He’ll be with us throughout this game. Isn’t he just adorable?
Now then, WELCOME TO:
JOSS WHEDON MAFIA
BACKGROUND
Few names measure up in geek circles to that of Joss Whedon. Don’t believe me? Try saying his name --- nay, even whispering it --- while standing in a Comic Convention or Tech Expo. Dozens of unique conversations will spring up out of the blue and radiate throughout the hall.
But there exists one entity that has been able to not only denounce Whedon, but to lead him on under false pretenses before dropping him like he was hot. I’m speaking, of course, of the FOX television network.
After the lasting success of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and its spinoff “Angel”, FOX executives sought out Whedon to create a project to air on their station.
That project became the brilliant “Firefly.”
To make a long story short, FOX seemingly did everything possible to destroy a phenomenal show. From refusing to air a great pilot, to running the episodes out of order, to finally canceling the show less than halfway into its premiere season.
Whedon failed to find a new home for the series, and it was ultimately shelved for good. Loyal fans (Browncoats) would go on to buy DVD sales in astonishing numbers, and a critically-acclaimed film (“Serenity”) was created a few years later, but still Fox killed a masterpiece well before its time.
During the 2007-2008 Writers Guild of America Strike, Whedon decided to fund his own project, and enjoyed great creative freedom in crafting “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog.”
He released it on the Internet, and it enjoyed widespread success, eventually winning an Emmy.
Meanwhile, Eliza Dushku (previously Faith on “Buffy”) was working on Joss to get him to make her a show. The only hitch? Dushku was in a contract with, you guessed it, FOX.
Whedon agreed and created “Dollhouse”. It was a strange concept, but one
with gobs of potential. But you can probably fill in the rest of the story on your own. FOX puts the show in the Friday “Death Slot”, it underperforms in the ratings, picks up unreal steam in the second season before FOX pulls the plug.
But, hey, at least they’re finishing out the run of episodes they ordered! A luxury they never extended to “Firefly.”
Enough background.
Role PMs are coming very shortly. Make sure to confirm VIA PM. You can use this time to ask me any questions you may have about your role.
Once everyone has confirmed, I will address it in-thread and NIGHT 0 will begin. Night 0 will be kill-free; it’s length is to be determined.
Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
Flavor Soup – This style made with bare bones! (Don’t worry, the full stock is coming post Night 0)
The year is 2010.
FOX execs decide they’ve had enough of Joss Whedon. Not content with merely canceling his shows and squashing his vision any longer, they pull 22 characters out of his creations and coerce a certain number of them to help betray their creator.
Whedon is captured and is being slowly tortured by Reavers, Vampires, Musicals, and Actives.
The only way to save him is to weed out the traitors and end the reign of terror FOX has meted out.
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Ready?
D'awwwwwwww. Dakota says, "Here are the rules! Woof!"
Rules (Stolen from Loran16, who stole them from Stormblind, who stole them from CropCircles, who stole them from carrion pigeons, who stole them from loran16, who stole them from SorryGuy, who stole them from Xyre, who stole them from Jobie, who stole them from Puzzle, who stole them from Crippled_Fist, who stole them from Ljustus, who stole them from carrion pigeons, who stole them from CropCircles, who stole them from Puzzle, who stole them from Halo_Freak):
1. Bold your votes and unvotes please, this makes it easier for us. They should look like this: Vote DYH
2. If you are unvoting, you may write Unvote DYH or just Unvote depending on your personal preference.
3. Any votes or unvotes not in bold will not be counted.
4. Any Roles that can communicate may communicate during the day or night freely by the avenues provided.
5. Do not quote PM's or we will have to modkill you. Any use of PM-style information may result in the same. If unsure, ask first. Also do not request someone to quote their PM.
6. Unvote before casting a new vote. Failure to unvote will result in the vote not being counted.
7. You may vote No lynch, and a majority of these votes will end the day without a death.
8. Please do not edit or delete your posts no matter how stupid a mistake you made. This will get you modkilled. This is your only warning.
9. If it is discovered that someone has talked about their role to someone involved in the game, or someone who ISN'T in the game relays such information, i will request a blacklist on the player who passed along said information. This is a GLOBAL rule, and not one for just players of my game. If you don't know, you're still liable for ruining a game. Shame on you.
10. If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Players who have not talked to me about such things face replacement, which would go onto the latest replacement system.
11. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. We will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice to me, tough! No choice will be made. You will receive no warnings about the time almost being up. Night will end when i have all actions in. Actions may be submitted during the day to speed the game up.
12. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded.
13. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold you request so that we can see it more clearly.
14. HAVE FUN
15. Lastly and most importantly. Respect us and the rest of the players; I hope I do not have to modkill anyone. Modkills in this game are FINAL. Players who are Mod-killed will not be able to remain in the game after death.
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ALSO! Please try not to “game the mod”.
Please do not quibble about punctuation, etc. in PMs.
Again, ABSOLUTELY NO PM QUOTING.
I am willing to be semi-lenient about activity. I expect everyone to be reasonably active. If someone is not being reasonably active, I will prod them. Failure to respond to a prod after 3 days WILL result in a replacement unless a reprieve was pre-asked for.
Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
A series of rusty loudspeakers suddenly clear their throats in each of your rooms.
FOX has sequestered the whole lot of you in what appears to be an old warehouse retro-fitted to resemble something like a motel.
Groggily, you each turn a cautious ear to the unwelcome chatter.
“Well? Spit it out Whedon!”
“I very well can’t spit ‘it’ out when my mouth is conspicuously empty. In fact, I haven’t eaten in some time now.”
“Oh, shut up fool! Read what we’ve given you there.”
“Why? We’ve already established that I know every weaknesses of those creatures you’ve sicced on me. I created them!”
“FRANZ! PUT ON THAT DVD OF ‘ALIEN: RESURRECTION’!!!”
“Woah, okay, wait. I’ll do it. Siiiighhhh…’You are all here for a reason. A smelly man named Josh…’ – Okay, so you don’t know my real name? – “… unleashed you on the world. He has no regard for you, only for entertaining the public. He sucks, so we canceled a few of his shows. Now, we wish to humiliate him further by having his own creations finish him off. But that’s coming a few days down the road.
First, he is going to have to watch you all turn against each other in deciding who is really here for him, and who’s against him.’
And that’s it I guess. This is inhumane, you evil FOX execs!”
“Oh, but that’s NOT all. Turn the paper over, Whedon!”
*Flips page* “Ahem… ‘And since you love to kill minor, yet lovable characters soooo much, why don’t we start off this PILOT episode by doing just that?’
You can’t mean that!”
“But we DO, Whedon! Boys, you know what to do!”
Suddenly you all hear a loud bang coming from the main room in the warehouse.
Almost as a unit, you spring out of your rooms…
…and gape in abject horror as the lifeless body of Dakota, the adorable Pomeranian, lies on the cold, rough concrete.
“Perhaps you Sci-Fi rejects know that we mean business now.”
*Quietly* “You won’t get away with this…”
“I think you’ll find, that, with the help of our friends, we will do that and more. Now all of you, get moving! This first day has begun!!!”
With a metallic clink, the speaker system cuts off, leaving all of you to figure out what happens next.
After a proper burial for Dakota, the hero martyr puppy, you re-congregate and start to contemplate how to end this mess, one way or another.
With 22 players alive (and an absurdly cute puppy sadly passed away), it takes 12 votes to lynch.
Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
* AlphaInsidious smacks Sirenz with a rolled-up newspaper.
-Alpha
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Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
I'm amused that [Shalako], of all people, are talking about terrible reasoning. "Hey, PF's RVS daykill must be serious, therefore I should shoot him to prove that I have a daykill!"
Wash: Everything looks good from here.
[imitating Dino 1]
Wash: Yes... Yes... This is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it... This Land.
Wash: [imitating Dino 2] I think we should call it your grave!
Wash: [imitating Dino 1] Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash: [imitating Dino 2] Ha ha ha, mine is an evil laugh, now die!
Wash: [imitating Dino 1] Ahh, no God. Oh, dear god in heaven.
Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
Good grief...I'm either getting too old for this ☺☺☺☺, or someone decided to be a total ass when distributing roles.
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I don't know why people feel compelled to test unlynchability, or even claim it. Seems like the whole point is that you can do crazy stuff and see who jumps on it. I suppose the opportunity is gone now.
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As town - 5/7
As neutral - none
(I really have been scum a lot)
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jerub- I don't know why Cyan felt compelled to claim that, and I'm not sure how productive it would be to ask him (best not to fish), but once he's claimed and says we might as well vote him, there's no reason to not test them, that I can think of.
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Topher: So what I'm going to attempt to do is go into his biolink feed, which doesn't tell me where he is, but it does give me a way into his head... Uh, I'm going to reverse the signals, send a purgation tone, and load his mind, literally.
Boyd: And what, leave him out there in his doll state, totally wiped?
Topher: He'll be an empty-headed robot wondering around Hollywood - he'll be fine!
Lies! -I'm Buffy Summers, town tracker. I used my ability on you and saw that you didn't use any abilities before the game started. My flavor is I was sucked through a mysterious space-time portal and I'm here to kill all the vampires, and my tracking ability is a combination of my Slayer and Native American skills.
I don't know why people feel compelled to test unlynchability, or even claim it. Seems like the whole point is that you can do crazy stuff and see who jumps on it.
I don't know. That is exactly how I felt about the role when I got it before, but people got mad at me. Maybe Cyan isn't giving up that much of an opportunity here. I can understand him wanting to get clear early.
-As for testing it, there is no reason not to, and it gives us one mostly confirmed townie.
FWIW, the jester role has more or less been banned from MTGS. only FastTrack games are allowed to even consider it, and even then I think they have to announce that the role is in play, or at least a variant of it.
Re: Cyan: I don't really see why he'd claim it unless he had it, so we might as well test. although I am kinda getting flashbacks to matrix mafia...:mad::mad::mad:
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More specifically, there has been a jester on this site, once, and it was received extremely poorly. Near pitchforks and torches level of "poorly." So it's unlikely we're going to see another one for a long, long time.
I don't understand how him claiming this makes him townie. And if you say there hasn't been a jester for a long time then I believe you guys. If I want to go read that game on this site where is it?
I'm amused that [Shalako], of all people, are talking about terrible reasoning. "Hey, PF's RVS daykill must be serious, therefore I should shoot him to prove that I have a daykill!"
Unless it was not a static ability (i.e. one-shot unlynchable)
Which is why, if he is proved unlynchable today, we test him again tomorrow to make sure. -On that note, we should also go at least 3 or 4 votes above majority when confirming him today, just to make sure he doesn't only have an increased lynch threshold.
I kind of wish I WAS a Jester, because this would be a brilliant play.
Except that I hate Jesters and would have just requested replacement as soon as I saw the role.
Lynching me will not end the day. This was specifically stated in my role PM.
IMO, this(revealing my unlynchability immediately upon the game starting) is the only correct way to play an unlynchable role. I'll also say that I'm only unlynchable as long as a particular character is also alive, but I don't know whom that player is. I don't see any reason to reveal this name now, however.
Well, I guess this is kind of useful, since cyan is a pretty good townie player. Not sure how well that will work any later but it's a good start.
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He’ll be with us throughout this game. Isn’t he just adorable?
Now then, WELCOME TO:
BACKGROUND
But there exists one entity that has been able to not only denounce Whedon, but to lead him on under false pretenses before dropping him like he was hot. I’m speaking, of course, of the FOX television network.
After the lasting success of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and its spinoff “Angel”, FOX executives sought out Whedon to create a project to air on their station.
That project became the brilliant “Firefly.”
To make a long story short, FOX seemingly did everything possible to destroy a phenomenal show. From refusing to air a great pilot, to running the episodes out of order, to finally canceling the show less than halfway into its premiere season.
Whedon failed to find a new home for the series, and it was ultimately shelved for good. Loyal fans (Browncoats) would go on to buy DVD sales in astonishing numbers, and a critically-acclaimed film (“Serenity”) was created a few years later, but still Fox killed a masterpiece well before its time.
During the 2007-2008 Writers Guild of America Strike, Whedon decided to fund his own project, and enjoyed great creative freedom in crafting “Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog.”
He released it on the Internet, and it enjoyed widespread success, eventually winning an Emmy.
Meanwhile, Eliza Dushku (previously Faith on “Buffy”) was working on Joss to get him to make her a show. The only hitch? Dushku was in a contract with, you guessed it, FOX.
Whedon agreed and created “Dollhouse”. It was a strange concept, but one
with gobs of potential. But you can probably fill in the rest of the story on your own. FOX puts the show in the Friday “Death Slot”, it underperforms in the ratings, picks up unreal steam in the second season before FOX pulls the plug.
But, hey, at least they’re finishing out the run of episodes they ordered! A luxury they never extended to “Firefly.”
Enough background.
Role PMs are coming very shortly. Make sure to confirm VIA PM. You can use this time to ask me any questions you may have about your role.
Once everyone has confirmed, I will address it in-thread and NIGHT 0 will begin. Night 0 will be kill-free; it’s length is to be determined.
The year is 2010.
FOX execs decide they’ve had enough of Joss Whedon. Not content with merely canceling his shows and squashing his vision any longer, they pull 22 characters out of his creations and coerce a certain number of them to help betray their creator.
Whedon is captured and is being slowly tortured by Reavers, Vampires, Musicals, and Actives.
The only way to save him is to weed out the traitors and end the reign of terror FOX has meted out.
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Ready?
D'awwwwwwww. Dakota says, "Here are the rules! Woof!"
Rules (Stolen from Loran16, who stole them from Stormblind, who stole them from CropCircles, who stole them from carrion pigeons, who stole them from loran16, who stole them from SorryGuy, who stole them from Xyre, who stole them from Jobie, who stole them from Puzzle, who stole them from Crippled_Fist, who stole them from Ljustus, who stole them from carrion pigeons, who stole them from CropCircles, who stole them from Puzzle, who stole them from Halo_Freak):
1. Bold your votes and unvotes please, this makes it easier for us. They should look like this: Vote DYH
2. If you are unvoting, you may write Unvote DYH or just Unvote depending on your personal preference.
3. Any votes or unvotes not in bold will not be counted.
4. Any Roles that can communicate may communicate during the day or night freely by the avenues provided.
5. Do not quote PM's or we will have to modkill you. Any use of PM-style information may result in the same. If unsure, ask first. Also do not request someone to quote their PM.
6. Unvote before casting a new vote. Failure to unvote will result in the vote not being counted.
7. You may vote No lynch, and a majority of these votes will end the day without a death.
8. Please do not edit or delete your posts no matter how stupid a mistake you made. This will get you modkilled. This is your only warning.
9. If it is discovered that someone has talked about their role to someone involved in the game, or someone who ISN'T in the game relays such information, i will request a blacklist on the player who passed along said information. This is a GLOBAL rule, and not one for just players of my game. If you don't know, you're still liable for ruining a game. Shame on you.
10. If you anticipate being unavailable for more than a 48-hour period, please post a notice to that effect in the thread. Players who have not talked to me about such things face replacement, which would go onto the latest replacement system.
11. If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. We will not wait for you – if you do not submit a choice to me, tough! No choice will be made. You will receive no warnings about the time almost being up. Night will end when i have all actions in. Actions may be submitted during the day to speed the game up.
12. Lynches will require a simple majority of votes. Once a player has reached the necessary majority, his pleas are useless and any attempts to unvote will go unheeded.
13. If you are requesting a mod prod or vote count, please bold you request so that we can see it more clearly.
14. HAVE FUN
15. Lastly and most importantly. Respect us and the rest of the players; I hope I do not have to modkill anyone. Modkills in this game are FINAL. Players who are Mod-killed will not be able to remain in the game after death.
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ALSO! Please try not to “game the mod”.
Please do not quibble about punctuation, etc. in PMs.
Again, ABSOLUTELY NO PM QUOTING.
I am willing to be semi-lenient about activity. I expect everyone to be reasonably active. If someone is not being reasonably active, I will prod them. Failure to respond to a prod after 3 days WILL result in a replacement unless a reprieve was pre-asked for.
THE PLAYER LIST
GAME OVER!
TOWN WINS!
POST-GAME LINKS:
The Roles
Game Log/Flavor
ON THE AIRWAVES: 7/22
1.) MadManQuail2.) Jordman3.) Shibui
4.) 5_by_55.) red_0mega6.) infinis7.) passdog8.) Ace9.) Seppel10.) MandersHex11.) Foxlnbpkqgz Æenioouoa
12.) Bilbroxain
13.) Cyan14.) CharmMaster_312515.) Arimnaes16.) Syrenz
17.) Axelrod18.) Exsam (replacing ~Tilde~)19.) TheFooFish
20.) Jerubbaal
21.) Killidar
22.) NisCANCELED: 15/22
1.) Nis - Rupert Giles / Vanilla Mafia - Lynched Day 1
2.) Jordman – Paul Ballard / Town Cop - Bludgeoned to death Night 1
3.) Ace – Adelle DeWitt / Town Tracker - Neck broken Night 1
4.) Exsam – Topher Brink / Vanilla Town - Bled to death Night 1
5.) Charm_Master3125 – Inara Serra / Town Companion/Gifter - Took two bullets to the chest Night 1
6.) Passdog - Willow Rosenberg / Mafia Godfather - Daykilled by Axelrod Day 2
7.) Cyan - Echo / Serial Killer - Lynched Day 2
8.) Axelrod - Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds / Town Jack-of-All-Trades - Neck broken Night 2
9.) MandersHex - Saffron / Mafia Untargetable - Lynched Day 3
10.) Arimnaes - Ben Wilkinson / Town Doctor - Bludgeoned to death Night 3
11.) red_0mega- Dr. Horrible / Town One-Shot Redirector - Lynched Day 4
12.) MadManQuail - Hoban "Wash" Washburne / Town Mason - Bludgeoned to death Night 4
13.) 5_by_5 - Jayne Cobb / Mafia Roleblocker - Lynched Day 5
14.) Seppel - Buffy Summers / Town Slayer (Vig) - Cross-killed Night 5
15.) Infinis - Captain Hammer / Mafia "Lynch Minus 2 Hammer'er'" - Cross-killed Night 5
REPLACEMENTS
1.) Exsam2.) Toastboy
3.) lrd
4.) jcsuperstar
5.) Yodavader
Remember, Night 0 will be a no-kill night. Other actions may be taken.
-Alpha
And that means it is now OFFICIALLY NIGHT 0!
Get some shuteye like Dakota here...
...and send in any night choices you might have! Remember that this is a NO KILL NIGHT!
Day 1 will start either when all actions are in, or 24 hours from now, whichever comes first.
-Alpha
A series of rusty loudspeakers suddenly clear their throats in each of your rooms.
FOX has sequestered the whole lot of you in what appears to be an old warehouse retro-fitted to resemble something like a motel.
Groggily, you each turn a cautious ear to the unwelcome chatter.
“Well? Spit it out Whedon!”
“I very well can’t spit ‘it’ out when my mouth is conspicuously empty. In fact, I haven’t eaten in some time now.”
“Oh, shut up fool! Read what we’ve given you there.”
“Why? We’ve already established that I know every weaknesses of those creatures you’ve sicced on me. I created them!”
“FRANZ! PUT ON THAT DVD OF ‘ALIEN: RESURRECTION’!!!”
“Woah, okay, wait. I’ll do it. Siiiighhhh…’You are all here for a reason. A smelly man named Josh…’ – Okay, so you don’t know my real name? – “… unleashed you on the world. He has no regard for you, only for entertaining the public. He sucks, so we canceled a few of his shows. Now, we wish to humiliate him further by having his own creations finish him off. But that’s coming a few days down the road.
First, he is going to have to watch you all turn against each other in deciding who is really here for him, and who’s against him.’
And that’s it I guess. This is inhumane, you evil FOX execs!”
“Oh, but that’s NOT all. Turn the paper over, Whedon!”
*Flips page* “Ahem… ‘And since you love to kill minor, yet lovable characters soooo much, why don’t we start off this PILOT episode by doing just that?’
You can’t mean that!”
“But we DO, Whedon! Boys, you know what to do!”
Suddenly you all hear a loud bang coming from the main room in the warehouse.
Almost as a unit, you spring out of your rooms…
…and gape in abject horror as the lifeless body of Dakota, the adorable Pomeranian, lies on the cold, rough concrete.
“Perhaps you Sci-Fi rejects know that we mean business now.”
*Quietly* “You won’t get away with this…”
“I think you’ll find, that, with the help of our friends, we will do that and more. Now all of you, get moving! This first day has begun!!!”
With a metallic clink, the speaker system cuts off, leaving all of you to figure out what happens next.
After a proper burial for Dakota, the hero martyr puppy, you re-congregate and start to contemplate how to end this mess, one way or another.
With 22 players alive (and an absurdly cute puppy sadly passed away), it takes 12 votes to lynch.
It is now DAY 1.
You may begin posting.
Vote Dakota
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You're...voting...for the dead puppy?
* AlphaInsidious smacks Sirenz with a rolled-up newspaper.
-Alpha
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12-11? I'm losing track
Because we all know as soon as anyone gets three or so votes he's going to pile on like 8 more for no reason and suddenlynch.
Is Cyan in this game? If so, then Vote Cyan
And actually, yeah you should vote me. I"m unlynchable, which we might as well go ahead and test now.
Vote Cyan
Only scum could be so unsympathetic when the mod's dog is brutally slain!
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22 Alive, 12 Votes to Lynch
2 ~Tilde~ : (Infinis, Foxlnbpkqgz Æenioouoa)
2 Cyan : (TheFooFish, Cyan)
1 Foxlnbpkqgz Æenioouoa : (MadManQuail)
1 Syrenz : (Passdog)
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Oh no, that just won't do.
STUNDEATHRAY CYANAnd if it was real? Well... you get points for flavor at least, especially if Cyan turns out to be an actual Whedon victim.
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Vote: Syrenz for not reading before he posted! lol
Ok, unvote
Tired of corporate corruption ruining your favorite MtG site?
Come join ours!!
We even have Mafia!!
Okay, sure, why not..
unvote, vote Cyan
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The first rule of Cursecatcher is, You do not talk about Cursecatcher.
I really doubt the standard jester flavor will ever appear on this site. There's no way a reviewer would let it pass.
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Jester's are that frowned up here, huh? Good to know.
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okay Vote Cyan
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BTW, what's a jester? I've never run across that before.
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I don't know why people feel compelled to test unlynchability, or even claim it. Seems like the whole point is that you can do crazy stuff and see who jumps on it. I suppose the opportunity is gone now.
MTGS stats (won/played)
As scum - 3/5
As town - 5/7
As neutral - none
(I really have been scum a lot)
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jerub- I don't know why Cyan felt compelled to claim that, and I'm not sure how productive it would be to ask him (best not to fish), but once he's claimed and says we might as well vote him, there's no reason to not test them, that I can think of.
22 Alive, 12 Votes to Lynch
7 Cyan : (TheFooFish, Cyan, Shibui, Foxlnbpkqgz Æenioouoa, Jordman, Syrenz, MandersHex)
1 Foxlnbpkqgz Æenioouoa : (MadManQuail)
1 Syrenz : (Passdog)
1 ~Tilde~ : (Infinis)
1 Charm_Master3125 : (Jerubbaal)
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I don't know. That is exactly how I felt about the role when I got it before, but people got mad at me. Maybe Cyan isn't giving up that much of an opportunity here. I can understand him wanting to get clear early.
-As for testing it, there is no reason not to, and it gives us one mostly confirmed townie.
FWIW, the jester role has more or less been banned from MTGS. only FastTrack games are allowed to even consider it, and even then I think they have to announce that the role is in play, or at least a variant of it.
Re: Cyan: I don't really see why he'd claim it unless he had it, so we might as well test. although I am kinda getting flashbacks to matrix mafia...:mad::mad::mad:
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On a related note, Vote Cyan.
I don't understand how him claiming this makes him townie. And if you say there hasn't been a jester for a long time then I believe you guys. If I want to go read that game on this site where is it?
If he is confirmed as unlynchable, he really can't be scum. -It would break the game if we had no reliable way of dealing with one of the scum.
Unless it was not a static ability (i.e. one-shot unlynchable), though that tells nothing about alignment anyways.
Unvote. Vote: Cyan.
12-11? I'm losing track
@Cyan: Are you certain (and if not, could you kindly ask Alpha) that placing a majority of votes on you will not end the day?
I should have thought of this, I was unlynchable in another game a while back and had to check the same thing... unvote
Which is why, if he is proved unlynchable today, we test him again tomorrow to make sure. -On that note, we should also go at least 3 or 4 votes above majority when confirming him today, just to make sure he doesn't only have an increased lynch threshold.
Except that I hate Jesters and would have just requested replacement as soon as I saw the role.
Lynching me will not end the day. This was specifically stated in my role PM.
IMO, this(revealing my unlynchability immediately upon the game starting) is the only correct way to play an unlynchable role. I'll also say that I'm only unlynchable as long as a particular character is also alive, but I don't know whom that player is. I don't see any reason to reveal this name now, however.
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Vote Cyan.
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