Alright guys, this is a traditional text-input RPG (much like Voices and Jurassic Park Adventure).
There will be a karma system implemented, and my say on matters is final. Be creative, but don't be stupid. If your karma is high enough and you do something great, you get to leave Silent Hill and another player can join. If your karma is low enough and you do something stupid or really bad, you're going to die. There will be an inventory, but there will be no leveling system and no rock-solid way to perform any combat that is given. It's mostly up to you, the player, and I, the moderator, will use my best discretion to determine what happens.
First 5 people to sign up can play. Create a character, make a little background for them (some kind of history involving Silent Hill), age, gender, build, a small weapon (pistol, knife, etc.), two small tools (flashlight, screwdriver, compass, etc.), a pad and pen for writing/drawing things, a map of Silent Hill (I will do my best to attempt to provide one based on where people are/want to go and may make up a few of my own places for the sake of the story), a medium-sized backpack, and enough rations to last 5 days. Remember, everything will be up to my discretion, and if I decide to make something up that isn't canon to the franchise, it's my game. All NPC dialogue will be dictated by me, but any dialogue that your character performs with an NPC or another PC will be entirely up to you. The way the environment interacts with you will be of my choosing based on your actions and how sadistic I'm feeling.
Of course, be reasonable when you create your character. Make their story legitimate, and realize that I may add my own pieces of their background to the story for progression's sake. No godmoding 7"0' 300 lbs. former Marines who can punch the head off of apparitions and whatnot, please. However, something like a 5"11' 200 lbs. former Marine with knowledge in combat would be far more acceptable.
Your input commands should, of course, reflect your character's personality. For example, if Jack is the type to notice the fact that there's a freshly ripped-off flyer missing from the bulletin board, include that kind of information in the character creation so that I know how to make the environment interact with your character better. If he's the type to notice a flyer for the show that night, then I'll have him notice that, instead. It's all based on character, people!
The karma system is a loose system that I'll be making up as I go as fairly as I see fit. Once per in-game day, you may ask me what your karma total is. I'll do my best to hint at your overall karma by actions the game takes against you, however. I haven't decided how much karma is a good amount for you to be able to leave Silent Hill on or how much is a fair amount for you to be killed on, but just know that you start between -5 and 5 karma, depending on your character's background.
Most importantly, don't be stupid, use common sense, and have fun. If I haven't explicitly stated a rule, if you don't think your actions would be allowed in a standard RP, ask before you do it! Just because I haven't listed it doesn't mean it's not a rule. I will give you one warning before I modkill you without reprieve if you don't use your head to determine the best course of action. Be as vivid with your character backgrounds and dialogues as you'd like, and the more creative you get with things you want to do, the better. (Though sometimes simple actions may be the best course of action!)
Ready, set, go! First come, first serve.
(All dialogue must be placed in quotation marks and all actions must be prefixed with >. Anything OoC that you wish to direct to me in-thread, please place in brackets [ ]. Thank you!)
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Upon this day I have entered an area I have heard about, but never wished to see with my own eyes.
My name is Bale. I am a hacker who created a game revolving around Silent Hill, but when I ran it, it brought me here instead. I am a 19 year old male, 5'9'', 160 lbs, with a light build. I luckily have given myself a pistol with 3 clips of ammunition, a Swiss Army Knife that has all the tools but the actual knife and a flashlight, and all the other equipment aforementioned.
[I know nothing of Silent Hill except that it's horror. Just an FYI.]
Early 30's. Like Wheat 5'9 but a touch on the heavier side. Pale complexioned, dirty brown shoulder length hair and eyes the color of mist. Berreta 92 as a firearm and 3 extra mags. Combat knife in a sheaf at the thigh, flashlight, compass and fire steel round off the equipment.
Slightly older jack of all trades for odd information master of not many. Always interested in adding to occult knowledge.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
Wheat_Grinder: Meh...approved. Swiss Army Knife is acceptable, I suppose. Just remember that ammo is limited, so since you have chosen to arm yourself with a pistol...good luck.
Kahedron: Approved with most recent changes. Will begin with you soon.
Bale.
Ugh.
Did anybody catch the number of that bus?
You groan wearily as you sit up.
The first thing you notice is the smell. The undeniable odor of a rotting carcas.
"How did I get here?"
You can't remember.
You're not even sure where "here" is.
...or are you?
No, you've definitly been here before.
Yes, there's no mistaking it now.
This is the place you've been trying to escape from, the place you visit in your nightmares. Those nightly, reoccurring terrors.
That place. Silent Hill.
Something has been calling you to this place for a long time now.
You sit up and look down on yourself. You're caked in dried blood.
Is it your own?
You can't feel any wounds and you don't notice any blooding pooling on the floor around you. How strange.
Do you remember who you are?
Yes. Your name is Bale.
You can't help but notice the rotting corpse, eviscerated, hanging upside down from the ceiling by an ankle, entrails everywhere in front of you.
The smell makes you retch; you vomit all over the floor.
You discern, after a moment, that you are in a butcher's shop.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Kahedron: Choose your gun or your pistol and drop one of the tools (flashlight, compass, fire steel) and I can approve you.
First post incoming.
You mean knife or pistol? Berreta 92 is a semi automatic handgun, just being specific. If that is the choice will keep the blade as you say it doesn't need ammo. Will also ditch the flashlight can set fire to stuff with the fire steel.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You are in a small, dingy diner in Silent Hill. The paint is flaking. The booths are cracked and falling apart in places. The chairs are rusty. Age-old dust covers the place, aside from where you've disturbed. There's a bathroom, a swinging door leading back to the kitchen, a front register/counter area, and the front exit door.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Upon entering, the first thing you notice is a very large hunk of raw meat approximately the size of a person placed upon the counter. Flies swarm all around it, as though it had recently been placed there. You also notice that part of the meat has flopped over carelessly on to one of the stove burners, which is incinerating the flesh.
Strange.
You don't remember leaving the burner on when you left the kitchen last night.
And where did that hunk of meat come from?
You suddenly feel a tingling sensation on the back of your neck, as though you're being watched.
But there's no one in sight.
There's a door that leads to the manager's office in the back, as well as several kitchen implements hanging about. It's a kitchen, after all.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Manager> "Yeah, they're always causing me problems. But then again, my wife caused me problems, too, and look at where she is now!" *Gestures to kitchen with a hearty guffaw* "Anyway, you're one of them, aren't you?"
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
"My apologies I appear to woke up in on of your booths earlier this morning"
> Stands up.
"If you wish me to leave I shall"
> Backpedals to door keeping eyes on manager.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and start slitting throats.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
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There will be a karma system implemented, and my say on matters is final. Be creative, but don't be stupid. If your karma is high enough and you do something great, you get to leave Silent Hill and another player can join. If your karma is low enough and you do something stupid or really bad, you're going to die. There will be an inventory, but there will be no leveling system and no rock-solid way to perform any combat that is given. It's mostly up to you, the player, and I, the moderator, will use my best discretion to determine what happens.
First 5 people to sign up can play. Create a character, make a little background for them (some kind of history involving Silent Hill), age, gender, build, a small weapon (pistol, knife, etc.), two small tools (flashlight, screwdriver, compass, etc.), a pad and pen for writing/drawing things, a map of Silent Hill (I will do my best to attempt to provide one based on where people are/want to go and may make up a few of my own places for the sake of the story), a medium-sized backpack, and enough rations to last 5 days. Remember, everything will be up to my discretion, and if I decide to make something up that isn't canon to the franchise, it's my game. All NPC dialogue will be dictated by me, but any dialogue that your character performs with an NPC or another PC will be entirely up to you. The way the environment interacts with you will be of my choosing based on your actions and how sadistic I'm feeling.
Of course, be reasonable when you create your character. Make their story legitimate, and realize that I may add my own pieces of their background to the story for progression's sake. No godmoding 7"0' 300 lbs. former Marines who can punch the head off of apparitions and whatnot, please. However, something like a 5"11' 200 lbs. former Marine with knowledge in combat would be far more acceptable.
Your input commands should, of course, reflect your character's personality. For example, if Jack is the type to notice the fact that there's a freshly ripped-off flyer missing from the bulletin board, include that kind of information in the character creation so that I know how to make the environment interact with your character better. If he's the type to notice a flyer for the show that night, then I'll have him notice that, instead. It's all based on character, people!
The karma system is a loose system that I'll be making up as I go as fairly as I see fit. Once per in-game day, you may ask me what your karma total is. I'll do my best to hint at your overall karma by actions the game takes against you, however. I haven't decided how much karma is a good amount for you to be able to leave Silent Hill on or how much is a fair amount for you to be killed on, but just know that you start between -5 and 5 karma, depending on your character's background.
Most importantly, don't be stupid, use common sense, and have fun. If I haven't explicitly stated a rule, if you don't think your actions would be allowed in a standard RP, ask before you do it! Just because I haven't listed it doesn't mean it's not a rule. I will give you one warning before I modkill you without reprieve if you don't use your head to determine the best course of action. Be as vivid with your character backgrounds and dialogues as you'd like, and the more creative you get with things you want to do, the better. (Though sometimes simple actions may be the best course of action!)
Ready, set, go! First come, first serve.
(All dialogue must be placed in quotation marks and all actions must be prefixed with >. Anything OoC that you wish to direct to me in-thread, please place in brackets [ ]. Thank you!)
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
My name is Bale. I am a hacker who created a game revolving around Silent Hill, but when I ran it, it brought me here instead. I am a 19 year old male, 5'9'', 160 lbs, with a light build. I luckily have given myself a pistol with 3 clips of ammunition, a Swiss Army Knife that has all the tools but the actual knife and a flashlight, and all the other equipment aforementioned.
[I know nothing of Silent Hill except that it's horror. Just an FYI.]
Early 30's. Like Wheat 5'9 but a touch on the heavier side. Pale complexioned, dirty brown shoulder length hair and eyes the color of mist. Berreta 92 as a firearm and 3 extra mags. Combat knife in a sheaf at the thigh, flashlight, compass and fire steel round off the equipment.
Slightly older jack of all trades for odd information master of not many. Always interested in adding to occult knowledge.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Kahedron: Approved with most recent changes. Will begin with you soon.
Bale.
Ugh.
Did anybody catch the number of that bus?
You groan wearily as you sit up.
The first thing you notice is the smell. The undeniable odor of a rotting carcas.
"How did I get here?"
You can't remember.
You're not even sure where "here" is.
...or are you?
No, you've definitly been here before.
Yes, there's no mistaking it now.
This is the place you've been trying to escape from, the place you visit in your nightmares. Those nightly, reoccurring terrors.
That place. Silent Hill.
Something has been calling you to this place for a long time now.
You sit up and look down on yourself. You're caked in dried blood.
Is it your own?
You can't feel any wounds and you don't notice any blooding pooling on the floor around you. How strange.
Do you remember who you are?
Yes. Your name is Bale.
You can't help but notice the rotting corpse, eviscerated, hanging upside down from the ceiling by an ankle, entrails everywhere in front of you.
The smell makes you retch; you vomit all over the floor.
You discern, after a moment, that you are in a butcher's shop.
You are carrying a flashlight.
On the ground beside you is your bag.
Now what?
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You mean knife or pistol? Berreta 92 is a semi automatic handgun, just being specific. If that is the choice will keep the blade as you say it doesn't need ammo. Will also ditch the flashlight can set fire to stuff with the fire steel.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Silent Hill, eh? Back here again.
It's been a while.
Man. You haven't been here since that drug bust related to that cult that was running around.
You stretch and remember that you opted to lay out in one of several eating booths in a small diner.
Your hand instinctively strays to your bag to make sure you have everything.
Yep, all accounted for. Good.
"...why am I here?"
You can't remember.
All you know is that Silent Hill has been calling for you for a long time now.
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
You are in a small, dingy diner in Silent Hill. The paint is flaking. The booths are cracked and falling apart in places. The chairs are rusty. Age-old dust covers the place, aside from where you've disturbed. There's a bathroom, a swinging door leading back to the kitchen, a front register/counter area, and the front exit door.
You smell burning.
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
> Try and identify source of burning.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
You determine that the burning smell is coming from the kitchen.
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
You enter the kitchen.
Upon entering, the first thing you notice is a very large hunk of raw meat approximately the size of a person placed upon the counter. Flies swarm all around it, as though it had recently been placed there. You also notice that part of the meat has flopped over carelessly on to one of the stove burners, which is incinerating the flesh.
Strange.
You don't remember leaving the burner on when you left the kitchen last night.
And where did that hunk of meat come from?
You suddenly feel a tingling sensation on the back of your neck, as though you're being watched.
But there's no one in sight.
There's a door that leads to the manager's office in the back, as well as several kitchen implements hanging about. It's a kitchen, after all.
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
> Fetch Cleaver
> Ransack kitchen for any identifiable tins of food.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
You turn the stove off. The cinders of flesh slowly ebb out of conflagration.
Cleaver not found. However, you find a large kitchen knife and place it in your bag.
You obtain 5 days' worth of nonperishable foods. Not your favorites by any means, but if it'll help you survive, so be it.
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
> Cautiously enter managers office.
[10 days rations now right?]
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Caleb.
You determine that nobody else was in the kitchen with you.
You enter the manager's office. He is sitting in his chair, staring at you eerily, smiling widely.
Manager> "Please, have a seat. How may I help you?"
[Affirmative. To check your inventory, type >Inventory.]
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
"Good morning. Who were you cooking?"
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Manager> "You know, it's always something. There's always something going wrong, one way or another. Are you one of them?"
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Manager> "Yeah, they're always causing me problems. But then again, my wife caused me problems, too, and look at where she is now!" *Gestures to kitchen with a hearty guffaw* "Anyway, you're one of them, aren't you?"
The manager gets a murderous glint in his eyes.
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
> Prepare to stand quickly
"seen any one normal recently?"
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
Manager> "I don't take kindly to trespassers. Why are you snooping around my diner?"
The manager stands up angrily. He's a very heavyset man, but his bulk isn't all fat.
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
> Stands up.
"If you wish me to leave I shall"
> Backpedals to door keeping eyes on manager.
- H.L Mencken
I Became insane with long Intervals of horrible Sanity
All Religion, my friend is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination and poetry.
- Edgar Allan Poe
The Crafters' Rules Guru
The manager's look softens and he almost looks confused for a moment.
Manager> "Would you like to stay for dinner? It's my specialty. My wife thought it was...to die for."
The manager giggles sadistically at his sick little joke.
Manager> "How do you think I got so much business in the early days when we started up? We didn't call it 'Moe's Mega Ribs' for nothin', you know."
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{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player