Phase 44e: after killing them, reanimate all the once famous scientologists and form a zombie squad that will hunt down and kill all major religious figures as to make your own personal religion the only option.
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Phase 51: appoint a committee too investigate the reason behind "no Phase #49".
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(about the English language) It's kinda like a raft that was cobbled together from parts of three different boats and since then has been kept barely afloat with crude repairs every time a leak appeared.
Phase 52: Send a minion to acquire a case of Nair, a camel, a 9-iron, a 55-gallon drum, and six Bavarian midgets. Menacingly warn the minion not to ask any questions.
Phase 53: Apply Nair to camel, thus removing its hair. Put bavarian midgets into 55-gallon drum and harvest tachyons by utilizing forceful blows from the 9-iron. Cross-breed easily commanded minion with the denuded camel, applying tachyons to the breeding process so as to shorten generation time of their progeny, resulting in bald camel minions. (muhuhuhwahaha...)
I have no problems with cursing. I always feel like the sort of people who buy that cliche are the same ones who think that every bully is secretly insecure. Life isn't as simple as our kindergarten teachers taught us.
Phase 54: Take a much needed coffee break at the Starbucks next door (as opposed to the next nearest Starbucks two doors away), and calculatedly change all of the letters in their signage and packaging from B to F.
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Phase 44c: Force John Travolta to watch Battlefield Earth, Harness the energy from when his head explodes.
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Calvin and Hobbes
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Millionaires, I hear it's good Music (Disclaimer: lyrics not PG-13) Thanks, CC
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Record: 3-2
Simpsons Mafia (Newbie) - Vanilla Mafia - Win
The Fiasco Corporation - Town Reporter - Loss
Doomsday Mafia - Mafia Roleblocker - Win
Battle Royale Mafia - Serial Daykiller - Loss
Danger City Mafia - Vanilla Town - Win