All of a sudden, the PERFORMING CIRCUS SQUADRON all enter the JEEP at once. You'd say there isn't much space left, but they fit in a surprisingly small space.
RL> Search SV for Jeep keys.
No DICE. PR doesn't like FUZZY DICE. But you do find the KEYS.
If those are not found, contact Tank & Dozer to download skill to hotwire vehicle via The Matrix.
Luckily you found the KEYS because the MATRIX is probably not real. You hope.
Drive to theater and catch a midnight showing of Pacific Rim, directed by Guillermo del Toro. [From Warner Bros and Legendary Pictures]
You see PACIFIC RIM. You are awed by the VISUALS, so much so that you are able to look past the handful of PLOT HOLES.
You are strongly reminded of all the things that made NEON GENESIS EVANGELION great.
PARK RANGER doesn't react much though. That was a waste of TEN DOLLARS.
UD> Get annoyed by all of the in-game product placement that has been going on.
Ugh, you just can't believe RAPTOR LEADER! He's such a LAME DAD with all these attempts to insert OFF-TOPIC REFERENCES.
> Wait for cut scene to let us know what to expect in the future and/or give us some insight as to what we should be doing.
The CAMERA zooms out from a distraught RAPTOR LEADER. Slowly at first, but then faster, it moves out until the whole WORLD can be seen.
The words PROLOGUE: END appear, and are quickly replaced by ACT ONE: BEGIN.
A SATELLITE passes in front of the CAMERA. It sends a VISIBLE TRANSMISSION. The CAMERA races to follow it, until it reaches its destination: HELVETICA. The CAMERA pans around YOURS TRULY as he quickly pages over the READOUTS. He reaches over to a CHESSBOARD and flips the ROOK over before wheeling away quickly.
The CAMERA pans behind a CONVENIENT COLUMN and reappears in the ORRERY. As VICEROY watches AGENT DAWKINS nibble upon the CLOVER of his SPUNDOWN OFFICE, he notices a ROOK flip over on his CHESSBOARD. VICEROY picks up his COAT, opens the DOOR, and makes his way to TRANSPORTER ROOM, where only one TRANSPORTER still remains operational. He TRANSPORTS to an unknown LOCATION.
The CAMERA uses another CONVENIENT COLUMN and this time appears in the middle of a BUSTLING STREET. It races over the heads of MERCHANTS and CUSTOMERS alike until it reaches the DOCKS.
The CAMERA stops in front of NAUTILUS CAPTAIN SERGEI, and then locks to him.
You are now NAUTILUS CAPTAIN SERGEI (NCS). You are the CAPTAIN of the BOAT you stand upon, the NAUTILUS. You recently made PORT.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
> Ask around town to see what the relevance of this town is to the plot
You depart the NAUTILUS and enter PORT TOWN. You ask someone on BUSTLING STREET why you're here. He says go to the TAVERN.
Well, your CREW is there anyway. Might as well.
> Go into the tavern with crew and get "merry"
You enter to find your CREW chanting "GROG! GROG! GROG! GROG!" You join them for a round. One of the SERVING WENCHES catches your EYE. You ask her NAME. She says her name is MERRY WEATHER (MW). If you ever have a QUESTION, she's the one to ASK, she says.
She wanders off, but then you realize you're trying to figure out what you're doing. You get MERRY WEATHER to come over, and ASK. "Ah, so that's what you're after? Why don't you try the INN?"
> Stay at the local inn
You stumble to the INN, and book a ROOM for the NIGHT. Normally you aren't one for SLEEPING FINELY, but this is a QUEST. You think.
As you SLEEP, you become aware of a SOUND from the WINDOW. Someone is sneaking in!
NCS> Grab cutlass hidden under pillow and flick on light switch, brandishing weapon at the infiltrator!
You grab your trusty CUTLASS and flip the LIGHT SWITCH! However, due to the HANGOVER you are currently under, you have completely BLINDed yourself! Indeed, the sudden headache caused by the light has made you drop your CUTLASS.
It is at that moment that the WINDOW shatters. You think this must be THE END for you. You wish you had never touched the GROG.
But THE END never comes. After you realize it isn't coming, you slowly open one EYE, slowly due to both the LIGHT and your FEAR. However, with the LIGHTS on, you recognize your guest. It's none other than MERRY WEATHER.
"Ah, so you finally opened your eyes. I wasn't sure if you knocked yourself out so I didn't say anything."
NCS> (Speaking in a thick Russian accent) Argh wench, what be ye doing sneaking into me bunk in the wee hours of the morn? (Remember: Russian accent, not pirate, even though it looks like it should be an "Argh matey, walk the plank and swab the deck" pirate voice--this is Russian I tell you!)
I was liable to keelhaul you with me cutlass like a scurvy guttersnipe!
NCS> (Speaking in a thick Russian accent) Argh wench, what be ye doing sneaking into me bunk in the wee hours of the morn? (Remember: Russian accent, not pirate, even though it looks like it should be an "Argh matey, walk the plank and swab the deck" pirate voice--this is Russian I tell you!)
I was liable to keelhaul you with me cutlass like a scurvy guttersnipe!
You have come to the first DIALOGUE PORTION of the GAME!
TRIASSIC PARK: VOCALIZATIONS is an ADD-ON DISK that some copies of the GAME shipped with. It adds SPOKEN DIALOGUE. If you have one such DISK, insert it now into the DISK DRIVE.
If you do not have TRIASSIC PARK: VOCALIZATIONS or do not want to hear SPOKEN DIALOGUE, press CANCEL instead.
You INSERT the DISK only to get a DISK READ ERROR! This is what happens when you buy BOOTLEG COPIES. On the other hand, due to a GRIEVOUS ERROR in PRICING JUDGMENT on the part of the CREATORS, this is the only way you can really play the GAME.
You just decide to continue, who needs VOICES anyway. You heard it wasn't even VOICES, just a dissonant CHIPTUNE VOICE that looped after like 3 seconds.
> Wait for MERRY WEATHER's response.
"Slow down, NAUTILUS CAPTAIN SERGEI! This was necessary in order to get you away from the prying ears at the bar.
"I am one of the few remaining agents of the ORRERY, which was instrumental in organizing the fight against Ragnor. Never heard of him? That's a good thing; it means we succeeded. Ragnor was a force capable of completely destroying the world, and only barely stopped even with a number of temporal shenanigans.
"But he was stopped nonetheless. Was. He's making a return, somehow. He's already taken out two of the INSTRUMENTAL HEROES who could have stopped him, and so just like last time, we need a team to stop him.
"I think that you could be a member of this team. That is your purpose here.
NCS> "But I have a large delivery of DINO-CHOW waiting for delivery in the cargo hold of my NUCLEAR WESSEL! I will only agree to go on this mission if you allow me to deliver my cargo first!"
In the FAR WESTERN LAND there is only one MAN who is immune to the STASIS SPELL that had suddenly and without anyone's realization put a halt to all movement.
For many days, the MAN had wondered what had happened, but did nothing. He ate as normal, slept as normal. For a month and a day, he waited.
His time of waiting is over now. He is sick of this. He wants things to return to the WAY THEY WERE.
HD> Unable to link into the genetic line of MacGuyver knowledge, he watches the entire series of MacGuyver on DVD in order to figure out how to convert his GUM, PAPER CLIP, and NON-EXPLOSIVE ROCKET LAUNCHER into a time manipulating device to restore the natural function of chronology around him.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
HD> Unable to link into the genetic line of MacGuyver knowledge, he watches the entire series of MacGuyver on DVD in order to figure out how to convert his GUM, PAPER CLIP, and NON-EXPLOSIVE ROCKET LAUNCHER into a time manipulating device to restore the natural function of chronology around him.
You put your MACGUYVER CHRONOLOGICAL into the DVD PLAYER.
It fails to PLAY, as TIME is STOPPED.
This is why you set out to FIX TIME, because you were unable to WATCH TV.
You surreptitiously brush away some COCAINE from your SHOULDER. You have no idea where that came from!
All of a sudden, the PERFORMING CIRCUS SQUADRON all enter the JEEP at once. You'd say there isn't much space left, but they fit in a surprisingly small space.
No DICE. PR doesn't like FUZZY DICE. But you do find the KEYS.
Luckily you found the KEYS because the MATRIX is probably not real. You hope.
You see PACIFIC RIM. You are awed by the VISUALS, so much so that you are able to look past the handful of PLOT HOLES.
You are strongly reminded of all the things that made NEON GENESIS EVANGELION great.
PARK RANGER doesn't react much though. That was a waste of TEN DOLLARS.
Ugh, you just can't believe RAPTOR LEADER! He's such a LAME DAD with all these attempts to insert OFF-TOPIC REFERENCES.
You roll your EYES.
You have one last ditch effort. With all your might you fling the PIN OF EXISTENCE into the AIR.
It hits the GROUND.
And it SHATTERS.
You stare at it for a moment.
And then you look to PARK RANGER.
But PARK RANGER is not there. And you know that neither will BEVERAGE MAID. The MAGIC that brought them back has been DISPELLED.
The PERFORMING CIRCUS SQUADRON softly weep silent TEARS.
>
The CAMERA zooms out from a distraught RAPTOR LEADER. Slowly at first, but then faster, it moves out until the whole WORLD can be seen.
The words PROLOGUE: END appear, and are quickly replaced by ACT ONE: BEGIN.
A SATELLITE passes in front of the CAMERA. It sends a VISIBLE TRANSMISSION. The CAMERA races to follow it, until it reaches its destination: HELVETICA. The CAMERA pans around YOURS TRULY as he quickly pages over the READOUTS. He reaches over to a CHESSBOARD and flips the ROOK over before wheeling away quickly.
The CAMERA pans behind a CONVENIENT COLUMN and reappears in the ORRERY. As VICEROY watches AGENT DAWKINS nibble upon the CLOVER of his SPUNDOWN OFFICE, he notices a ROOK flip over on his CHESSBOARD. VICEROY picks up his COAT, opens the DOOR, and makes his way to TRANSPORTER ROOM, where only one TRANSPORTER still remains operational. He TRANSPORTS to an unknown LOCATION.
The CAMERA uses another CONVENIENT COLUMN and this time appears in the middle of a BUSTLING STREET. It races over the heads of MERCHANTS and CUSTOMERS alike until it reaches the DOCKS.
The CAMERA stops in front of NAUTILUS CAPTAIN SERGEI, and then locks to him.
You are now NAUTILUS CAPTAIN SERGEI (NCS). You are the CAPTAIN of the BOAT you stand upon, the NAUTILUS. You recently made PORT.
What will you do?
>
> Go into the tavern with crew and get "merry"
> Stay at the local inn
> Depart for the dinosaur island in the morning
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You depart the NAUTILUS and enter PORT TOWN. You ask someone on BUSTLING STREET why you're here. He says go to the TAVERN.
Well, your CREW is there anyway. Might as well.
You enter to find your CREW chanting "GROG! GROG! GROG! GROG!" You join them for a round. One of the SERVING WENCHES catches your EYE. You ask her NAME. She says her name is MERRY WEATHER (MW). If you ever have a QUESTION, she's the one to ASK, she says.
She wanders off, but then you realize you're trying to figure out what you're doing. You get MERRY WEATHER to come over, and ASK. "Ah, so that's what you're after? Why don't you try the INN?"
You stumble to the INN, and book a ROOM for the NIGHT. Normally you aren't one for SLEEPING FINELY, but this is a QUEST. You think.
As you SLEEP, you become aware of a SOUND from the WINDOW. Someone is sneaking in!
Cannot FAST TRAVEL while ENEMIES are nearby.
>
You grab your trusty CUTLASS and flip the LIGHT SWITCH! However, due to the HANGOVER you are currently under, you have completely BLINDed yourself! Indeed, the sudden headache caused by the light has made you drop your CUTLASS.
It is at that moment that the WINDOW shatters. You think this must be THE END for you. You wish you had never touched the GROG.
But THE END never comes. After you realize it isn't coming, you slowly open one EYE, slowly due to both the LIGHT and your FEAR. However, with the LIGHTS on, you recognize your guest. It's none other than MERRY WEATHER.
"Ah, so you finally opened your eyes. I wasn't sure if you knocked yourself out so I didn't say anything."
>
I was liable to keelhaul you with me cutlass like a scurvy guttersnipe!
You have come to the first DIALOGUE PORTION of the GAME!
TRIASSIC PARK: VOCALIZATIONS is an ADD-ON DISK that some copies of the GAME shipped with. It adds SPOKEN DIALOGUE. If you have one such DISK, insert it now into the DISK DRIVE.
If you do not have TRIASSIC PARK: VOCALIZATIONS or do not want to hear SPOKEN DIALOGUE, press CANCEL instead.
>
> Wait for MERRY WEATHER's response.
You INSERT the DISK only to get a DISK READ ERROR! This is what happens when you buy BOOTLEG COPIES. On the other hand, due to a GRIEVOUS ERROR in PRICING JUDGMENT on the part of the CREATORS, this is the only way you can really play the GAME.
You just decide to continue, who needs VOICES anyway. You heard it wasn't even VOICES, just a dissonant CHIPTUNE VOICE that looped after like 3 seconds.
"Slow down, NAUTILUS CAPTAIN SERGEI! This was necessary in order to get you away from the prying ears at the bar.
"I am one of the few remaining agents of the ORRERY, which was instrumental in organizing the fight against Ragnor. Never heard of him? That's a good thing; it means we succeeded. Ragnor was a force capable of completely destroying the world, and only barely stopped even with a number of temporal shenanigans.
"But he was stopped nonetheless. Was. He's making a return, somehow. He's already taken out two of the INSTRUMENTAL HEROES who could have stopped him, and so just like last time, we need a team to stop him.
"I think that you could be a member of this team. That is your purpose here.
"Are you in?"
>
For many days, the MAN had wondered what had happened, but did nothing. He ate as normal, slept as normal. For a month and a day, he waited.
His time of waiting is over now. He is sick of this. He wants things to return to the WAY THEY WERE.
You are now HAROLD DAVIS. It's TIME to heal TIME.
What will you do?
>
A rogue wave of LETHARGY strikes you before you finally look in your POCKETS.
You have THREE PIECES of GENERIC CHEWING GUM, ONE PAPER CLIP, and a SMALL ROCKET LAUNCHER but not the EXPLODING KIND.
>
(Yes.)
You CHEW and subsequently CONSUME GENERIC. You now have CHEWING and GUM left.
You consult your MENTAL INDEX.
Nah, you are not of the MACGUYVER LINE.
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You put your MACGUYVER CHRONOLOGICAL into the DVD PLAYER.
It fails to PLAY, as TIME is STOPPED.
This is why you set out to FIX TIME, because you were unable to WATCH TV.
You are saddened by the current STATE OF AFFAIRS, and turn to NOSTALGIA.
You ponder the implications of a VOWEL.
>
You've seen plenty of LIVING CREATURES, as you've wandered.
But all of them are in a different TIME STREAM and thus can't really help you.
>