-Tell a "knock knock" joke
-Tell us about a nice thing that was in your life, in the last week or month.
-You can only write one sentence.
-Your post must include a reference to a cartoon character
-Say something about the poster before you
Knock, knock, who's there, skidgod not to be confused with Mighty Mouse, got superpowers, can deliver Sicilian-style pizza in under 30 minutes
Next Rule: Your post must contain a word with at least two "z"s that hasn't been used to satisfy this rule.
-Tell us about a nice thing that was in your life, in the last week or month.
-You can only write one sentence.
-Your post must include a reference to a cartoon character
-Say something about the poster before you
-Your post must contain a word with at least two "z"s that hasn't been used to satisfy this rule.
The poster above me, Korra, likes to eat pizza; I food I ate yesterday and enjoyed.
New rule: You must only write words under 5 letters.
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-You can only write one sentence.
-Your post must include a reference to a cartoon character
-Say something about the poster before you
-Your post must contain a word with at least two "z"s that hasn't been used to satisfy this rule.
-You must only write words under 5 letters.
Very hard you make this, suck of Pop, like Bart, son of Simp, cuts with adzz!
New rule: You may misspell words in order to satisfy other rule conditions.
-Your post must include a reference to a cartoon character
-Say something about the poster before you
-Your post must contain a word with at least two "z"s that hasn't been used to satisfy this rule.
-You must only write words under 5 letters.
-You may misspell words in order to satisfy other rule conditions.
Kank, the a word or two or four in your rule were over five ltrs long.
-Say something about the poster before you
-Your post must contain a word with at least two "z"s that hasn't been used to satisfy this rule.
-You must only write words under 5 letters.
-You may misspell words in order to satisfy other rule conditions.
Next Rule: Don't use the letr "N".
Hm, it was some time from the time I had last made a post here...
Tom, I'm glad you are just called "Tom" (for the sake of this rule)!
A word with two Zs... that izz a hard rule! But some rule made it more easy.
My rule... You must take a rule from the 1st post as well as each rule from the set of five.
I almost feel as if writing without N is harder than writing without E, since N appears in a lot of suffixes. But then again, the 4-letter limit makes things a lot harder too.
In case you don't get my new rule, I want to say that you must take a rule from one of the examples, in the spoiler tag in the first post, and follow that rule in addition to the other five.
Oh duh, my bad I failed to see that...
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-Your post must contain a word with at least two "z"s that hasn't been used to satisfy this rule.
-You must only write words under 5 letters.
-You may misspell words in order to satisfy other rule conditions.
-Don't use the letter "N".
-You must take a rule from one of the examples, in the spoiler tag in the first post, and follow that rule in addition to the other five.
"you may not use the words 'you may' together"
Once I saw the Wzrd of Ozz.
My rule: Say your fav. part of MTGS; also why you like it.
-You must only write words under 5 letters.
-You may misspell words in order to satisfy other rule conditions.
-Don't use the letter "N".
-You must take a rule from one of the examples, in the spoiler tag in the first post, and follow that rule in addition to the other five.
-Say your fav. part of MTGS; also why you like it.
I'm all 'bout the Frum Gamz, cuz they make me smrt & "ha ha".
"people have to post the words 'i like bread' after they post their rule"
My rule: Tell us your lest fav Magc deck. I like bred!
-You may misspell words in order to satisfy other rule conditions.
-Don't use the letter "N".
-You must take a rule from one of the examples, in the spoiler tag in the first post, and follow that rule in addition to the other five.
-Say your favorite part of MTGS; also why you like it.
-Tell us your least favorite Magic deck.
"people have to post the words 'i like bread' after they post their rule"
Least favorite magic deck... Probably dredge. It's magic-less.
I like the forum I moderate because I have special powers there.
-Don't use the letter "N".
-You must take a rule from one of the examples, in the spoiler tag in the first post, and follow that rule in addition to the other five.
-Say your favorite part of MTGS; also why you like it.
-Tell us your least favorite Magic deck.
-Talk about whatever pets you may have
Like I stated before, I love Forum Games for the great gab & laughs.
As far as pets go, I have three dogs, six cats, several tropical fish, & all sorts of outdoor critters (birds, squirrels, and those furry masked rogues that start with the letter "r")
Oh, 1 more rule to follow. Because I'm lazy:
"people have to post the words 'i like bread' after they post their rule
My rule: Show us a Magic creature that looks like Lady Gaga (ex: Lady Gaga). I like bread.
-You must take a rule from one of the examples, in the spoiler tag in the first post, and follow that rule in addition to the other five.
-Say your favorite part of MTGS; also why you like it.
-Tell us your least favorite Magic deck.
-Talk about whatever pets you may have
-Show us a Magic creature that looks like Lady Gaga (ex: Lady Gaga)
I love playing against my friends in a casual, non competitive manner.
I hate playing against decks that win in only a few turns (flashhulk) so that I wouldn't even have a chance.
I have 2 dogs.
Lady Gaga is a firebender.
New rule: You must answer in haiku form
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-Say your favorite part of MTGS; also why you like it.
-Tell us your least favorite Magic deck.
-Talk about whatever pets you may have
-Show us a Magic creature that looks like Lady Gaga (ex: Lady Gaga)
-You must answer in haiku form
Pets? Nope, don't have any.
I like modern, but not dredge.
K... Lady Gaga.
-Tell us your least favorite Magic deck.
-Talk about whatever pets you may have
-Show us a Magic creature that looks like Lady Gaga (ex: Lady Gaga)
-You must answer in haiku form
-You must thank the post before yours.
I have a cat yet
Hate most forms of blue control Here's Gaga, thanks Tom!
New rule: You must take a break in the middle of your post and perform some form of physical exercise (like squats, sit-ups, jumping jacks, push-ups, etc) then tell us what you did. NO CHEATING!!!
-Talk about whatever pets you may have
-Show us a Magic creature that looks like Lady Gaga (ex: Lady Gaga)
-You must answer in haiku form
-You must thank the post before yours.
-You must take a break in the middle of your post and perform some form of physical exercise (like squats, sit-ups, jumping jacks, push-ups, etc) then tell us what you did. NO CHEATING!!!
I have several pets Gaga won't be wearing them
For I'm protective
Must I exercise?
...I did twenty jumping jacks
That was fun, thanks Kank
Next Rule: Guess what kind of book the previous poster is currently reading.
-Show us a Magic creature that looks like Lady Gaga
-You must answer in haiku form
-You must thank the post before yours.
-You must take a break in the middle of your post and perform some form of physical exercise (jumping jacks, push-ups, etc) then tell us what you did. NO CHEATING!!!
-Guess what kind of book the previous poster is currently reading.
Kank, I meant hit the
thumbs up button; that is how
one would thank a post.
I just did twenty
sit-ups... I can do more but
I'm lazy today.
GreyDeckWins, are you
reading a science fiction
book, or something else?
Wow those are some good
Lady Gagas, are there more?
Possibly this one.
-You must answer in haiku form
-You must thank the post before yours.
-You must take a break in the middle of your post and perform some form of physical exercise (jumping jacks, push-ups, etc) then tell us what you did. NO CHEATING!!!
-Guess what kind of book the previous poster is currently reading.
-Make your rule in all-caps.
Ah, thanks Tom! I went
Back and thanked the other
Post before as well
I just did twenty
Leg lifts and pretty soon I'll
Be going swimming
I bet Tom's reading
Something extra kinky like
Fifty Shades of Grey!
NEXT RULE: PLAYFULLY POKE FUN AT THE PREVIOUS POSTER!
-You must thank the post before yours.
-You must take a break in the middle of your post and perform some form of physical exercise (jumping jacks, push-ups, etc) then tell us what you did. NO CHEATING!!!
-Guess what kind of book the previous poster is currently reading.
-Make your rule in all-caps.
-PLAYFULLY POKE FUN AT THE PREVIOUS POSTER!
Kank... I'm gonna predict you're reading... a really long classic novel of some sort.
And you know, books are for people that read...
Hold on for a moment while I go do some straddle jumps.
OK, finished now. (Did 15, paused for a second or two, then did 5 more, to keep with the line of doing 20 of something.)
(No trampoline was used. Just a carpeted floor.)
NEW RULE: YOU MUST USE AT LEAST ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SYMBOLS IN YOUR POST!
-You must take a break in the middle of your post and perform some form of physical exercise (jumping jacks, push-ups, etc) then tell us what you did. NO CHEATING!!!
-Guess what kind of book the previous poster is currently reading.
-Make your rule in all-caps.
-PLAYFULLY POKE FUN AT THE PREVIOUS POSTER!
-YOU MUST USE AT LEAST ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SYMBOLS IN YOUR POST!
Aurora is probably reading some sort of picture book (which by the way requires very little reading)... because he/she likes da purty colors (no wonder you picked that avatar, have the word "aurora" in your UN, your sig has the rainbow, and your CT has talks about sunshine). ☼
I just did 20 squats.
Next Rule: STATE SOMETHING WISE. YOU MAY QUOTE SOMEONE.
-Guess what kind of book the previous poster is currently reading.
-Make your rule in all-caps.
-PLAYFULLY POKE FUN AT THE PREVIOUS POSTER!
-YOU MUST USE AT LEAST ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SYMBOLS IN YOUR POST!
-STATE SOMETHING WISE. YOU MAY QUOTE SOMEONE.
I'm thinking Tom is now reading a biography on Justin Bieber, because he just ♥'s the Biebs and his ♫♪, amirite?
"Religion is the opiate of the masses." -Karl Marx
NEW RULE: YOU MUST ATTACH A SILLY PICTURE TO YOUR POST!
MTGS Rules Enforcement: Make sure when posting pics you follow MTGS Forum Rules. Remember that image leeching is not allowed.
Image Leeching
Image leeching is hot linking to an image (using [img] tags) that is NOT hosted on:
* MTGSalvation.com
* MagicCards.info
* Your own webhosting
* An image uploading site like ImageShack.us or Photobucket.com
* A site that has given you express permission to hotlink
EDIT: The rule is fine, btw, just wanted to make sure none of yall get in trouble.
-Make your rule in all-caps.
-PLAYFULLY POKE FUN AT THE PREVIOUS POSTER!
-YOU MUST USE AT LEAST ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SYMBOLS IN YOUR POST!
-STATE SOMETHING WISE. YOU MAY QUOTE SOMEONE.
-YOU MUST ATTACH A SILLY PICTURE TO YOUR POST!
i'm not very good at poking fun at people!
you know, i wish you visitted my city. Kank. but i know you don't, because if you /were/ in my city, i'd hear your wonderfully behemoth feet shaking the ground underneath!
"be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" - plato
i'm not very creative in inserting the requisite symbol, but i'll easily pick out my favourite one: ♂ (i know, i'm so predictable, aren't i?)
i actually am not sure what to post as my silly picture! but then i remembered that lolcats exist so i'm going to find one and use it here.
okay, here is one from icanhazcheezburger.com , that actually made me chuckle
-PLAYFULLY POKE FUN AT THE PREVIOUS POSTER!
-YOU MUST USE AT LEAST ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SYMBOLS IN YOUR POST!
-STATE SOMETHING WISE. YOU MAY QUOTE SOMEONE.
-YOU MUST ATTACH A SILLY PICTURE TO YOUR POST!
-YOU MUST ATTACH A HOT PICTURE IN YOUR POST. (INTERPRET THAT HOWEVER YOU WISH)
Lol, silph is resorting to lolcats for funny pics.
Something wise... Let me just go to WikiQuote.
Sin is cruelty and injustice, all else is peccadillo. Oh, a sense of sin comes from violating the customs of your tribe. But breaking custom is not sin even when it feels so; sin is wronging another person. ~ Robert A. Heinlein ~
Now I must go get some silly pic... I drew this by hand!
As for something hot... I don't think this would be a time to post my character drawings... so I'll go for this instead.
(Oh... this is how it starts... lightning strikes the heart... it goes off like a gun... brighter than the sun ♪)
@Tom: If you're wondering about my username origins, Aurora Illumina is the name of a character I invented for role-play purposes, as you can see in the "Obtain the Cheese!" thread. I will make a few more drawings of Aurora in the near future.
Knock, knock, who's there, skidgod not to be confused with Mighty Mouse, got superpowers, can deliver Sicilian-style pizza in under 30 minutes
Next Rule: Your post must contain a word with at least two "z"s that hasn't been used to satisfy this rule.
The poster above me, Korra, likes to eat pizza; I food I ate yesterday and enjoyed.
New rule: You must only write words under 5 letters.
Thanks to Rivenor for the sig. Check out her shop Here!
Feel free to visit my Signature shop and request something.
The difference between Pokemon and Magic!
Very hard you make this, suck of Pop, like Bart, son of Simp, cuts with adzz!
New rule: You may misspell words in order to satisfy other rule conditions.
Kank, the a word or two or four in your rule were over five ltrs long.
I thot I saw a pudy cat; I did! I did!
I kind of like jazz musc.
Kank is cool. Thnx for bein in my game!
Next Rule: Don't use the letr "N".
Hm, it was some time from the time I had last made a post here...
Tom, I'm glad you are just called "Tom" (for the sake of this rule)!
A word with two Zs... that izz a hard rule! But some rule made it more easy.
My rule... You must take a rule from the 1st post as well as each rule from the set of five.
In case you don't get my new rule, I want to say that you must take a rule from one of the examples, in the spoiler tag in the first post, and follow that rule in addition to the other five.
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Can you please clarify this? (Go ahead and break the rules for a second if you need to in order to make this more clear)
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Once I saw the Wzrd of Ozz.
My rule: Say your fav. part of MTGS; also why you like it.
I'm all 'bout the Frum Gamz, cuz they make me smrt & "ha ha".
My rule: Tell us your lest fav Magc deck. I like bred!
Least favorite magic deck... Probably dredge. It's magic-less.
I like the forum I moderate because I have special powers there.
My rule: Talk about whatever pets you may have...
I like bread.
Like I stated before, I love Forum Games for the great gab & laughs.
My least favorite magic deck would have to be Legacy Merfolk (all of those extremely cheap tribal lords, this stupid artifact, "sperm gazer", & "take your time".
As far as pets go, I have three dogs, six cats, several tropical fish, & all sorts of outdoor critters (birds, squirrels, and those furry masked rogues that start with the letter "r")
Oh, 1 more rule to follow. Because I'm lazy:
My rule: Show us a Magic creature that looks like Lady Gaga (ex: Lady Gaga). I like bread.
I love playing against my friends in a casual, non competitive manner.
I hate playing against decks that win in only a few turns (flashhulk) so that I wouldn't even have a chance.
I have 2 dogs.
Lady Gaga is a firebender.
New rule: You must answer in haiku form
Thanks to Rivenor for the sig. Check out her shop Here!
Feel free to visit my Signature shop and request something.
The difference between Pokemon and Magic!
Pets? Nope, don't have any.
I like modern, but not dredge.
K... Lady Gaga.
New Rule: You must thank the post before yours.
I have a cat yet
Hate most forms of blue control
Here's Gaga, thanks Tom!
New rule: You must take a break in the middle of your post and perform some form of physical exercise (like squats, sit-ups, jumping jacks, push-ups, etc) then tell us what you did. NO CHEATING!!!
I have several pets
Gaga won't be wearing them
For I'm protective
Must I exercise?
...I did twenty jumping jacks
That was fun, thanks Kank
Next Rule: Guess what kind of book the previous poster is currently reading.
Kank, I meant hit the
thumbs up button; that is how
one would thank a post.
I just did twenty
sit-ups... I can do more but
I'm lazy today.
GreyDeckWins, are you
reading a science fiction
book, or something else?
Wow those are some good
Lady Gagas, are there more?
Possibly this one.
New Rule: Make your rule in all-caps.
Ah, thanks Tom! I went
Back and thanked the other
Post before as well
I just did twenty
Leg lifts and pretty soon I'll
Be going swimming
I bet Tom's reading
Something extra kinky like
Fifty Shades of Grey!
NEXT RULE: PLAYFULLY POKE FUN AT THE PREVIOUS POSTER!
And you know, books are for people that read...
Hold on for a moment while I go do some straddle jumps.
OK, finished now. (Did 15, paused for a second or two, then did 5 more, to keep with the line of doing 20 of something.)
(No trampoline was used. Just a carpeted floor.)
NEW RULE: YOU MUST USE AT LEAST ONE OF THE FOLLOWING SYMBOLS IN YOUR POST!
☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼
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Aurora is probably reading some sort of picture book (which by the way requires very little reading)... because he/she likes da purty colors (no wonder you picked that avatar, have the word "aurora" in your UN, your sig has the rainbow, and your CT has talks about sunshine). ☼
I just did 20 squats.
Next Rule: STATE SOMETHING WISE. YOU MAY QUOTE SOMEONE.
I'm thinking Tom is now reading a biography on Justin Bieber, because he just ♥'s the Biebs and his ♫♪, amirite?
"Religion is the opiate of the masses." -Karl Marx
NEW RULE: YOU MUST ATTACH A SILLY PICTURE TO YOUR POST!
EDIT: The rule is fine, btw, just wanted to make sure none of yall get in trouble.
i'm not very good at poking fun at people!
you know, i wish you visitted my city. Kank. but i know you don't, because if you /were/ in my city, i'd hear your wonderfully behemoth feet shaking the ground underneath!
"be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" - plato
i'm not very creative in inserting the requisite symbol, but i'll easily pick out my favourite one: ♂ (i know, i'm so predictable, aren't i?)
i actually am not sure what to post as my silly picture! but then i remembered that lolcats exist so i'm going to find one and use it here.
okay, here is one from icanhazcheezburger.com , that actually made me chuckle
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2012/07/06/funny-pictures-quantum-cat/
(PS how do you attach an image file?)
next rule: YOU MUST ATTACH A HOT PICTURE IN YOUR POST. (INTERPRET THAT HOWEVER YOU WISH)
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Something wise... Let me just go to WikiQuote.
Now I must go get some silly pic... I drew this by hand!
As for something hot... I don't think this would be a time to post my character drawings... so I'll go for this instead.
(Oh... this is how it starts... lightning strikes the heart... it goes off like a gun... brighter than the sun ♪)
@Tom: If you're wondering about my username origins, Aurora Illumina is the name of a character I invented for role-play purposes, as you can see in the "Obtain the Cheese!" thread. I will make a few more drawings of Aurora in the near future.
New rule: Use an autocard link in some way!
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