Phase 57: Replace all of the loving phrases on Valentine's Day candy from the likes of "I Love You" "Be Mine" "Yours 4ever" to "Go to Hell" "Blow Me" and "Eat **** and Die"
Phase 58: Construct a device that allows us to harvest the negative energy generated from millions of unsuspecting spouses giving their partners candy hearts with "Eat **** and die" on them for Valentines day. Announce that our diabolical company has found a renewable energy source to replace crude oil and expand our influence within the world energy industry.
phase # 60) Realize that while we now have tons of crude oil, tomorrow there will be no more negative energy left for our negative-energy-device to gather. Create exploratory comittee dedicated to finding new ways to produce negative energy, tentatively called;
- Fortune cookies and other vectors for negative propaganda spreading.
Primary and only casual rule: "any rule that is fine for the most part of the playgroup, is a fine rule". So any further thread with: "if somebody uses/does .... in a casual game, is it ethical/ok?", read the answer above.
- Being a "Johnny/Spike" means you like self-torture. You win often in casual, so everybody hates you; you loose often in competitive, so you hate yourself.
Phase 62) Alert all guests dining upon the accursedly delicious chicken chow-mein that four of our employees have come down with Salmonella after eating the meal.
Use resulting panic to hypnotize (via the HypnoToad) the guests into swelling our evil corporations peon ranks.
Phase 64) Fire ex-presidential candidate and replace them with a little girl and a talking dog. Because this evil corporation cares about children's and animal rights.
Phase 65) Realize that little girls are very very annoying when kept up late. Feed her to the dog, thus promoting it to Commander-in-Chief. Watch as world improves overnight.
Legacy/Vintage GWREnchanted Eve (building) ~ BPoxy Pox
Standard WUMeow-Go~BU Infection
Casual BWAngel Doom ~ GRWWarpride ~ WGUStoic Control (ARG)
EDH BRGWUScion of the Ur-Dragon ~ BSiezan, The Perverter of Truth ~ W 8.5 Tails (needs work) All my Decks.
Phase 67) Barneythraxer, Purply Lord of the Underworld and Commander in Chief Cuddles enforce the singing of "I love you, you love me" on every street corner. The ears of adults bleed after 2 days.
Legacy/Vintage GWREnchanted Eve (building) ~ BPoxy Pox
Standard WUMeow-Go~BU Infection
Casual BWAngel Doom ~ GRWWarpride ~ WGUStoic Control (ARG)
EDH BRGWUScion of the Ur-Dragon ~ BSiezan, The Perverter of Truth ~ W 8.5 Tails (needs work) All my Decks.
phase 72: Use a time machine to prevent Bilbroxain from destroying the time destroyer, allowing me to destroy the creation of phase 74! Then, send the Time Destroyer forward to phase 76 where I (of the future) told myself (of the past) I'd need it again.
phase 72: Use a time machine to prevent Bilbroxain from destroying the time destroyer, allowing me to destroy the creation of phase 74! Then, send the Time Destroyer forward to phase 76 where I (of the future) told myself (of the past) I'd need it again.
Phase 73: use the extra time to take a short break to eat a hot dog with mustard, onions, pickle relish and sourkraut... yummm....
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I am petitioning for the removal of mythic rarity. Sig this to join the cause!
Famliy Guy Emperor Says,
"Something, something something, DARK SIDE!
Something, something, something COMPLETE!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHiUitciuJ8
:symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw: SPIKE GAYMER: not just a beatdown, a beatdown sung to the tune of "I Feel Pretty"!
- Fortune cookies and other vectors for negative propaganda spreading.
Use resulting panic to hypnotize (via the HypnoToad) the guests into swelling our evil corporations peon ranks.
My helpdesk should you need me.
Flavour-Deckbuilder of the Flittering Clique
The [Pack] My Trade List
Cardshark IS AWESOME!
Trade me Crusaders?
GWREnchanted Eve (building) ~ BPoxy Pox
Standard
WUMeow-Go~BU Infection
Casual
BWAngel Doom ~ GRWWarpride ~ WGUStoic Control (ARG)
EDH
BRGWUScion of the Ur-Dragon ~ BSiezan, The Perverter of Truth ~ W 8.5 Tails (needs work)
All my Decks.
Flavour-Deckbuilder of the Flittering Clique
The [Pack] My Trade List
Cardshark IS AWESOME!
Trade me Crusaders?
GWREnchanted Eve (building) ~ BPoxy Pox
Standard
WUMeow-Go~BU Infection
Casual
BWAngel Doom ~ GRWWarpride ~ WGUStoic Control (ARG)
EDH
BRGWUScion of the Ur-Dragon ~ BSiezan, The Perverter of Truth ~ W 8.5 Tails (needs work)
All my Decks.
Many thanks to Sgt. Chubbz of Damnation studios.
Phase 73: use the extra time to take a short break to eat a hot dog with mustard, onions, pickle relish and sourkraut... yummm....
Famliy Guy Emperor Says,
"Something, something something, DARK SIDE!
Something, something, something COMPLETE!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHiUitciuJ8
:symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw::symrw:
SPIKE GAYMER: not just a beatdown, a beatdown sung to the tune of "I Feel Pretty"!