Situation Whiskey Tango Foxtrot :symw::symw::symu::symu::symb::symb::symr::symr::symg::symg:
Instant
Players remove all cards in play and in their graveyard from the game and shuffle them together. Pick someone from outside the game to redistribute an equal number of permanents to each player. Any cards that might be left after redistribution are left in the removed from game zone. Each player draws up to seven cards and sets their life to 20. Backfires happen, Accidents occur, but how the hell did you acclomplish this?
Sometimes the dog is of the Baskervilles, sometimes the dog is of Hell, and sometimes the dog is just of the Wienerschnitzel.
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
Hot Dog Express
2RW
Enchantment
During each players upkeep, that player puts a 0/1 dog creature token with "Sacrifice this: gain 1 life" into play for each untapped permanent he or she controls. Sometimes the dog is of the Baskervilles, sometimes the dog is of Hell, and sometimes the dog is just of the Wienerschnitzel.
Bauble of Thought -
Artifact
:2mana:, Sacrifice Bauble of Thought: Search your library for two copies of Bauble of Thought and put them into play.
A deck can have any number of cards named Bauble of Thought. "I..."
Next: Seemingly, Thyli had been rid of them; but, they hid.
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"If your the sum of your experiences, what does it mean if you can't add?"
"Are you ok?"
"Does it look like I'm ok? I just fell down a well!!!"
Parallax Slide :3mana::symu:
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or effect, remove that creature from the game until the end of turn. Seemingly, Thyli had been rid of them; but, they hid.
Next: Bob was covered in so much blood, he forgot what color his shirt was.
Bob, from Accounting
2U
Creature- Poor, poor bob
When *this* comes into play, If opponent has a card named Mon's Goblin Raiders in play, theat player may search his or her library for a card named "Giant Growth" and put it into his or her hand.
If opponent has a card named Orgg in play, *this* must block whenever able.
If opponent has a card named Kezzendrix in play, *this* loses all abilites and cannot attack.
If the total number of permanents in play equal the number of pockets on your pant times 3, you cannot lose.
1/1 Bob was covered in so much blood, he forgot what color his shirt was.
Next:
"Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to go on a killing spree."
Maniacal Rage :xmana::symr::symr:
Sorcery
is equal to the total number of creatures in play. Continue targeting creatures until all creatures in play that may be targetted by this spell have been. Each creature may only be targetted once. Starting with the first creature targetted, ~this~ deals 1 damage to target creature. ~This~ deals damage equal to the last creature targetted plus one, and continues to deal damage this way until all targetted creatures have been accounted for. Any creature placed into the graveyard this turn that have been targetted by ~this~ are instead removed from the game. "Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to go on a killing spree."
Next: "Oh my god! They killed Bucky, Flavor Text Writer! You bastards!"
The Murder of Bucky :1mana::symb:
Instant
Destroy all cards with the word "Bucky" in their flavor text. "Oh my god! They killed Bucky, Flavor Text Writer! You bastards!"
Seven days, seven sins. Coincidence?
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
Eternal Sunrise :3mana::symr:
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, ~this~ deals 1 point of damage to each creature he or she controls. And the day just went on and on and on and on...
Wand of Still Wind
6
Legendary Artifact
Comes into play tapped
4, T: Sacrifice *this*, until end of turn, counter any effect that would cause you to lose the game. "Of course you win. There's no arguing with that. But... are you sure you didn't forget something?" - Higure, the Still Wind."
Next:
"Quiet. You can only see them between whispers."
Generic Red Damage Spell :symr::symr:
Instant
Deal 2 damage to target creature. Then hit the controller with this card. If you draw blood, you've already dealt 2 damage to that player. "Ouch! That hurt!"
What do you mean you make sacrifices and summons demons?!?!?! -Concerned Parent over Magic: the Gathering
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Proud Owner of: Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself votan's Linux-loving Soul grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
OMFGTEHACULT!
4BBB
Sorcery
Sacrifice two Angels: put a X/X demon token into play where X is equal to the sacrificed creatures combined converted mana cost. What do you mean you make sacrifices and summons demons?!?!?! -Concerned Parent over Magic: the Gathering
Next:
"Oh dear... I appear to have said too much..."
Silence the Noise UU
Instant
You may play this spell only if an opponent has already cast a spell successfuly this turn. Counter target spell. "Oh dear... I appear to have said too much..."
Next: Goblins aren't known for their cooking skills, but Poog could sure whip up a tasty treat.
Toasted Meat R
Instant
Toasted Meat deals 3 damage to target beast in play. Goblins aren't known for their cooking skills, but Poog could sure whip up a tasty treat.
Ictalru, Doomed Angel :5mana::symw::symw::symw:
Legendary Creature - Angel
Flying, First Strike
Ictalru, Doomed Angel is Indestructible as long as it is the only Angel in play.
If you gain life, you gain X life instead, where X is equal to the number of permanents you control. All the world was at his feet... but he had forgotten about the heavens.
4/4
Edit: Grrrr...sniff...huum.
Iron Gullet :1mana::symb::symb:
Enchant Creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a creature, put a gullet counter on Iron Gullet.
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all creatures with a converted mana cost equal to or lower than the number of gullet counters on Iron Gullet. "Now let me show you the difference between dessert and desert" ~ Gix
Next: The trickest of puzzles is not tricky at all, just solved by the most unenlightened of people.
Cubix Rube
Artifact
: Reveal the top card of target opponent's library. If it is a non-land permanent, place it directly into play under your control; otherwise lose 2 life. The trickest of puzzles is not tricky at all, just solved by the most unenlightened of people.
Next: I could hear it stalking up behind me, but when I turned to look, there was nothing but smoke.
Kami of the Fire's Death :symb::symb:
Creature-Spirit
:symtap:: Target black creature gains fear until end of turn. I could hear it stalking up behind me, but when I turned to look, there was nothing but smoke.
Ach Hans, run! It's the....never mind. It's just a squirrel. -Jorge Höemenesnuffler's last words.
Squirgoyf :2mana::symg::symg:
Creature - Lhurgoyf
Whenever ~ attacks or blocks, it gains +2/+2 for every creature in all graveyards.
1/1 Ach Hans, run! It's the....never mind. It's just a squirrel.
-Jorge Höemenesnuffler's last words.
Next: This is your brain. This is your brain in my frying pan. Mmmm...smells good, eh?
Brain Melt
2UU
Sorcery
Target player draws two cards and discards two cards Storm This is your brain. This is your brain in my frying pan. Mmmm...smells good, eh?
Next:
"In the end it doesn't matter. I wonder why it took so long for me to figure that out..." -Preston, Fallen Necromancer
Necromancer's Gambit :symb::symb::symb:
Instant
Pay 7 life: Look at the top 7 cards of your library. Put one of those cards in your hand and remove the remaining cards from the game. "In the end it doesn't matter. I wonder why it took so long for me to figure that out..." -Presten, Fallen Necromancer
Next: It sort of looks like a fish, but I sure wouldn't want to taste it!
Instant
Players remove all cards in play and in their graveyard from the game and shuffle them together. Pick someone from outside the game to redistribute an equal number of permanents to each player. Any cards that might be left after redistribution are left in the removed from game zone. Each player draws up to seven cards and sets their life to 20.
Backfires happen, Accidents occur, but how the hell did you acclomplish this?
Sometimes the dog is of the Baskervilles, sometimes the dog is of Hell, and sometimes the dog is just of the Wienerschnitzel.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
2RW
Enchantment
During each players upkeep, that player puts a 0/1 dog creature token with "Sacrifice this: gain 1 life" into play for each untapped permanent he or she controls.
Sometimes the dog is of the Baskervilles, sometimes the dog is of Hell, and sometimes the dog is just of the Wienerschnitzel.
Next:
"I..."
Hewo wittle fishy!
Artifact
:2mana:, Sacrifice Bauble of Thought: Search your library for two copies of Bauble of Thought and put them into play.
A deck can have any number of cards named Bauble of Thought.
"I..."
Next: Seemingly, Thyli had been rid of them; but, they hid.
"Are you ok?"
"Does it look like I'm ok? I just fell down a well!!!"
Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell or effect, remove that creature from the game until the end of turn.
Seemingly, Thyli had been rid of them; but, they hid.
Next:
Bob was covered in so much blood, he forgot what color his shirt was.
2U
Creature- Poor, poor bob
When *this* comes into play, If opponent has a card named Mon's Goblin Raiders in play, theat player may search his or her library for a card named "Giant Growth" and put it into his or her hand.
If opponent has a card named Orgg in play, *this* must block whenever able.
If opponent has a card named Kezzendrix in play, *this* loses all abilites and cannot attack.
If the total number of permanents in play equal the number of pockets on your pant times 3, you cannot lose.
1/1
Bob was covered in so much blood, he forgot what color his shirt was.
Next:
"Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to go on a killing spree."
Hewo wittle fishy!
Sorcery
is equal to the total number of creatures in play. Continue targeting creatures until all creatures in play that may be targetted by this spell have been. Each creature may only be targetted once. Starting with the first creature targetted, ~this~ deals 1 damage to target creature. ~This~ deals damage equal to the last creature targetted plus one, and continues to deal damage this way until all targetted creatures have been accounted for. Any creature placed into the graveyard this turn that have been targetted by ~this~ are instead removed from the game.
"Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to go on a killing spree."
Next:
"Oh my god! They killed Bucky, Flavor Text Writer! You bastards!"
Instant
Destroy all cards with the word "Bucky" in their flavor text.
"Oh my god! They killed Bucky, Flavor Text Writer! You bastards!"
Seven days, seven sins. Coincidence?
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Sorcery
You may play Seventh Day only if it's turn 7.
Draw seven cards, then untap up to seven lands.
Seven days, seven sins. Coincidence?
Next: Hope you're enjoying the view from up there.
Instant
Pick one: Target player gains 3 life, or target creature gains +1/+1 until end of turn, or untap target land.
Enjoy!
Next:
You may as well start digging your grave right now.
Instant
Play one way ticket only if you control a creature with flying
Any number of target creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain flying until Eot. Remove these creatures from game at Eot.
Hope you're enjoying the view from up there.
Next: "I was going to kill you, but this is much more satisfying" - Yawgmoth
Shadowmoor's Infinite combos
Eternal Sunrise :3mana::symr:
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, ~this~ deals 1 point of damage to each creature he or she controls.
And the day just went on and on and on and on...
Enchantment
~ comes into play with 4 minute counters
At the end of turn remove a minute counter from ~
When ~ has no minute counters, sacrifice ~ and remove all permanents from the game.
You may as well start digging your grave right now.
Armastice day
Enchantment
Prevent all damage
And the day just went on and on and on.....
I think that covers all paths there
"I was going to kill you, but this is much more satisfying" - Yawgmoth
Shadowmoor's Infinite combos
6
Legendary Artifact
Comes into play tapped
4, T: Sacrifice *this*, until end of turn, counter any effect that would cause you to lose the game.
"Of course you win. There's no arguing with that. But... are you sure you didn't forget something?" - Higure, the Still Wind."
Next:
"Quiet. You can only see them between whispers."
Hewo wittle fishy!
Creature - Spirit
1/3
"Quiet. You can only see them between whispers."
Next:
"Ouch! That hurt!"
Instant
Deal 2 damage to target creature. Then hit the controller with this card. If you draw blood, you've already dealt 2 damage to that player.
"Ouch! That hurt!"
What do you mean you make sacrifices and summons demons?!?!?!
-Concerned Parent over Magic: the Gathering
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
4BBB
Sorcery
Sacrifice two Angels: put a X/X demon token into play where X is equal to the sacrificed creatures combined converted mana cost.
What do you mean you make sacrifices and summons demons?!?!?!
-Concerned Parent over Magic: the Gathering
Next:
"Oh dear... I appear to have said too much..."
Hewo wittle fishy!
Instant
You may play this spell only if an opponent has already cast a spell successfuly this turn. Counter target spell.
"Oh dear... I appear to have said too much..."
Next:
Goblins aren't known for their cooking skills, but Poog could sure whip up a tasty treat.
Instant
Toasted Meat deals 3 damage to target beast in play.
Goblins aren't known for their cooking skills, but Poog could sure whip up a tasty treat.
Next: "Fool. You should've stayed hidden."
Instant- arcane
~ deals X damage to all creatures unless target oponent reveals their hand and disdcards all creature cards from them.
Fool. You should've stayed hidden
"You call this reinforcements?"
Shadowmoor's Infinite combos
Legendary Creature - Angel
Flying, First Strike
Ictalru, Doomed Angel is Indestructible as long as it is the only Angel in play.
If you gain life, you gain X life instead, where X is equal to the number of permanents you control.
All the world was at his feet... but he had forgotten about the heavens.
4/4
Edit: Grrrr...sniff...huum.
Iron Gullet :1mana::symb::symb:
Enchant Creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to a creature, put a gullet counter on Iron Gullet.
At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all creatures with a converted mana cost equal to or lower than the number of gullet counters on Iron Gullet.
"Now let me show you the difference between dessert and desert" ~ Gix
Next: The trickest of puzzles is not tricky at all, just solved by the most unenlightened of people.
"Are you ok?"
"Does it look like I'm ok? I just fell down a well!!!"
Artifact
: Reveal the top card of target opponent's library. If it is a non-land permanent, place it directly into play under your control; otherwise lose 2 life.
The trickest of puzzles is not tricky at all, just solved by the most unenlightened of people.
Next:
I could hear it stalking up behind me, but when I turned to look, there was nothing but smoke.
Creature-Spirit
:symtap:: Target black creature gains fear until end of turn.
I could hear it stalking up behind me, but when I turned to look, there was nothing but smoke.
Ach Hans, run! It's the....never mind. It's just a squirrel.
-Jorge Höemenesnuffler's last words.
Proud Owner of:
Extremeicon's Hamster-balled soul
Istanbul's Soul, Bidder of Myself
votan's Linux-loving Soul
grappler12's Poop-smithing Soul
Sir Blakely's Fencing Soul
CraZedMiKe's Soul Transferred Back at His Request
HAWKEYE 7's Calvin and Hobbes Loving Soul
Tanthalas' Greek Alliance Soul
Avatar of Kokusho's Island-Hating Soul
Salubrious' Rather-Belatedly Added Soul
DCI Advanced Organizer
Creature - Lhurgoyf
Whenever ~ attacks or blocks, it gains +2/+2 for every creature in all graveyards.
1/1
Ach Hans, run! It's the....never mind. It's just a squirrel.
-Jorge Höemenesnuffler's last words.
Next:
This is your brain. This is your brain in my frying pan. Mmmm...smells good, eh?
2UU
Sorcery
Target player draws two cards and discards two cards
Storm
This is your brain. This is your brain in my frying pan. Mmmm...smells good, eh?
Next:
"In the end it doesn't matter. I wonder why it took so long for me to figure that out..." -Preston, Fallen Necromancer
Hewo wittle fishy!
Necromancer's Gambit :symb::symb::symb:
Instant
Pay 7 life: Look at the top 7 cards of your library. Put one of those cards in your hand and remove the remaining cards from the game.
"In the end it doesn't matter. I wonder why it took so long for me to figure that out..." -Presten, Fallen Necromancer
Next:
It sort of looks like a fish, but I sure wouldn't want to taste it!