I thank Edghyatt kindly and take the cheese he offers peacfully.
See, we can all get along by sharing the cheese.
I have the cheese, but who else would like it?
lCDMl snarth'd me and took the cheese that was mine. I murder his family and cook them into a stew which I feed him as I burn his house down. Then I kill him too. I take the cheese from his sad cheese stealing corpses as I shout "Nacho Cheese, Nacho Cheese."
With that out of my system I can say that I have the cheese.
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I'm not a mod, but I am an elemental that wields a laser. So, you don't get an infraction (not from me, that is...). So, while I'm distracting you with my laser, I send some Kukemmsa Pirates to take the cheese from you. Then, I take the cheese and hide it in a maze of mirrors. -Aurora, Eternity Traveler
Seeing as you think the cheese is a 'foul object', I summon a Mirror-Sigil Sergeant inside the maze. Due to all the mirrors there, there are now just over 9000 rhinos or so in here. Then, the rhinos take the cheese and get out of the maze, while you are still left inside. I have the cheese now, and I send some Inkfathom Divers to put the cheese somewhere at the bottom of the Aquamarine Pools (inside a waterproof container).
(Also, since I'm nice enough, I lead you out of the maze after hiding the cheese.) -Aurora, Eternity Traveler
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Legendary Creature - Human Elemental
When Aurora, Eternity Traveler enters the battlefield, put target exiled card on top of its owner's library. 1WU: Exile Aurora. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the end step.
"Gods praise Aurora, for she hath been the instrument in my salvation!!"
I quickly remember that the cheese is my precious and Dominate the next Rootwater Thief I see to go and grab the cheese. Luckily enough, he has seen the Divers hiding spot and together we rescue the cheese from its Watery Grave. I quickly discard my swimsuit and place the cheese as high up a Mountain as is humanly possible.