Quote from FMaholicIt was kind of funny, but very annoying at the same time, fun at home with his friends, maybe, but i paid money to play there.
Quote from Self MedicatedIsn't that a violation of the floor rules? Or the DCI tournament rules? Not to mention illegal.
Quote from FMaholicMagic is a thinking man's game, can't really think clearly under the influence so it's not very challenging or fun for me (though it was probably very much so for him).
Quote from Powdered Blackblade
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
Quote from Ninja Caterpie
Last time it went large-small-large, it went "happy adventure land", "mana filled happy adventure land", "DEAD MANA ELDRAZI OVERRUN SAD DEFENSE LAND."
The problem now was that although we tried to play normally, it was so awkaward because he/she was unsure about my reaction and how to react, and I was unsure and very unconcentrated because I had thoughts swirling through my head whether I had been rude (without intention) or whether I should say anything (but what, "what is your gender?, not really)
Mhjames: mtgsalvation: I DON'T SEE HOW THIS CARD IS GOOD. I KNOW PATRICK CHAPIN USED IT AND WENT 8-0, BUT THAT WAS A SMALL TOURNAMENT. THE CARD IS TOO SLOW. YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE THE OPPONENT HAS A SPELL IN THE GRAVEYARD
Quote from FMaholicMine was a couple of weeks ago, it was at a new store for me and it was a great time other than my last round game...
It was a $5 casual night where they have a pool of packs we're playing for, very casual but fun.
So pairings go up for the last round of the night, I go to the table and waiting across from me is this kid with the reddest eyes i've ever seen and who reaked like a skunk.
I swear he must have went out to the parking lot and spent some time with Cheech and Chong between rounds, he was barely coherent and missed so many of his triggers and would laugh 30 seconds later when he realized he did (we were both 2-2 at this time, so no prizes were on the line anyways).
It was kind of funny, but very annoying at the same time, fun at home with his friends, maybe, but i paid money to play there.
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Quote from InfallibleThis was at one of my LGS around the time NPHwas released and I remember sitting down across from a really pretty girl, and I was thinking `holy crap this must be my lucky day!`. So, she's playing her home brew Infect deck while I'm playing MBC. We're talking casually through out the game and I'm a natural flirt, so I start flirting with her and making stupid comments like her sleeves bring out the color of her eyes and she's the best smelling person to ever enter this card shop. Well, after she gets wind mill slammed by a field full of Obliterator's two games in a row I offer her my hand to shake and she smiles at someone behind me. I then turn around and see a really pissed off looking dude about twice my size standing there with his arms crossed. Turns out it was her husband and he had been sitting directly behind me the entire time at the other table. My chair was literally touching his and yeah, he wasn't happy. I laughed and told him I was sorry and complimented him on his hot wife and then proceeded to play him next round and wind mill slam his Infect deck.
Quote from RCarlysleI once farted during the final match for prizes at an FNM. It was a tense moment, everything was quiet, control vs control, I was about to mana leak, thought about it.. and farted. Then mana leaked.
Quote from ZebiLet's just get Rich Hagon on R&D, then all cards with keywords would have handy little notes beside them.
Strong Creature :symg::symg:
Trample (Trample is really good.)
Flash (Your opponents will never suspect this!)