Bless my soul
Kyth was on a roll
Person of the week in every 'Kroan opinion poll
What a pro
Kyth could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero!
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero, just like that
When he smiled
The girls went wild
with oos and aahs
And they slapped his face
On ev'ry vase
(On ev'ry "vahse"!)
Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
Packed a pair of pretty pecs
Kythie, he comes, he
sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were
going bonkers
He showed the moxie, brains, and spunk
From zero to hero, a major hunk
Zero to hero, and who'da thunk?
Who put the "glad" in gladiator?
Kytheon!
Whose daring deeds are great theater?
Kytheon!
Is he bold?
No one braver
Is he sweet?
Our savored flavor!
MTGS Wikia Article about "New World Order"
Every time I read a comment about "Well if this card had card draw/trample/haste/indestructible/hexproof/life gain...", I think "You're missing the point." They're armchair developer comments that fail to take into account the card's role in the greater Limited and Standard environment. No, it may not be as good as whatever card you're comparing it to. There's a reason for that. Not every burn spell is Lightning Bolt, nor does it need to be or should be.
PSA to everyone who keeps forgetting about the Reserved List:
You're on a website dedicated to talking about MtG. You're only a few keystrokes away from finding out what cards are on the Reserved List. You're also only a few keystrokes away from finding out why some cards on the Reserved List got foil printings in FtV, as Judge promos, or whatnot, as well as why that won't happen again. Stop doing this.
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Spirits
Kyth was on a roll
Person of the week in every 'Kroan opinion poll
What a pro
Kyth could stop a show
Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO
He was a no one
A zero, zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero!
Here was a kid with his act down pat
From zero to hero in no time flat
Zero to hero, just like that
When he smiled
The girls went wild
with oos and aahs
And they slapped his face
On ev'ry vase
(On ev'ry "vahse"!)
From appearance fees and royalties
our Kyth had cash to burn
Now noveau riche and famous
He could tell you
what Meletians earn
Say amen
There he goes again
Sweet and undefeated
And an awesome 10 for 10
Folks lined up
Just to watch him flex
And this perfect package
Packed a pair of pretty pecs
Kythie, he comes, he
sees, he conquers
Honey, the crowds were
going bonkers
He showed the moxie, brains, and spunk
From zero to hero, a major hunk
Zero to hero, and who'da thunk?
Who put the "glad" in gladiator?
Kytheon!
Whose daring deeds are great theater?
Kytheon!
Is he bold?
No one braver
Is he sweet?
Our savored flavor!
Kytheon, Kytheon,
Kytheon, Kytheon,
Kytheon, Kytheon
Bless my soul
Kyth was on a roll
Undefeated
Riding high
And the nicest guy
Not conceited
He was a nothing
A zero zero
Now he's a honcho
He's a hero!
He hit the heights at breakneck speed
From zero to hero
Kyth is a hero
Now he's a heroooooooo~
Yes, indeed!
Every time I read a comment about "Well if this card had card draw/trample/haste/indestructible/hexproof/life gain...", I think "You're missing the point." They're armchair developer comments that fail to take into account the card's role in the greater Limited and Standard environment. No, it may not be as good as whatever card you're comparing it to. There's a reason for that. Not every burn spell is Lightning Bolt, nor does it need to be or should be.