"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
a) Be taught that "Red" is really blue.
b) Be taught that '"Left" is rally right
c) Be taught by a Dominatrix and learn that the word "Knuckles" is a "Safty word".
A) Be trapped in an almost-full Porta-Potty for 24 hours--yes, in the storage tank area
B) Perform oral pleasures upon an unwashed Rosie O'Donnell for 24 hours
C) Insert one of every type of produce in the supermarket up your rectum (cucumbers, turnips, pineapples, etc.)
Would you rather:
a)be a lead character in a (private) Elton john broadway musical
b) be a bench that (a nude) rosie o'donnell sat on
c)be a (wet and sticky :xd:) kleenex
Would you rather:
A) eat raw meat
B) eat a toe
C) eat a random mushroom
Would you rather:
A: Cut off your own finger
B: Cut off your mother's finger
C: Scrape the skin on your scrotum raw and apply a 9-volt battery
would u rather....
a) rub salt it your open wound
b) rud alchohol in your open wound
c) george bush on your open wound
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Would you rather
a)Make out with someone the same sex as you
b)make out with a horny polar bear
c)make out with a relative
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Would you rather:
A: Eat your own booger
B: Make out with George Bush (senior)
C: Play naked paintball
Would you rather:
A: Live a life a exile
B: Die then be exiled to hell
C: Convert to Janeism
For the adults, Would you rather have people (cops too) catch you screwing...
A-- jailbait
B-- a farm animal
C-- a washing machine
D-- your grandfather
E-- The chick in the spoiler
Some people just love Jace a little too much
WYR
A: Get Suspended
B: Expelled
C: Held Back a grade
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B--once again, been there, done that
WOuld you rather
A-- go to hell
B-- go to Iraq
C-- go to the inside of Ellen DeGeneres' ******
Some people just love Jace a little too much
Not quite as dry as the other 2!!!!
Would you rather:
a)Eat a 13 year old Piece of cheese
b)Eat a 13 year old piece of yougurt
c)eat a piece of a 13 year old
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Would you rather:
(a) Have hair covering your whole body.
(b) Be completely bald.
or (c) Be dead.
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"Hello! I've come to serenade you. I can't play guitar. I can't play this accordion either, but I thought it'd be less obvious."
Dylan Moran, Black Books
Would You Rather:
A.) Make love with Barbara Bush
B.) Make out with Bob Dole
C.) Cut off your right hand
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
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Ok ummm
WYR:
a) watch tellitubbies
b) drink a gallon of Milk and throw-up
c) fight a paralyzed person(a quadropalegic (sp))
would you rather:
a) get a lap dance
b) have an ice-cream
c) have a baggel?!?
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Would you rather
a)be luke skywalker's left hand
b)be luke ******** right hand
c)kiss your sister
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Would your rather have...
a. a tumor on your nose
b. a pitchfork shoved up your ass
c. sex with a blender
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it can be Anything....
probly c) as long as its not on.....
would u rather...
a) be me
b) be a stick
c) be a speaker
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would you rather:
a)do a colonoscopy on richard simmons
b) do a prostate exam on Clay aiken
c) do a gyno test on rosie o'donnell
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WOULD YOU RATHER
a) Be taught that "Red" is really blue.
b) Be taught that '"Left" is rally right
c) Be taught by a Dominatrix and learn that the word "Knuckles" is a "Safty word".
would u rather:
a) eat a tacho
b) eat a piniada
c) pick you nose
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A) Be trapped in an almost-full Porta-Potty for 24 hours--yes, in the storage tank area
B) Perform oral pleasures upon an unwashed Rosie O'Donnell for 24 hours
C) Insert one of every type of produce in the supermarket up your rectum (cucumbers, turnips, pineapples, etc.)
Would you rather...
A.) Be subjected to furious rape by James Earl Jones
B.) Eat monkey feces
C.) Die a horrible death, burned at the stake
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
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Would you rather:
a)be a lead character in a (private) Elton john broadway musical
b) be a bench that (a nude) rosie o'donnell sat on
c)be a (wet and sticky :xd:) kleenex
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Would you rather have one of the following as a pet?
A) Eater of the Dead
B) Thought Devourer
C) Pikachu
Would you rather
A) Be attacked by Excruciator
B) Be sodomized by the golden monkey behind the Uktabi Orangutang
C) Have Traumatize be cast on you
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