Since Aurora is a lightwave, she is bioluminescent, and thus the dark isn't too much of a problem for her. She enters the cellar, accompanied by some pixies, searching for the cheese... and the pixies decide to Hoodwink the container!
Aurora takes the cheese back out, and hides it in a safe.
Since Aurora feels she needs to make the rooms easier... you only need to do a single star jump on the marked square to get the cheese. If the safe is broken or removed in any other way, a Nerf turret will fire 1000 Nerf darts at you and cover you with blue light residue.
In a half sleep daze, Digi blinks into Lazybeam's safe room, and does a star jump of the ages. The safe unlocks, and Digi grabs the container, opens it and touches the cheese. It reforms, then he blinks out to a packers game.
Aurora finds the cheese in Lambeau Field and decides to hide it in ... a particularly evil trap room.
The cheese is protected by a safe, but to open the safe, you must stand on the marked spot while a bucket of ice and water is poured on you from above. The safe will open after you endure the downpour of coldness.
"What... I have to go through that guy's house? I'd better get some protection..."
Aurora enters the house, guided by a Baneslayer Angel for protection, and fetches the cheese and runs out of the house.
She hides the cheese in a safe once again. There is a nearby screen showing this puzzle.
Warning: Touching an incorrect answer may result in the nearby turret firing 1000 Nerf darts at you.
[Note: Like all Idiotest puzzles, touching the word "yellow" in the instruction itself at the top is not the correct answer.]
*kicks over the turret and touches the puzzle all over until he gets it right*
It's running your finger over the middle of the page on the spelled out 'Yellow' made by the rest of the colors right? Or was I just suppose to touch the y on the ruby? Or something else entirely. Your instructions suck.
Yes, the word "yellow" is running down the page. You're allowed to touch any of the letters used to spell the word there, but if you touch any of the other letters, or anything else, that's an incorrect answer.
As Lord Grey hangs up the interplanar rotary phone, the features of his office melt into a chaotic swirl of colors. Moments later they commit to a new form: the interior of a strange bedroom. Another telephone sits on the nightstand, though its receiver is off the hook. He follows the coiled cord and finds the receiver tucked underneath a mattress...lying next to none other than the Cheese. As he clutches the curious brick of dairy product in his hand, he wrestles with strong emotions:
"The Cheese? Oh you beautiful sower of discord. Ensnaring me and who knows who else in your lactic web of intrigue. The safes, the puzzles, the tactical nukes, the...'star jumps' you demand. Such pain, such suffering, just for your amusement. The Multiverse would be better off without you. I should destroy you. Right now.
But...
Try as I may, I can't bring myself to do it. All I can do is put you up in a multimillion zino interplanar villa with all of the amenities of a six-star hotel, scores of animated marble sentinels, a darksteel-fortified panic room, and hope that's enough of a deterrent to keep someone else from whisking you away and perpetuating this vicious cycle."
Lord Grey planeswalks away with the Cheese in tow and implements the aforementioned security measures.
DQ arrives at home to see his bedroom has been broken into. "Well. Now it's personal." DQ chases after Grey across interplanary boundaries. Upon seeing the darksteel panic room, uses Shattering Spree on the guards, and dispels the the fortification Into Thin Air and Hoodwinks the cheese away.
DQ hides the Cheese in the heart of a dying star. "Hopefully my vengeance will suffice for now." And planeswalks off of the star before it destroys him.
Aurora calls some of her elvish friends for help... so they summon a lot of Saprolings (approximately two for every bear there, along with a few more just in case). After the Saproling army defeats the bears, Aurora takes the cheese after all the dust clears.
She hides the cheese in a darksteel safe (in a trap room with walls, ceiling, and floor made of darksteel as well, with a gym mat on the floor). The room is hidden in a Privileged Position, and there is also a Damping Matrix there to hinder use of magic (since the required tasks are possible to do without using magic).
Back to fairly "easy" tasks for now - just do this many star jumps on the mat to open the safe safely.
(If you open the safe before finishing this, the turret will fire 200 Nerf darts at you for each star jump you didn't do.)
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Meanwhile at GreyCorps® HQ, located in the heart of Vizkopa, Ravnica...
Our intrepid planeshopping CEO sits listlessly through a marathon session of board meetings and business proposals. This humdrum gauntlet is taxing even for one with superhuman stamina and several cups of tea.
Nameless GreyCorps® Corporate Crony: "...As you can see, sales have increased at 99% of our Jeeves Cake Factory locations during the second quarter. This is likely due to the upward trend of "fine casual" dining coupled with more generous tax incentives under the Beleren administration. Though if I say so myself, most of the credit goes to the delicious new lineup on our dessert menu. People just can't get enough of our Cryomaid Cheesecake!"
And at that moment, he hears the Blind Eternities cry out for help.
Lord Grey: "Mmmmm. Cryo...cheesecake.
...Cheese?
...THE CHEESE!"
Everyone else in the boardroom jumps at the sound of their CEO's outburst.
"Mr. Gundam knows NOT the peril of infusing Eldrazi DNA with the Cheese!"
Everyone Else:
Lord Grey: "...I believe a one hour recess is in order. Feel free to stretch your legs and partake of some refreshments. Like that...whatever that gentleman was talking about."
Lord Grey planeswalks away from the meeting to confront the Eldrazi titan with a colossal-sized serving of ipecac. Moments after administering the syrup, Emrakul begins to vomit profusely. It expectorates the remnants of demolished buildings, extinct civilizations,...and The Cheese. Deftly navigating the maelstrom, Lord Grey retrieves the accursed Cheese and plunges it into the depths of Theros's underworld.
"An eternity in the underworld or an unlife as a masked Returned - who would risk that for the Cheese? I certainly wouldn't."
He planeswalks away hoping that the Cheese's corruption doesn't spread. And that it stops calling him at work.
Dox enters Kank's house, mission impossible-style, hovering inches from the ground in front of his fridge. Gingerly he opens it and slowly removes the cheese. "Be damned this foul cheese." He thens activates his time machine to send it forward in time to the point just before the Big Freeze and deposits the cheese. "Soon it will be nothing." He leaves Kank's house, content that the cheese will be destroyed in the heat death of the universe.
"Time travel? Alright, I guess I have to do something there..."
Aurora decides to do the Time Stretch a few times to the point where Dox traveled to. She retrieves the cheese and heads back to the present, and decides to take the cheese to a beach.
To get the cheese, Aurora wants you to sculpt a seahorse in the sand to Aurora's satisfaction. *
Alternatively, since the beach is also a good place for this, you can complete the usual request of doing 20 star jumps (although chances are you'd prefer the other option this time).
~Aurora, Ætherwalker
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"Hm... lots of badgers. Those can be quite dangerous in groups..."
Aurora carries a Shield of Duty and Reason with her to walk through the pack unscathed, picks up the cheese, and decides to hide it at the end of this maze.
To make things harder, there is also a turret that will fire 1000 Nerf darts at you if your heels are ever more than 15 cm (~6") apart. Also, don't use any wings - that will cause the turret to fire as well.
[Note that you can hardly walk normally in this case, unless you take very small steps.]
(You enter through the lower left entrance, and the cheese is placed near the exit in the upper right. There is an exit door there, but you can't enter through that door. Walls are made of darksteel, as usual.)
Dox walks up to the maze. "Hmmm... Why do I even care about the cheese?" He shrugs and ties his legs together and flips up onto his hands. He navigates the maze handstanding and flips over the walls when he can't progress. When he reaches the end, he uses Altar's Light on the door, he picks up the cheese, unties his legs and hides it under a rock, in the mariana trench. He leaves a pack of man-eating fangly fish to guard it.
...I guess I mis-specified the exit door - it was just supposed to be a normal "one-way" door that you can exit normally through (you just can't enter from that way). So you can save your Altar's Light for another situation.
And I see you also chose the handstand route that Lord Grey did a while back for a room with the same turret settings (Aurora's suggested method is to hop with both feet at once, since she can't walk on her hands, though your method is perfectly valid too if you can do that).
Aurora sends a pixie protected by many wards to retrieve the cheese, then gives the cheese a Ghostly Flicker to remove any ill effects.
Aurora hides the cheese in a safe in a trap room as usual (with the usual indestructible reinforcements).
There is a foam target hanging in the room, adjusted to be 32 cm (12.6 inches) above your head (from a standing height). All you need to do is touch the target this many times, without using your hands or arms or any other objects you may have brought with you, and you're also not allowed to place any objects on the floor to stand on. Also, you're not allowed to use the walls to help you reach the target.
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Involving the rest of the House of Grey, are we? Guess it was inevitable. Much to Lidiya's chagrin.
Lidiya: "Damn it, Sparky quit rifling through my undies!"
After ejecting Pikach from the Crow with a Moka-esque field goal kick, Lidiya shakes the Cheese from her unmentionables.
"Seriously, I'm getting dragged into this Cheese business now? Old Man warned me this stuff was dangerous. Don't exactly feel like babysitting it so..."
Lidiya hurls the Cheese into a necromantic mosh pit, hops into her planeswalking RV, then flies off to some unknown plane.
Aurora takes the cheese back out, and hides it in a safe.
Since Aurora feels she needs to make the rooms easier... you only need to do a single star jump on the marked square to get the cheese. If the safe is broken or removed in any other way, a Nerf turret will fire 1000 Nerf darts at you and cover you with blue light residue.
(...You can do a star jump, right?)
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Aurora finds the cheese in Lambeau Field and decides to hide it in ... a particularly evil trap room.
The cheese is protected by a safe, but to open the safe, you must stand on the marked spot while a bucket of ice and water is poured on you from above. The safe will open after you endure the downpour of coldness.
"I hope you were never bothered by the cold."
(...Yeah, I know this request is so 2014...)
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Aurora enters the house, guided by a Baneslayer Angel for protection, and fetches the cheese and runs out of the house.
She hides the cheese in a safe once again. There is a nearby screen showing this puzzle.
Warning: Touching an incorrect answer may result in the nearby turret firing 1000 Nerf darts at you.
[Note: Like all Idiotest puzzles, touching the word "yellow" in the instruction itself at the top is not the correct answer.]
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It's running your finger over the middle of the page on the spelled out 'Yellow' made by the rest of the colors right? Or was I just suppose to touch the y on the ruby? Or something else entirely. Your instructions suck.
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"Straightaway."
*click*
As Lord Grey hangs up the interplanar rotary phone, the features of his office melt into a chaotic swirl of colors. Moments later they commit to a new form: the interior of a strange bedroom. Another telephone sits on the nightstand, though its receiver is off the hook. He follows the coiled cord and finds the receiver tucked underneath a mattress...lying next to none other than the Cheese. As he clutches the curious brick of dairy product in his hand, he wrestles with strong emotions:
"The Cheese? Oh you beautiful sower of discord. Ensnaring me and who knows who else in your lactic web of intrigue. The safes, the puzzles, the tactical nukes, the...'star jumps' you demand. Such pain, such suffering, just for your amusement. The Multiverse would be better off without you. I should destroy you. Right now.
But...
Try as I may, I can't bring myself to do it. All I can do is put you up in a multimillion zino interplanar villa with all of the amenities of a six-star hotel, scores of animated marble sentinels, a darksteel-fortified panic room, and hope that's enough of a deterrent to keep someone else from whisking you away and perpetuating this vicious cycle."
Lord Grey planeswalks away with the Cheese in tow and implements the aforementioned security measures.
DQ hides the Cheese in the heart of a dying star. "Hopefully my vengeance will suffice for now." And planeswalks off of the star before it destroys him.
"Delicousmell... gou gou"
*casts the cheese into a Lesbian Bear Storm*
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She hides the cheese in a darksteel safe (in a trap room with walls, ceiling, and floor made of darksteel as well, with a gym mat on the floor). The room is hidden in a Privileged Position, and there is also a Damping Matrix there to hinder use of magic (since the required tasks are possible to do without using magic).
Back to fairly "easy" tasks for now - just do this many star jumps on the mat to open the safe safely.
(If you open the safe before finishing this, the turret will fire 200 Nerf darts at you for each star jump you didn't do.)
(Please do not do the trick of quoting this post to reroll the die in hopes of getting a better number.)
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"You belong with something better than cold darksteel."
*feeds the cheese to Emrakul and 'walks away*
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Our intrepid planeshopping CEO sits listlessly through a marathon session of board meetings and business proposals. This humdrum gauntlet is taxing even for one with superhuman stamina and several cups of tea.
Nameless GreyCorps® Corporate Crony: "...As you can see, sales have increased at 99% of our Jeeves Cake Factory locations during the second quarter. This is likely due to the upward trend of "fine casual" dining coupled with more generous tax incentives under the Beleren administration. Though if I say so myself, most of the credit goes to the delicious new lineup on our dessert menu. People just can't get enough of our Cryomaid Cheesecake!"
And at that moment, he hears the Blind Eternities cry out for help.
Lord Grey: "Mmmmm. Cryo...cheesecake.
...Cheese?
...THE CHEESE!"
Everyone else in the boardroom jumps at the sound of their CEO's outburst.
"Mr. Gundam knows NOT the peril of infusing Eldrazi DNA with the Cheese!"
Everyone Else:
Lord Grey: "...I believe a one hour recess is in order. Feel free to stretch your legs and partake of some refreshments. Like that...whatever that gentleman was talking about."
Lord Grey planeswalks away from the meeting to confront the Eldrazi titan with a colossal-sized serving of ipecac. Moments after administering the syrup, Emrakul begins to vomit profusely. It expectorates the remnants of demolished buildings, extinct civilizations,...and The Cheese. Deftly navigating the maelstrom, Lord Grey retrieves the accursed Cheese and plunges it into the depths of Theros's underworld.
"An eternity in the underworld or an unlife as a masked Returned - who would risk that for the Cheese? I certainly wouldn't."
He planeswalks away hoping that the Cheese's corruption doesn't spread. And that it stops calling him at work.
"Excellent my minions!" Pikachu laughs as he is presented with the cheese.
*then hides the cheese in the fridge at Kank's house*
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Aurora decides to do the Time Stretch a few times to the point where Dox traveled to. She retrieves the cheese and heads back to the present, and decides to take the cheese to a beach.
To get the cheese, Aurora wants you to sculpt a seahorse in the sand to Aurora's satisfaction. *
Alternatively, since the beach is also a good place for this, you can complete the usual request of doing 20 star jumps (although chances are you'd prefer the other option this time).
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Aurora carries a Shield of Duty and Reason with her to walk through the pack unscathed, picks up the cheese, and decides to hide it at the end of this maze.
To make things harder, there is also a turret that will fire 1000 Nerf darts at you if your heels are ever more than 15 cm (~6") apart. Also, don't use any wings - that will cause the turret to fire as well.
[Note that you can hardly walk normally in this case, unless you take very small steps.]
(You enter through the lower left entrance, and the cheese is placed near the exit in the upper right. There is an exit door there, but you can't enter through that door. Walls are made of darksteel, as usual.)
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And I see you also chose the handstand route that Lord Grey did a while back for a room with the same turret settings (Aurora's suggested method is to hop with both feet at once, since she can't walk on her hands, though your method is perfectly valid too if you can do that).
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"Man, now the cheese is soggy..."
*tosses the cheese into a nuclear reactor to dry it off*
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Aurora sends a pixie protected by many wards to retrieve the cheese, then gives the cheese a Ghostly Flicker to remove any ill effects.
Aurora hides the cheese in a safe in a trap room as usual (with the usual indestructible reinforcements).
There is a foam target hanging in the room, adjusted to be 32 cm (12.6 inches) above your head (from a standing height). All you need to do is touch the target this many times, without using your hands or arms or any other objects you may have brought with you, and you're also not allowed to place any objects on the floor to stand on. Also, you're not allowed to use the walls to help you reach the target.
(Please do not do the trick of quoting this post to re-roll the die in hopes of getting a better number.)
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"You're so much trouble..." Pikachu mutters.
*hides the cheese in a pair of Lidiya's panties aboard the Murderous Crow*
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Lidiya: "Damn it, Sparky quit rifling through my undies!"
After ejecting Pikach from the Crow with a Moka-esque field goal kick, Lidiya shakes the Cheese from her unmentionables.
"Seriously, I'm getting dragged into this Cheese business now? Old Man warned me this stuff was dangerous. Don't exactly feel like babysitting it so..."
Lidiya hurls the Cheese into a necromantic mosh pit, hops into her planeswalking RV, then flies off to some unknown plane.
"Mine."
*brushes off some zombie remains and casts the cheese Into the Maw of Hell*
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