Borck, the Freewheeler - :2mana::symr::symr:
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
:symr:, sacrifice a permanent: Borck, the Freewheeler deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
3/2 "Victory is easy, Success is difficult."
Oh, and for flavor text: It shines in the night as if it were a beacon for lost souls.
Shield of the Forgotten
Artifact-Equipment
Equipped creature gains the ability, "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature from a graveyard to play."
Equip-:2mana: It shines in the night as if it were a beacon for lost souls.
It may not be worded right, but whatever.
Next flavor text:
"Whatever it is, it doesn't come bearing gifts. That's for sure."
Frenetic Destroyer :3mana::symr::symb:
Creature - Demon
Haste, fear, flying
Whenever this deals combat damage to a player, that player loses 5 life.
0/1
"Whatever it is, it doesn't come bearing gifts. That's for sure."
Edit: Mine:
"The pain in my chest does not excuse the the blood on my hands."
You may attribute it to a character of your choice.
Noble Knight WW
Creature - Knight
First Strike, Protection from black and red
~ does not untap during your untap phase if it dealt lethal damage to one or more creatures during your last turn. "The pain in my chest does not excuse the the blood on my hands."
2/2
Staff of Drawoc -
Artifact -- Equipment
Equipped creature is a 0/1 Chicken with no abilities.
:1mana:: Attach Staff of Drawoc to target creature.
Equip "That's useless!" - Barbarian Chieftain, before chicken form.
Next flavor text: "Doesn't surprise me. Goblins were never good at arithmetic." - Captain Sisay
Goblin Mathematician :2mana::symr:
Creature - Goblin Wizard
:symr:, :symtap:, roll a six-sided die: Deal damage to target creature or player equal to the rolled number.
1/1 "Doesn't surprise me. Goblins were never good at arithmetic." - Captain Sisay
Derklot, Abomination of the Night - :1mana::symr::symr::symg::symg:
Legendary Creature - Elf Goblin Ninja
Ninjitsu :symr::symg:
All elves have Mountainwalk.
All goblins have Forestwalk.
Whenever Derklot, Abomination of the Night deals combat damage to a player, destroy all non-elf, non-goblin creatures. Are you sure he's with us? 2/2
Lost Explorer 2G
Creature - Explorer
At the beginning of your upkeep, return a land you control to your hand.
T: Tap target land and add any mana that could be produced by that land to your mana pool. This effect takes effect immediately. (If this ability is not on the top of the stack, it rises to the top of the stack.) "But.... i bet i've already seen that tree...." - Lost Explorer
for the artwork, imagine a confused looking, elderly traveler in a forest
next: "I assure you, this isn't the least bit dangerous!" - Able Shadowbrook, last words
That person posts a card based around that flavor text, with that flavor text, and new flavor text.
Later, rinse, repeat.
Generic Card WW
Instant
Destroy target enchantment and gain X life, where X is the enchantment's CMC.
Insert Flavor Text Here!
Next - "Victory is easy, Success is difficult"
Legendary Creature - Human Rogue
:symr:, sacrifice a permanent: Borck, the Freewheeler deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
3/2
"Victory is easy, Success is difficult."
Oh, and for flavor text:
It shines in the night as if it were a beacon for lost souls.
Artifact-Equipment
Equipped creature gains the ability, "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature from a graveyard to play."
Equip-:2mana:
It shines in the night as if it were a beacon for lost souls.
It may not be worded right, but whatever.
Next flavor text:
"Whatever it is, it doesn't come bearing gifts. That's for sure."
Creature - Demon
Haste, fear, flying
Whenever this deals combat damage to a player, that player loses 5 life.
0/1
"Whatever it is, it doesn't come bearing gifts. That's for sure."
Edit: Mine:
"The pain in my chest does not excuse the the blood on my hands."
You may attribute it to a character of your choice.
Creature - Knight
First Strike, Protection from black and red
~ does not untap during your untap phase if it dealt lethal damage to one or more creatures during your last turn.
"The pain in my chest does not excuse the the blood on my hands."
2/2
Next - "Ogg want touch!" - Famous last words
Artifact -- Equipment
Equipped creature is a 0/1 Chicken with no abilities.
:1mana:: Attach Staff of Drawoc to target creature.
Equip
"That's useless!" - Barbarian Chieftain, before chicken form.
Next flavor text:
"Doesn't surprise me. Goblins were never good at arithmetic." - Captain Sisay
Creature - Goblin Wizard
:symr:, :symtap:, roll a six-sided die: Deal damage to target creature or player equal to the rolled number.
1/1
"Doesn't surprise me. Goblins were never good at arithmetic." - Captain Sisay
Next: tyger, tyger, burning bright
Creature-Goblin Mage
Sacrifice Inept Goblinmage: Destroy 2 target creatures or lands. Inept Goblinmage deals 5 damage to you.
"Whats the worst that could happen?"
2/3
Next: Are you sure he's with us?
Legendary Creature - Elf Goblin Ninja
Ninjitsu :symr::symg:
All elves have Mountainwalk.
All goblins have Forestwalk.
Whenever Derklot, Abomination of the Night deals combat damage to a player, destroy all non-elf, non-goblin creatures.
Are you sure he's with us?
2/2
"I wish we had a real cook." - dinner
"Are you ok?"
"Does it look like I'm ok? I just fell down a well!!!"
Creature - Explorer
At the beginning of your upkeep, return a land you control to your hand.
T: Tap target land and add any mana that could be produced by that land to your mana pool. This effect takes effect immediately. (If this ability is not on the top of the stack, it rises to the top of the stack.)
"But.... i bet i've already seen that tree...." - Lost Explorer
for the artwork, imagine a confused looking, elderly traveler in a forest
next: "I assure you, this isn't the least bit dangerous!" - Able Shadowbrook, last words
GWU Rafiq of the Many GWU (50% complete)
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