That thing is unstopppable!:o It attacks as soon as it comes into play, and it can't die! Because it says it attacks each turn if able. And of course it's ALWAYS able! It's a goblin!!! The damage can't be avoided, because it says so in the card. So your opponent will be getting 1 damage each turn... that quickly turns into a win for you.
Now there's this also this insanely good card named Moonlace. People tell me all the time it's broken, but I just haven't read specifically why. Care to enlighten me?
Legasp! You don't realize the sheer brokeness of it? What if your opponent is trying to use something like Red Elemental Blast on your Fae? Truly it could save the game for you! I'd use four in every deck I play!
Now, I realize that people really like the Planeswalker card type, but I don't understand why Elspeth, Knight-Errant is all the rage around these parts. It's truly underpowered, can someone tell everyone why?
Boggart Loggers? It can cripple mana bases in approximately 20% of decks out there! Against the others, it's also capable of destroying those pesky changelings that don't die to Eyeblight's Ending. I totally don't understand why people don't run this.
Now, I've heard Sorrow's Path is totally broken. But why is this?
EDIT: Maybe Sorrow's Path isn't broken enough. Maybe Wintermoon Mesa is more broken?
Akroma? That card's not good at all. She costs 8 mana, for only 6 power and 6 toughness? And that protection? Not very useful when your opponent has two Ghostfires. She is also vulnerable to Hurricanes.
Now, there's this card called Disorient. Can someone explain why this card is so broken?
Disorient takes down your opponents biggest threat. What, deathtouch? I don't think so. You've got two Giant Growths? Now you don't. Your creature does what when it damages me? Now it does nothing. Super good. Everyone loves creature hate.
Ancestral Recall, talk about junk. Tell me why it sucks so hard.
What can you do with just cards? Nothing! If it dealt damage or put creatures into play, it'd be worthwhile. And it's an early-game card! You'll most likely cast it the first turn, when you already played a land! That means you won't be able to ever play anything you draw with it, not even lands! And since it's your first turn, you already have 7 cards in hands, so at end of turn you'll have to discard it all!:mad: Useless card is bad!;)
Um, DUH!!!!! What if someone were attacking with a Nim Lasher and had, like, 30 artifacts on the field and all you had was a CoP: Black? You would be, like, so screwed!!!
Reverse Damage, everyones told me how bad that card is, why?
The problem is it can't stop life loss so it can't protect you from that damn Arcbound Ravager+Disciple of the Vault combo. And even if it could stop life loss, that combo kills you one life by one so Reverse Damage sucks that much!
Yeah, it just doesn't do much. You see, you have to wait until the creature attacks at least once before it gets a bit better, but it's not a threat until really late. It takes a single Verdigris to get rid of it. It's quite useless.
Your opponent won't see it coming! It can make the difference between having your creature saved and losing tempo. See, the creature it saves still gets to DEAL combat damage, so it's like a Harm's Way but better, because it stops THREE points of damage! (it actually saved my opponent on one turn during the Launch Party... I still beat him and managed to win the whole tournament. ;))
But the most b0rked of all cards is Mindless Null. Someone blow my mind telling me wht it's teh 1337 t3ch!
M10 + Zendikar made this card incredibly payable. It is a must in every aggro deck 'cause, you know, you are fool if you're playing an aggro deck that ISN'T Vampires Tribal! With SOOO MAAANYYY GOOD Vampires around, Mindless Null's "drawback" goes away! And it's a Zombie!
I think Squire just beats every other creature in this game, don't you?
Cards with the post 8th Edition, color shifted and future shifted templates as well as the timeshifted and Coldsnap reprint ones tastes a little sweeter. Any gold cards with the old faces are a little saltier. European foreign (except Russian) cards with the mentioned templates above are not as sweet as their English counterparts and has a wierd after taste. All taste tests were done from fresh packs and all cards tasted are not foil cards. I have yet to taste Asian and Russian cards.
Elspeth? She's quite overcosted. She's a planeswalker, making her vulnerable to Lava Axe, or even just by attacking with three Mindless Nulls. And her abilities? Overcosted. You'll just get one use out of the abilities before she gets picked on and killed, and both of those abilities are overcosted for the price of 4 mana.
Now on the other hand, I've heard Bull Rush was really awesome...
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Do you not realize just how rare a Plainswalking Creature is?! Only FIVE CREATURES in all of Magic have Plainswalk, and ONE OF THEM ISN'T TOURNAMENT LEGAL!!!!!! That's INSANE! Plus, it has the same P/T/Mana Cost ratio as Elvish Archers, which is an insane card as well!
I'm struggling to figure out why Lightning Bolt is terrible......
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Now there's this also this insanely good card named Moonlace. People tell me all the time it's broken, but I just haven't read specifically why. Care to enlighten me?
I like 4/4s for 7.
Now, I realize that people really like the Planeswalker card type, but I don't understand why Elspeth, Knight-Errant is all the rage around these parts. It's truly underpowered, can someone tell everyone why?
Tell me why Boggart Loggers is overpowered.
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Now, I've heard Sorrow's Path is totally broken. But why is this?
EDIT: Maybe Sorrow's Path isn't broken enough. Maybe Wintermoon Mesa is more broken?
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Now, there's this card called Disorient. Can someone explain why this card is so broken?
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Ancestral Recall, talk about junk. Tell me why it sucks so hard.
Silhana Ledgewalker. Now, that's a filler crap common. Isn't it?
I like 4/4s for 7.
Why is Moonlace overpowered?
Reverse Damage, everyones told me how bad that card is, why?
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I think Umezawa's Jitte is underpowered. Don't you?
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Now, Shieldmate's Blessing, that's what I call broken. Does anyone know why?
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But the most b0rked of all cards is Mindless Null. Someone blow my mind telling me wht it's teh 1337 t3ch!
I like 4/4s for 7.
I think Squire just beats every other creature in this game, don't you?
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UMM HELLO SQUIRE WOULD BE 4/4 for only 1W
Lotus Cobra is a terribly underpowered card, anyone want to explain why?
Why is Phyrexian Processor good?
But Time Walk...why exactly does it go for hundreds of dollars? It's complete jank!
I know right? It's just like "Draw a new card, untap your lands, and play a land." It doesn't even do damage! Complete waste of two mana.
Now why is Expunge so ridiculously overpowered? Did WotC go blind?
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Now please for the love of God tell me why Elspeth, Knight Errant is terrible, seriously!
Legacy: Burn, U/R Delver
Modern: U/R Storm, Soul Sisters
Vintage: #ImBrokeLOL
EDH: Nin, the Pain Artist (Chaos), Roon of the Hidden Realm (Blink)
Now on the other hand, I've heard Bull Rush was really awesome...
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Why is black lotus underpowered?
Please tell me why Griffin Canyon is as good as it gets
Legacy: Burn, U/R Delver
Modern: U/R Storm, Soul Sisters
Vintage: #ImBrokeLOL
EDH: Nin, the Pain Artist (Chaos), Roon of the Hidden Realm (Blink)
Now isn't Jace, the Mind Sculptor terrible?
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Tell me why Zodiac Rooster is the best "planes"walker ever.
I'm struggling to figure out why Lightning Bolt is terrible......
Legacy: Burn, U/R Delver
Modern: U/R Storm, Soul Sisters
Vintage: #ImBrokeLOL
EDH: Nin, the Pain Artist (Chaos), Roon of the Hidden Realm (Blink)
Why is Chimney Imp so overpowered.
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