Just one. Play Tinker, sacrificing the lightbulb to put a Mindslaver into play. Take your opponent's next turn, and have them combo out with High Tide, targeting themselves with a 75-point Stroke of Genius FTW!
Just one. Play Tinker, sacrificing the lightbulb to put a Mindslaver into play. Take your opponent's next turn, and have them combo out with High Tide, targeting themselves with a 75-point Stroke of Genius FTW!
OMG! How did you possibly know that joke?!
Edit: Will it be a cool hat?
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Dude, I WROTE that joke. :xd: Hell, I wrote it after DOING JUST THAT. How a lightbulb was in play is a complicated tale though, involving Ashnod's Coupon and some late-night foolishness.
Dude, I WROTE that joke. :xd: Hell, I wrote it after DOING JUST THAT. How a lightbulb was in play is a complicated tale though, involving Ashnod's Coupon and some late-night foolishness.
I have no idea if this joke sequence is actually worthy of being sig-quoted... I really think it has that potential, but I don't want to let Bardu down...
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You guys lost me on the hat business. But yes, I believe that Tinker joke is sig worthy.
And that would be why I posted it here...
I'll now begin work trying to condense the Tinker Joke (as it shall forever be known) into a size worthy of my sig.
Edit: And I would like to make it known that if that wasn't so awesome, I intended to go with something along the lines of "The 'bulb was probably already bahroken if it were being tinkered for." --You see? Utter ********.
Yes a lot of the art is pretty sweet in Tenth. However, I don't think the Dryad is too powerful in standard any time soon, but I've been wrong before...
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I think Quirion Dryad could be very good in a carefully Constructed (pun int.) deck that runs Pacts, but that deck could also just suck. I can't think of any other ways to play free spells in Standard...but there might other possiblities.
I'm sure it'll be excellent in Gruul.
I like aggro. Just some cards... ew. 'Goyf is a *****.
Beige? What in the nine hells am I going to do with a beige hat? No, that's fine. I'm good with keeping my good-ol' Harley Hat. You may graciously keep yours.
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Well, I could, but I'm not sure it would be worth it: Your sending it, my fixing it (or breaking it, in terms of Magic... I like how things are backwards XD), and then it still being pretty unworn due to my lack of taking off my Harley Hat.
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Well... just think about it, it gives you a blank slate upon which to expiriment with wild new hat designs, and hey, when your Harley Hat dies (which it will, eventually), you can use this one as your new, cool, hip hat.
Well... just think about it, it gives you a blank slate upon which to expiriment with wild new hat designs, and hey, when your Harley Hat dies (which it will, eventually), you can use this one as your new, cool, hip hat.
New, cool, hip hat. <--Genius.
But yeah, I usually just continue wearing the dead thing until a cooler hat comes along (paradoxically, I would eventually run out of options, but it has yet to happen in my very many hats...)...
But hey, if you want to just give me a hat, I'd be fine with it, I guess.
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Just a few extra cards, you know, nothing major, maybe that Rule of Law, and a few other uncommons (it is an actual hat you know), and that hat'll be all yours.
Ah, you treacherous fiend! I see what you do; it begins with my arguing against said hat, but you give me reasons and grind it into my head as to why I should enjoy having this hat, and in turn, make me kind of anticipate it. Then you get back to the now you owe me things. And I die a little inside.
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Bah. It's not like it's completely free. Besides, you can spare 2-3 uncommons for a BRAND NEW HAT!! Seriously, this is FAR cheaper than a hat in a store ever would be.
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BD: Yeah, I suppose the hat is probably worth a few commons, but hey, when do I have commons just lying around? Apparently frequently. I'll think about it.
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OMG! How did you possibly know that joke?!
Edit: Will it be a cool hat?
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
I have no idea if this joke sequence is actually worthy of being sig-quoted... I really think it has that potential, but I don't want to let Bardu down...
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
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About the tinker joke, I liked it, and it was totally unscripted and all outta my brain, which makes it made of awesome.
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
And that would be why I posted it here...
I'll now begin work trying to condense the Tinker Joke (as it shall forever be known) into a size worthy of my sig.
Edit: And I would like to make it known that if that wasn't so awesome, I intended to go with something along the lines of "The 'bulb was probably already bahroken if it were being tinkered for." --You see? Utter ********.
And the hat: exactly... how decently cool?
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
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Sometimes. I have to know if it's a hat worthy of wear-ery, yaknow?
Edit: AI's here, let the good times roll!
Anyway, just saying that the new art from Xth is sweet, especially Quiron Dryad (why why why why why reprint that???)
So, I guess I'm out again.
I'm sure it'll be excellent in Gruul.
As for the hat, it'll be a plain hat, no logos, but unworn, fresh. It'll be beige I think.
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Beige? What in the nine hells am I going to do with a beige hat? No, that's fine. I'm good with keeping my good-ol' Harley Hat. You may graciously keep yours.
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
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New, cool, hip hat. <--Genius.
But yeah, I usually just continue wearing the dead thing until a cooler hat comes along (paradoxically, I would eventually run out of options, but it has yet to happen in my very many hats...)...
But hey, if you want to just give me a hat, I'd be fine with it, I guess.
Radha, Heir to Keld, Vorel of the Hull Clade, Kemba, Kha Regent, Vela the Night-Clad, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Barrin, Master Wizard, Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer, Patron of the Orochi, Oloro, Ageless Ascetic, Thraximundar, Roon of the Hidden Realm, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher, Marath, Will of the Wild, Teneb, the Harvester
If you did this, tell me and I'll credit you!
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Ravus TS constructed well check out Wizards.com/magic they just had a PT with that id look into it if i were you for a least meta game.
Bardu: Music well thats metal all the way. followed by Hard Rock.
Counter Burn help: Thnx ill take that into consideration and i did need some kind of creature.
BD: For the Jhiora deck it was an idea with haze but i think the lotus is a must. so lets see if i have the deck right at this time.
22 something
Creatures
4 Jhiora
3 Deep Sea Kracken
3 Aeon Cronichler
2 Greater Gargadon
4 Lotus Bloom
4 Remand
4 Electrolyze
14 other cards
just my take on the deck thous far.
well i got D&D to play and well Time to Manipulate. ill talk to you all later
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Time Manipulation Device Mark Three: Hour Glass Reversal
Idea was found looking into the past useing the time turner to go to egypt. After study have made improvments to device and are ready for testing. Waiting for Slaker to come back to throw him through it. I hope he turns out better then the elf i captured.
Decks
UR Delver
UB Dredge
WB Tokens
UR Moderns Storm
BD: Yeah, I suppose the hat is probably worth a few commons, but hey, when do I have commons just lying around? Apparently frequently. I'll think about it.