Psycho, granted, but only all at the same time, forever
Glamdring, granted, but you have just condemned yourself to a single express route to hell
tehpincus, granted, but god has no money, so you get 1 cent
i wish people would be able to avoid posting simultaneously
I wish that pigs could fly.
Avatar & banner made by myself
I wish I had X Ray vision
I wish I could withstand the heat, gravity, and airlessness of the sun.
Avvy from Le Gambit
Extendo-Sliver
Master of Death and Taxes
You really can't get away.
I've tried.
I wish i could see the future.
I wish I could control the weather
I wish I had a girlfriend
I wish the madness would stop
I wish I could play every musical instrument in the world
I wish I killed him in a bloody frenzy
Edit: stupid simu-post.... granted, but you can only play Yankee Doodle
Really important guy at the [499]!
Granted, but it happened in front of a police station.
I wish I had more money than God.
Glamdring, granted, but you have just condemned yourself to a single express route to hell
tehpincus, granted, but god has no money, so you get 1 cent
i wish people would be able to avoid posting simultaneously
I'll post one.
I wish I recieved every winning lotter ticket ever.
I wish I could remake Magic in my own image.
edit: Granted, but magic has now flopped and has been abandoned by every fan
I wish that every male in the world would like me as their friend and every attractive girl as a lover
Granted, but everyone has now become a non-gender specific mutant.
I wish I had 10 dumb (as in can't talk) wives.
I wish I could reshape reality at will
I wish I had complete control of time.
I wish I could have a regenerative healing ability that could heal any wound I ever recieved
i wish that i had an endless supply of beer
I wish I owned earth.
Edit: granted, but your ownership isn't recognized in Tennesee
I wish I rule the world
That aint so bad
granted, earth has been renamed into shamalamdingdong and you own nothing.
I wish my wishes would come out better
I wish I could make an invincible, indestructable substance at will
I wish I met jesus.