Full Metal Jacket3
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and "Whenever the equipped creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy Full Metal Jacket."
Equip 2 The function of it is to save your life, a task it easily does.
:5mana::symtap:: Put a 2/2 Black and Red Dark Angel creature token into play with flying with the ability: “Sacrifice a creature: Dark Angel gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Flavor text: “Angels are bright still, though the brightest fell.” - William Shakespeare
Catch Me If You CanU
Instant
Target creature is unblockable until end of turn.
If that creature takes damage this turn, exile it.
Next: The Color Purple
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"Here only miracles. Here, only the rising of spirit. And yes, love if it was pertinent (which it was so often); and sometimes bloodletting. But never the prosaic, never the trivial. Here the man who brought the strangest tale was the most welcome. Here every excess was celebrated if it brought visions, and every vision analyzed for the hints it held to the nature of the Everlasting." - Clive Barker's Imajica
Forbidden Kingdom Legendary Land
As Forbidden Kingdom enters the battlefield, target opponent names a land card other than Forbidden Kingdom.
The named card can't be played.
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool.
:symtap:: Search your library for a Creature card with power and toughness equal to 1 and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
@CrazyMatt You're supposed to follow along with a card based on the movie title in the previous post's Next: yaddayadda.....
So I reckon we'll just consider this a random bonus card thrown in for good measure... carry on
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"Here only miracles. Here, only the rising of spirit. And yes, love if it was pertinent (which it was so often); and sometimes bloodletting. But never the prosaic, never the trivial. Here the man who brought the strangest tale was the most welcome. Here every excess was celebrated if it brought visions, and every vision analyzed for the hints it held to the nature of the Everlasting." - Clive Barker's Imajica
@CrazyMatt You're supposed to follow along with a card based on the movie title in the previous post's Next: yaddayadda.....
So I reckon we'll just consider this a random bonus card thrown in for good measure... carry on
Didn't check the rules well, anyway to make up for my mistake here's the card
Fist of the North Star :2mana::symr::symg: Sorcery
Choose target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to the other. That player may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Jumanji
Legendary Land
Jumanji enters the battlefield tapped. T: Add G to your mana pool. 1GG,T: Reveal the top three cards of your library. Put one green creature card revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
(Above is Jumanji's rules text. Seemingly innocuous, this card is actually cursed and causes all other cards played in this game to manifest in the real world until the game is won by one or more players.)
Next: Starman
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Starman2U
Creature - Shapeshifter
You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of target creature in an opponent's graveyard. "You're not from around here, are you?"
0/0
Next: The Lawnmower Man
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"Here only miracles. Here, only the rising of spirit. And yes, love if it was pertinent (which it was so often); and sometimes bloodletting. But never the prosaic, never the trivial. Here the man who brought the strangest tale was the most welcome. Here every excess was celebrated if it brought visions, and every vision analyzed for the hints it held to the nature of the Everlasting." - Clive Barker's Imajica
Lawnmower Man2U
Creature - Human Spellshaper UU, T, Discard a card: Tap target creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by that creature this turn. It doesn't untap during its controller's next two untap steps.
1/1
Mystery Train 7
Legendary Artifact - Construct
~ enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters.
:3mana:, Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~: Put a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token onto the battlefield.
0/0
Next:
The Goonies
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Gremlin (C)
Goonies can’t block. You may have any number of Goonies cards in your deck.
Sacrifice a Goonie: Add :symb::symb: to your mana pool.
Flavor text: “Mmmm....tasty!” - Rakdos the Defiler
^^ I like the card, but what a way to switch two 80's classics:) just in case ya haven't seen it... The Goonies
good job on that card though:)
A Bright Shining Lie2WW
Each Soldier you control is a Rebel in addition to its other types and has defender.
Whenever a Rebel you control leaves the battlefield, draw a card. "It is not true that we are here to solve problems, sir. WE are the problem."
Next: Severance
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"Here only miracles. Here, only the rising of spirit. And yes, love if it was pertinent (which it was so often); and sometimes bloodletting. But never the prosaic, never the trivial. Here the man who brought the strangest tale was the most welcome. Here every excess was celebrated if it brought visions, and every vision analyzed for the hints it held to the nature of the Everlasting." - Clive Barker's Imajica
^^You beat me to it... was gonna go in the vein of a Creature - Moonfolk Samurai... tie in Kurasawa to magic .... sorta..
Everything is Illuminated2WW
Enchantment
Spells can't be cast from graveyards.
Abilities can't be activated from graveyards.
Cards in the graveyards can't be exiled, or returned to the battlefield, to hands, or to libraries. "I was of the opinion that the past is past, and like all that is not now it should remain burried along the side of our memories."
*Totally unsure of how this would be templated. Going for the idea that once something hits the graveyard, it's there permanently... period. Thoughts welcome.
Next: Schindler's List (Just substitute any Magic character for Schindler)
Actually I think this is a good way to handle proper nouns in the future... I'm amending the rules on the original post....
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"Here only miracles. Here, only the rising of spirit. And yes, love if it was pertinent (which it was so often); and sometimes bloodletting. But never the prosaic, never the trivial. Here the man who brought the strangest tale was the most welcome. Here every excess was celebrated if it brought visions, and every vision analyzed for the hints it held to the nature of the Everlasting." - Clive Barker's Imajica
Chandler's List7
Legendary Artifact (M)
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile all creature cards from all graveyards.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a creature card exiled with ~ onto the battlefield under your control.
Wages of FearBB
Enchantment
During your upkeep put a +1/-1 counter on all black creatures you control.
Black creatures you control gain fear and cannot block.
If you control no black creatures, sacrifice Wages of Fear. The power of fear gives you unmatched strength but also recklessness.
Deliverance3W
Instant
Remove each attacking creature from combat. (If it was tapped, it remains so.)
You gain life equal to the total power of creatures removed from combat this way.
Next: Dancer in the Dark
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"Here only miracles. Here, only the rising of spirit. And yes, love if it was pertinent (which it was so often); and sometimes bloodletting. But never the prosaic, never the trivial. Here the man who brought the strangest tale was the most welcome. Here every excess was celebrated if it brought visions, and every vision analyzed for the hints it held to the nature of the Everlasting." - Clive Barker's Imajica
Dancer in the Dark2UB
Creature - Illusion Warrior (R)
Whenever dancer in the dark deals combat damage to a player,
you may draw a card.
Dancer in the Dark has shroud as long as you control another
creature with shroud. The same is true for unblockable, shadow,
fear, or intimidate. "Picking her out of a crowd is like trying to find a mute while
wearing a blindfold."
3/3
Spirit of the Beehive2G
Creature - Insect Spirit 2G,T: Put a 1/1 green insect creature token with flying and haste named Hornet onto the battlefield. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step.
Sacrifice Spirit of the Beehive: Spirit of the Beehive deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/2
Next: Total Recall
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Total RecallxxUU
Sorcery
X is the number of cards in your graveyard.
Return your graveyard to your hand.
Exile ~.
Next: Furry Vengeance
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"Here only miracles. Here, only the rising of spirit. And yes, love if it was pertinent (which it was so often); and sometimes bloodletting. But never the prosaic, never the trivial. Here the man who brought the strangest tale was the most welcome. Here every excess was celebrated if it brought visions, and every vision analyzed for the hints it held to the nature of the Everlasting." - Clive Barker's Imajica
Furry Vengeance3GG
Sorcery
If a land you control is destroyed by a spell or effect an opponent controls, you may cast Furry Vengeance without paying its mana cost.
Put four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens onto the battlefield.
Next: Dances With Wolves
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In the Loop1UR
Enchantment
Whenever a spell with at least one target an opponent controls is put onto the stack for the first time in a turn, you may reselect its targets.
Whenever an activated ability with at least one target an opponent controls is put onto the stack for the first time in a turn, you may reselect its targets.
Next: Paths of Glory
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Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and "Whenever the equipped creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy Full Metal Jacket."
Equip 2
The function of it is to save your life, a task it easily does.
Next: Hell's Angels
:symb::symb::symr:
Enchantment (R)
:5mana::symtap:: Put a 2/2 Black and Red Dark Angel creature token into play with flying with the ability: “Sacrifice a creature: Dark Angel gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Flavor text: “Angels are bright still, though the brightest fell.” - William Shakespeare
Art link: http://dark.pozadia.org/wallpaper/Dark-Angel-Lord/
Next: Catch Me If You Can
Instant
Target creature is unblockable until end of turn.
If that creature takes damage this turn, exile it.
Next: The Color Purple
Legendary Land
As Forbidden Kingdom enters the battlefield, target opponent names a land card other than Forbidden Kingdom.
The named card can't be played.
:symtap:: Add to your mana pool.
:symtap:: Search your library for a Creature card with power and toughness equal to 1 and put it onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
So I reckon we'll just consider this a random bonus card thrown in for good measure... carry on
Enchantment
All nonland permanents are blue and red.
Next: Fist of the North Star
Mon.Jun.25.12:36.am <> They should make a forum called The Butter
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Didn't check the rules well, anyway to make up for my mistake here's the card
Fist of the North Star :2mana::symr::symg:
Sorcery
Choose target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its power to the other. That player may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Next: Jumanji
Legendary Land
Jumanji enters the battlefield tapped.
T: Add G to your mana pool.
1GG,T: Reveal the top three cards of your library. Put one green creature card revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
(Above is Jumanji's rules text. Seemingly innocuous, this card is actually cursed and causes all other cards played in this game to manifest in the real world until the game is won by one or more players.)
Next: Starman
Mon.Jun.25.12:36.am <> They should make a forum called The Butter
Mon.Jun.25.12:36.am <> The only thing you're allowed to talk about is food
It's THE DUDE (much younger post-Tron version) ...
Starman 2U
Creature - Shapeshifter
You may have ~ enter the battlefield as a copy of target creature in an opponent's graveyard.
"You're not from around here, are you?"
0/0
Next: The Lawnmower Man
Creature - Human Spellshaper
UU, T, Discard a card: Tap target creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt by that creature this turn. It doesn't untap during its controller's next two untap steps.
1/1
Next: Mystery Train
Legendary Artifact - Construct
~ enters the battlefield with four +1/+1 counters.
:3mana:, Remove a +1/+1 counter from ~: Put a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token onto the battlefield.
0/0
Next:
The Goonies
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Gremlin (C)
Goonies can’t block. You may have any number of Goonies cards in your deck.
Sacrifice a Goonie: Add :symb::symb: to your mana pool.
Flavor text: “Mmmm....tasty!” - Rakdos the Defiler
Artist unknown (it's a photograph of props)
Link: http://www.yourprops.com/norm-48aae1d193f78-Gremlins+2:+The+New+Batch+(1990).jpeg
Next: A Bright Shining Lie
good job on that card though:)
A Bright Shining Lie 2WW
Each Soldier you control is a Rebel in addition to its other types and has defender.
Whenever a Rebel you control leaves the battlefield, draw a card.
"It is not true that we are here to solve problems, sir. WE are the problem."
Next: Severance
Counter Target Spell
Tap all lands Target Player controls, that player loses 5 life.
Next: Yojimbo (Kurasawa film for which A Fistful of Dollars was based. Yojimbo literally means Bodyguard.)
Planeswalker- Yojimbo (MR)
[+1] Creature cards in your hand gain 'Ninjutsu 1UB' until the beginning of the next end step.
[-1] Put a 2/2 Blue and Black Dog Legendary Creature token into play.
[-6] Target player loses 5 life and sacrifices 2 permanents for each Legendary permanent you control.
[4]
Next movie: Everything is illuminated.
EDH - Rith, the Awakener
Team Poopyfacetomatonoseclan - Spike the Tog!
^^You beat me to it... was gonna go in the vein of a Creature - Moonfolk Samurai... tie in Kurasawa to magic .... sorta..
Everything is Illuminated 2WW
Enchantment
Spells can't be cast from graveyards.
Abilities can't be activated from graveyards.
Cards in the graveyards can't be exiled, or returned to the battlefield, to hands, or to libraries.
"I was of the opinion that the past is past, and like all that is not now it should remain burried along the side of our memories."
*Totally unsure of how this would be templated. Going for the idea that once something hits the graveyard, it's there permanently... period. Thoughts welcome.
Next: Schindler's List (Just substitute any Magic character for Schindler)
Actually I think this is a good way to handle proper nouns in the future... I'm amending the rules on the original post....
Legendary Artifact (M)
When ~ enters the battlefield, exile all creature cards from all graveyards.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a creature card exiled with ~ onto the battlefield under your control.
Next: Wages of Fear
Enchantment
During your upkeep put a +1/-1 counter on all black creatures you control.
Black creatures you control gain fear and cannot block.
If you control no black creatures, sacrifice Wages of Fear.
The power of fear gives you unmatched strength but also recklessness.
Next: Deliverance
Instant
Remove each attacking creature from combat. (If it was tapped, it remains so.)
You gain life equal to the total power of creatures removed from combat this way.
Next: Dancer in the Dark
Creature - Illusion Warrior (R)
Whenever dancer in the dark deals combat damage to a player,
you may draw a card.
Dancer in the Dark has shroud as long as you control another
creature with shroud. The same is true for unblockable, shadow,
fear, or intimidate.
"Picking her out of a crowd is like trying to find a mute while
wearing a blindfold."
3/3
next:
High Plains Drifter
Thanks to Xenphire @ Inkfox for the amazing new sig
“Thus strangely are our souls constructed, and by slight ligaments
are we bound to prosperity and ruin.”
― Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
Artifact - Equipment
All creatures able to block equipped creature must do so.
Equip 0
Next: Spirit of the Beehive
Creature - Insect Spirit
2G,T: Put a 1/1 green insect creature token with flying and haste named Hornet onto the battlefield. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step.
Sacrifice Spirit of the Beehive: Spirit of the Beehive deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
2/2
Next: Total Recall
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Total Recall xxUU
Sorcery
X is the number of cards in your graveyard.
Return your graveyard to your hand.
Exile ~.
Next: Furry Vengeance
Sorcery
If a land you control is destroyed by a spell or effect an opponent controls, you may cast Furry Vengeance without paying its mana cost.
Put four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens onto the battlefield.
Next: Dances With Wolves
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Enchantment
Whenever a spell with at least one target an opponent controls is put onto the stack for the first time in a turn, you may reselect its targets.
Whenever an activated ability with at least one target an opponent controls is put onto the stack for the first time in a turn, you may reselect its targets.
Next: Paths of Glory