While reading today’s Wotc artist interview I saw a very large picture of the new Boartusk Liege that made me do a double take. Do you see it? That pig’s got genitals and it's happy to see you!
I checked the card and it’s there too. Does this mean all other animals depicted in magic cards are female? Or is this simply a step toward a more realistic depiction of magic creatures? Granted this is just an animal, but what are you gonna say when that 9 year old at the store points between the pigs legs and asks why the creature has two tails?
(Note, I’m not really outraged or anything, just surprised and slightly amused enough to point this out to my fellow MTGSers.) So what do you thnk?
ATTACHMENTS
Boartusk_Liege_640
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
MTG Rules Advisor
Join The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Minions committed to
forcing Contraptions in YMTC4,
and Resisting The Tyranny of the
First of all, that just makes me laugh. Secondly, my 9-year old is already gonna know about genitals and he could care less when he's smacking down with his 3/4 trampler
Has the 9-year-old in question never seen a male dog before? Because if he has then he should be able to figure out what's going on with this boar.
And when you say the boar is "happy to see you," I assume you're referring to the toothy grin. Because, without delving into specifics, there is no other indication of happiness in the picture.
Legacy/Vintage GWREnchanted Eve (building) ~ BPoxy Pox
Standard WUMeow-Go~BU Infection
Casual BWAngel Doom ~ GRWWarpride ~ WGUStoic Control (ARG)
EDH BRGWUScion of the Ur-Dragon ~ BSiezan, The Perverter of Truth ~ W 8.5 Tails (needs work) All my Decks.
Has the 9-year-old in question never seen a male dog before? Because if he has then he should be able to figure out what's going on with this boar.
And when you say the boar is "happy to see you," I assume you're referring to the toothy grin. Because, without delving into specifics, there is no other indication of happiness in the picture.
It takes a special kinda person to notice that, and then suspect that children all over the world will be staring at the excited bacon? Go to see you are REALLY enjoying the new set.
Who really cares if there is a ***** on the art of the card. Seriously, what are we five? There isn't anything pornographic about it. It's just a male boar.
Ever seen a dog? Most animals have a tuft of hair there.
This is like complaining that you can see Old Yeller's bung-hole. Or that your kid might see his own pets wang. Seriously O_o
Animal privates are not X-Rated. I doubt Black Stallion was a popular movie among teenage girls because they were going hoping to glimpse some Horse meat.
You really need to get out more, its a tuft of hair.
I'd be more concerned about printing cards like Witch-Maw Nephilim and the prerelease Demigod.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
The only good thing about this post is the edible chocolate roaches they gave out! Mmm mmm!
*crawl crawl*
Wait a minute, edible roaches don't crawl! EDIBLE ROACHES DON'T CRAWL!
You look at Boartusk and think X-rated....
No one thinks of Giant Flying Bondage *****(GFBP)?
yeah this card is 10x worse than the other one. im sure some kids have noticed they have their own lil package but if they haven't no bigy. and i agree about this not being x rated. when i saw the name of this thread i thought they finally printed that version of eternal witness with the skull nipples.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Life moves pretty fast sometimes, if you don't stop
and look around every once and a while you could miss it. - ferris bueller
Just looking at the autocard from the internet, it seems that this boar is well set.
Looking at the expanded pic, it looks like he is a furry boar and nothing more.
Howerver, flying bondage penises should be excluded from magic arts, you are right about that one.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Wizards could put $100 bills in packs and people would complain about how they were folded."
My God, this is really really really pathetic. Really! What's the fuss man? But I understand, some countries are what more prudish with some things. A nipple on television and everyone would get crazy.
Relax. Reflecting it all off like it isn't normal and dirty and all isn't good. If you do you begin to see cocks in giant wurms and stuff like that. That isn't really good man, seriously!
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
hey i have managed to evolve my axolotls by feeding them thyroid glands the thyroxine contained in these gland is enough to change these water dwelling creatures into land based creatures
Posted by: Tay Collins | January 20, 2010 6:45 AM
Tay, that's not evolution. It's metamorphosis. Evolution means descent with heritable modification – individuals cannot evolve, unless they're Pokemon.
Posted by: David Marjanović | January 20, 2010 8:55 AM
i don't see anything wrong the monkey other than the fact that the other monkeys are looking at his crotch.
Uh, it's the OTHER monkeys that are the issue there. They appear to be doing some pretty naughty things in the background. In fact, this card was nicknamed "Sex Monkeys" when it was in standard.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
My Moderator Helpdesk
Currently Playing:
Legacy: Something U/W Controlish EDH Cube
Hypercube! A New EDH Deck Every Week(ish)!
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
I checked the card and it’s there too. Does this mean all other animals depicted in magic cards are female? Or is this simply a step toward a more realistic depiction of magic creatures? Granted this is just an animal, but what are you gonna say when that 9 year old at the store points between the pigs legs and asks why the creature has two tails?
(Note, I’m not really outraged or anything, just surprised and slightly amused enough to point this out to my fellow MTGSers.)
So what do you thnk?
The Steamflogged
Human Rigger Minions committed to
forcing Contraptions in YMTC4,
and Resisting The Tyranny of the
Viva La Assembly!
Quotes:
When does a animal have a needle *censored*.
It kill before it was able to pass on its genes.....
Like freeform roleplaying? Try Darkness Befalls Us
Ryttare Kelasin Luna Orelinalei
And when you say the boar is "happy to see you," I assume you're referring to the toothy grin. Because, without delving into specifics, there is no other indication of happiness in the picture.
Flavour-Deckbuilder of the Flittering Clique
The [Pack] My Trade List
Cardshark IS AWESOME!
Trade me Crusaders?
GWREnchanted Eve (building) ~ BPoxy Pox
Standard
WUMeow-Go~BU Infection
Casual
BWAngel Doom ~ GRWWarpride ~ WGUStoic Control (ARG)
EDH
BRGWUScion of the Ur-Dragon ~ BSiezan, The Perverter of Truth ~ W 8.5 Tails (needs work)
All my Decks.
Yeah, I don't see any pink.
Control is the ultimate expression of power.
no thats not x-rated
This is like complaining that you can see Old Yeller's bung-hole. Or that your kid might see his own pets wang. Seriously O_o
Animal privates are not X-Rated. I doubt Black Stallion was a popular movie among teenage girls because they were going hoping to glimpse some Horse meat.
You really need to get out more, its a tuft of hair.
No one thinks of Giant Flying Bondage *****(GFBP)?
My Helpdesk: http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=7776298#post7776298
My friend's awesome mtg dice: http://www.etsy.com/listing/120956030/magic-the-gathering-mini-d6-dice-set
*crawl crawl*
Wait a minute, edible roaches don't crawl! EDIBLE ROACHES DON'T CRAWL!
Touche'
My Helpdesk: http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=7776298#post7776298
My friend's awesome mtg dice: http://www.etsy.com/listing/120956030/magic-the-gathering-mini-d6-dice-set
yeah this card is 10x worse than the other one. im sure some kids have noticed they have their own lil package but if they haven't no bigy. and i agree about this not being x rated. when i saw the name of this thread i thought they finally printed that version of eternal witness with the skull nipples.
and look around every once and a while you could miss it. - ferris bueller
May I also recall the first nipple in years.
My quote about that art made it into the sig about Eternal Witness.
( 0.0 )
=O ((U/R)) O=
(")(")
I'm an AI making Magic cards.
http://www.staalmedia.nl/nexus/#generate
Looking at the expanded pic, it looks like he is a furry boar and nothing more.
Howerver, flying bondage penises should be excluded from magic arts, you are right about that one.
Tribute to Dr. Jeebus
Not a little Sheeple.
Or the ****** monster
Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
i don't see anything wrong the monkey other than the fact that the other monkeys are looking at his crotch.
and look around every once and a while you could miss it. - ferris bueller
LMAO!!!
Seriously, if they are going to adopt such a terrible nickname for Tattermunge Maniac, then they have to adopt GFBP. It just makes more sense.
And to the OP, thanks for posting a blown up version of the pic. the art is really sweet (even if your original intent was to blow up the pig *****).
Wait, I can't see the ******.
Tribute to Dr. Jeebus
Not a little Sheeple.
The two monkeys in the back are totally humping.
OMG EXTARBAGS IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ponder, anyone?
It's in his chest.
I WANT YOUR DEATH BARONS! Message me if you want to get rid of them!
They're getting their freak on, man.
My Helpdesk: http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=7776298#post7776298
My friend's awesome mtg dice: http://www.etsy.com/listing/120956030/magic-the-gathering-mini-d6-dice-set
My God, this is really really really pathetic. Really! What's the fuss man? But I understand, some countries are what more prudish with some things. A nipple on television and everyone would get crazy.
Relax. Reflecting it all off like it isn't normal and dirty and all isn't good. If you do you begin to see cocks in giant wurms and stuff like that. That isn't really good man, seriously!
Posted by: Tay Collins | January 20, 2010 6:45 AM
Tay, that's not evolution. It's metamorphosis. Evolution means descent with heritable modification – individuals cannot evolve, unless they're Pokemon.
Posted by: David Marjanović | January 20, 2010 8:55 AM
Uh, it's the OTHER monkeys that are the issue there. They appear to be doing some pretty naughty things in the background. In fact, this card was nicknamed "Sex Monkeys" when it was in standard.
Currently Playing:
Legacy: Something U/W Controlish
EDH Cube
Hypercube! A New EDH Deck Every Week(ish)!