Ah, its in the chest. Oh wait, I still can't see a ******, only a verticle chest cavity. I guess I could understand how someone else might think it looks somewhat Like a vigina, but I really don't think so.
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LOL, you guys are making so glad I pointed this out. This thread is full of hilliarious memories of Magic card of long ago. For the record, I wasn't being serious in my being upset or anything (as pointed out with my note at the bottom of my OP).
I will concede now that some people have pointed it out that it could be a tuft of hair, it's just a well placed and oddly shapped tuft.
And I know even if it was a wang it's not that big of a deal, but I think it would be a Magic first wouldn't it? So I was pointing it out for posteritiy and lulz.
Anyway, for anyone who thinks those monkey aren't humping let me direct your attention to Uktabi Kong . Yeah, they know what they did.
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Ah, its in the chest. Oh wait, I still can't see a ******, only a verticle chest cavity. I guess I could understand how someone else might think it looks somewhat Like a vigina, but I really don't think so.
I don't know about you, but I'm the one who could identify it right away, your still having problems seeing it. Is there something you need to tell us?
This thread is full of idiots... Lightning Bolt is NOT being reprinted.
Many times has a writer in Wizards said so, because of the plain and simple fact that it's too powerful for what it costs. x/3 creatures shouldn't be able to die at instant speed for one mana without a signifigant drawback. (like PTE giving you a land)
I absolutely guarantee that LB will not be printed in M10, and you can quote me on that.
I feel compelled to mention Clergy en-Vec. Yeah, it's not on the card and yeah it might have been a mistake in cropping, but the flavor text says otherwise.
Also, The Unspeakable definitely takes the cake for bordering on obscene; there is no contest.
I feel compelled to mention Clergy en-Vec. Yeah, it's not on the card and yeah it might have been a mistake in cropping, but the flavor text says otherwise.
Also, The Unspeakable definitely takes the cake for bordering on obscene; there is no contest.
Yeah, not gonna lie, Clergy en-Vec is pretty dirty. What is up with perverted holy-men?
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If a 9 year old is playing magic we can assume he's male
If he's male we can assume he would know about the annatomy of males. Heck, we could assume he had an inkling about female annatomy for at least 2 or 3 years as well, thanks in no small part to the internet, friends parents magazines, or having seen a real live boar. It's a pretty unexplicit picture
Demigod picture, on the other hand, is upsetting to look at, especially because the non-prerelease image is actually quite cool.
Ponder is close to a wet t-shirt contest and really looks like it from further away. But, there is one card that was actually printed slightly obscene....only in foil version though. The non-foil Embermage Goblin looks like that; and the foil one looks like this from my trade binder:
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Ponder is close to a wet t-shirt contest and really looks like it from further away. But, there is one card that was actually printed slightly obscene....only in foil version though. The non-foil Embermage Goblin looks like that; and the foil one looks like this from my trade binder:
~Hint...look under his skirt!!:p
The fireball isn't entirely innocent-looking either. I am half-tempted to photoshop it onto the boar from the OP, but I suspect I might get an infraction...
On an actual card, we're talking about a blackish ditzel that's about 3 pixels/dots wide after the CMYB screen...
What are you talking about? Elaborate on which card you are speaking.
As for the embermage....that's actually only on the foil versions of that card. On every foil version of that card. That isn't just a small little pixel...that's a full on schlong!:p:D
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"Talkin outta turn....That's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals....That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe....You better believe that's a paddlin'!" --Jasper
I feel compelled to mention Clergy en-Vec. Yeah, it's not on the card and yeah it might have been a mistake in cropping, but the flavor text says otherwise.
Also, The Unspeakable definitely takes the cake for bordering on obscene; there is no contest.
lolz omg the clergy is so funny Im sure unintentional but wtf??
This thread is full of idiots... Lightning Bolt is NOT being reprinted.
Many times has a writer in Wizards said so, because of the plain and simple fact that it's too powerful for what it costs. x/3 creatures shouldn't be able to die at instant speed for one mana without a signifigant drawback. (like PTE giving you a land)
I absolutely guarantee that LB will not be printed in M10, and you can quote me on that.
edit: BTw if were to immature to understand why the artist rendered the image that way maybe magics not for you.
the unspeakable is much more a ****** monster. It even hints at it by being called "the unspeakable" (naughty parts). Hell, it's even PINK to drive home the point. Personally, of the vaginas I've seen, they look more like a slit (as the unspeakable) than a big gaping round hole (as the leviathan). If what you've been seeing is closer to the leviathan, it might be safer to find less promiscuous women;).
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My first impression of the Mossbridge Troll was also a little.. disliking. It looks like it's showing what Boldwyr Intimidator subtely hides.
That Clergy is brilliant. It's too bad I don't have one, cause I would totally play it with Intruder Alarm. The Clergy will tap and untap, and tap and untap...
Wow I've got like the dirtiriest mind of all my friends... and the way this thread is going I feel like I'm as clean as the Virgin Mary dipped In holy water and wiped down with Clean-ex
How many times have you had that problem?
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Ah, its in the chest. Oh wait, I still can't see a ******, only a verticle chest cavity. I guess I could understand how someone else might think it looks somewhat Like a vigina, but I really don't think so.
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Ooooooooooohhhh! As a stand up comedian, I have to say, I fully support that statement, even though it totally laid itself out for you............................
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I will concede now that some people have pointed it out that it could be a tuft of hair, it's just a well placed and oddly shapped tuft.
And I know even if it was a wang it's not that big of a deal, but I think it would be a Magic first wouldn't it? So I was pointing it out for posteritiy and lulz.
Anyway, for anyone who thinks those monkey aren't humping let me direct your attention to Uktabi Kong . Yeah, they know what they did.
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Yeah, not gonna lie, Clergy en-Vec is pretty dirty. What is up with perverted holy-men?
I was thinking the same thing. I patiently await a slurry of incorrect predictions to make up for lost time.
(j/k extarbags, I'm certain you've got a better track record than me. ;))
And you have just renamed the card. Hitherto, I shall call that card "wet t-shirt".
If a 9 year old is playing magic we can assume he's male
If he's male we can assume he would know about the annatomy of males. Heck, we could assume he had an inkling about female annatomy for at least 2 or 3 years as well, thanks in no small part to the internet, friends parents magazines, or having seen a real live boar. It's a pretty unexplicit picture
Demigod picture, on the other hand, is upsetting to look at, especially because the non-prerelease image is actually quite cool.
Things could be worse.
Also, who could forget Reversal of Fortune and of course Soaring Boobs
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The fireball isn't entirely innocent-looking either. I am half-tempted to photoshop it onto the boar from the OP, but I suspect I might get an infraction...
What are you talking about? Elaborate on which card you are speaking.
As for the embermage....that's actually only on the foil versions of that card. On every foil version of that card. That isn't just a small little pixel...that's a full on schlong!:p:D
lolz omg the clergy is so funny Im sure unintentional but wtf??
“Homo homini lupus est.”
the unspeakable is much more a ****** monster. It even hints at it by being called "the unspeakable" (naughty parts). Hell, it's even PINK to drive home the point. Personally, of the vaginas I've seen, they look more like a slit (as the unspeakable) than a big gaping round hole (as the leviathan). If what you've been seeing is closer to the leviathan, it might be safer to find less promiscuous women;).
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That Clergy is brilliant. It's too bad I don't have one, cause I would totally play it with Intruder Alarm. The Clergy will tap and untap, and tap and untap...
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No one's mentioned that the white globs are fish (merrow) eggs and that the male is fertilizing them in the background, because thats how fish breed.
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