Failing that, a big box store like Target or Walmart may have one, maybe.
Alternately, if you happen to be Daniel Boone you could kill and skin a beaver, and make that into a mustache.
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Sing lustily and with good courage.
Be aware of singing as if you were half dead,
or half asleep:
but lift your voice with strength.
Be no more afraid of your voice now,
nor more ashamed of its being heard,
than when you sang the songs of Satan.
Thank you all for the quick replies. I checked to see if the local Spirit of Halloween is open for business yet. Unfortunately, their website isn't much use, citing only mid-August as a vague opening date, and I can't call/visit until the morning. I am mostly looking for a back-up plan at the moment.
I have heard vague rumors of a moustache-dispensing vending machine in a distant laundromat, across the street from a tattoo parlor. However, this information is shaky, and time is of the essence.
Do you need a realistic looking one to hide your identity that looks realistic to fairly close up observation, or do you just a relatively obvious fake for comedic effect or for a stage show type deal?
I have heard vague rumors of a moustache-dispensing vending machine in a distant laundromat, across the street from a tattoo parlor. However, this information is shaky, and time is of the essence.
Do you have iParty or Party City where you live? They usually have fake moustaches.
Bingo! A Party City just moved in very recently. I didn't even think of that place, but when I called, they had them! Thanks!
Of course, something so odd could only be about a girl.
You see, I have this friend that I wanted to spend time with tonight, but she wanted to go a different store for FNM. Apparently, they were having a fake moustache night, and she really likes fake moustaches. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to go to the other store on this particular night and she knew that.
To be honest, I felt somewhat hurt when it seemed like she was placing something so trivial above me and our friendship. Knowing this, she decided to come to our regular shop instead of enjoying the moustache night. Of course, I then felt bad for holding her back from something she enjoys.
So when she came to the shop tonight, I was ready. I handed her a fake moustache and told her that I didn't want her to have to give up anything for being my friend.
She smiled, but also asked a little apprehensively, "So I am just supposed to play Magic in a moustache tonight?"
That's when I pulled out the bag and told her I brought enough for everyone. She positively lit up.
Everyone had fun being silly, and I honestly think she enjoyed it more than anyone. It turned out to be a simply wonderful night.
Of course, something so odd could only be about a girl.
You see, I have this friend that I wanted to spend time with tonight, but she wanted to go a different store for FNM. Apparently, they were having a fake moustache night, and she really likes fake moustaches. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to go to the other store on this particular night and she knew that.
To be honest, I felt somewhat hurt when it seemed like she was placing something so trivial above me and our friendship. Knowing this, she decided to come to our regular shop instead of enjoying the moustache night. Of course, I then felt bad for holding her back from something she enjoys.
So when she came to the shop tonight, I was ready. I handed her a fake moustache and told her that I didn't want her to have to give up anything for being my friend.
She smiled, but also asked a little apprehensively, "So I am just supposed to play Magic in a moustache tonight?"
That's when I pulled out the bag and told her I brought enough for everyone. She positively lit up.
Everyone had fun being silly, and I honestly think she enjoyed it more than anyone. It turned out to be a simply wonderful night.
Thanks, guys.
That is epic. Props to you and props to this LGS for thinking outside the box.
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Out of the blackness and stench of the engulfing swamp emerged a shimmering figure. Only the splattered armor and ichor-stained sword hinted at the unfathomable evil the knight had just laid waste.
Bingo! A Party City just moved in very recently. I didn't even think of that place, but when I called, they had them! Thanks!
Of course, something so odd could only be about a girl.
You see, I have this friend that I wanted to spend time with tonight, but she wanted to go a different store for FNM. Apparently, they were having a fake moustache night, and she really likes fake moustaches. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to go to the other store on this particular night and she knew that.
To be honest, I felt somewhat hurt when it seemed like she was placing something so trivial above me and our friendship. Knowing this, she decided to come to our regular shop instead of enjoying the moustache night. Of course, I then felt bad for holding her back from something she enjoys.
So when she came to the shop tonight, I was ready. I handed her a fake moustache and told her that I didn't want her to have to give up anything for being my friend.
She smiled, but also asked a little apprehensively, "So I am just supposed to play Magic in a moustache tonight?"
That's when I pulled out the bag and told her I brought enough for everyone. She positively lit up.
Everyone had fun being silly, and I honestly think she enjoyed it more than anyone. It turned out to be a simply wonderful night.
Bingo! A Party City just moved in very recently. I didn't even think of that place, but when I called, they had them! Thanks!
Of course, something so odd could only be about a girl.
You see, I have this friend that I wanted to spend time with tonight, but she wanted to go a different store for FNM. Apparently, they were having a fake moustache night, and she really likes fake moustaches. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to go to the other store on this particular night and she knew that.
To be honest, I felt somewhat hurt when it seemed like she was placing something so trivial above me and our friendship. Knowing this, she decided to come to our regular shop instead of enjoying the moustache night. Of course, I then felt bad for holding her back from something she enjoys.
So when she came to the shop tonight, I was ready. I handed her a fake moustache and told her that I didn't want her to have to give up anything for being my friend.
She smiled, but also asked a little apprehensively, "So I am just supposed to play Magic in a moustache tonight?"
That's when I pulled out the bag and told her I brought enough for everyone. She positively lit up.
Everyone had fun being silly, and I honestly think she enjoyed it more than anyone. It turned out to be a simply wonderful night.
Thanks, guys.
So whens the wedding?
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EDIT: Details on how this turned out are in post #8.
Failing that, some comic book stores.
Failing that, a big box store like Target or Walmart may have one, maybe.
Alternately, if you happen to be Daniel Boone you could kill and skin a beaver, and make that into a mustache.
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Be aware of singing as if you were half dead,
or half asleep:
but lift your voice with strength.
Be no more afraid of your voice now,
nor more ashamed of its being heard,
than when you sang the songs of Satan.
Costume stores almost always have them.
Because we care about facts.
I'm going to reiterate: Costume store. But sometimes reject stores, dollar stores, novelty stores have them too.
I have heard vague rumors of a moustache-dispensing vending machine in a distant laundromat, across the street from a tattoo parlor. However, this information is shaky, and time is of the essence.
Do you need a realistic looking one to hide your identity that looks realistic to fairly close up observation, or do you just a relatively obvious fake for comedic effect or for a stage show type deal?
Or is this part of a fake mustache wedding party?
http://offbeatbride.com/2008/10/wedding-mustaches
Here's how To make your own:
http://www.marthastewart.com/265827/mustache-on-a-stick
Just skip the stick and glue it on your face with "spirit gum". Don't use crazy glue or any stupid permanent adhesive.
Bingo! A Party City just moved in very recently. I didn't even think of that place, but when I called, they had them! Thanks!
You see, I have this friend that I wanted to spend time with tonight, but she wanted to go a different store for FNM. Apparently, they were having a fake moustache night, and she really likes fake moustaches. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to go to the other store on this particular night and she knew that.
To be honest, I felt somewhat hurt when it seemed like she was placing something so trivial above me and our friendship. Knowing this, she decided to come to our regular shop instead of enjoying the moustache night. Of course, I then felt bad for holding her back from something she enjoys.
So when she came to the shop tonight, I was ready. I handed her a fake moustache and told her that I didn't want her to have to give up anything for being my friend.
She smiled, but also asked a little apprehensively, "So I am just supposed to play Magic in a moustache tonight?"
That's when I pulled out the bag and told her I brought enough for everyone. She positively lit up.
Everyone had fun being silly, and I honestly think she enjoyed it more than anyone. It turned out to be a simply wonderful night.
Thanks, guys.
That is epic. Props to you and props to this LGS for thinking outside the box.
This must be a King Pun thread in Magic General!
Oh, I see. It isn't.... hmmm...
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost.php?p=4557651&postcount=1
TheWarden's Creative Commons Music Pick Project (Retired):
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=336498
Faith in humanity restored!
So whens the wedding?