over and over, the rest of RAFville is out.
For blood.
The event occurs in Jobie's castle retreat. Prophylaxis, Seppel, and Kittycupcake expertly scale the walls with grappling hooks. Creeping in on soft feet, they enter Jobie's master bedroom. Jobie, however, sees them coming.
Prophylaxis is the first to enter. Seeing a giant wooden bowl, full of delicious raspberries, Proph runs up and dives into berry heaven. At this, Jobie runs up, and begins furiously sawing at a nondescript rope next to it. Proph, sensing the bowl rocking, rears up out of the red deliciousness, and shoves a handful of raspberries down Jobie's throat.
But Jobie finishes slicing through the rope, and the camouflaged trebuchet trap that he set launches Prophylaxis out of the castle, into the air, trailing raspberry juice all the way.
Jobie, meanwhile, begins to choke to death.
But that is not the end of it.
Seppel, dressed all in black, with a black mask, black cape, and sharp claws, appears as if from nowhere behind Jobie, as he is going blue, sinking to his knees from oxygen deprivation.
"I'm...BATMAN!" Seppel whispers lovingly into Jobie's ear, as he inserts his bat-claws tenderly into Jobie's flesh.
Jobie shudders and dies, spleenless.
Kittycupcake, seeing this, pulls a gigantic hammer out of her mallet-space and smashes Seppel's head.
Then smashes it again.
Tanarin, meanwhile, hears a CRASH. Sitting up in bed, he sees Prophylaxis' mangled corpse, and begins to curse loudly.
"Those Raspberry stains will NEVER come out of that ****ing carpet..." he mutters.
I did it to make you feel good that you finally managed to kill me in SOMETHING.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
BTW, I'm going to shoot Tanarin, this time.
I'll have something to say about that when that game is over.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Pffftffff
Also, hmm, self-shooting would have been pretty clutch. Ah well.
Are we waiting on me again?
Johnny, born and raised. Always lookin' for the Next Level Combo. Thanks to Bornover of FHLS for the banner!
Mafia Results, Links, and Stats
Knowing Seppel, it would not surprise me. Then again it is a holiday for us Americans ya know. I say if we don't hear from Seppel by this time tomorrow, we send Iso to beat him up.
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{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Come join us in the MTGSalvation chat ||| My trade thread. ||| My Personal Modern Blog: The Fetchlands
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Random Mafia 2 Town MVP
'08 MTGS Fantasy Football Overall Champion
Best Non-SK Neutral Performance (Individual)
SCENE WILL BE WRITTEN AS SOON AS I CAN GET RID OF PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE
THOUGH I AM RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO BURY THE BODIES SO I MAY NEED TO FIND AN ALTERNATE BURIAL SITE OR A WOODCHIPPER
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You.
Scare.
Me.
Johnny, born and raised. Always lookin' for the Next Level Combo. Thanks to Bornover of FHLS for the banner!
Mafia Results, Links, and Stats
You should be scared.
Come join us in the MTGSalvation chat ||| My trade thread. ||| My Personal Modern Blog: The Fetchlands
While Wrath of Dog sleeps fitfully, peacefully, dreaming of pulling out Iso's spine and strangling him with it, over and over, the rest of RAFville is out.
For blood.
The event occurs in Jobie's castle retreat. Prophylaxis, Seppel, and Kittycupcake expertly scale the walls with grappling hooks. Creeping in on soft feet, they enter Jobie's master bedroom. Jobie, however, sees them coming.
Prophylaxis is the first to enter. Seeing a giant wooden bowl, full of delicious raspberries, Proph runs up and dives into berry heaven. At this, Jobie runs up, and begins furiously sawing at a nondescript rope next to it. Proph, sensing the bowl rocking, rears up out of the red deliciousness, and shoves a handful of raspberries down Jobie's throat.
But Jobie finishes slicing through the rope, and the camouflaged trebuchet trap that he set launches Prophylaxis out of the castle, into the air, trailing raspberry juice all the way.
Jobie, meanwhile, begins to choke to death.
But that is not the end of it.
Seppel, dressed all in black, with a black mask, black cape, and sharp claws, appears as if from nowhere behind Jobie, as he is going blue, sinking to his knees from oxygen deprivation.
"I'm...BATMAN!" Seppel whispers lovingly into Jobie's ear, as he inserts his bat-claws tenderly into Jobie's flesh.
Jobie shudders and dies, spleenless.
Kittycupcake, seeing this, pulls a gigantic hammer out of her mallet-space and smashes Seppel's head.
Then smashes it again.
Tanarin, meanwhile, hears a CRASH. Sitting up in bed, he sees Prophylaxis' mangled corpse, and begins to curse loudly.
"Those Raspberry stains will NEVER come out of that ****ing carpet..." he mutters.
The Living:
Wrath of Dog
Tanarin
Kittycupcake
Random Mafia 2 Town MVP
'08 MTGS Fantasy Football Overall Champion
Best Non-SK Neutral Performance (Individual)
Also, can I host this game for another forum? It is really fun.
Random Mafia 2 Town MVP
'08 MTGS Fantasy Football Overall Champion
Best Non-SK Neutral Performance (Individual)
Faces are shot, blood is spilled, the ghost of Wessel cackles maniacally as it dances on their graves.
EVERYONE SELF-KILLED, NO POINTS!
Everyone dead is alive again.