WOW! your explanations brought a smile to my face; actually quite poetic!!
and i didn't even think of interpreting the ", however...." as in ", sadly" or ", that's how things are"; i only thought to interpret it as ", but on the other hand..."
i think it's cute that Gaea's Liege was never printed in the modern frame
and i LOVE what you said about it being ever-changing, but yet Gaea herself ("the wilds of change" or something) being constant.
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2018 also mentions let go these earthly bonds, look into your heart. Heart and earth definitely make me think of Gaia at least.
If you look at the flavor text of Skyshroud Claim, "The forest's constant struggle..." again, IMO, represents the forest in constant turmoil, as in forever changing.
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and this was just poetry to me!
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some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul "no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
but i honestly don't think i can get it without asking objective questions any longer..
Q: Should it be very very obvious what your card is, now?
Guess: Ancient Ooze (because of it's flavour text)?
edit: oh, it probably is.
- "it has been around a very long time", because it is ancient.
- "it's future is not in question", because it always has been, and always will be
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some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul "no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
I sometimes mooze about how long we could make yooze of the same ooze joke :-P
i have a feeling this card will be guessed quickly :-P
S1) The character depicted on this card is really hot.
1) Q: If you poured water on it, would it stop being hot?
` A: *Definitely* yes in some ways.
2) The card IS red!
btw, i forgot to tell you that i liked your creativity with Dehydration. i'm sure that poor fellow /is/ very hot.
S1) The character depicted on this card is really hot.
1) Q: If you poured water on it, would it stop being hot?
` A: *Definitely* yes in some ways.
2) The card IS red!
3) The card IS a creature. (a very hot one.)
S1) The character depicted on this card is really hot.
1) Q: If you poured water on it, would it stop being hot?
` A: *Definitely* yes in some ways.
2) The card IS red!
3) The card IS a creature. (a very hot one.)
4) It IS an Elemental!
i feel you are much better at finding interesting subjective clues than i am! this isn't very easy :-P
forgive me if i have to make some throwaway guesses until i narrow down the pool.
Q: Is this card also like taking LSD just as much (or nearly as much) as it is like smoking weed?
Psychic Network?
(i've never done pot myself, but a friend of mine once said that you sometimes feel "connected" or that you're "influencing the thoughts" of the other people with whom you're smoking.)
*thinks* does "blinking" represent weed in any way? is Venser a pothead? *pause...* no, probably not.
is it modern-legal?
Johnny, Combo Player? (one of my other friends says that smoking pot caused him to have a flurry of thoughts come to him all at once.. which is kind of what Johnny can do for you.. or .. something)
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some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul "no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
no, telling me that the card isn't that good (and the other new info you gave) still isnt' as giveaway as the ooze was!
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It's illegal in the modern world! O: Damned laws!
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Q: if you forgot the name of the card, but remember that it is like smoking weed, is there a drug- or smoke- related word in the flavourtext or name that would quickly help you find the card?
[CARD]
Ith, High Arcanist[/CARD]? [wait... man, gatherer's search isn't always accurate when you check according to Format]
[CARD]
Lim-Dûl's High Guard[/CARD]?
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some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul "no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
(PreS: Lim-Dûl's High Guard is a skeleton, and the bones of skeletons are pretty white. i'm not sure if you caught that :-P)
my brain got fried thinking so hard, so i took a break. in the meantime i have been binging on learning Magic rules. (i've learned SO much! the comprehensive rules are no longer quite the big scary unfamiliar thing to me that they were before!)
but i should say that i am amused that you snuck so many hints that i didn't even realize :-P
i'm still too fried to think too hard with this game, so i'm going to ask a bunch of normal questions just to keep this game moving.
thanks for emphasizing the clues for me that would make it easier, now that i'm getting towards the 10 question mark you wouldn't have to do this if we had more people participating, of course
LOL okay, your clue of CMC = 1 (see, i'm getting better at reading more deeply into your answers!!) and lifegain helped me find the card. it /is/ kind of amusing, i must say!!
although i wonder what Royal Herbalist is offering me in that strange purple container?
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some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul "no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
you guys are full of poetry and metaphor :-P i love it!
but does this mean if i smoke pot, that though i'm killing my brain (and i've seen it happen to some people i know), .. that i'll live longer, even if only for a few days?
and yes, Mr Maniac opened up so many uses for the otherwise questionable behaviour of purposefully milling yourself
i think it's the case of feeling too pressured to make every guess a reasonable guess. on the non-subjective thread, there's always the hope that your guess is the correct one. on this thread, for a card that is unique and doesn't have many other cards that follow the first subjective clue, you'll often post a guess that you know is incorrect.
anyways, that shouldn't be a problem for my card
- using default gatherer art
S1) the character on this card is really hot (as in sexy)!
[and i always thought so ever since i first saw this card, but this fact is not any relevant part of the clue]
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some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul "no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
i hadn't ever seen Elvish Ranger before, and i've got to say that that card is very interesting!
an Elf that can knock down a full fifth of your life (or should i say, "vitality"? ) with one hit?! oh my goodness, those Elves must be taking steroids.
and if you take a look at the female Elvish ranger, i wouldn't be surprised. she's just as buff as a typical male bodybuilder! better be careful when walking in /her/ woods!
` the male Elvish Ranger is sexy in his own way. and the Portal version is highly androgynous. i like the symmetry.. and the gender equality implied: when it comes to Elves, it don't matter what gender they are, they can all kick your ass!!
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Until now i was oblivious to the fact that it had been there for two months
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lol, this is why i was so happy when you showed up
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From funky old scientists/magicians into hot young steampunky-yet-modern-looking posterboys.
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i guess the Izzet are realizing that youthful young sexy men sell better than old farts, no matter how intelligent said farts are.
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Is it a white, blue or red Standard-legal Human creature depicting a male person?
*fingers crossed*
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i'm afraid you're jamming too many things into one question. but hey, it was a Gamble, and sometimes they pay off.
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And i'll vote for Nivix Guildmage, even though now i feel your card is not That recent.
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well, i /have/ been playing Magic since Tempest came out (although i took a break from Urza's Legacy to Kamigawa), but until the last few years I was super-super casual, not even knowing what a draft was.
S1) the character on this card is really hot (as in sexy)!
1) It is NOT true that "it is a white, blue or red Standard-legal Human creature depicting a male person"
Incorrect Guesses: Nivix Guildmage (though a steampunk flamboyantly-posed David Bowie is definitely hot in his own way )
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some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul "no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
LOL LOL LOL!!!
oh my goodness, i love inadvertantly "sexy" artwork!
i never saw these fellas before
and oh! i thought my piece of eye candy was a human, but apparently not!!
look at that.. i'm into non-humans now, apparently.
PS
feel free to give me any more hilariously "sexy" artwork that i may not know of. you seem to have a good database in your head for things like this
S1) the character on this card is really hot (as in sexy)!
1) It is NOT true that "it is a white, blue or red Standard-legal Human creature depicting a male person"
2) It is NOT a Human [!] .
man, you're progressing at this far faster than i ever did for your cards (save your first card), lol!
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I was going to ask if it was Pulse Tracker (i don't want to know what he's doing behind that tree)
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your imagination is far better than mine. i never had any dirty thoughts about Mr Tracker until now. thank you
` although, judging from his expression, it's not so much a matter of what /he's/ doing behind that tree, but who's doing /him/.. . (i feel like i may or may not be thisclose to getting an infraction/warning.. i better watch it!). maybe he's like Gwendlyn Di Corci, first seducing then terrorizing the poor victim towards an awful death. (as for Gwendlyn, i have a feeling we'll never see her reprinted. the days of her and Earthbind are long gone!)
S1) the character on this card is really hot (as in sexy)!
1) It is NOT true that "it is a white, blue or red Standard-legal Human creature depicting a male person"
2) It is NOT a Human [!] .
3) He IS a male.
Incorrect Guesses
Nivix Guildmage
Balduvian War-Makers
Stormkirk Noble (who clearly has modesty. look how he avoids flaunting his manhood (his vampirehood?) with a strategically placed strap (or whatever that is))
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it's totally safe to fool around with Vampires, right? right??? i mean, doesn't it happen in movies these days all the time?
don't mess with Gwendlyn's power. it'll be the best and worst seven minutes of your life.
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And i don't know what you're talking about, i don't remember this so called "first attempt" you speak of. That never happened!
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i think someone case forget on you :-P
hehe, i thought you might mention Rakish Heir. while i do appreciate them putting the artwork there (i can see myself in the BDSM scene one day.. maybe...very /light/ BDSM, though), you were /astonishingly close/ with Pulse Tracker, actually. [this may be a giveaway ]
S1) the character on this card is really hot (as in sexy)!
1) It is NOT true that "it is a white, blue or red Standard-legal Human creature depicting a male person"
2) It is NOT a Human [!] .
3) He IS a male.
4) He IS a vampire!
i forgot about Mr Guul Draz Assassin! i think i opened him up in a draft, and always thought he was hot too (especially with his "razorburn red" facepaint).
(Zendikar block sure had a lot of hot vampires, didn't it...!)
S1) the character on this card is really hot (as in sexy)!
1) It is NOT true that "it is a white, blue or red Standard-legal Human creature depicting a male person"
2) It is NOT a Human [!] .
3) He IS a male.
4) He IS a vampire!
5) It is not Vampire Lacerator ;-)
S2) If you take a look closely at something in the text box of Pulse Tracker, there's something there that points strongly to my card, but not to Guul Draz Assassin or Vampire Lacerator.
and i didn't even think of interpreting the ", however...." as in ", sadly" or ", that's how things are"; i only thought to interpret it as ", but on the other hand..."
i think it's cute that Gaea's Liege was never printed in the modern frame
and i LOVE what you said about it being ever-changing, but yet Gaea herself ("the wilds of change" or something) being constant.
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2018 also mentions let go these earthly bonds, look into your heart. Heart and earth definitely make me think of Gaia at least.
If you look at the flavor text of Skyshroud Claim, "The forest's constant struggle..." again, IMO, represents the forest in constant turmoil, as in forever changing.
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and this was just poetry to me!
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Is its toughness odd?
Ironroot Treefolk?
i'm thinking that treefolk -- especially ones with such strong roots -- last forever, and aren't going anywhere, so maybe...?
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Q: Should it be very very obvious what your card is, now?
Guess: Ancient Ooze (because of it's flavour text)?
edit: oh, it probably is.
- "it has been around a very long time", because it is ancient.
- "it's future is not in question", because it always has been, and always will be
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
i loved all the poetic talk that KoG came up with because of your clues
okay, my go.
- using the default artwork shown in gatherer
S1) The character depicted on this card is really hot.
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
S1) The character depicted on this card is really hot.
1) Q: If you poured water on it, would it stop being hot?
` A: *Definitely* yes in some ways.
Incorrect Guesses:
Fire Elemental
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
i have a feeling this card will be guessed quickly :-P
S1) The character depicted on this card is really hot.
1) Q: If you poured water on it, would it stop being hot?
` A: *Definitely* yes in some ways.
2) The card IS red!
Incorrect Guesses:
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
S1) The character depicted on this card is really hot.
1) Q: If you poured water on it, would it stop being hot?
` A: *Definitely* yes in some ways.
2) The card IS red!
3) The card IS a creature. (a very hot one.)
Incorrect Guesses:
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
S1) The character depicted on this card is really hot.
1) Q: If you poured water on it, would it stop being hot?
` A: *Definitely* yes in some ways.
2) The card IS red!
3) The card IS a creature. (a very hot one.)
4) It IS an Elemental!
Incorrect Guesses:
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
congratulations, you got it!
during my next card, i think i'll choose a card that i /actually/ think is hot (as in sexy)
btw, roughly what time is it for you right when you posted? it's 526am for me. i can't get to sleep. and i have to "wake up" at 8am *rolls eyes*.
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
does it have the word "stone" anywhere in its text box or name?
PS you forgot to use an emoticon!
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Q: If the artwork was blank, would it still be obvious that this card represents what Wizards imagines "smoking weed" to look like on a Magic card?
Consuming Bonfire?
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
i feel you are much better at finding interesting subjective clues than i am! this isn't very easy :-P
forgive me if i have to make some throwaway guesses until i narrow down the pool.
Q: Is this card also like taking LSD just as much (or nearly as much) as it is like smoking weed?
Psychic Network?
(i've never done pot myself, but a friend of mine once said that you sometimes feel "connected" or that you're "influencing the thoughts" of the other people with whom you're smoking.)
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
okay, i think i should start asking normal questions, to, like, narrow down the pool
Is it a creature?
[CARD]
Phelddagrif[/CARD]??!!
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
... hm. okay, that helps, i'm sure.
*thinks* does "blinking" represent weed in any way? is Venser a pothead? *pause...* no, probably not.
is it modern-legal?
Johnny, Combo Player? (one of my other friends says that smoking pot caused him to have a flurry of thoughts come to him all at once.. which is kind of what Johnny can do for you.. or .. something)
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
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It's illegal in the modern world! O: Damned laws!
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Q: if you forgot the name of the card, but remember that it is like smoking weed, is there a drug- or smoke- related word in the flavourtext or name that would quickly help you find the card?
[CARD]? [wait... man, gatherer's search isn't always accurate when you check according to Format]Ith, High Arcanist[/CARD]
[CARD]
Lim-Dûl's High Guard[/CARD]?
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
my brain got fried thinking so hard, so i took a break. in the meantime i have been binging on learning Magic rules. (i've learned SO much! the comprehensive rules are no longer quite the big scary unfamiliar thing to me that they were before!)
but i should say that i am amused that you snuck so many hints that i didn't even realize :-P
i'm still too fried to think too hard with this game, so i'm going to ask a bunch of normal questions just to keep this game moving.
Is its CMC 3 or more?
Whipgrass Entangler?
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
LOL okay, your clue of CMC = 1 (see, i'm getting better at reading more deeply into your answers!!) and lifegain helped me find the card. it /is/ kind of amusing, i must say!!
although i wonder what Royal Herbalist is offering me in that strange purple container?
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
but does this mean if i smoke pot, that though i'm killing my brain (and i've seen it happen to some people i know), .. that i'll live longer, even if only for a few days?
and yes, Mr Maniac opened up so many uses for the otherwise questionable behaviour of purposefully milling yourself
i think it's the case of feeling too pressured to make every guess a reasonable guess. on the non-subjective thread, there's always the hope that your guess is the correct one. on this thread, for a card that is unique and doesn't have many other cards that follow the first subjective clue, you'll often post a guess that you know is incorrect.
anyways, that shouldn't be a problem for my card
- using default gatherer art
S1) the character on this card is really hot (as in sexy)!
[and i always thought so ever since i first saw this card, but this fact is not any relevant part of the clue]
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
an Elf that can knock down a full fifth of your life (or should i say, "vitality"?
and if you take a look at the female Elvish ranger, i wouldn't be surprised. she's just as buff as a typical male bodybuilder! better be careful when walking in /her/ woods!
` the male Elvish Ranger is sexy in his own way. and the Portal version is highly androgynous. i like the symmetry.. and the gender equality implied: when it comes to Elves, it don't matter what gender they are, they can all kick your ass!!
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Until now i was oblivious to the fact that it had been there for two months
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lol, this is why i was so happy when you showed up
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From funky old scientists/magicians into hot young steampunky-yet-modern-looking posterboys.
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i guess the Izzet are realizing that youthful young sexy men sell better than old farts, no matter how intelligent said farts are.
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Is it a white, blue or red Standard-legal Human creature depicting a male person?
*fingers crossed*
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i'm afraid you're jamming too many things into one question. but hey, it was a Gamble, and sometimes they pay off.
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And i'll vote for Nivix Guildmage, even though now i feel your card is not That recent.
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well, i /have/ been playing Magic since Tempest came out (although i took a break from Urza's Legacy to Kamigawa), but until the last few years I was super-super casual, not even knowing what a draft was.
S1) the character on this card is really hot (as in sexy)!
1) It is NOT true that "it is a white, blue or red Standard-legal Human creature depicting a male person"
Incorrect Guesses:
Nivix Guildmage (though a steampunk flamboyantly-posed David Bowie is definitely hot in his own way
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Balduvian War-Makers
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LOL LOL LOL!!!
oh my goodness, i love inadvertantly "sexy" artwork!
i never saw these fellas before
and oh! i thought my piece of eye candy was a human, but apparently not!!
look at that.. i'm into non-humans now, apparently.
PS
feel free to give me any more hilariously "sexy" artwork that i may not know of. you seem to have a good database in your head for things like this
S1) the character on this card is really hot (as in sexy)!
1) It is NOT true that "it is a white, blue or red Standard-legal Human creature depicting a male person"
2) It is NOT a Human [!] .
Incorrect Guesses
Nivix Guildmage
Balduvian War-Makers (smirk)
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
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I was going to ask if it was Pulse Tracker (i don't want to know what he's doing behind that tree)
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your imagination is far better than mine. i never had any dirty thoughts about Mr Tracker until now. thank you
` although, judging from his expression, it's not so much a matter of what /he's/ doing behind that tree, but who's doing /him/.. . (i feel like i may or may not be thisclose to getting an infraction/warning.. i better watch it!). maybe he's like Gwendlyn Di Corci, first seducing then terrorizing the poor victim towards an awful death. (as for Gwendlyn, i have a feeling we'll never see her reprinted. the days of her and Earthbind are long gone!)
S1) the character on this card is really hot (as in sexy)!
1) It is NOT true that "it is a white, blue or red Standard-legal Human creature depicting a male person"
2) It is NOT a Human [!] .
3) He IS a male.
Incorrect Guesses
Nivix Guildmage
Balduvian War-Makers
Stormkirk Noble (who clearly has modesty. look how he avoids flaunting his manhood (his vampirehood?) with a strategically placed strap (or whatever that is))
PS
it's totally safe to fool around with Vampires, right? right??? i mean, doesn't it happen in movies these days all the time?
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
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And i don't know what you're talking about, i don't remember this so called "first attempt" you speak of. That never happened!
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i think someone case forget on you :-P
hehe, i thought you might mention Rakish Heir. while i do appreciate them putting the artwork there (i can see myself in the BDSM scene one day.. maybe...very /light/ BDSM, though), you were /astonishingly close/ with Pulse Tracker, actually. [this may be a giveaway
S1) the character on this card is really hot (as in sexy)!
1) It is NOT true that "it is a white, blue or red Standard-legal Human creature depicting a male person"
2) It is NOT a Human [!] .
3) He IS a male.
4) He IS a vampire!
Incorrect Guesses
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
(Zendikar block sure had a lot of hot vampires, didn't it...!)
S1) the character on this card is really hot (as in sexy)!
1) It is NOT true that "it is a white, blue or red Standard-legal Human creature depicting a male person"
2) It is NOT a Human [!] .
3) He IS a male.
4) He IS a vampire!
5) It is not Vampire Lacerator ;-)
S2) If you take a look closely at something in the text box of Pulse Tracker, there's something there that points strongly to my card, but not to Guul Draz Assassin or Vampire Lacerator.
Incorrect Guesses
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Though look at those massive thighs on Butcher of Malakir...
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holy cow. i didn't think vampires could get that built.
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(Duh, the text reads "gates of Malakir.")
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:-P
yes, mr sexy is none other than the vigilant (although mechanically he doesn't seem to be very vigilant) Gatekeeper of Malakir!
and thank you for reminding me of some other gems of eye candy that i had forgotten about :-P vampires /are/ hot, aren't they?
your turn, now!
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
(and plus gatherer even has a nice feature to let me find horribly-rated cards, so this might make it easier for me!)
Is it printed on a Modern frame?
is it Aysen Highway?
Goblins have poor impulse control. Don't click this link!!
some of my favourite flavour text:
Wayward Soul
"no home no heart no hope"
—Stronghold graffito
Raging Goblin
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.