Underground Cutter5GB Creature – Wurm Assassin Convoke Trample For each X creatures you tap to reduce this card's mana cost, destroy X target creatures. It cannot regenerate. 4/4
Next:
Ferrets ----- Townfolk
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Joven's Ferretfolk of An-Havva G
Creature - Ferret Townfolk
When ~ attacks it gets +0/+2 until end of turn.
When ~ blocks it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
1/1
Yes, two homelands references in one card. I'm just that awesome. Next: Pirate --- Donkey
Edit, Hmm... that card's name would have to be one thing, and that's probably not appropriate for this forum. I'm kind of surprised I didn't notice it 'till now. Pirate -- Samurai
Scurvy Samurai1WU
Creature - Samurai Pirate
Bushido 3
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. In order to better combat their greatest nemesis, the pirates began recruiting others from the homeland of the ninja.
1/1
Next: A Ninja Hound
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"Suffer the little creatures, for they may yet rise up and beat you senseless."
Wielder of the Past W
Creature - Dinosaur Cleric
T: Search your library for a card with a copyright date on it that is at least two years old and remove it from the game. ~ deals damage to target attacking or blocking creature equal to the removed card's converted mana cost.
1/1 He's vintage stock.
Not quite what you had in mind, eh?
Ok, if that's cheating:
Velocihealer GW
Creature - Dinosaur Cleric
T: ~ deals 1 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player this turn.
2/3 He helps take a bite out of crime. And moonlights as a candy striper at the local clinic.
Phantom Pest 1U
Creature - Gopher Illusion
Protection from Green.
~ can remain tapped. T Tap target green creature. It cannot untap while ~ is tapped. I'll get you yet! - Carl Spackler, Groundskeeper.
1/1
Kliem, Reassembler :2mana::symb::symb:
Legendary Creature- Gremlin artificer 2/2
Protection from Artifact
:symb:, :symtap:: Return to your hand an artifact in your graveyard that was put there during your last turn.
"Sglenk broke my doo-dad."
next- SpongeDragon [those are the creature types, not the name! :p]
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Porous Scales3UR Creature – Sponge Dragon Flying 2UR: ~ Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by ~. Use this ability once per turn. 4/4
Next:
Rat --------- Merfolk
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I miss you mom!
Our hearts still ache in sadness
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
But we know you want us
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
Since you’ll never be forgotten
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Glak-Gli, Angelic Bumble3RW
Creature - Goblin Angel
Flying
Creatures with flying can't block Glak-Gli, Angelic Bumble. "Never have I seen such a beautiful creature defiled by such stupidity."
-Gerrard 4/3
Because both Splinter and Citizen are primarily made as tokens, I'm going to make a card that makes token Splinter Citizens. It still counts in my book.
Shards of Vitu-Ghazi 1GW
Sorcery
Put 3 1/1 white and green Splinter Citizen creature tokens into play with "When this creature leaves play it deals 1 damage to each creature and player and an additional 1 damage to each black creature."
Cavern Bandit 1RB
Creature - Dwarf Ninja
Ninjitsu - 1RB
Whenever Cavern Bandit deal combat damage to a player, search your library for a card named Cavern Bandit, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library.
As long as you control two creatures named Cavern Bandit, cavern bandit has fear. "Ha! I could squash the bandits of this cave under my foot. " - Mountain Guide, last words
2/1
Coral Sage 2U
Creature - Sponge Advisor T: Target creature looses all abilities until end of turn. An other target creature gains all of the abilities that the first target lost until end of turn.
1/1
Scavenger of the Depths :4mana::symu:
Creature- Skeleton Shark 4/4
~ can only be blocked by blue creatures.
Whenever a creature is removed from the game, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
next- Wall Avatar
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SELVAXRI! King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers "Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can." 375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev) Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Avatarian Wall 3G
Legendary Creature - Avatar Wall
Defender
This creatures power is equal to the number of avatars you control, and its toughness equal to the number of walls in play.
*/* "When Gaea accidentally shot a mixing spell at a wall, he soon regreted ever being powerful" -Gaea's protectorate-
Realistically he should only be unblockable without equipment
Guard 1: There goes a sword floating down the street!
Guard 2: Well, he's unblockable, so ignore it.
Eat your greens kids, omnath does, and it makes him strong....
Pony Express 1R
Creature - Pony Ball-Lightning
Haste
When Pony Express or a Dwarf you control attacks, it gets +2/+0, trample, and mountainwalk until end of combat. Sacrifice it at end of turn.
1/1
Next - Human Sand
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Quote from Horseshoe Hermit »
Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Zealous Zomble1UB
Creature - Beeble Zombie
Zealous Zomble is unblockable if defending player has an Artifact card in his or her graveyard.
2/2
Next - Phoenix Ooze
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Karma doesn't exist. You can't depend on it. If you count on it for justice or catharsis, you will find that you have placed your emotions on very unstable ground; and you will either repeat your disappointment in society over and over, or you will engage in a persistent delusion to protect yourself from that feeling.
Phoenix Yolk 1RR
Creature - Phoenix Ooze
Haste
Cumulative Upkeep R
When ~ is put into a graveyard from play remove it from the game with 3 time counters. It gains suspend.
3/2
FYI, Melon isn't a type. Niether is Monkey, Ape has taken it's place. One Demon Ape coming up.
Hell Monkeys 2BR
Creature - Demon Ape
First Strike
When ~ comes into play destroy target artifact or land. These demons whip their caustic excrement at terrible speed. Everything it touches dissolves in a matter of minutes.
2/2
Centaur Cloudskate :4mana::symu::symg:
Creature-Moonfolk Centaur
Flying
:2mana:, Return a land you control to it's owners hand: Target forest is a 2/2 creature until end of turn.
4/4
I don't get kicks out of being Captain Negative, but it is kind of important to the game to stick with real types. The cards should also be at least vaguely believable too. So upon further thinking my Hell Monkey should've cost an extra 1 or so, but it's believable. This isn't.
I also noticed that Essence Oyster was already answered, and Gargoyle Vedalken is still up for grabs. So if the next guy wants to make two cards that'd be especially awesome and we'd all love you for it.
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Creature – Wurm Assassin
Convoke
Trample
For each X creatures you tap to reduce this card's mana cost, destroy X target creatures. It cannot regenerate.
4/4
Next:
Ferrets ----- Townfolk
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Ferret Townfolk
When ~ attacks it gets +0/+2 until end of turn.
When ~ blocks it gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
1/1
Yes, two homelands references in one card. I'm just that awesome. Next: Pirate --- Donkey
Edit, Hmm... that card's name would have to be one thing, and that's probably not appropriate for this forum. I'm kind of surprised I didn't notice it 'till now. Pirate -- Samurai
Creature - Samurai Pirate
Bushido 3
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
In order to better combat their greatest nemesis, the pirates began recruiting others from the homeland of the ninja.
1/1
Next: A Ninja Hound
My First (And Probably Only) MCC Perfect Score: December 09 (Round One)
Creature - Dinosaur Cleric
T: Search your library for a card with a copyright date on it that is at least two years old and remove it from the game. ~ deals damage to target attacking or blocking creature equal to the removed card's converted mana cost.
1/1
He's vintage stock.
Not quite what you had in mind, eh?
Ok, if that's cheating:
Velocihealer GW
Creature - Dinosaur Cleric
T: ~ deals 1 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player this turn.
2/3
He helps take a bite out of crime. And moonlights as a candy striper at the local clinic.
Next: Gopher Illusion
Creature - Gopher Illusion
Protection from Green.
~ can remain tapped.
T Tap target green creature. It cannot untap while ~ is tapped.
I'll get you yet! - Carl Spackler, Groundskeeper.
1/1
Next: Gremlin -- Artificer.
Legendary Creature- Gremlin artificer 2/2
Protection from Artifact
:symb:, :symtap:: Return to your hand an artifact in your graveyard that was put there during your last turn.
"Sglenk broke my doo-dad."
next- Sponge Dragon [those are the creature types, not the name! :p]
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Creature – Sponge Dragon
Flying
2UR: ~ Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by ~. Use this ability once per turn.
4/4
Next:
Rat --------- Merfolk
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Rat Merfolk
Islandwalk
Swampwalk
You think it's ugly, imagine how bad it has to smell!
2/2
Next: Giant --- Dwarf.
Creature - Giant Dwarf
Sacrifice two permanents: ~ gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
3/3
Next:
Goblin ---------- Angel
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Goblin Angel
Flying
Creatures with flying can't block Glak-Gli, Angelic Bumble.
"Never have I seen such a beautiful creature defiled by such stupidity."
-Gerrard
4/3
Next: Snake Wall
Shards of Vitu-Ghazi 1GW
Sorcery
Put 3 1/1 white and green Splinter Citizen creature tokens into play with "When this creature leaves play it deals 1 damage to each creature and player and an additional 1 damage to each black creature."
Next: Dwarf Ninja. I even found it's art.
Creature - Dwarf Ninja
Ninjitsu - 1RB
Whenever Cavern Bandit deal combat damage to a player, search your library for a card named Cavern Bandit, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library.
As long as you control two creatures named Cavern Bandit, cavern bandit has fear.
"Ha! I could squash the bandits of this cave under my foot. " - Mountain Guide, last words
2/1
i Wanna see: Sponge advisor
Walls of a castle are made out of stone,
Walls of a house out of bricks or of wood.
My walls are made out of magic alone,
Stronger than any that ever have stood
Creature - Sponge Advisor
T: Target creature looses all abilities until end of turn. An other target creature gains all of the abilities that the first target lost until end of turn.
1/1
Next: Skeleton --- Shark.
Creature- Skeleton Shark 4/4
~ can only be blocked by blue creatures.
Whenever a creature is removed from the game, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
next- Wall Avatar
King of Misfortune & Master of Rocket Launchers
"Do ya feel lucky? Because you'd better start runnin' while you still can."
375 Misfortune {+3 signed AP's} & 104 Rocket Launcher (41 AQ/ 63 Rev)
Edgar Rice Burroughs, forgotten legend of the word.
Legendary Creature - Avatar Wall
Defender
This creatures power is equal to the number of avatars you control, and its toughness equal to the number of walls in play.
*/*
"When Gaea accidentally shot a mixing spell at a wall, he soon regreted ever being powerful" -Gaea's protectorate-
wonder what a Ninja Angel would be like?
EDIT: forgot to put the cost, silly me.
Come help me make my Pauper cube awsome!
Creature - Angel Ninja
Flying, vigilance
When ~ deals combat damage, scry 2 and draw a card.
Ninjistu WWU
2/3
Next:
Ball Lightning ----- Pony
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Pony Ball-Lightning
Haste
When Pony Express or a Dwarf you control attacks, it gets +2/+0, trample, and mountainwalk until end of combat. Sacrifice it at end of turn.
1/1
Next - Human Sand
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
Creature - Human Sand
Protection from black.
When ~ is the target of a blue spell, bury ~.
3/3
Next:
Beeble --- Zombie
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
Creature - Beeble Zombie
Zealous Zomble is unblockable if defending player has an Artifact card in his or her graveyard.
2/2
Next - Phoenix Ooze
About Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx:
Creature - Phoenix Ooze
Haste
Cumulative Upkeep R
When ~ is put into a graveyard from play remove it from the game with 3 time counters. It gains suspend.
3/2
Next: Spirit -- Troll
Tel-Jilad Muse 2GGG
Creature-Troll Spirit
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
1G: Regenerate Tel-Jilad Muse.
3/4
Next: Gargoyle—Vedalken
Enchantment Creature-Essence Oyster
Defender, Islandwalk
0/7
Next- Demon, Monkey, Melon (not in that exact order)
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
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It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
Hell Monkeys 2BR
Creature - Demon Ape
First Strike
When ~ comes into play destroy target artifact or land.
These demons whip their caustic excrement at terrible speed. Everything it touches dissolves in a matter of minutes.
2/2
Next: Moonfolk --- Centaur
Rotting Melon :symg::symb:
Creature-Zombie Melon
Defender
0/1
Oh well
Centaur Cloudskate :4mana::symu::symg:
Creature-Moonfolk Centaur
Flying
:2mana:, Return a land you control to it's owners hand: Target forest is a 2/2 creature until end of turn.
4/4
Next: Coward, Saproling
According to this study I should be deaf by now.
Banner made by: Spiderboy4 :o:o:o
It shouldn't be "dies"
It shouldn't be "is put into the graveyard from the battlefield"
It should be "is put into the graveyard from play"
I don't get kicks out of being Captain Negative, but it is kind of important to the game to stick with real types. The cards should also be at least vaguely believable too. So upon further thinking my Hell Monkey should've cost an extra 1 or so, but it's believable. This isn't.
I also noticed that Essence Oyster was already answered, and Gargoyle Vedalken is still up for grabs. So if the next guy wants to make two cards that'd be especially awesome and we'd all love you for it.