Hello. I am TheFooFish, part time supervillian and evil mastermind. I have just begun phase 1 of my most complicated, diabolic, evil scheme ever MWAHAHAHA... but I'm not sure what to do next. If you have a minute, perhaps you could help me by adding the next phase to my plan (try to make it relate to the previous phase in some way: a consequence of it, the next logical step, using a few of the same words, ect.). With your help, I'm sure this plan will be a success. Anyway, I guess it's time to show you phase 1, so you can help me figure out the rest of the plan.
Phase 1: Start a new quick reply game! Phase 2: ???
Phase 8: Have these brainwashed previously lawyer-supporting individuals begin purchasing time-shares on a delux aspen apartment; use money to purchase 16 apache helicopters.
Phase 11: Have half the chinamen construct the evil lair using the Zeppelin as a central hub, while the other half of the chinamen protect the construction by maning the newly built transformers.
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Phase 13: Test out the abilities of Phase 12 by getting one of the Transformers to walk through the door. If it shorts out the robot, it can definitely do the same to lawyers. If it doesn't, carry out phase 14.
Phase 14: Slightly move a door ajar and balance on top of it one of the vast anti-lawyer acid vats that were constructed in phase 6; again test it with a Transformer.
Phase 17: Review previous phases to confirm they're in line with the latest version of "Rules for being an Evil Overlord" (that IS what we're becoming, isn't it?)
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Phase 19: Host party in Australia, invite 500 or so people, pin ensuing damage on some 16 year old kid with famous sunglasses and while the Australian police are distracted, begin to set in place events to cripple the Australian economy.
Phase 1: Start a new quick reply game!
Phase 2: Recruit others to later pin the blame on, er... I mean help.
Yes, help.
Phase 3: Have this "help" suggest augmentative phases to this most devious and malicious of plots.
Phase 4: Choose a target for our brilliant plan: lawyers
Phase 5: Capture a few live lawyers in Type 3 Automated FooCages™.
Phase 6: Construct vast acid vats with anti-lawyer slogans plastered all over the sides.
Phase 7: Hire a Public Rep. to convince everyone who supports lawyers, including lawyers themselves, that lawyers are bad.
Phase 8: Have these brainwashed previously lawyer-supporting individuals begin purchasing time-shares on a delux aspen apartment; use money to purchase 16 apache helicopters.
Phase 9: Begin plans on transforming the helicopters into, well, what else!? Transformers!
Phase 10: Post an ad in the wanted section for 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin.
Phase 11: Have half the chinamen construct the evil lair using the Zeppelin as a central hub, while the other half of the chinamen protect the construction by maning the newly built transformers.
Phase 12: Slightly move a door ajar and balance a bucket of water on top of it.
Phase 13: Test out the abilities of Phase 12 by getting one of the Transformers to walk through the door. If it shorts out the robot, it can definitely do the same to lawyers. If it doesn't, carry out phase 14.
Phase 14: Slightly move a door ajar and balance on top of it one of the vast anti-lawyer acid vats that were constructed in phase 6; again test it with a Transformer.
Phase 15: Secretly construct a 3 kilometer wide gyroscope on a dessert island in the Pacific island.
Phase 16: Get PR executive to convince the world that the Gyroscope is a weapon of mass destruction, but secretly it's a weapon of mass distraction!
Phase 17: Review previous phases to confirm they're in line with the latest version of "Rules for being an Evil Overlord" (that IS what we're becoming, isn't it?)
Phase 18: If we meet the rules for being an overlord, throw a party. If we don't, burn the book, write our own version, and throw a party.
Phase 19: Host party in Australia, invite 500 or so people, pin ensuing damage on some 16 year old kid with famous sunglasses and while the Australian police are distracted, begin to set in place events to cripple the Australian economy.
Phase 20: With Australia's economy collapsing, we send in our Transformers and deathbringer Zeppelin and make Australia our Diabolical Island.
Phase 21: Blame all damage caused up to now on the lawyers.
Phase 22: Remember to keep alive just enough lawyers to use as scapegoats for stuff. We can still torture though.
Phase 23: Construct kangaroo training facility.
Phase 24: Watch the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Movie, apply same logic to the kangaroos that will be used in the training facility.
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Phase 1: Start a new quick reply game!
Phase 2: ???
Yes, help.
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RBWModern - Mardu PyromancerWBR
RLegacy - Good Old Fashioned BurnR
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Phase 2: Recruit others to later pin the blame on, er... I mean help.
Yes, help.
Phase 3: Have this "help" suggest augmentative phases to this most devious and malicious of plots.
Phase 4: Choose a target for our brilliant plan: lawyers
Phase 5: Capture a few live lawyers in Type 3 Automated FooCages™.
Phase 6: Construct vast acid vats with anti-lawyer slogans plastered all over the sides.
Phase 7: Hire a Public Rep. to convince everyone who supports lawyers, including lawyers themselves, that lawyers are bad.
Phase 8: Have these brainwashed previously lawyer-supporting individuals begin purchasing time-shares on a delux aspen apartment; use money to purchase 16 apache helicopters.
Phase 9: Begin plans on transforming the helicopters into, well, what else!? Transformers!
Phase 10: Post an ad in the wanted section for 30 Chinamen and a zeppelin.
Phase 11: Have half the chinamen construct the evil lair using the Zeppelin as a central hub, while the other half of the chinamen protect the construction by maning the newly built transformers.
Phase 12: Slightly move a door ajar and balance a bucket of water on top of it.
Phase 13: Test out the abilities of Phase 12 by getting one of the Transformers to walk through the door. If it shorts out the robot, it can definitely do the same to lawyers. If it doesn't, carry out phase 14.
Phase 14: Slightly move a door ajar and balance on top of it one of the vast anti-lawyer acid vats that were constructed in phase 6; again test it with a Transformer.
Phase 15: Secretly construct a 3 kilometer wide gyroscope on a dessert island in the Pacific island.
Phase 16: Get PR executive to convince the world that the Gyroscope is a weapon of mass destruction, but secretly it's a weapon of mass distraction!
Phase 17: Review previous phases to confirm they're in line with the latest version of "Rules for being an Evil Overlord" (that IS what we're becoming, isn't it?)
Phase 18: If we meet the rules for being an overlord, throw a party. If we don't, burn the book, write our own version, and throw a party.
Phase 19: Host party in Australia, invite 500 or so people, pin ensuing damage on some 16 year old kid with famous sunglasses and while the Australian police are distracted, begin to set in place events to cripple the Australian economy.
Phase 20: With Australia's economy collapsing, we send in our Transformers and deathbringer Zeppelin and make Australia our Diabolical Island.
Phase 21: Blame all damage caused up to now on the lawyers.
Phase 22: Remember to keep alive just enough lawyers to use as scapegoats for stuff. We can still torture though.
Phase 23: Construct kangaroo training facility.
Phase 24: Watch the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Movie, apply same logic to the kangaroos that will be used in the training facility.
Calvin and Hobbes
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