Last week at SCG Seattle, I was paired up against a really weird person round 9 (the final round). He's playing goblins and I'm on elves, so I beat him pretty quickly. He never cuts and makes various comments about how long I shuffle (it was a fairly complimentary tone) After the match, he says, really slowly, "do you know what you're doing with that deck?". I stutter out a "kind of". He nods his head and leaves.
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If that's your "casual," what on earth is required for "formal," a butler in livery shuffling the decks whilst a pianist plays Brahms in front of a tapestry?
Cue massive rant. Some highlights:...
"**** UR MOTHER IS A LESBIAN"
"DO U LIKE THREESOME?"
Those two are my faves because my mother is a LESBIAN (we always shout it too), and don't most guys at least think they would like a threesome? I'm not sure if you are male or female, but that waste of sperm was a dude (I find it impossible to believe that your opponent was anything other than a male) who I'm sure assumed everyone else on 'trice is dude.
...Yah. That was the first game that's actually gotten me to break down crying afterwards. It was pretty much stubbornness that got me through it.[/SPOILER]
I'm sure it felt terrible at the time, but I almost shot Cherry Coke Zero out of my nose laughing at it just now. Cockatrice is a vile vile place if you play games with randos.
Last week at SCG Seattle, I was paired up against a really weird person round 9 (the final round). He's playing goblins and I'm on elves, so I beat him pretty quickly. He never cuts and makes various comments about how long I shuffle (it was a fairly complimentary tone) After the match, he says, really slowly, "do you know what you're doing with that deck?". I stutter out a "kind of". He nods his head and leaves.
What is that even suppose to mean? You won, what right did he have to be condescending to you (not that he would have had the right if you had lost either)?
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I hate the reserved list.
Mythic rares are fine.
I'm sure it felt terrible at the time, but I almost shot Cherry Coke Zero out of my nose laughing at it just now. Cockatrice is a vile vile place if you play games with randos.
What is that even suppose to mean? You won, what right did he have to be condescending to you (not that he would have had the right if you had lost either)?
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