Simple game. I'll start things off by inventing a product. It can be as simple as a name ("Apple Yummies!") or can be a full blown description ("Lotorixa, guaranteed to stop all forms of body excretion for weeks on end!"). The next poster then notices some disturbing fine print. Perhaps its a nasty side effect, or maybe the product is made from something exotic and altogether uncouth. Then that post makes his/her own product to be scrutinized.
Example
Poster 1
"Peanut Butter Popcorn Cakes"
Poster 2
- May contain trace amounts of shoe polish.
"Sculegin, the nose-hair reducer"
Get it? Good. Let's get started.
"From the makers of the SlapChop: the PotatoPunch!"
Standard
:symr::symu:WTF IS THIS!?:symu::symr: :symb:Bond Vampires:symb: Casual
:symb:Scary Rats:symb: :symb::symr::symu:Kelpi Control:symu::symr::symb: :symr::symg:Dragons go Rawr:symg::symr: EDH
:symb:Drana:symb: :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:Horde of Notions:symg::symr::symb::symu::symw:
Standard
:symr::symu:WTF IS THIS!?:symu::symr: :symb:Bond Vampires:symb: Casual
:symb:Scary Rats:symb: :symb::symr::symu:Kelpi Control:symu::symr::symb: :symr::symg:Dragons go Rawr:symg::symr: EDH
:symb:Drana:symb: :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:Horde of Notions:symg::symr::symb::symu::symw:
Standard
:symr::symu:WTF IS THIS!?:symu::symr: :symb:Bond Vampires:symb: Casual
:symb:Scary Rats:symb: :symb::symr::symu:Kelpi Control:symu::symr::symb: :symr::symg:Dragons go Rawr:symg::symr: EDH
:symb:Drana:symb: :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:Horde of Notions:symg::symr::symb::symu::symw:
just watched this guy win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm Chuck Noris actually plays Magic.
*May cause severe injury, death or accidental mental pregnancy. Certain conditions may apply. See our ad in Golf Today. For more details, phone your psychiatrist. Do not take Katzor if you are currently suffering from extreme depression, BSTL or if you support the NDP.
Munchic: Eatable Music!
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
DCI Level 2 Judge
Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Modern: GRB Jund BRG RBU Grixis Delver UBR Legacy: W Death & Taxes W GRB Punishing Jund BRG GUR Canadian Threshold RUG Commander: RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
Standard
:symr::symu:WTF IS THIS!?:symu::symr: :symb:Bond Vampires:symb: Casual
:symb:Scary Rats:symb: :symb::symr::symu:Kelpi Control:symu::symr::symb: :symr::symg:Dragons go Rawr:symg::symr: EDH
:symb:Drana:symb: :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:Horde of Notions:symg::symr::symb::symu::symw:
Example
Poster 1
"Peanut Butter Popcorn Cakes"
Poster 2
- May contain trace amounts of shoe polish.
"Sculegin, the nose-hair reducer"
Get it? Good. Let's get started.
"From the makers of the SlapChop: the PotatoPunch!"
"Melon Gummies"
:symb::symb:I will take a potato chip... AND EAT IT:symb::symb:
When you lol, I assume you are doing this!
Clan Mono-Black Disciple of Necromancy
:symr::symu:WTF IS THIS!?:symu::symr: :symb:Bond Vampires:symb:
Casual
:symb:Scary Rats:symb: :symb::symr::symu:Kelpi Control:symu::symr::symb: :symr::symg:Dragons go Rawr:symg::symr:
EDH
:symb:Drana:symb: :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:Horde of Notions:symg::symr::symb::symu::symw:
"Flinora: the day dream inducer"
"Poppers: The NEW white meat"
:symb::symb:I will take a potato chip... AND EAT IT:symb::symb:
When you lol, I assume you are doing this!
Clan Mono-Black Disciple of Necromancy
:symr::symu:WTF IS THIS!?:symu::symr: :symb:Bond Vampires:symb:
Casual
:symb:Scary Rats:symb: :symb::symr::symu:Kelpi Control:symu::symr::symb: :symr::symg:Dragons go Rawr:symg::symr:
EDH
:symb:Drana:symb: :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:Horde of Notions:symg::symr::symb::symu::symw:
"Undergreens: The biodegradable undergarments"
"Betty, the highly advanced robot female partner"
:symb::symb:I will take a potato chip... AND EAT IT:symb::symb:
When you lol, I assume you are doing this!
Clan Mono-Black Disciple of Necromancy
:symr::symu:WTF IS THIS!?:symu::symr: :symb:Bond Vampires:symb:
Casual
:symb:Scary Rats:symb: :symb::symr::symu:Kelpi Control:symu::symr::symb: :symr::symg:Dragons go Rawr:symg::symr:
EDH
:symb:Drana:symb: :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:Horde of Notions:symg::symr::symb::symu::symw:
Ticklestar, the all purpose stardust gathering kit!
Thanks to KrackkShott at Kracked Graphics for my special banner!
Come Join the War!!!
Super Organism Killer (SOK)
By Megabug
Antimatter Popcorn
Personal Dancing Aardvark (PDA)
Warning: May be Impersonal, not able to dance or be an Aardvark.
Instant Statue Mold (ISM)
You and your temporal rifts...
Allow up to an hour to take affect.
Sasquatch in a Jar.
Munchic: Eatable Music!
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
The portal gun!
The time remote!
Modern:
GRB Jund BRG
RBU Grixis Delver UBR
Legacy:
W Death & Taxes W
GRB Punishing Jund BRG
GUR Canadian Threshold RUG
Commander:
RUG Maelstrom Wanderer GUR
The Steroids Bar!
My Mafia Stats - My Helpdesk
G Omnath, Locus of Mana U Arcum Dagsson BUG The Mimeoplasm GW Gaddock Teeg X Karn, Silver Golem
"Puregrounds Instant Coffee"
Take a mechanic from the pre-mirrodin era, and a mechanic after the mirrodin era, and create a card that flavorfully melds both mechanics.
"may cause anal leakage"
cuz seriously, how do you beat that?
Sharpie brand Eyebrow Markers!
Paper Cut Maker
Assorted pile of junk
"Chia pets... the fast growing grass pet!"
Take a mechanic from the pre-mirrodin era, and a mechanic after the mirrodin era, and create a card that flavorfully melds both mechanics.
computers...the one you are using
credit to Darth Monkey for the awesome sig
decks
:symb:vamps
:symg::symw::symu::symr::symb:aggro
:symg:elves
:symu::symr:Izzet
:symg::symb:golgari
Robot Physiology Teachers
:symb::symb:I will take a potato chip... AND EAT IT:symb::symb:
When you lol, I assume you are doing this!
Clan Mono-Black Disciple of Necromancy
:symr::symu:WTF IS THIS!?:symu::symr: :symb:Bond Vampires:symb:
Casual
:symb:Scary Rats:symb: :symb::symr::symu:Kelpi Control:symu::symr::symb: :symr::symg:Dragons go Rawr:symg::symr:
EDH
:symb:Drana:symb: :symw::symu::symb::symr::symg:Horde of Notions:symg::symr::symb::symu::symw:
Neutron enriched Oatmeal
DCI Judge L2 - Minneapolis
Thanks to Megabug/Sgt Chubbz and Kracked Graphics for the Sig
Legacy
RUBFaithless Dredge
Death: from the makers of "Life"!
EDH decks:
Eight-and-a-Half-Tails
Khalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet
Agrus Kos, Wojek Veteran