2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
> Wait for an I-BLOCK to dissolve four levels of the ABSOLUTE TETRIS FIELD simultaneously.
> Develop EXISTENTIAL ANGST when we realize the station is run by OUR DEAD MOTHER'S SOUL.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
Night 1 vig shots are bad.
> If the PUMPKIN is still alive, TRACK it.
> Query: Our stats.
> Query: Who are we, anyway?
I'm thinking we might not be able to do that until we've gained a few levels first.
Someone's butthurt.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You take out your PALSMA RIFLE, and you FIRE at the A VERY HUNGRY PUMPKIN.
The A VERY HUNGRY PUMPKIN generates an ABSOLUTE TETRIS FIELD and NEGATES the PALSMA at the expense of an S-BLOCK.
The A VERY HUNGRY PUMPKIN starts RUNNING
You PALSMA the WALL, vaporizing MILLIONS of BACTERIA.
LEVEL UP.
You begin to TRACK the A VERY HUNGRY PUMPKIN. It's not hard, given that he's so DAMNED HUGE.
He's ONE FLOOR BELOW YOU.
LEVEL 3.
IRE 1.
You are JAMES STAVEL.
>
> Come to find he has converged into a group of VERY HUNGRY PIMPKINS.
> Annihilate the PIMPKINS.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
> Develop EXISTENTIAL ANGST when we realize the station is run by OUR DEAD MOTHER'S SOUL.
I'm so glad you decided to clarify that 50 minutes later.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
THUMP is the ONOMATOPOETIC SELECTION the GAME has made for the SOUND of JAMES STAVEL colliding with the A VERY HUNGRY PUMPKIN.
BOSS THEME, TYPE: SEAT OF YOUR PANTS
He splits apart into a GROUP of VERY HUNGRY PIMPGROUPS.
You PALSMA at the VERY HUNGRY PIMPGROUPS, but for every one that you kill two take their place!
Time to kick things up a notch!
You UNHOOK the GOVERNOR LEVER and swing it around until it reaches the CLIMACTIC SETTING: PERMANENT MURDER MODE.
You SHOOT REALLY FASTER.
But it's not enough, you're only barely keeping even!
Of course, BRUTE FORCE is not the ANSWER to a SEAT OF YOUR PANTS BOSS TYPE!
You stop shooting, and the VERY HUNGRY PIMPGROUPS reconverge into A VERY HUNGRY PUMPKIN.
You WAIT for your TIME to STRIKE...there!
The I BLOCK disintegrates the ABSOLUTE TETRIS FIELD, leaving him wide open for ATTACK!
You take a MOMENT to MEDITATE on how much you hate the GANG that is named OUR DEAD MOTHER'S SOUL.
You will KILL them all one DAY.
It is your MISSION.
You have NO IDEA who HAROLD DAVIS is. You WONDER if he's the REASON that there are DEMONS in the BASE, even if they are POLITE.
(Look at the posts on September 12th; it contains the post in which JAMES STAVEL became the protagonist).
>
> FINISH HIM! FORWARD UP DOWN FORWARD TRIANGLE!
> Befriend the DEMONS
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
There are no BOTHERSOME DEMONS here, as far as you can SEE.
You PUNCH the A VERY HUNGRY PUMPKIN and he gets KNOCKED OUT.
You PLANT a TINY FLAG on the UNCONSCIOUS FIGURE of the A VERY HUNGRY PUMPKIN.
You chat up a FRIENDLY DEMON.
FRIENDLY DEMON has joined the PARTY!
ALL PARTY MEMBERS join together to BAKE: TASTY CASSEROLE.
Success! TASTY CASSEROLE has been baked!
FRIENDLY DEMON'S BAKING increased by 3!
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You current have 0 ACTIVE QUESTS.
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
You find a DEMON WITH A GLOWING EXCLAMATION POINT and SEEK a QUEST fr-
You are now HAROLD DAVIS.
You are standing within the CAUSALITY DEGENERATOR. You can see DEMONS from your CURRENT POSITION.
A META-FIGHT breaks out among the PLAYERS!
TRIASSIC PARK ADVENTURE was released in the DAYS BEFORE SPLITSCREEN.
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