Wall of Styx 2BB
Creature - Demon Wall
Defender
Whenever ~ deals damage to a creature, destroy that creature.
1/4 Joe foolishly proceeded, thinking the 'Wall of Sticks' would be destroyed easily.
Hell's Chimps :3mana::symb::symb:
Creature - Anarchist Demon Monkey
Fear
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy a white permanent that player controls. If you don't, sacrifice Hell's Chimps. There's nothing more terrifying than bored, unholy primates.
5/5
Overlord of the Farm Animals
3GG
Legendary Creature- Cow Ass
Trample
<tap>: Give target Cow +2/+2
Sacrifice an Ass: <name> gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
1/1
next- Demon Cleric
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Voice of the Damned 3BB
Creature-Demon Cleric
Sacrifice Voice of the Damned: Search your library for up to 3 demons and put them into play. Than sacrifice all permanents you control.
5/1
Holder of Perfect Faith- 1WU
Creature- Jellyfish Cleric
Whenever Holder of Perfect Faith blocks a creature, tap that creature. It does not untap during it's controllers next two untap phases. They were the perfect followers, never questioning and always ready to shock the infidels.
0/1
Ninjas of the Sacred Order 5WB
Creature- Mercenary Ninja Wall
Ninjitsu 2WB (Return a blocking creature you control to it's owners hand: Put ~ into play blocking the creature returned creature was blocking)
Whenever ~ is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target player.
0/12
Ogoryo, Destroyer of Things 2WBB
Legendary Creature- Samurai Demon Spirit
Ogoryo comes into play with 2 +1/+1 counters on it.
Ogoryo has Bushido X, where X is 5 minus the amount of +1/+1 counters on Ogoryo.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Ororyo, T: Destroy target permanent.
2/1
Turtle Master of Marcadia :2mana::symw::symu::symg:
Creature-Townsfolk Mutant Ninja Turtle
When a Townsfolk, including Turtle Master of Marcadia, comes into play, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Islandwalk,Ninjutsu :symu::symu:
When Turtle Master of Marcadia deals combat damage to a player, each player draws a card.
2/1
Next: Human Wizard Horror Gorgon Beast Ambush-Party Ooze Flying-Men Ball-Lightning Ape Frog
....do that..and you're beyond all Mastery of Creation...
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Creature - Human Wizard Horror Gorgon Beast Ambush-Party Ooze Flying-Men Ball-Lightning Ape Frog
6/3 flying, haste, first strike, trample, protection from all colors
~ can be played any time you can play an instant.
During your upkeep, pay :symb::symr::symg::symw::symu: or target opponent gains control of ~.
At end of turn, sacrifice a creature and put a +X/+X counter on ~ where X is the sacrificed creature's toughness.
When ~ deals combat damage to a player, you gain that much life and your opponent discards that many cards.
Next: Gnome Spike Mutant
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Ali on Crack??? 2UR
Legendary Creature - Beeble Ali-from-Cairo
As long as someone in the room is smoking weed are producing any kind of detrimental smoke, ~ gets +3/-3 and is indestructible. Oh and some other obligatory Beeble ability should have gone above the flavor text.
4/4
next: Legendary Creature - Mongoose
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Dim, Mongoose King 4G
Legendary Creature - Mongoose Lord
All Mongooses get +2/+1 and "This creature cannot be the target of spells or effects opponent's control."
Creatures cannot regenerate.
2/3
Next: Hound Samurai Druid
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Muffin, Blade of Honor :2mana::symw::symg:
[picture of anthropomorphic katana-wielding poodle]
Creature - Hound Samurai Druid
Bushido 2
When ~ deals combat damage to a player, untap a number of lands equal to the amount of damage dealt.
2/3
Dr. B.M. WW
Creature - Fox Ooze
Whenever you play a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Dr. B.M. When there are 3 or or more +1/+1 counter on ~, sacrifice it.
2/2
The Great Man-Hippo With Wings 5WUG
Legendary Creature - Human Pheldagriff
Whenever another play reads this card, destroy all other creatures in play.
Flying
:symg:: Put a 0/1 Useless Worm Baby creature token into play under your opponents control.
~ gets +1/+1 for each Useless Worm Baby your opponent controls. That's right, Pheldagriffs don't give birth to other Pheldagriffs, no that's what happens when a hippo becomes a surrogate mother to the mightiest of all birds, the loon. Man... is loons were extinct, we would NOT have this problem... ya know, no one likes Pheldagriffs, and how do they fly, little wings shouldn't be able to support 400 pounds. God I hate you hippo mutants...
5/5
oh and next: Monkey Turtle
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Stealthy Steel 4
Creature - Pentavite Ninja Cleric
Ninjutsu 2 or 1W
Whenever <this> deals combat damage, if you have paid the 2W ninjutsu cost, gain that much life.
2/2
Tongue-Waggling Akki -- [manacost]1R[/manacost]
Creature - Goblin Island-Fish
Whenever <THIS> deals combat damage to a player, it deals two damage to each Island that player controls.
1/1
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Next: A Shadow Wall.
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Instant
Target spell or permanent's tone becomes playful.
Tolarian Beast (3)(U)
Creature-Beeble Beast
Tolarian Beast is unblockable as long as defending player controls an artifact creature.
As long as there are seven or more cards in your hand, Tolarian Beast gets +2/+2 and has flying.
1/1
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Mutant Shinobi Apprentice :3mana::symu::symg:
Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle
Ninjutsu :1mana::symu::symg:
All creatures able to block ~ do so. "Once they know, they all want a piece of you" — Explaination for unsynergistic abilities.
3/3
Senna, the Internal Struggle - :4mana::symg::symg:
Legendary Artifact Creature -- Golem Treefolk (Senna, the Internal Struggle is green.)
Trample
When Senna comes into play, destroy target artifact.
When Senna is put into a graveyard from play, destroy target green creature.
6/4
Hutaka, the Multitalented Sokenzan 3UBR
Creature - Ogre Samurai Pirate Ninja Rogue
Ninjutsu 2UB, 2UR or 2BR
Bushido 2
Whenever Hutaka deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you draw a card.
4/2
NEXT - Human Wurm
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Creature - Demon Wall
Defender
Whenever ~ deals damage to a creature, destroy that creature.
1/4
Joe foolishly proceeded, thinking the 'Wall of Sticks' would be destroyed easily.
Next - Fear Mage
Creature- Fear Mage
Tap: Draw a card and lose 3 life.
Tap: All players lose 3 life.
2/1
Next: Anarchist Demon Monkey
Creature - Anarchist Demon Monkey
Fear
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy a white permanent that player controls. If you don't, sacrifice Hell's Chimps.
There's nothing more terrifying than bored, unholy primates.
5/5
Next: Cow Ass
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CHAMPION of Survivor MTG News vs. MTG Salvation!
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3GG
Legendary Creature- Cow Ass
Trample
<tap>: Give target Cow +2/+2
Sacrifice an Ass: <name> gets +4/+4 until end of turn.
1/1
next- Demon Cleric
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Creature-Demon Cleric
Sacrifice Voice of the Damned: Search your library for up to 3 demons and put them into play. Than sacrifice all permanents you control.
5/1
Next: Monkey Snake
Creature-Monkey Snake
All Monkey Snakes in play get +2/+2.
1/1
Next: Jellyfish Cleric
Creature- Jellyfish Cleric
Whenever Holder of Perfect Faith blocks a creature, tap that creature. It does not untap during it's controllers next two untap phases.
They were the perfect followers, never questioning and always ready to shock the infidels.
0/1
Next-
Creature- Mercenary Ninja Wall
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Eizen - Collected
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Tanya
Creature- Mercenary Ninja Wall
Ninjitsu 2WB (Return a blocking creature you control to it's owners hand: Put ~ into play blocking the creature returned creature was blocking)
Whenever ~ is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target player.
0/12
Next: Samurai Demon Spirit
Legendary Creature- Samurai Demon Spirit
Ogoryo comes into play with 2 +1/+1 counters on it.
Ogoryo has Bushido X, where X is 5 minus the amount of +1/+1 counters on Ogoryo.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Ororyo, T: Destroy target permanent.
2/1
Next: Townsfolk Mutant Ninja Turtle
Creature-Townsfolk Mutant Ninja Turtle
When a Townsfolk, including Turtle Master of Marcadia, comes into play, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Islandwalk,Ninjutsu :symu::symu:
When Turtle Master of Marcadia deals combat damage to a player, each player draws a card.
2/1
Next: Human Wizard Horror Gorgon Beast Ambush-Party Ooze Flying-Men Ball-Lightning Ape Frog
....do that..and you're beyond all Mastery of Creation...
:1mana::symb::symr::symg::symw::symu:
Creature - Human Wizard Horror Gorgon Beast Ambush-Party Ooze Flying-Men Ball-Lightning Ape Frog
6/3 flying, haste, first strike, trample, protection from all colors
~ can be played any time you can play an instant.
During your upkeep, pay :symb::symr::symg::symw::symu: or target opponent gains control of ~.
At end of turn, sacrifice a creature and put a +X/+X counter on ~ where X is the sacrificed creature's toughness.
When ~ deals combat damage to a player, you gain that much life and your opponent discards that many cards.
Next: Gnome Spike Mutant
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Gnome Spike Mutant
Ted comes into play with 5 +3/+1 counters.
Remove a +3/+1 counter: Add 5 mana to your mana pool.
0/10
next: Mutant Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Legendary Creature - Beeble Ali-from-Cairo
As long as someone in the room is smoking weed are producing any kind of detrimental smoke, ~ gets +3/-3 and is indestructible.
Oh and some other obligatory Beeble ability should have gone above the flavor text.
4/4
next: Legendary Creature - Mongoose
Dim, Mongoose King 4G
Legendary Creature - Mongoose Lord
All Mongooses get +2/+1 and "This creature cannot be the target of spells or effects opponent's control."
Creatures cannot regenerate.
2/3
Next: Hound Samurai Druid
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
[picture of anthropomorphic katana-wielding poodle]
Creature - Hound Samurai Druid
Bushido 2
When ~ deals combat damage to a player, untap a number of lands equal to the amount of damage dealt.
2/3
Next: Fox Ooze
Always trading for more Kezzerdrixes...drixen...drixii...for more!
"Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong. I'm mad but not ill." - . _Werewolf Bridge_, Robert Anton Wilson
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WINNER of DC5 #1!
WINNER of Sept. '06 DCC!
Owner of Stax's Soul!
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Creature - Fox Ooze
Whenever you play a creature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Dr. B.M. When there are 3 or or more +1/+1 counter on ~, sacrifice it.
2/2
Next : Human Pheldagriff
Legendary Creature - Human Pheldagriff
Whenever another play reads this card, destroy all other creatures in play.
Flying
:symg:: Put a 0/1 Useless Worm Baby creature token into play under your opponents control.
~ gets +1/+1 for each Useless Worm Baby your opponent controls.
That's right, Pheldagriffs don't give birth to other Pheldagriffs, no that's what happens when a hippo becomes a surrogate mother to the mightiest of all birds, the loon. Man... is loons were extinct, we would NOT have this problem... ya know, no one likes Pheldagriffs, and how do they fly, little wings shouldn't be able to support 400 pounds. God I hate you hippo mutants...
5/5
oh and next: Monkey Turtle
Creature - Pentavite Ninja Cleric
Ninjutsu 2 or 1W
Whenever <this> deals combat damage, if you have paid the 2W ninjutsu cost, gain that much life.
2/2
Next - Goblin Island-fish
Creature - Goblin Island-Fish
Whenever <THIS> deals combat damage to a player, it deals two damage to each Island that player controls.
1/1
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Next: A Shadow Wall.
Instant
Target spell or permanent's tone becomes playful.
Creawture - Hells Caretaker Angel
:symtap::Return Target Creature from your Graveyard to play.
Flying, Fear
2/2
Next] Beeble Beast
Creature-Beeble Beast
Tolarian Beast is unblockable as long as defending player controls an artifact creature.
As long as there are seven or more cards in your hand, Tolarian Beast gets +2/+2 and has flying.
1/1
Next: Mutant Ninja Turtle
To this treasury filled with things of fame
Enter here and steal just one,
And Cursed will be all of your name!
Creature - Mutant Ninja Turtle
Ninjutsu :1mana::symu::symg:
All creatures able to block ~ do so.
"Once they know, they all want a piece of you" — Explaination for unsynergistic abilities.
3/3
Next: Merfolk Moonfolk Treefolk
Legendary Artifact Creature -- Golem Treefolk
(Senna, the Internal Struggle is green.)
Trample
When Senna comes into play, destroy target artifact.
When Senna is put into a graveyard from play, destroy target green creature.
6/4
Next: Ogre Samurai Pirate Ninja Rogue
Creature - Ogre Samurai Pirate Ninja Rogue
Ninjutsu 2UB, 2UR or 2BR
Bushido 2
Whenever Hutaka deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you draw a card.
4/2
NEXT - Human Wurm
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