2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You ignore the voice. You ignore most of them. Tey never say anything worth saying. Most of them just tell you to kill yourself, and the rest are about as helpful.
Kid
Kid
This is important
Really important
It doesn't matter what you think about me right now, but listen
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW
IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU WILL EVER DO
NOD IF YOU UNDERSTAND
>
Whatever. You nod. Indulging them has really never been a thing that you do (as stated, most of their suggestions have less than desirable outcomes), but, y'know, why not?
Ok, good
You won't screw this up, kid
I know it
This'll work
So, what's yer name?
>
What?
No, that's your friend's username for a bunch of stuff!
You are 100% sure that you are not Chibs.
Also, Chibs doesn't like it when you tell the voices about him. Something about some wall.
>
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You are Bruce Wayne. You have always been teased about that fact, but you know that you will have the last laugh.
Your tombstone will say "Here lies Bruce Wayne". It will rock.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You look under your pillow. Probably a key.
Or toa- NO wait that's dumb. Stupid voices telling you the most random **** at any given time.
So yeah. You check.
It's...
A gun
An actual gun. Not a play one, a
REAL
GUN
killyourselfkiddoitnowdoit
Crap has just gotten serious.
You reach into your pocket to let your friends know that something has happened.
You have no pockets.
You are wearing a jumpsuit. White.
You are in a featureless cell.
You have no idea what happened to get you in there.
You have a gun.
killyourselfkiddoitnowdoitdoit
There is a knocking on your door.
Slow.
S t e a dy .
Banging. On. Your. Door.
____________________________________
Hey kid
Kid
Kid
Listen
You hear me?
Nod if you hear me
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You ignore the voice. You ignore most of them. Tey never say anything worth saying. Most of them just tell you to kill yourself, and the rest are about as helpful.
Kid
Kid
This is important
Really important
It doesn't matter what you think about me right now, but listen
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW
IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU WILL EVER DO
NOD IF YOU UNDERSTAND
>
Whatever. You nod. Indulging them has really never been a thing that you do (as stated, most of their suggestions have less than desirable outcomes), but, y'know, why not?
Ok, good
You won't screw this up, kid
I know it
This'll work
So, what's yer name?
>
What?
No, that's your friend's username for a bunch of stuff!
You are 100% sure that you are not Chibs.
Also, Chibs doesn't like it when you tell the voices about him. Something about some wall.
>
LOL
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
LOL
Your name is Bruce. Bruce...
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You are Bruce Wayne. You have always been teased about that fact, but you know that you will have the last laugh.
Your tombstone will say "Here lies Bruce Wayne". It will rock.
Bruce
Under your pillow
Look
Use it on the door
You'll know it when it happens.
>
My Mafia Stats - My Helpdesk
G Omnath, Locus of Mana U Arcum Dagsson BUG The Mimeoplasm GW Gaddock Teeg X Karn, Silver Golem
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
LOL
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
LOL
Hope you don't mind.
Because of that I'm re-hijacking it off you
LOL
You look under your pillow. Probably a key.
Or toa- NO wait that's dumb. Stupid voices telling you the most random **** at any given time.
So yeah. You check.
It's...
A gun
An actual gun. Not a play one, a
REAL
GUN
killyourselfkiddoitnowdoit
Crap has just gotten serious.
You reach into your pocket to let your friends know that something has happened.
You have no pockets.
You are wearing a jumpsuit. White.
You are in a featureless cell.
You have no idea what happened to get you in there.
You have a gun.
killyourselfkiddoitnowdoitdoit
There is a knocking on your door.
Slow.
S t e a dy .
Banging. On. Your. Door.
You oblige.
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