FINE I MADE ONE MISTAKE GAWD
SEPPEL GOES DIRECTLY TO DEAD
DOES NOT PASS GO
AND DOES NOT COLLECT $200.00
PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY KITTENS NOW ARTIFICE ITS NOT THEIR FAULT
FINE I MADE ONE MISTAKE GAWD
SEPPEL GOES DIRECTLY TO DEAD
DOES NOT PASS GO
AND DOES NOT COLLECT $200.00
PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY KITTENS NOW ARTIFICE ITS NOT THEIR FAULT
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Today at the Mayor's RAFVILLE office, there is a protest of sorts going on. Apparently Wessel, Kittycupcake, Wrath of Dog, Jobie, and Artifice are somewhat beside themselves with rage at the new "Since Guns kill people, EVERYONE MUST HAVE ONE" bill being put through the RAFVILLE congress.
However, not everybody is mad at the bill. Some people are just mad.
Iso, the most frenzied of these, seeing Wessel parading around with his "Guns Shoot My Face All The Time And It Hurts Like A *****" T-shirt, feels the need to act. He waits for Wessel to turn his back and then quietly, sneakily, stealthily drops an enormous grand piano on him.
Wessel's organs are liquefied. Iso tastes it, and realizes it tastes like delicious corn starch.
So engaged is he in dining on this succulent morsel that he doesn't even see Seppel and Tanarin hauling over a tap-dancing Clydesdale horse, who proceeds to perform an excellent 650-pound rendition of "La Cucaracha" on Iso's organ-dripping face.
"HAY! I LIKED THAT GUY!" screams a nearby Prophylaxis in a very bad imitation of a mexican accent. Armed with a sharpened turtle and an extremely unstable personality, he slashes open Tanarin's stomach, and proceeds to escape from retribution by abseiling down a nearby building using Tanarin's small intestines.
The rest of the protestors, doing what they do best and ignoring the proof that they SHOULD BE CARRYING FIREARMS IN THIS TOWN, continue to awkwardly protest, as they parade over the bodies that have piled up.
Artifice gets his ankle caught in someone's ribcage as he paces let and right. His pancreas ruptures and he sinks to the floor like a guy with a ruptured pancreas.
Wrath of DoG, seeing this, pulls out an american flag and stabs it into himself, cutting off the flow of blood to both his legs, his left lung and his right toe simultaneously. Yeah, he didn't go to a RAFVILLE protest only to walk out of it alive.
Kittycupcake and Jobie, meanwhile, their rose-colored glasses inuring them from the horror, continue to parade around until they are forced to flee from the tear gas being fired into the protest. As they see the riot police advancing, blunt pandas at the ready, they decide that it might be a good idea to live through this one and, wisely, withdraw.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
It's noon at the RAF shooting range today, and the remaining victims members of the village are all there, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, as they unload an aircraft carrier-worth of ammunition on innocent targets.
Most, aim for the ones that aren't moving.
Some, see it differently.
Seppel, armed with a massive howitzer, eyes getting redder and redder with every massive "BOOM" sees a flicker of movement on his right flank. Bloodlust fully controlling his movements, he loads a large bull into the cannon and shoots. The Cowitzer hits its intended target, sending a load of bovine and Jobie guts flying everywhere.
A considerable portion of the fresh-made Jobie Mcriblets splatter on an unsuspecting Kittycupcake, who, surprisingly enough, is incensed by this.
Pulling out her last infrared-targeted unicorn, she launches the magical creature at Seppel, who is still breathing heavily over his kill.
Proving friendship IS magical, the unicorn impales Seppel, pinning him to one of the targets. A hail of 7.62 rounds thud into his already lifeless body, leaving his corpse flapping in the wind.
Kittycupcake stands triumphant, bathed in the blood of the guilty. The only sound aside from the wind ruffling her hair is the sweet, melodious sound of Prophylaxis shooting himself in the face.
KoolKoal: Feel free to take this with a grain of salt since self meta isn't particularly helpful, but I think I get scumread mostly for style over substance, but also for a certain lack of substance over style. It's not so much what I AM posting most of the time (though sometimes that can seem bad) but what I'm NOT posting. I've been told I come to non-obvious conclusions a lot, so when I post, quite a bit of the time there's jumps in logic that people can't follow and they think that's scummy. I get that accusation about a lot of questions I ask specifically. People call them "busy work" when the questions are legit etc.
As far as things to ignore, I can't think of anything. I would suggest you focus less on what I'm doing and more on how I'm doing it. That's probably more likely to be accurate. Like I've just said, what I do tends to come off a little weird, but if you look for how I do it, mindset comes into play and maybe you figure out something useful.
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SEPPEL GOES DIRECTLY TO DEAD
DOES NOT PASS GO
AND DOES NOT COLLECT $200.00
PLEASE GIVE ME BACK MY KITTENS NOW ARTIFICE ITS NOT THEIR FAULT
Done and done.
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Too quiet.
Kittycupcake and prophylaxis wander aimlessly around, until they are both eaten by the abominable snowman from SkiFree.
Look it up if you don't know what I am talking about.
Both contestants shot air, and are BOTH MODKILLED!
Next round, gogogo!
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
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Silly WoD, Wuffs is your bro. Seppel is mine.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Bueller...?
Bueller...?
Frye...?
Frye...?
Frye...?
(To be clear, this is me wondering wassup...)
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However, not everybody is mad at the bill. Some people are just mad.
Iso, the most frenzied of these, seeing Wessel parading around with his "Guns Shoot My Face All The Time And It Hurts Like A *****" T-shirt, feels the need to act. He waits for Wessel to turn his back and then quietly, sneakily, stealthily drops an enormous grand piano on him.
Wessel's organs are liquefied. Iso tastes it, and realizes it tastes like delicious corn starch.
So engaged is he in dining on this succulent morsel that he doesn't even see Seppel and Tanarin hauling over a tap-dancing Clydesdale horse, who proceeds to perform an excellent 650-pound rendition of "La Cucaracha" on Iso's organ-dripping face.
"HAY! I LIKED THAT GUY!" screams a nearby Prophylaxis in a very bad imitation of a mexican accent. Armed with a sharpened turtle and an extremely unstable personality, he slashes open Tanarin's stomach, and proceeds to escape from retribution by abseiling down a nearby building using Tanarin's small intestines.
The rest of the protestors, doing what they do best and ignoring the proof that they SHOULD BE CARRYING FIREARMS IN THIS TOWN, continue to awkwardly protest, as they parade over the bodies that have piled up.
Artifice gets his ankle caught in someone's ribcage as he paces let and right. His pancreas ruptures and he sinks to the floor like a guy with a ruptured pancreas.
Wrath of DoG, seeing this, pulls out an american flag and stabs it into himself, cutting off the flow of blood to both his legs, his left lung and his right toe simultaneously. Yeah, he didn't go to a RAFVILLE protest only to walk out of it alive.
Kittycupcake and Jobie, meanwhile, their rose-colored glasses inuring them from the horror, continue to parade around until they are forced to flee from the tear gas being fired into the protest. As they see the riot police advancing, blunt pandas at the ready, they decide that it might be a good idea to live through this one and, wisely, withdraw.
The living
Seppel
Prophylaxis
Kittycupcake
Jobie
GOGOGO!
Wuffles, the flavor always amuses me.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
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I GUESS SEPPEL IS THE DEFAULT PERP LETS GO WITH THAT
victimsmembers of the village are all there, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, as they unload an aircraft carrier-worth of ammunition on innocent targets.Most, aim for the ones that aren't moving.
Some, see it differently.
Seppel, armed with a massive howitzer, eyes getting redder and redder with every massive "BOOM" sees a flicker of movement on his right flank. Bloodlust fully controlling his movements, he loads a large bull into the cannon and shoots. The Cowitzer hits its intended target, sending a load of bovine and Jobie guts flying everywhere.
A considerable portion of the fresh-made Jobie Mcriblets splatter on an unsuspecting Kittycupcake, who, surprisingly enough, is incensed by this.
Pulling out her last infrared-targeted unicorn, she launches the magical creature at Seppel, who is still breathing heavily over his kill.
Proving friendship IS magical, the unicorn impales Seppel, pinning him to one of the targets. A hail of 7.62 rounds thud into his already lifeless body, leaving his corpse flapping in the wind.
Kittycupcake stands triumphant, bathed in the blood of the guilty. The only sound aside from the wind ruffling her hair is the sweet, melodious sound of Prophylaxis shooting himself in the face.
KITTYCUPCAKE WINS THE ROUND!
NEXT ACTIONS GOGOGO!
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an unnatural love towardsperfectly reasonable respect for Lightning Bolt.The Kiwi third of The Salt Mine Podcast: An Australian Legacy Podcast
What he said.
If more people show interest in playing again, then I will create a new thread for the game.