Transmuted Hulk3UG
Creature - Human Mutant
Trample
When ~ dies, transform ~.
4/3 He tried to run from what he became.
// Mutant Ghoul (B/G) Creature - Zombie Mutant
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
7/5 Only to return as an even worse monster
Snickering Tempter1RR
Creature- Devil Advisor 2RR: Untap target creature, and gain control of it until end of turn. It gains haste this turn. "Why don't you come with me?"
2/2
Woodland Wanderer1GG
Creature - Human
~ cannot block.
Whenever ~ attacks, ~ must be blocked by one creature.
Whenever ~ is blocked, remove it from combat.
1/1 Gregor always wandered into the woods and always came scurrying back home before wandering off again.
Geist of Deep SolitudeGG
Creature- Spirit G: Regenerate Geist of Deep Solitude 2G: Gain 1 life.
As long as you control no other non-forest permanents, Geist of Deep Solitude gets +4/+4. "She does not wish to be disturbed." - Nerrick, mad hermit
0/1
Shisho, Sharer of Sorrows2UB
Legendary Creature - Spirit
Whenever ~ becomes the target of a spell or ability, each player puts the top three cards of his or her library into their graveyard. 2BT: Each player discards a card. 2UT: Each player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
3/3 For each tear shed, brings a ripple of sorrow.- Snow Tail, Kitsune Sage
Unliving Protector1W
Creature- Spirit
Soulbond, Defender
As long as Unliving Protector is paired with a creature, that creature gets +1/+1, and is indestructible. "I am not scared of you. Uncle Ugo is watching."
0/4
Next:
Rare creature type, fugitive, high toughness
Fleeing PheldagriffGWU
Creature - Pheldagriff
If ~ toughness is three or greater it has Flying.
If ~ toughness is six or greater it has +5/+5 and Trample.
1/1
They just don't make hate like they used to. (Not that that's necessarily a bad thing.)
Frost WitchUU
Creature- Human Shaman
Whenever an opponent taps three or more mountains for mana in a single turn, those lands don't untap during their controller's next untap step. "I prefer the cold, don't you?"
1/3
Untrustworthy Sellsword1BB
Creature - Human Mercenary 3 Pay 2 life: Target player gains control of ~. Any player can play this ability.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
3/3 Anyone can be bought for the right price, him especially.
Narrqa, Enlightened TrollGGGG
Legendary Creature- Troll Shaman
Defender
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a meditation counter on Narrqa.
Remove a meditation counter from Narrqa: regenerate Narrqa, he gains hexproof until end of turn.
Remove 3 meditiatin counters from Narrqa: Draw 3 cards and gain 3 life
7/7
Inquisitive Squirrel1G
Creature - Squirrel
Skulk
1/1 Squirrels of this wood have a knack of exploring many a nook and cranny and even wound up in houses.
Fragrant Snare-Ochu3RG
Creature - Plant Beast R: Target creature attacks this turn if able. G: Target creature blocks this turn if able. While fully ambulatory and capable of hunting down prey, the Snare-Ochu prefers to attract potential food with befuddling aromantic pheromones.
4/5
Vexed Oaklord2GG
Creature - Treefolk
Trample, Reach
~ cannot attack unless an opponent controls two or more creatures with flying. Confounded birds!
6/6
Spiteful Shepherd2WB
Creature - Spirit Cleric
Each other spirit creature you control gets +1/+1
Whenever a spirit Creatre enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.
3/3 "Your sins shall haunt you."
Pentachoronic Fiend2CC
Creature - Eldrazi
Spells your opponents cast cannot target ~ unless it is the second spell they've cast this turn.
~ cannot be blocked by creatures with unequal power and toughness. "It looked a little like how the color seven tastes." - Huna, survivor of Kozilek attack
4/5
Arrogant Lavasmith3RR
Creature - Giant Shaman T Sacrifice two lands: ~ deals 4 damage to target creature.
~ can't block.
Whenever ~ dealt damage by a red source you control, prevent one of that damage.
3/3 Flesh tempered by the molten earth. Craft born of perfection.
Masked Chimera2UUR
Creature - Chimera
Flying, haste
Whenever Masked Chimera deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. UUR: Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn. Each feature of its mercurial mask comes from a different animal.
2/7
Ulwen, King of Goldheim3WW
Legendary Creature - Dwarf Lord [It's a Mythic!]
Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
Creatures you control have indestructible as long as it's not your turn. "Those troops look to me. If I falter, they falter. If they falter, the city falls. The responsibility is mine. This city lives or dies because of my decisions!"
4/4
Keywords: Legendary, Confusion, Certainty, Clouds, Stone
Gyrael, Granite Sage2WU
Legendary Creature - Gargoyle Wizard
Flying
Defender 1WUT: Shuffle your library. Then Scry 3. 3: Target creature you control gains flying until end of turn.
3/5 "From confusion comes certainty. Watch the skies, they will be your guide.
Haziphael, Neonate Titan5CC
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi [It's a Mythic!]
When you cast Haziphael, Neonate Titan, put seven 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens onto the battlefield. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add C to your mana pool."
When Haziphael dies, return it to its owner's hand. "So that is what happens when a plane is fully lost to the Eldrazi."
-Jace.
7/7
You may have Alter Doppelganger enter the battlefield as a copy any creature on the battlefield except its power is equal to the toughness of that creature and its toughness is equal to the power.
0/0 In this dimension im a girl... a nice, muscular and tall girl.
You are lucky, in this dimension im fat and bald.
- Melen, the peasant, and Niry, champion of the crossrock.
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Next: Chimera, dinosaur, centipede, Jund.
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Undergrowth Symbiote1RGB
Creature - Lizard Horror
Devour 2
When ~ dies, put a 1/1 Black Green insect creature token with Deathtouch for each +1/+1 counter on ~.
1/1 "The merging of the shards have created some strange and rather horrifying partnerships."
- Telefor, Field Biologist
Creature - Human Mutant
Trample
When ~ dies, transform ~.
4/3
He tried to run from what he became.
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Mutant Ghoul
(B/G) Creature - Zombie Mutant
Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
7/5
Only to return as an even worse monster
Next: Mythical, Bird, Beautiful, Elusive
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Legendary Creature - Bird
Flying, Hexproof
: Add two mana in any combination of colors or colorless to your mana pool.
3/3
Next: Devil, charming, desire, ancient
Creature- Devil Advisor
2RR: Untap target creature, and gain control of it until end of turn. It gains haste this turn.
"Why don't you come with me?"
2/2
next:
Foolish, lost, wilderness, fear
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Creature - Human
~ cannot block.
Whenever ~ attacks, ~ must be blocked by one creature.
Whenever ~ is blocked, remove it from combat.
1/1
Gregor always wandered into the woods and always came scurrying back home before wandering off again.
Next: Haunted, Wilderness, Inhuman
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature- Spirit
G: Regenerate Geist of Deep Solitude
2G: Gain 1 life.
As long as you control no other non-forest permanents, Geist of Deep Solitude gets +4/+4.
"She does not wish to be disturbed." - Nerrick, mad hermit
0/1
Next:
Legendary, Kamigawa, Sorrow
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Legendary Creature - Spirit
Whenever ~ becomes the target of a spell or ability, each player puts the top three cards of his or her library into their graveyard.
2BT: Each player discards a card.
2UT: Each player puts the top card of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
3/3
For each tear shed, brings a ripple of sorrow.- Snow Tail, Kitsune Sage
Next: Undead, Loyal, Ally, once a friend
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature- Spirit
Soulbond, Defender
As long as Unliving Protector is paired with a creature, that creature gets +1/+1, and is indestructible.
"I am not scared of you. Uncle Ugo is watching."
0/4
Next:
Rare creature type, fugitive, high toughness
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Fleeing Pheldagriff GWU
Creature - Pheldagriff
If ~ toughness is three or greater it has Flying.
If ~ toughness is six or greater it has +5/+5 and Trample.
1/1
Next: lands, Blue, hate card
Frost Witch UU
Creature- Human Shaman
Whenever an opponent taps three or more mountains for mana in a single turn, those lands don't untap during their controller's next untap step.
"I prefer the cold, don't you?"
1/3
Next:
betrayer, evasion, activated ability
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Creature - Human Mercenary
3 Pay 2 life: Target player gains control of ~. Any player can play this ability.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life.
3/3
Anyone can be bought for the right price, him especially.
Next: Knowledge, Transcendent, Non-Human
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Legendary Creature- Troll Shaman
Defender
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a meditation counter on Narrqa.
Remove a meditation counter from Narrqa: regenerate Narrqa, he gains hexproof until end of turn.
Remove 3 meditiatin counters from Narrqa: Draw 3 cards and gain 3 life
7/7
Next:
Animal, Curious, Small
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Creature - Squirrel
Skulk
1/1
Squirrels of this wood have a knack of exploring many a nook and cranny and even wound up in houses.
Next: Penance, Shady, Masked, Confession
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature- Human Cleric
T: Destroy target aura enchanting a permanent you own or control.
"Do you wish to make a confession?"
1/3
next:
Terrifying, evil, nonblack
Low-power cube enthusiast!
My 1570 card cube (no longer updated)
My 415 Peasant+ Artifact and Enchantment Cube
Ever-Expanding "Just throw it in" cube.
Creature - Devil
Menace
Haste
When ~ dies, ~ deals 4 damage to you.
4/4
They just want to have fun and games.
Next: alluring, wild, hostile
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Plant Beast
R: Target creature attacks this turn if able.
G: Target creature blocks this turn if able.
While fully ambulatory and capable of hunting down prey, the Snare-Ochu prefers to attract potential food with befuddling aromantic pheromones.
4/5
Next:
Lumbering, powerful, distracted
Creature - Treefolk
Trample, Reach
~ cannot attack unless an opponent controls two or more creatures with flying.
Confounded birds!
6/6
Next: Lord, Souls, Hated, Religion
Creature - Spirit Cleric
Each other spirit creature you control gets +1/+1
Whenever a spirit Creatre enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.
3/3
"Your sins shall haunt you."
Next: fated, duelist, gentlemanly
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Eldrazi
Spells your opponents cast cannot target ~ unless it is the second spell they've cast this turn.
~ cannot be blocked by creatures with unequal power and toughness.
"It looked a little like how the color seven tastes." - Huna, survivor of Kozilek attack
4/5
Next
Cyclic, corrupting, redeeming
OR
Volcanic, arrogant, thin-skinned
Creature - Giant Shaman
T Sacrifice two lands: ~ deals 4 damage to target creature.
~ can't block.
Whenever ~ dealt damage by a red source you control, prevent one of that damage.
3/3
Flesh tempered by the molten earth. Craft born of perfection.
Next: Chimeric, Oddity, Curiosity
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Creature - Chimera
Flying, haste
Whenever Masked Chimera deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
UUR: Switch target creature's power and toughness until end of turn.
Each feature of its mercurial mask comes from a different animal.
2/7
Next: Golden, armored, smallish
I̟̥͍̠ͅn̩͉̣͍̬͚ͅ ̬̬͖t̯̹̞̺͖͓̯̤h̘͍̬e͙̯͈̖̼̮ ̭̬f̺̲̲̪i͙͉̟̩̰r̪̝͚͈̝̥͍̝̲s̼̻͇̘̳͔ͅt̲̺̳̗̜̪̙ ̳̺̥̻͚̗ͅm̜̜̟̰͈͓͎͇o̝̖̮̝͇m̯̻̞̼̫̗͓̤e̩̯̬̮̩n͎̱̪̲̹͖t͇̖s̰̮ͅ,̤̲͙̻̭̻̯̹̰ ̖t̫̙̺̯͖͚̯ͅh͙̯̦̳̗̰̟e͖̪͉̼̯ ̪͕g̞̣͔a̗̦t̬̬͓͙̫̖̭̻e̩̻̯ ̜̖̦̖̤̭͙̬t̞̹̥̪͎͉ͅo͕͚͍͇̲͇͓̺ ̭̬͙͈̣̻t͈͍͙͓̫̖͙̩h̪̬̖̙e̗͈ ̗̬̟̞̺̤͉̯ͅa̦̯͚̙̜̮f͉͙̲̣̞̼t̪̤̞̣͚e̲͉̳̥r͇̪̙͚͓l̥̞̞͎̹̯̹ͅi͓̬f̮̥̬̞͈ͅe͎ ̟̩̤̳̠̯̩̯o̮̘̲p̟͚̣̞͉͓e͍̩̣n͔̼͕͚̜e̬̱d̼̘͎̖̹͍̮̠,͖̺̭̱̮ ̣̲͖̬̪̭̥a̪͚n̟̲̝̤̤̞̗d̘̱̗͇̮͕̳͕͔ ͖̞͉͎t̹̙͎h̰̱͉̗e̪̞̱̝̹̩ͅ ̠̱̩̭̦p̯̙e͓o̳͚̰̯̺̱̰͔̘p̬͎̱̣̼̩͇l̗̟̖͚̠e̱͉͔̱̦̬̟̙ ̖͚̪͔̼̦w̺̖̤̱e͖̗̻̦͓̖̘̜r̭̥e͔̹̫̱͕̦̰͕ ̗͔̠p̠̗͍͍̱̳̠r̰͔͎̰o͉̥͓̰͚̥s̟͚̹̱͔̣t͉̙̳̖͖̪̮r̥̘̥͙̹a͉̟̫̟̳̠̟̭t͈̜̰͈͎e̞̣̭̲̬ ͚̗̯̟͙i͍͖̰̘̦͖͉ṇ̮̻̯̦̲̩͍ ̦̮͚̫̤t͉͖̫͕ͅͅh͙̮̻̘̣̮̼e͕̺ ͙l͕̠͎̰̥i̲͓͉̲g̫̳̟͈͇̖h̠̦̖t͓̯͎̗ ̳̪̘̟̙̩̦o̫̲f̙͔̰̙̠ ̹̪̗͇̯t͖̼̼͉͖̬h̹͇̩e͚̖̺̤͉̹͕̪ ͚͓̭̝̺G͎̗̯̩o̫̯̮̟̮̳̘d̜̲͙̠-̩̳̯̲̗̜P̹̘̥͉̝h͍͈̗̖̝ͅa͍̗̮̼̗r̜̖͇̙̺a̭̺͔̞̳͈o̪̣͓̯̬͙̯̰̗h̖̦͈̥̯͔.͇̣̙̝
Legendary Creature - Dwarf Lord [It's a Mythic!]
Creatures you control get +1/+1 and have vigilance.
Creatures you control have indestructible as long as it's not your turn.
"Those troops look to me. If I falter, they falter. If they falter, the city falls. The responsibility is mine. This city lives or dies because of my decisions!"
4/4
Keywords: Legendary, Confusion, Certainty, Clouds, Stone
Legendary Creature - Gargoyle Wizard
Flying
Defender
1WUT: Shuffle your library. Then Scry 3.
3: Target creature you control gains flying until end of turn.
3/5
"From confusion comes certainty. Watch the skies, they will be your guide.
Next: lost, child, monstrous, humanoid
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.
Legendary Creature - Eldrazi [It's a Mythic!]
When you cast Haziphael, Neonate Titan, put seven 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens onto the battlefield. They have "Sacrifice this creature: Add C to your mana pool."
When Haziphael dies, return it to its owner's hand.
"So that is what happens when a plane is fully lost to the Eldrazi."
-Jace.
7/7
Next: Alternate Reality, Gender, Opposite, Parallel
Creature - Shapeshifter
You may have Alter Doppelganger enter the battlefield as a copy any creature on the battlefield except its power is equal to the toughness of that creature and its toughness is equal to the power.
0/0
In this dimension im a girl... a nice, muscular and tall girl.
You are lucky, in this dimension im fat and bald.
- Melen, the peasant, and Niry, champion of the crossrock.
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Next: Chimera, dinosaur, centipede, Jund.
Creature - Lizard Horror
Devour 2
When ~ dies, put a 1/1 Black Green insect creature token with Deathtouch for each +1/+1 counter on ~.
1/1
"The merging of the shards have created some strange and rather horrifying partnerships."
- Telefor, Field Biologist
Next: Lightning, Wind, Avian, mythical
Sasky for the Sig.
I am in your [PACK]. Watching you... do... something.