This used to be such a peaceful town, but then someone went and got themselves disgruntled. Now they’ve organized a mafia. That can mean only one thing: time to start lynching people one by one until all the mafia are dead. That is, unless they kill you all first.
1. DYH AKA Brett, Town Lover, died of a heart attack day 1.
2. poggydude Roja AKA Kelly, Town Prostitute, lynched day 1.
3. ZeDorkSlipeur AKA Casey, Town Gunsmith, stabbed night 1.
4. Lost_Profit johnthemaster AKA Jason, Town Census Taker, lynched day 2.
5. Arcadic AKA Aimie, Town Lover, stabbed night 2.
6. vezokpiraka AKA Steve, Mafia Roleblocker, shot night 2.
7. Ecophagy AKA Douglas, Town Bodyguard, lynched day 3.
8. zindabad AKA Keith, Mafia Ally and Cop, stabbed night 3.
9. Archmage Eternal AKA Tom, Mafia Watcher, lynched day 4.
10. Wrath_of_DoG AKA Max, Town Motivator, stabbed night 4.
11. Archonoid AKA Hardacre, Vanilla Townie, lynched day 5.
[1] I will enforce the rules strictly, because I'm evil like that.
[2] Your vote must be in bold and at the start of a line. You don't need to unvote before voting.
[3] If my vote count doesn't seem to reflect your vote, just revote.
[4] Lynching requires a simple majority. You may vote no lynch, which also requires a simple majority. You can post during twilight.
[5] Once your death scene has been posted, you're dead. Dead people don't make forum posts. If you make a post after you are dead, I will hunt you down. For the record, I actually have a text file on my computer of all the people who've broken this rule in the past. I may or may not have plans for it.
[6] While most days will not start with a deadline, I reserve the right to impose a deadline at any time. If the game reaches the deadline, I'll pretend everyone not voting doesn't exist and check again for a majority. If there is, that person gets lynched. If there isn't, there's no lynch for the day.
[7] Post at least once every 48 hours (weekends count as 24 total). If you don't, I'll hunt you down. And prod you. After that you’ll be given at most another 48 hours or so before you are either replaced or modkilled. If you're going to be without computer access for more than 48 hours, let me know ahead of time either in the thread or by PM. Remember, people: if we work together we can have a replacement free game, but that can only happen with your help.
[8] No funny stuff like invisible text, tiny text, cryptography, or acronym claims.
[9] Don't edit posts.
[10] Don't quote PMs.
[11] You may not talk outside of the thread to anyone about anything that goes on in this game. Period. Whether you're dead, or they're dead, whether they're in the game or not. The only exception is if your role specifically allows it.
[12] Have fun and be nice to the other players and me, even if we don't deserve it.
I reserve the right to modkill any player who breaks any rule [7] or higher. This applies especially to [12], but also note it’s application to [7]. I do not like making people replace into my games. I do not like spending time looking for replacements. I do not like slowing down the game while we go through this whole song and dance of looking for a replacement. Modkills circumvent all these things.
For your consideration, here are some sample PMs. Some, all, or none of these may actually be someone's role.
Quote from Townie PM »
Sammy, Vanilla Townie
You have no abilities besides your vote.
Win Condition: Eliminate all threats to the town.
Quote from Townie PM »
Sammy, Town Doctor
You practice medicine, and that gives you the ability to heal some wounds.
Each night you may choose someone else to protect. The first time that person would die that night, you will save their life.
Win Condition: Eliminate all threats to the town.
Quote from Townie PM »
Sammy, Town Cop
Each night you may choose a player. You will learn that player’s alignment.
Win Condition: Eliminate all threats to the town.
If you EVER have questions about the game, PM me. I love having more ways to procrastinate, and caring to your every whim is one of my favorites. If you are confused, curious, or unsure about anything ever, let me know before doing anything stupid.
The morning sun rises over a town no longer peaceful. People are trying to murder you all in your sleep, so it's time to murder them first.
With 16 alive, it's 9 to lynch.
NOTICES:
1. RisingPhoenix has not yet confirmed, but I expect him to soon. If he doesn't confirm in the next couple days, I'll find someone to replace him.
2. If you are reading along for fun, shoot me a PM with your email and I'll invite you to the spectator group (unless you'd rather hold out for replacing RP).
3. I'm heading into the wilderness of Denmark from tomorrow through Saturday. I believe I will have adequate internet, but if vote counts do not appear for the next few days, that's why. This is also why I'm starting the game now without waiting for RP to confirm.
I was originally the Eternal God of Winter, but after Ragnarok I decided to condense other godships into one to streamline everything. Now instead of preying to several gods, you only need to prey and make cash or checks made out to cash donations to me.
Ah, the fresh smell of a new game. That must mean it's time to Vote: Cya- (whispers) uhh, well that's embarrassing, what do you mean he's not here? (/whispers)
Well, OK then, let's go with another classic, Vote: Lora- (whispers) Are you serious? Jeesh.(/whispers)
YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
Oh, wait, there's ZDS, Zindabad, and WoD! Scum team nailed - we can go home now.
Vote: Guardman for my Catholic elementary school justice.
Ah, the fresh smell of a new game. That must mean it's time to Vote: Cya- (whispers) uhh, well that's embarrassing, what do you mean he's not here? (/whispers)
Well, OK then, let's go with another classic, Vote: Lora- (whispers) Are you serious? Jeesh.(/whispers)
YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
Oh, wait, there's ZDS, Zindabad, and WoD! Scum team nailed - we can go home now.
Vote: Guardman for my Catholic elementary school justice.
Scum ZDS and zin beat town WoD in LOTR II; scum WoD and zin beat town ZDS in Symbiote. When the three of us join forces, we will be unstoppable.
(I don't know why I'm repeating myself. I told you all this in the QT already.)
If this forum had Greasers, Phoenix, Commons and Semantics would be the leaders of the gang and every time they commented on something they would do a synchronized finger snap then smoke a cigarette.
Sorry to hear that. Did Cloud City blow up? unvote Vote Darth Vader.
er.... Darth didn't /in.
unvote vote Archonoid for making me want to play Arkanoid.
This seems to be a contridiction; poggy is running a gambit and trying too hard, but AE is taking this too seriously.
To expound on this further, if hes trying way to hard then wouldn't one assume hes up to something? If I took it too seriously then I would have placed a vote.
Sorry to hear that. Did Cloud City blow up? unvote Vote Darth Vader.
er.... Darth didn't /in.
unvote vote Archonoid for making me want to play Arkanoid.
Haha, no. I graduated. No longer being student makes me claim to be unemployed.
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This used to be such a peaceful town, but then someone went and got themselves disgruntled. Now they’ve organized a mafia. That can mean only one thing: time to start lynching people one by one until all the mafia are dead. That is, unless they kill you all first.
This is mafia, people. Let the games begin.
Living Players
2. Emo_Pinata
3. Guardman
4. Jobie
5.
RisingPhoenixkpacaDead Players
2.
poggydudeRoja AKA Kelly, Town Prostitute, lynched day 1.3. ZeDorkSlipeur AKA Casey, Town Gunsmith, stabbed night 1.
4.
Lost_Profitjohnthemaster AKA Jason, Town Census Taker, lynched day 2.5. Arcadic AKA Aimie, Town Lover, stabbed night 2.
6. vezokpiraka AKA Steve, Mafia Roleblocker, shot night 2.
7. Ecophagy AKA Douglas, Town Bodyguard, lynched day 3.
8. zindabad AKA Keith, Mafia Ally and Cop, stabbed night 3.
9. Archmage Eternal AKA Tom, Mafia Watcher, lynched day 4.
10. Wrath_of_DoG AKA Max, Town Motivator, stabbed night 4.
11. Archonoid AKA Hardacre, Vanilla Townie, lynched day 5.
Important Links
Day 1 - Dawn
Day 1 - Heart Attack
Day 1 - Lover Revealed
Day 1 - Lynch
Day 2 - Dawn
Day 2 - Lynch
Day 3 - Dawn
Day 3 - Lynch
Day 4 - Dawn
Day 4 - Lynch
Day 5 - Dawn
Day 5 - Lynch
Endgame
(inspired by Xylthixlm)
[1] I will enforce the rules strictly, because I'm evil like that.
[2] Your vote must be in bold and at the start of a line. You don't need to unvote before voting.
[3] If my vote count doesn't seem to reflect your vote, just revote.
[4] Lynching requires a simple majority. You may vote no lynch, which also requires a simple majority. You can post during twilight.
[5] Once your death scene has been posted, you're dead. Dead people don't make forum posts. If you make a post after you are dead, I will hunt you down. For the record, I actually have a text file on my computer of all the people who've broken this rule in the past. I may or may not have plans for it.
[6] While most days will not start with a deadline, I reserve the right to impose a deadline at any time. If the game reaches the deadline, I'll pretend everyone not voting doesn't exist and check again for a majority. If there is, that person gets lynched. If there isn't, there's no lynch for the day.
[7] Post at least once every 48 hours (weekends count as 24 total). If you don't, I'll hunt you down. And prod you. After that you’ll be given at most another 48 hours or so before you are either replaced or modkilled. If you're going to be without computer access for more than 48 hours, let me know ahead of time either in the thread or by PM. Remember, people: if we work together we can have a replacement free game, but that can only happen with your help.
[8] No funny stuff like invisible text, tiny text, cryptography, or acronym claims.
[9] Don't edit posts.
[10] Don't quote PMs.
[11] You may not talk outside of the thread to anyone about anything that goes on in this game. Period. Whether you're dead, or they're dead, whether they're in the game or not. The only exception is if your role specifically allows it.
[12] Have fun and be nice to the other players and me, even if we don't deserve it.
I reserve the right to modkill any player who breaks any rule [7] or higher. This applies especially to [12], but also note it’s application to [7]. I do not like making people replace into my games. I do not like spending time looking for replacements. I do not like slowing down the game while we go through this whole song and dance of looking for a replacement. Modkills circumvent all these things.
For your consideration, here are some sample PMs. Some, all, or none of these may actually be someone's role.
If you EVER have questions about the game, PM me. I love having more ways to procrastinate, and caring to your every whim is one of my favorites. If you are confused, curious, or unsure about anything ever, let me know before doing anything stupid.
The morning sun rises over a town no longer peaceful. People are trying to murder you all in your sleep, so it's time to murder them first.
With 16 alive, it's 9 to lynch.
NOTICES:
1. RisingPhoenix has not yet confirmed, but I expect him to soon. If he doesn't confirm in the next couple days, I'll find someone to replace him.
2. If you are reading along for fun, shoot me a PM with your email and I'll invite you to the spectator group (unless you'd rather hold out for replacing RP).
3. I'm heading into the wilderness of Denmark from tomorrow through Saturday. I believe I will have adequate internet, but if vote counts do not appear for the next few days, that's why. This is also why I'm starting the game now without waiting for RP to confirm.
Let the games begin!
I've heard good things about the apparent inspiration for this game. This should be fun.
vote DYH for having the shortest name.
vote poggydude for being poggydude.
--->DJ
Updated: 05/24/11
[The Family]
My wife was on MTV with this video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUutIZg2EpU
O Rly?
I am God. I need no protection.
I was originally the Eternal God of Winter, but after Ragnarok I decided to condense other godships into one to streamline everything. Now instead of preying to several gods, you only need to prey and make cash or checks made out to cash donations to me.
@Poggy: You are utterly worthless.
You proved that with Mary. *rimshot*
Random Mafia 2 Town MVP
'08 MTGS Fantasy Football Overall Champion
Best Non-SK Neutral Performance (Individual)
Of course. Me and Poggydude even have the same eyes.
ALSO CLEARLY I COULD BE A LOT MORE USEFUL THAN IM BEING BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO IN THE RVS
I've heard this from you before.
You better not be subtly trying to push Vez to claim early.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
HEY GUYS LET'S RUN THIS GUY UP BECAUSE HE IS GONNA ACT SCUMMY ANYWAY
vote vezok
Unlike yourself? Putting the spotlight on him before its on you?
They hate us cause they ain't us.
You're like a comfortable pair of favorite slippers.
Or herpes. I forget what metaphor I was going to use.
--->DJ
May not be applicable right now, but I'm sure it'll be validated at some point
Slurpies?
--->DJ
poggy and vezok = obv scumbuddies
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Not if I continue to be unemployed.
Random Mafia 2 Town MVP
'08 MTGS Fantasy Football Overall Champion
Best Non-SK Neutral Performance (Individual)
Ah, my old friend Pedobear I haven't seen you since Father Maxwell's dinner party last year. Good times. How have you been?
May not be applicable right now, but I'm sure it'll be validated at some point
Wait, no I'm not :/
Well, OK then, let's go with another classic, Vote: Lora- (whispers) Are you serious? Jeesh.(/whispers)
YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
Oh, wait, there's ZDS, Zindabad, and WoD! Scum team nailed - we can go home now.
Vote: Guardman for my Catholic elementary school justice.
V/LA: 3/21-3/24 & 3/27-3/29
Scum ZDS and zin beat town WoD in LOTR II; scum WoD and zin beat town ZDS in Symbiote. When the three of us join forces, we will be unstoppable.
(I don't know why I'm repeating myself. I told you all this in the QT already.)
vote: Ecophagy!
"...a talisman against all evil, so long as you obey me."
Vote: wrath of dog
WAGON HO
LYNCH ALL LURKERS AMRIGHT?
Sorry to hear that. Did Cloud City blow up?
unvote Vote Darth Vader.
er.... Darth didn't /in.
unvote vote Archonoid for making me want to play Arkanoid.
My wife was on MTV with this video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUutIZg2EpU
To expound on this further, if hes trying way to hard then wouldn't one assume hes up to something? If I took it too seriously then I would have placed a vote.
IGMEOY ZDS
Thats fine. It just seems like an easy way to get Vez to claim knowing his past.
They hate us cause they ain't us.
Haha, no. I graduated. No longer being student makes me claim to be unemployed.
Random Mafia 2 Town MVP
'08 MTGS Fantasy Football Overall Champion
Best Non-SK Neutral Performance (Individual)
Not telling you right now. Maybe later.
vote ZDS
Thinking that he might be scum this game makes feel scared.
Thanks to DNC at Heroes of the plane studios for this awesome sig and SGT_Chubbz for the awesome avy.
Check out the Shop Thread
I think this might be a new low.