What the Heck? 2WRB
Instant
Destroy 3 permanents at random. Then do damage equal to their total converted mana costs, distribuited at random among all creatures and players.
Ice Rain 2UU
Sorcery
Return up to 2 target lands to their owner's hands.
Flood 3UU
Enchantment
Creatures without Islandwalk or Islandhome can't attack unless their controller discards a card.
What the Heck?: Too hard to manage all the randomness without some sort of computer (MTGO promo?). This seems to me like it should be mono-red, and cheaper.
Ice Rain: I think this could cost 3U.
Flood: Blech, on so many counts. Nitpil's right, neither keyword is common anyway, this is overcosted, this is horribly narrow, and DU's right. Blech.
Instant
Destroy 3 permanents at random. Then do damage equal to their total converted mana costs, distribuited at random among all creatures and players.
Ice Rain 2UU
Sorcery
Return up to 2 target lands to their owner's hands.
Flood 3UU
Enchantment
Creatures without Islandwalk or Islandhome can't attack unless their controller discards a card.
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Ice Rain: I think this could cost 3U.
Flood: Blech, on so many counts. Nitpil's right, neither keyword is common anyway, this is overcosted, this is horribly narrow, and DU's right. Blech.