A. Two damage in exchange for the sacrifice of my humble self is a lot better than one damage, or a lifetime of being rubbed across people's rear ends.
Would you rather:
A. Get stuck with the buffalo ***** eating stunt on Fear Factor
B. Spend the rest of your life tranformed into a size XXXXXXXXXXL thong
C. Spend your life in maximum security lockdown....with a cellmate named Bubba who thinks you're cute
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Would you rather:
A. Be trampled to death by rabid Oprah fans
B. Be torn to pieces by rabid Yu-Gi-Oh! players
C. Be ejected from an airlock into the sun
A. Be stuck in a room, no escape possible, full of prepubescent Yu-Gi-Oh players after they handed out complimentary Hawaiian Punch and Twinkies (read: super sugar rush)
B. Be a professional armpit sniffer
C. Be permanently impotent (No, Viagra won't reverse it)
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
A, I'd stage a fight to the death with a set of exodia as the prize =P
Would you rather
A. Eat an Ebon Dragon (The actual dragon)
B. Be continuously butt-raped by Morphling (literally)
C. Give birth to a Polar Kraken, full size, no pain-killers.
A) Belly flop off the Golden Gate bridge for an absurd amount of money.
B) Strap yourself to a nuclear missile Slim Pickin's style.
C) Beam down to a hostile alien planet as a Star Trek security officer.
D) Swallow a chunk of cesium metal.
E) Run with scissors...
A) DIE IN A FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Would you rather
a) fall down a 'bottomless' pit (fall forever.)
b) fall out of a moving plane 1 mile high
c) fall into a well with no hope for escaping it
Would you rather:
A) Impregnate a duck.
B) Fight a moose to the death on top of a speeding train.
C) March into Sweden ready to aid a losing group of revolutionaries armed with a 4 hockey pucks and a lot of laxatives.
B) That'll do for an amazing story or death, and if we go through a tunnel I win.
Would you rather:
A) Be trapped under a gigantic pile of trash, eating trash-fungus until you die of natural causes.
B) Be a rogue player during "Mirrodin" (1 month after Darksteel release specifically) at a standard PT, and be doomed to replay that tourney for the rest of your life.
C) Being allergic to all food but sewer water.
B) I hate netdecks anyways. I try to play rogue decks when possible.
Situation: You are being chased by a stampede towards a 100 foot tall cliff. You can see the other side. You run and jump. What would you rather realize:
A) Your legs got tangled and never actually jumped.
B) You jumped in time, but you won't even get halfway across.
C) You jumped in time, but you will just miss the other side by six inches.
Puts on British accent (for added flavor)
All right, here's your motivation. Your lost in South america on a trip. You and three friends are
the only people surviving from your party.
Would you rather:
A)Eat your friends
B)Eat yourself
C)Die hungry
Would you rather:
A. Get stuck with the buffalo ***** eating stunt on Fear Factor
B. Spend the rest of your life tranformed into a size XXXXXXXXXXL thong
C. Spend your life in maximum security lockdown....with a cellmate named Bubba who thinks you're cute
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Would you rather:
A. Be trampled to death by rabid Oprah fans
B. Be torn to pieces by rabid Yu-Gi-Oh! players
C. Be ejected from an airlock into the sun
WoW is so addictive.
Would you rather:
A. Be stuck in a room, no escape possible, full of prepubescent Yu-Gi-Oh players after they handed out complimentary Hawaiian Punch and Twinkies (read: super sugar rush)
B. Be a professional armpit sniffer
C. Be permanently impotent (No, Viagra won't reverse it)
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Would you rather
A. Eat an Ebon Dragon (The actual dragon)
B. Be continuously butt-raped by Morphling (literally)
C. Give birth to a Polar Kraken, full size, no pain-killers.
WoW is so addictive.
Would you rather:
A) Belly flop off the Golden Gate bridge for an absurd amount of money.
B) Strap yourself to a nuclear missile Slim Pickin's style.
C) Beam down to a hostile alien planet as a Star Trek security officer.
D) Swallow a chunk of cesium metal.
E) Run with scissors...
Note to self: Your mafia theories are usually wrong, so don't act on them.
Would you rather
A)
B)
C)
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Would you rather
a) fall down a 'bottomless' pit (fall forever.)
b) fall out of a moving plane 1 mile high
c) fall into a well with no hope for escaping it
Would you rather be:
A) Throttled
B) Bludgeoned
C) Coagulated
Throttled? I'm thinking Xena Onatopp.
Would you rather be:
A) Rosie O'Donnell
B) Dead
C) A goat
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would you rather be -
A) blind + no arms
B) deaf + no legs
C) mute + quadrapalegic
?
Would you rather see in a battle to the death:
a) Bender vs. Flexo
b) Number Six vs. Boomer
c) Robbie the Robot vs. Gort
Note to self: Your mafia theories are usually wrong, so don't act on them.
Would you rather snort
a) Red ants
b) Black ants
c) Fire ants
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Would you rather
A) Pecan Pie
B) Some less good pie
C) A+B
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B); you had already set the standard so low
Would you rather:
A) Impregnate a duck.
B) Fight a moose to the death on top of a speeding train.
C) March into Sweden ready to aid a losing group of revolutionaries armed with a 4 hockey pucks and a lot of laxatives.
Would you rather:
A) Be trapped under a gigantic pile of trash, eating trash-fungus until you die of natural causes.
B) Be a rogue player during "Mirrodin" (1 month after Darksteel release specifically) at a standard PT, and be doomed to replay that tourney for the rest of your life.
C) Being allergic to all food but sewer water.
Situation: You are being chased by a stampede towards a 100 foot tall cliff. You can see the other side. You run and jump. What would you rather realize:
A) Your legs got tangled and never actually jumped.
B) You jumped in time, but you won't even get halfway across.
C) You jumped in time, but you will just miss the other side by six inches.
Puts on British accent (for added flavor)
All right, here's your motivation. Your lost in South america on a trip. You and three friends are
the only people surviving from your party.
Would you rather:
A)Eat your friends
B)Eat yourself
C)Die hungry
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