Gleemax, Planar Overlord8
Planeswalker - Gleemax
+3: Gain control of target permanent.
-4: You control target player during that player's next turn.
-15: You get an emblem with "You choose all targets for all spells and abilities."
[7]
Next: Planeswalker who can only function if some game state is met (for example, only if you control a certain creature type, or if your health meets a certain threshold value, etc).
Jaya, Flame of Regatha1RR
Planeswalker - Jaya
Activate abilities of Jaya, Flame of Regatha only if an opponent was dealt damage this turn.
+2: Jaya, Flame of Regatha deals 2 damage to target creature.
-3: Creatures can't block this turn.
-5: Jaya, Flame of Regatha deals 6 damage to each creature, each player, and each other planeswalker. Creatures dealt damage this way lose indestructible until end of turn.
[3]
Asurai, Planar Ronin -- 1WBR
Planeswalker -- Asurai +1: Up to one target creature you control gains bushido 1 until your next turn. -X: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, then it fights target creature you don't control. -6: Creatures you control gain lifelink, deathtouch, and bushido 4 until your next turn.
4
Next: A planeswalker from Lorwyn and/or Shadowmoor.
Noggle Bridgebreaker, Ignited(U/R)(U/R)(U/R)(U/R)
Planeswalker — Bridgebreaker
+3: Return a land you control to its owner's hand.
-3: Return all lands you control to their owners' hands.
-10: Return all lands to their owners' hands.
1
Next: Liliana and Chandra's magically-conceived BR planeswalker child.
Carnation Vess-Nalaar3BR
Planeswalker — Carnation (M)
Whenever a Zombie creature you control dies, exile the top two cards of your library. +1: Create a tapped 1/1 black Zombie creature token. -2: Carnation Vess-Nalaar deals 2 damage to target creature you control and target creature you don't control. -7: Until the end of your next turn, you may cast cards exiled with Carnation Vess-Nalaar. For each {B} or {R} in their mana costs you may pay 2 life instead. 3
Next:
Explore the origins of a canon walker with a new Origins-style creature-to-planeswalker transform card. Obviously don't use one of the Origins 5 here, or any of the other walkers we've seen creature versions of.
Edit: The excluded characters for this challenge therefore are: Gideon, Jace, Liliana, Chandra, Nissa, Bolas, Karn, Narset, Ob Nixilis, Teferi, Venser, and Xenagos.
Taysir of Rabiah1
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
~ is all colors.
The "legend rule" doesn't apply to ~
You deck can have five cards named ~
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control exactly five permanents named ~, choose one of them, exile it, then return to the battlefield tarnsformed. Exile the rest.
2/1
----- Taysir Unreflected
Planeswalker - Taysir
+2 Draw three cards, then shuffle two cards from your hand into your library.
-2 Add WUBRG to your mana pool.
-3 Copy target spell you control.
-7 Exile all other nonland permanents.
5
Next: Planeswalker, which magic is related to chess
Liudmila, Pawn of Bolas2WB
Planeswalker — Liudmila (M) +1: Up to one target creature whose power is less than or equal to Liudmila's loyalty gains flying until end of turn. You may tap it. -2: Choose target creature. Its controller may have you destroy it. If he or she doesn't, draw a card. -X: Destroy target creature. X is equal to that creature's power. Tap each other creature with the same controller. 4
Next:
Choose a canon walker with only one card. Make the next card for them.
Dovin, Living Shutdown1WU
Planeswalker - Dovin
+1: Up to one target creature gets +1/+3 and gains defender until your next turn.
-2: Until your next turn, activated abilities that aren't mana abilities can't be activated.
-6: Tap all permanents you don't control. Untap all permanents you control.
{[3]}
Next: A planeswalker whose persona is sort of like a pro wrestler.
Ce'na, the Hulk 4RG
Planeswalker - Ce'na
+1: Ce'na deals 3 damage to target creature. When that creature dies this turn, you gain 2 life.
-2: Choose a target creature. Until your next turn, any time Ce'na would take damage, that damage is dealt to that creature instead. If that creature dies before your next upkeep, draw a card
-8: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have "(R/G), T: This creature fights another target creature."" and "The first time each turn a creature you control dies, draw a card."
5
He wrestles a creature for his first ability, then he tags out for his minus, and for his ultimate, he becomes a wrestling promoter.
Next: A new version of Koth, on New Phyrexia, right before the Gatewatch get there.
Koth, Arena Fighter2RR
Planeswalker - Koth
+1: Add X red mana to your mana pool where X is half the number of mountains you control
-1: Deal 3 damage to target creature. If that creature has a Phyrexian watermark, exile it
-8: Deal X damage to target opponent and each creature he or she controls, where X is the number of mountains you control.
{3}
Next:
A non-jace walker at home in a control deck (bonus for making him/her Dimir)
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Modern - UB Mill (casual)
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Murmur2UB
Planeswalker - Murmur
+1: Each opponent loses 1 life and discards a card.
-3: Return target non-land permanent to it's owner's hand.
-8: You get an emblem with: "Each card in your hand has Transmute UB."
(4)
Brimane, Prince of Oreskos 1WW
Planeswalker - Brimane
+1: Create a 1/1 white cat creature token with vigilance
-3: Choose target creature. You may tap X cat creatures you control, where X is that creature's toughness. If you do, exile that creature.
-9: You get an emblem with "Cat creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes untapped, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature" and "W, T: You gain 1 life.""
4
Next: Choose a canon planeswalker with only one card, and make their next card (excluding Dovin)
Tibalt, Rakdos Ringleader 1BRR
Planeswalker - Tibalt
+1: Whenever a creature is dealt damage this turn, it's controller discards a card.
-4: Search your library for a card and exile it. You may cast that card this turn. (If you don't it remains exiled.)
-8: Create X 1/1 Devil creature tokens where X is the highest life total among players. Those tokens have "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to target creature or player."
(3)
Next: A planeswalker that works well with enchantments.
Oarin, Priestess of New Argive1WW
Planeswalker - Oarin
+1: Gain 1 life for each enchantment you control.
-2: Create a token that's a copy of target enchantment you control.
-6: Search your library for up to three enchantment cards and put them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
[3]
Gideon, Master of Discipline2WW
Planeswalker - Gideon
Creatures you control have "1, T: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature or a loyalty counter on target planeswalker."
Creatures you don't control have "Whenever this creature attacks, it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step."
-3: Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. Gideon, Master of Discipline deals 3 damage to up to one target tapped creature.
{[5]}
Sarkhan U/R 1UR
+1: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until end of turn
-2: Sarkhan deals damage equal to the number of cards in your hand to target creature
-8: you get an emblem with: "whenever you draw a card, create a 5/5 red dragon creature token with flying."
Bellonis, Goddess of Wars2WWW
Planeswalker - Bellonis
(+1) - Create 2 1/1 Soldier tokens.
(-0) - ~ becomes a 5/5 creature with Indestructible.
(-6) - For every land you tapped this turn, create a 1/1 Soldier token in that land's color.
(3)
Next: Somehow, Ulamog and the other two Eldrazi titans merged with each other, then the resulting massive and putrid creature learned how to planeswalk.
Ulamog, Emrakul's Lich10
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Zombie
You may put twenty cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards rather than pay Ulamog, Emrakul's Lich's mana cost.
When you cast Ulamog, Emrakul's Lich, target player loses 5 life and you gain 5 life.
Haste
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile target creature or land.
When Ulamog is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles his or her graveyard into his or her library. (Melds with Kozilek, Emrakul's Revenant.)
10/10
Kozilek, Emrakul's Revenant9CC
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Spirit
When you cast Kozilek, Emrakul's Revenant, add CCCCC to your mana pool, then search your library for a nonlegendary card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards.
Kozilek, Emrakul's Revenant can't be blocked by creatures with flying.
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
At the beginning of your end step, if you both own and control Kozilek, Emrakul's Revenant and a creature named Ulamog, Emrakul's Lich, exile them, then meld them into Gomkeliz, Death Knell of the Multiverse.
When Kozilek is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles his or her graveyard into his or her library.
12/12
Gomkeliz, Death Knell of the Multiverse
• Planeswalker - Gomkeliz
+2: Create two 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature tokens.
-10: Target player loses 13 life. Exile thirteen cards at random from that player's hand and the top thirteen cards of that player's library.
-24: The next time you start a game against target opponent, at the beginning of the first upkeep of that game, that player loses the game.
{[13]}
I sincerely hope you're happy.
Next: An Innistradi planeswalker on Zendikar, or vice-versa, who is nothing like this horrendous mess.
Truna, Kazandu Explorer3RG
Planeswalker - Truna
+1: Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
-2: Create three 0/1 green Plant tokens.
-6: Creatures you control gain haste and +X/+X where X is the number of lands you control until end of turn.
Starting Loyalty: 3
Next: A planeswalker based on a character quoted in flavor text. (That doesn't have their own card yet.)
Hans, Planesrunner1GUR
Planeswalker - Hans
+1: Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield.
-3: Put a creature from your hand onto the battlefield. This creature must have Power greater than Hans' loyalty.
-5: Shuffle all permanents in play into their owner's decks.
{1}
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Quick, dirty, probably way off in the cost to effect department. +1 is him running to a new plane, -1 is him leading a big creature to you, -5 is him dragging all the players to another plane.
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I love Slivers, Myr, Saprolings and generally any creature type best served by spamming loads of tokens
Derp. Forgot that I didn't do this. Next: Something Phyrexian. Sympathizer, Completed Myrrian, Old Phyrexian with an Ambulator, whatever. Something Phyrexian.
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I love Slivers, Myr, Saprolings and generally any creature type best served by spamming loads of tokens
Tezzeret, drawn to the oil 3UB
Planeswalker - Tezzeret
+1 - Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
-1 - Target player sacrifices a creature with a -1/-1 counter on it. Create an artifact token with "Sacrifice this artifact: add 1 mana of any color to your mana pool"
-7 - You get an emblem with "whenever you cast a spell, proliferate" and "Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card"
4
Next: A planeswalker card depicting 2 planeswalkers working together. I'd prefer a Nissa/Chandra card, but you're free to pick your own pair.
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Planeswalker - Gleemax
+3: Gain control of target permanent.
-4: You control target player during that player's next turn.
-15: You get an emblem with "You choose all targets for all spells and abilities."
[7]
Next: Planeswalker who can only function if some game state is met (for example, only if you control a certain creature type, or if your health meets a certain threshold value, etc).
Planeswalker - Jaya
Activate abilities of Jaya, Flame of Regatha only if an opponent was dealt damage this turn.
+2: Jaya, Flame of Regatha deals 2 damage to target creature.
-3: Creatures can't block this turn.
-5: Jaya, Flame of Regatha deals 6 damage to each creature, each player, and each other planeswalker. Creatures dealt damage this way lose indestructible until end of turn.
[3]
Next: A Phyrexian planeswalker.
Planeswalker -- Asurai
+1: Up to one target creature you control gains bushido 1 until your next turn.
-X: Target creature you control gets +X/+0 until end of turn, then it fights target creature you don't control.
-6: Creatures you control gain lifelink, deathtouch, and bushido 4 until your next turn.
4
Next: A planeswalker from Lorwyn and/or Shadowmoor.
Planeswalker — Bridgebreaker
+3: Return a land you control to its owner's hand.
-3: Return all lands you control to their owners' hands.
-10: Return all lands to their owners' hands.
1
Next: Liliana and Chandra's magically-conceived BR planeswalker child.
Carnation Vess-Nalaar 3BR
Planeswalker — Carnation (M)
Whenever a Zombie creature you control dies, exile the top two cards of your library.
+1: Create a tapped 1/1 black Zombie creature token.
-2: Carnation Vess-Nalaar deals 2 damage to target creature you control and target creature you don't control.
-7: Until the end of your next turn, you may cast cards exiled with Carnation Vess-Nalaar. For each {B} or {R} in their mana costs you may pay 2 life instead.
3
Next:
Explore the origins of a canon walker with a new Origins-style creature-to-planeswalker transform card. Obviously don't use one of the Origins 5 here, or any of the other walkers we've seen creature versions of.
Edit: The excluded characters for this challenge therefore are: Gideon, Jace, Liliana, Chandra, Nissa, Bolas, Karn, Narset, Ob Nixilis, Teferi, Venser, and Xenagos.
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
~ is all colors.
The "legend rule" doesn't apply to ~
You deck can have five cards named ~
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control exactly five permanents named ~, choose one of them, exile it, then return to the battlefield tarnsformed. Exile the rest.
2/1
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Taysir Unreflected
Planeswalker - Taysir
+2 Draw three cards, then shuffle two cards from your hand into your library.
-2 Add WUBRG to your mana pool.
-3 Copy target spell you control.
-7 Exile all other nonland permanents.
5
Next: Planeswalker, which magic is related to chess
Planeswalker — Liudmila (M)
+1: Up to one target creature whose power is less than or equal to Liudmila's loyalty gains flying until end of turn. You may tap it.
-2: Choose target creature. Its controller may have you destroy it. If he or she doesn't, draw a card.
-X: Destroy target creature. X is equal to that creature's power. Tap each other creature with the same controller.
4
Next:
Choose a canon walker with only one card. Make the next card for them.
Dovin, Living Shutdown 1WU
Planeswalker - Dovin
+1: Up to one target creature gets +1/+3 and gains defender until your next turn.
-2: Until your next turn, activated abilities that aren't mana abilities can't be activated.
-6: Tap all permanents you don't control. Untap all permanents you control.
{[3]}
Next: A planeswalker whose persona is sort of like a pro wrestler.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Planeswalker - Ce'na
+1: Ce'na deals 3 damage to target creature. When that creature dies this turn, you gain 2 life.
-2: Choose a target creature. Until your next turn, any time Ce'na would take damage, that damage is dealt to that creature instead. If that creature dies before your next upkeep, draw a card
-8: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control have "(R/G), T: This creature fights another target creature."" and "The first time each turn a creature you control dies, draw a card."
5
He wrestles a creature for his first ability, then he tags out for his minus, and for his ultimate, he becomes a wrestling promoter.
Next: A new version of Koth, on New Phyrexia, right before the Gatewatch get there.
Planeswalker - Koth
+1: Add X red mana to your mana pool where X is half the number of mountains you control
-1: Deal 3 damage to target creature. If that creature has a Phyrexian watermark, exile it
-8: Deal X damage to target opponent and each creature he or she controls, where X is the number of mountains you control.
{3}
Next:
A non-jace walker at home in a control deck (bonus for making him/her Dimir)
Standard - Some kind of control
Modern - UB Mill (casual)
EDH - Meren's Grave Shenanigans
Planeswalker - Murmur
+1: Each opponent loses 1 life and discards a card.
-3: Return target non-land permanent to it's owner's hand.
-8: You get an emblem with: "Each card in your hand has Transmute UB."
(4)
Next: A planeswalker who loves cats.
Planeswalker - Brimane
+1: Create a 1/1 white cat creature token with vigilance
-3: Choose target creature. You may tap X cat creatures you control, where X is that creature's toughness. If you do, exile that creature.
-9: You get an emblem with "Cat creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes untapped, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature" and "W, T: You gain 1 life.""
4
Next: Choose a canon planeswalker with only one card, and make their next card (excluding Dovin)
Planeswalker - Tibalt
+1: Whenever a creature is dealt damage this turn, it's controller discards a card.
-4: Search your library for a card and exile it. You may cast that card this turn. (If you don't it remains exiled.)
-8: Create X 1/1 Devil creature tokens where X is the highest life total among players. Those tokens have "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to target creature or player."
(3)
Next: A planeswalker that works well with enchantments.
Planeswalker - Oarin
+1: Gain 1 life for each enchantment you control.
-2: Create a token that's a copy of target enchantment you control.
-6: Search your library for up to three enchantment cards and put them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle your library.
[3]
Next: A Planeswalker that is a spellshaper.
Planeswalker - Luar
+2: Creatures your opponents control get -2/-0 until your next turn. You discard a card.
-4: Discard a card then draw cards equal to the discarded card's converted mana cost.
-12: You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent discards a card you may instead cast it without paying its mana cost."
4
Next: An evil twin of an existing planeswalker.
Planeswalker - Gideon
Creatures you control have "1, T: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature or a loyalty counter on target planeswalker."
Creatures you don't control have "Whenever this creature attacks, it doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step."
-3: Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. Gideon, Master of Discipline deals 3 damage to up to one target tapped creature.
{[5]}
Next: Sarkhan in blue-red.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
+1: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until end of turn
-2: Sarkhan deals damage equal to the number of cards in your hand to target creature
-8: you get an emblem with: "whenever you draw a card, create a 5/5 red dragon creature token with flying."
Next: a Bolas with W in its casting cost
Planeswalker - Bellonis
(+1) - Create 2 1/1 Soldier tokens.
(-0) - ~ becomes a 5/5 creature with Indestructible.
(-6) - For every land you tapped this turn, create a 1/1 Soldier token in that land's color.
(3)
Next: Somehow, Ulamog and the other two Eldrazi titans merged with each other, then the resulting massive and putrid creature learned how to planeswalk.
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Zombie
You may put twenty cards your opponents own from exile into their owners' graveyards rather than pay Ulamog, Emrakul's Lich's mana cost.
When you cast Ulamog, Emrakul's Lich, target player loses 5 life and you gain 5 life.
Haste
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile target creature or land.
When Ulamog is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles his or her graveyard into his or her library.
(Melds with Kozilek, Emrakul's Revenant.)
10/10
Kozilek, Emrakul's Revenant 9CC
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi Spirit
When you cast Kozilek, Emrakul's Revenant, add CCCCC to your mana pool, then search your library for a nonlegendary card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Shuffle your library afterwards.
Kozilek, Emrakul's Revenant can't be blocked by creatures with flying.
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
At the beginning of your end step, if you both own and control Kozilek, Emrakul's Revenant and a creature named Ulamog, Emrakul's Lich, exile them, then meld them into Gomkeliz, Death Knell of the Multiverse.
When Kozilek is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles his or her graveyard into his or her library.
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Gomkeliz, Death Knell of the Multiverse
• Planeswalker - Gomkeliz
+2: Create two 3/2 colorless Eldrazi Horror creature tokens.
-10: Target player loses 13 life. Exile thirteen cards at random from that player's hand and the top thirteen cards of that player's library.
-24: The next time you start a game against target opponent, at the beginning of the first upkeep of that game, that player loses the game.
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I sincerely hope you're happy.
Next: An Innistradi planeswalker on Zendikar, or vice-versa, who is nothing like this horrendous mess.
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Planeswalker - Truna
+1: Search your library for a land card and put it onto the battlefield tapped.
-2: Create three 0/1 green Plant tokens.
-6: Creatures you control gain haste and +X/+X where X is the number of lands you control until end of turn.
Starting Loyalty: 3
Next: A planeswalker based on a character quoted in flavor text. (That doesn't have their own card yet.)
Planeswalker - Hans
+1: Put a land from your hand onto the battlefield.
-3: Put a creature from your hand onto the battlefield. This creature must have Power greater than Hans' loyalty.
-5: Shuffle all permanents in play into their owner's decks.
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Quick, dirty, probably way off in the cost to effect department. +1 is him running to a new plane, -1 is him leading a big creature to you, -5 is him dragging all the players to another plane.
Standard - Some kind of control
Modern - UB Mill (casual)
EDH - Meren's Grave Shenanigans
Planeswalker - Tezzeret
+1 - Put a -1/-1 counter on target creature.
-1 - Target player sacrifices a creature with a -1/-1 counter on it. Create an artifact token with "Sacrifice this artifact: add 1 mana of any color to your mana pool"
-7 - You get an emblem with "whenever you cast a spell, proliferate" and "Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card"
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Next: A planeswalker card depicting 2 planeswalkers working together. I'd prefer a Nissa/Chandra card, but you're free to pick your own pair.