Alrighty then, let's kick off the Humor Forum with this, shall we?
Now, to keep this from being too spammy, you're required to post 10 different ways per post. If your brain goes dead, then ok, 7, but no less. I'm not going to limit your amount of posting in this thread as long as you don't post every other post or begin double posting, because honestly, I don't care about spam to the point of limited the fun of things and making people scared. Here we go:
1. Make a shirt for every prerelease and where it to that prerelease.
2. Make jewlery out of magic cards
3. Carry your best card around your neck in a toploader
4. Get Magic-related tatoos
5. Paint mana symbols on your fingernails
6. Make a shirt out of cards
7. Make a shirt out of precon deck boxes
8. Talk to people about Magic who don't know what it is.
9. Get your hubcaps painted as the mana symbol of your fav color.
10. Walk around with a binder holding the entire rule book for Magic printed off of some website.
11. You try to pick up girls with the "I was on the Pro Tour Baby"
12. You attempt to eat your cards
13. You are addited to MTGO
14. You stalk Kai Budde
15. You throw cards at the back of the teacher's head
16. Leave a mox as a tip
17. Make shoes of booster boxes
18. You wear packs as earings
19. You make banners and try to get on camera and sporting events
20. In open Plazas you yell "I Hate Black Vise"
21. Legally change your name to Urza.
22. Bring in an Orgg for show and tell.
23. If someone physically threatens you, pull out a might of oaks.
24. Argue with the store santa that elves only live in forests.
25. Due to losing an unglued tourney, you NEVER wear denim.
26. When you're waiting in a long line, pull out a Parallax Wave.
27. Buy your ENTIRE family magic packs for christmas.
28. Ask santa for a pet masticore for christmas.
29. Whenever someone does something, say "In response.."
30. Argue with your proffessor that lightning bolts can only strike from mountains.
31. You hate Raa.
32. For some reason, you don't hate and love Saprolings at the same time.
33. You made a magic card of yourself in a widespread magic set (COUGH: Richard Garfield PHD from Unhinged COUGH)
34. You post on threads like this to make fun of yourself and get others to laugh when you are really just empty inside with nothing to do at 6:37 in the morning.
35. You post every five minutes on a flame thread at Raa so he has to delete it, then do it again five minutes later.
36. Your lifelong dream is to win a magic tournament to pay for college.
37. You taped together unneeded lands to form your blanket.
38. You made an origami magic card ring for your wife when you proposed.
39. You accepted an origami magic card ring from your husband when he proposed.
40. You hate Raa. (We all do, it deserves two numbers.)
41: Your nightmares consist of authorities (parents, deans, churchmembers) persecuting you for playing, and end when they burn your magic cards. (oh, my poor Cromat).
42: You find the smell of freshly opened boosters attractive and would recognize it anywhere.
43: The Alpha in your peer group is the Alpha because he knows the most rules.
44: You know the names of multiple card designers and can recount thier stories of card design, due to your massive readings of magicthegathering.com.
45: When bored your first thought is to make a deck.
46: You've played the old Magic semi rpg computergame extensivly.
47: You've given a magic card to a girl.
48: You felt weak at the knees the first time you saw a power 9.
49: You sleep with your favorite foils on your headboard.
50: You need only a split second glimse of a card to know what it is.
51: When someone hands you a dollar, you start calculating how long it will take u to get that Vampiric Tutor
52: You live on a website called MTG ______
53: All you want to do is go to that magic tournament
54: Somebody askes you out and your response is "Oh well the PTQs that day...."
55: You can talk for four hours just about magic strategy
56: You can talk to Yourself! for four hours just about magic strategy
57: You dont understand why people think that you can do your chores if you can play magic
58: If u dont go to FNM you wonder why you wasted that week
59: You know who Kuberr is
60: You know Akroma's mana cost and abilities, in order.
61. You play magic in your sleep.
62. You try to cast Terror on the neighborhood bully. When ithas no effect, you deduce that he must be black or an artifact creature.
63. You work at R&D.
64. When you go to get glasses, you ask for ones "just like Urza's"
65. You know what every card does.
66. You donate $100,000 to Wizards instead of a charity.
67. You have so many cards you eat your excess cards for breakfast.
68. You "save" Christmas by giving everyone magic cards,
69. Your computer automatically logs on to 10 different magic sites when you turn it on.
70. You can levitate cards with your mind.
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71. When you wake up in the morning you "untap"
72. Small avalanches occour when you have all your cards out building a deck.
73. you carry one of each Circle of Protection in your pocket (just in case).
74. you create a site about magic the gathering
75. the first thing you do when you get home from school is turn on the computer for magic info (what, there's other things to do?)
76. you just can't stop looking at Akroma
77. you create mini battle scenes with your excess commons.
78. when bored, you create your own alternate magic games.
79. explain to the police that your dark ritual isn't satanic, just an attempt to get mana
80. You show off a Power 9 to some popular kids at school, hoping it will impress them.
81. You flick your cards when playing poker
82. When in a fight, u say declare attackers
83. When u see an overturn magic card on the street, u'll pick it up hoping it is a black lotus.
84. You dream about being with Akroma.
85. You cut out the pictures from all your cards and paste them on your wall as wallpaper.
86. You keep thinking how come your nearby library is still alive with no more cards in it.
87. You feed your cat with Nazumi Graverobber
88. When your pet died, u will dig through your magic collection to check if you have any zombify, reaminate or exhume.
89. You forbid your mum to cook lotus soup.
90. You are looking at this post
91: You pick a fight with the school bully, then warn him that you have bushido 3.
92: You sell your soul for a stack of rares, Bart Simpson-style.
93: You bet on magic games.
94: You create an effigy of S_S out of Play-doh, then stage an elaborate executon.
95: You attribute your chronic insomnia to Rumor Season.
96: You bought an Xbox just so you could play MTG Battlegrounds.
97: You dress as Volrath for Halloween.
98: You dress as Volrath every other day of the year.
99: You can play "Name that Flavor Text"
100: Your speech for your English class is about why Ravager should be banned.
101. You use booster boxes as storage boxes everywhere at home.
102. You use the same boxes to put all gifts in before wrapping them.
103. You dress up as a Magic card character for Halloween every year.
104. You dream the card characters are real.
105. You tell your teacher you counterspell her homework.
106. You refuse to make plans to see your signficant other because of FNM.
107. You recognized FNM and DCI and R&D.
108. Your arguments with friends include verbal counterspell wars.
109. You sleep with your deck under your pillow to make the cards like you better.
110. You name your pets after magic card characters. (CrAzEd MiKe's gerbil is named Squee...lol.)
111. You name your children after MTG characters.
112. You call things that are too good in sports broken (Michael Jordan in his prime was broken)
113. You'd rather play Magic than write a six page essay due tomorrow.
114. You dream up new cards during class.
115. You think of new decks during class.
116. You buy ESPN for the sole purpose of showing MTG games again.
117. You convert the same ESPN into an all-MTG channel.
118. You wonder, "What Would Finkel Do?"
119. You consider rancored_elf to be on the same level as Mohammed or Jesus.
120. Your house is made of Magic cards.
121. You tell your mom that her cooking is sicker than a turn 2 Mind Twist for 5.
122. You carry Bog Gnarrs with you for your smoking break.
123. You study for the SAT by reading the Lexicon at MTG.com
124. All you stories start with, “One time I was playing this guy…”
125. You own a “Got mana?” t-shirt.
126. You dream of getting a sweet deal on MTGO and yell at your mom when she wakes you up just as you were about to hit confirm. (True story)
127. You tell little kids that there is a Spiritmonger under their bed.
128. You ph33r t3h bunny!
129. You write your history report on Jon Finkel.
130. You dress up as Gerard for a costume party.
131. You refer to your Black Lotus as “My precious”.
132. You rate girls as common, uncommon, and rare.
133. You get into arguments with random people on the street about why card (fill in your favorite card here) is the most underrated card ever.
134. You spent you college savings on playsets of the power 9 just in case they unrestrict them.
135. you constantly click the refresh button while on forums to make sure R_E hasn't posted any new cards yet.
136. if stranded in the desert and given the choice between water and magic, you'd choose magic.
137. You wonder why those yu-gi-oh players carry around all those cards. (while shifting your bulging backpack, hey someone might want to play)
138. whenever you buy something you quickly figure out just how many packs of magic you could have bought instead.
139. you then return the said item and blow all the money on magic cards.
140. you dont bathe prior to a tournament in hopes of scaring away any opponents ( as well as anyone else you meet.)
141. you vow to change your name to spike.
142. You have answered yes to 135 of the 141 prior questions.
143. You know MtG card errata for over 2,000 cards, but can’t remember your girlfriends birthday.
144. You know MtG card errata for over 2,000 cards, but can’t remember your birthday.
145. Whenever your buddy says or does something you say, “Are you going to pay rhystic…?”
146. Playing MtG is more important than sleep, bathing, going to work and/or school, etc.
147. During meeting at work instead of taking notes you’re building decks.
148. You’re actually thinking about writing a book on MtG.
149. When you know what deck your buddy is playing when he sets down his first land.
150. When you’re family hosts an MtG intervention for you.
151. If you’ve been thought about having MtG parties like they have Tupperware parties.
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4. Get Magic-related tatoos
True story I have a friend with a Norritt tattoo.
152. You think that having a Norritt tattoo is kinda cool.
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153. Youre trying despratly to come up with 10 reasons so that you can post here
154. U can dress up in clothes made of chimney imps.
155. You spend more time playing magic then beeing with your gf
156. You use magic cards as inspiration for writing love poems.
157. The door to your house is a Door to nothingness
158. You spend time wondering why santas sleigh and the Timemachine is so similar.
159. You yell out "Oh yes akroma, take me", while having sex.
160. You have your fav magic flavour text tatooet on your arm.
161. You use glasses just becasue urza did.
162. You equip a condom.
163. You only eat M&M's in the MTG colors.
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Quote from Nietzsche »
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185. When visiting the zoo's tropical bird section, you marvel at the thought of how much mana you could generate of any color
186. You keep an old computer just to play the old MtG WIN95 game...cool 4 Time Walks!
187. After you finish using something, you turn it sideways
188. Your only viable use for a time machine would be to travel to late 1993 and stock up on Alpha & Beta cards
189. You order a stack of pancakes and contemplate in which order you should have them "resolve"
190. When singing "this land is your land.." you wonder if they are basic or non-basic lands
191. When watching monster movies, you try to determine the monster's casting cost and P/T
192. Urza & Mishra make more sense than Cain & Abel
193. When in Savannah, Georgia, you wonder if the city produces both green and white mana
194. When at a party and see a keg of beer, you think "X, Tap: Produce X Beers"
195. When at work, and you see the sign "MTG: 8AM" You're all excited until you realize that stands for 'meeting'
196. You still cry when remembering that Juzam Djinn you traded away for nothing in 1994
197. You could purchase solid real estate with how much money you've spent on the game over the years
198. You wonder if young mages experiment with mana burn to "get high"
199. You've checked--your local library does not carry magic cards, and the graveyard doesn't either
200. You wonder if we can hit TNK's magic number
12. You attempt to eat your cards (Fat ass...i actually got away with and won the tournament because of it)
29. Whenever someone does something, say "In response.." (self-explainitory)
42: You find the smell of freshly opened boosters attractive and would recognize it anywhere. ( I've tried to get high off that more then once)
69. Your computer automatically logs on to 10 different magic sites when you turn it on.( Not really, but almost...when i open IE it does)
96: You bought an Xbox just so you could play MTG Battlegrounds. ( That...and I got halo but not the system>.)
206- You put *****ing on the stack.
207- You attempt to stare at a page of cards just to see if your mind will formulate a combo on its own.
208- When you say "counter" in normal conversation (yes... i do this... i even shunt last words XD)
209- When you post the 209th way to show that you are a magic player in a magic forum...
210- When your sister refers to your hobby as "cardboard crack"
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216. You smack yourelf on the forhead for realizing you just made your first stupid trade.
217. You spend quite sometime deciding to either buy a pack and try for a foil ravager... or go with the deck protectors to make your deck look pretty...
218. You view MTG chicks as hot for that one reason.
219. When you feel that tingle when you are about to drop a combo.
220. Your heart sinks when someone counters that combo.
221. You have an on-going argument on weather it should be 'Wumpus', 'Wumpuses', or 'Wumpie.'
222. You have a favorite MTG artist and long to make a deck with only that artist.
223. When you enjoy watching birds commit suicide with a skullclamp.
224. You love Atogs just too damn much.
225. You plot sweet vengance on that smug guy who always wins.
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241. I hand out a Healing Salve to every patient.
242. I try to put Regeneration Shields on my patients.
243. My goal is to become a Master Healer.
244. I carry MTG cards in my Medicine Bag.
245. I use Plains as a prescription pad.
246. I have a COP : Disease on my office door.
247. I get excited when I get to write MTG words on the medical chart.
248. After a 24 hour shift, I head to a Saturday MTG tourny.
249. I prefer Life/Death as a magic card, rather than something I deal with.
250. I can Stitch Together that cut or this Akroma.
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251:) You think Serra Angel and Exalted Angel are more appealing than your girlfriend
252:)During sex you decide to quit and go platest a deck
253:)You take sick time off of work to go to a local tourney
254:)You have every room plastered withn trade binders and random deck
255:)You spend over half your day on trding sites such as this one
256:)You think Urzas a real person
257:)You spend more in a month than you do rent or food
258:)For all those "It's only a quick game hun" that goes until 4 in the morning
259:)Telling people "In response"
Is there any way we can reduce the requirements to say...maybe 5 lines or more? I like the idea of this thread and did my part by posting *16* at once, but I think some people would post here if they didn't have to come up with so many ideas at one time. Otherwise, I fear this thread will wallow in obscurity.
Now, to keep this from being too spammy, you're required to post 10 different ways per post. If your brain goes dead, then ok, 7, but no less. I'm not going to limit your amount of posting in this thread as long as you don't post every other post or begin double posting, because honestly, I don't care about spam to the point of limited the fun of things and making people scared. Here we go:
1. Make a shirt for every prerelease and where it to that prerelease.
2. Make jewlery out of magic cards
3. Carry your best card around your neck in a toploader
4. Get Magic-related tatoos
5. Paint mana symbols on your fingernails
6. Make a shirt out of cards
7. Make a shirt out of precon deck boxes
8. Talk to people about Magic who don't know what it is.
9. Get your hubcaps painted as the mana symbol of your fav color.
10. Walk around with a binder holding the entire rule book for Magic printed off of some website.
(Also known as Xenphire)
12. You attempt to eat your cards
13. You are addited to MTGO
14. You stalk Kai Budde
15. You throw cards at the back of the teacher's head
16. Leave a mox as a tip
17. Make shoes of booster boxes
18. You wear packs as earings
19. You make banners and try to get on camera and sporting events
20. In open Plazas you yell "I Hate Black Vise"
22. Bring in an Orgg for show and tell.
23. If someone physically threatens you, pull out a might of oaks.
24. Argue with the store santa that elves only live in forests.
25. Due to losing an unglued tourney, you NEVER wear denim.
26. When you're waiting in a long line, pull out a Parallax Wave.
27. Buy your ENTIRE family magic packs for christmas.
28. Ask santa for a pet masticore for christmas.
29. Whenever someone does something, say "In response.."
30. Argue with your proffessor that lightning bolts can only strike from mountains.
No longer staff here.
32. For some reason, you don't hate and love Saprolings at the same time.
33. You made a magic card of yourself in a widespread magic set (COUGH: Richard Garfield PHD from Unhinged COUGH)
34. You post on threads like this to make fun of yourself and get others to laugh when you are really just empty inside with nothing to do at 6:37 in the morning.
35. You post every five minutes on a flame thread at Raa so he has to delete it, then do it again five minutes later.
36. Your lifelong dream is to win a magic tournament to pay for college.
37. You taped together unneeded lands to form your blanket.
38. You made an origami magic card ring for your wife when you proposed.
39. You accepted an origami magic card ring from your husband when he proposed.
40. You hate Raa. (We all do, it deserves two numbers.)
My helpdesk should you need me.
42: You find the smell of freshly opened boosters attractive and would recognize it anywhere.
43: The Alpha in your peer group is the Alpha because he knows the most rules.
44: You know the names of multiple card designers and can recount thier stories of card design, due to your massive readings of magicthegathering.com.
45: When bored your first thought is to make a deck.
46: You've played the old Magic semi rpg computergame extensivly.
47: You've given a magic card to a girl.
48: You felt weak at the knees the first time you saw a power 9.
49: You sleep with your favorite foils on your headboard.
50: You need only a split second glimse of a card to know what it is.
52: You live on a website called MTG ______
53: All you want to do is go to that magic tournament
54: Somebody askes you out and your response is "Oh well the PTQs that day...."
55: You can talk for four hours just about magic strategy
56: You can talk to Yourself! for four hours just about magic strategy
57: You dont understand why people think that you can do your chores if you can play magic
58: If u dont go to FNM you wonder why you wasted that week
59: You know who Kuberr is
60: You know Akroma's mana cost and abilities, in order.
62. You try to cast Terror on the neighborhood bully. When ithas no effect, you deduce that he must be black or an artifact creature.
63. You work at R&D.
64. When you go to get glasses, you ask for ones "just like Urza's"
65. You know what every card does.
66. You donate $100,000 to Wizards instead of a charity.
67. You have so many cards you eat your excess cards for breakfast.
68. You "save" Christmas by giving everyone magic cards,
69. Your computer automatically logs on to 10 different magic sites when you turn it on.
70. You can levitate cards with your mind.
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72. Small avalanches occour when you have all your cards out building a deck.
73. you carry one of each Circle of Protection in your pocket (just in case).
74. you create a site about magic the gathering
75. the first thing you do when you get home from school is turn on the computer for magic info (what, there's other things to do?)
76. you just can't stop looking at Akroma
77. you create mini battle scenes with your excess commons.
78. when bored, you create your own alternate magic games.
79. explain to the police that your dark ritual isn't satanic, just an attempt to get mana
80. You show off a Power 9 to some popular kids at school, hoping it will impress them.
82. When in a fight, u say declare attackers
83. When u see an overturn magic card on the street, u'll pick it up hoping it is a black lotus.
84. You dream about being with Akroma.
85. You cut out the pictures from all your cards and paste them on your wall as wallpaper.
86. You keep thinking how come your nearby library is still alive with no more cards in it.
87. You feed your cat with Nazumi Graverobber
88. When your pet died, u will dig through your magic collection to check if you have any zombify, reaminate or exhume.
89. You forbid your mum to cook lotus soup.
90. You are looking at this post
92: You sell your soul for a stack of rares, Bart Simpson-style.
93: You bet on magic games.
94: You create an effigy of S_S out of Play-doh, then stage an elaborate executon.
95: You attribute your chronic insomnia to Rumor Season.
96: You bought an Xbox just so you could play MTG Battlegrounds.
97: You dress as Volrath for Halloween.
98: You dress as Volrath every other day of the year.
99: You can play "Name that Flavor Text"
100: Your speech for your English class is about why Ravager should be banned.
102. You use the same boxes to put all gifts in before wrapping them.
103. You dress up as a Magic card character for Halloween every year.
104. You dream the card characters are real.
105. You tell your teacher you counterspell her homework.
106. You refuse to make plans to see your signficant other because of FNM.
107. You recognized FNM and DCI and R&D.
108. Your arguments with friends include verbal counterspell wars.
109. You sleep with your deck under your pillow to make the cards like you better.
110. You name your pets after magic card characters. (CrAzEd MiKe's gerbil is named Squee...lol.)
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112. You call things that are too good in sports broken (Michael Jordan in his prime was broken)
113. You'd rather play Magic than write a six page essay due tomorrow.
114. You dream up new cards during class.
115. You think of new decks during class.
116. You buy ESPN for the sole purpose of showing MTG games again.
117. You convert the same ESPN into an all-MTG channel.
118. You wonder, "What Would Finkel Do?"
119. You consider rancored_elf to be on the same level as Mohammed or Jesus.
120. Your house is made of Magic cards.
122. You carry Bog Gnarrs with you for your smoking break.
123. You study for the SAT by reading the Lexicon at MTG.com
124. All you stories start with, “One time I was playing this guy…”
125. You own a “Got mana?” t-shirt.
126. You dream of getting a sweet deal on MTGO and yell at your mom when she wakes you up just as you were about to hit confirm. (True story)
127. You tell little kids that there is a Spiritmonger under their bed.
128. You ph33r t3h bunny!
129. You write your history report on Jon Finkel.
130. You dress up as Gerard for a costume party.
131. You refer to your Black Lotus as “My precious”.
132. You rate girls as common, uncommon, and rare.
134. You spent you college savings on playsets of the power 9 just in case they unrestrict them.
135. you constantly click the refresh button while on forums to make sure R_E hasn't posted any new cards yet.
136. if stranded in the desert and given the choice between water and magic, you'd choose magic.
137. You wonder why those yu-gi-oh players carry around all those cards. (while shifting your bulging backpack, hey someone might want to play)
138. whenever you buy something you quickly figure out just how many packs of magic you could have bought instead.
139. you then return the said item and blow all the money on magic cards.
140. you dont bathe prior to a tournament in hopes of scaring away any opponents ( as well as anyone else you meet.)
141. you vow to change your name to spike.
142. You have answered yes to 135 of the 141 prior questions.
144. You know MtG card errata for over 2,000 cards, but can’t remember your birthday.
145. Whenever your buddy says or does something you say, “Are you going to pay rhystic…?”
146. Playing MtG is more important than sleep, bathing, going to work and/or school, etc.
147. During meeting at work instead of taking notes you’re building decks.
148. You’re actually thinking about writing a book on MtG.
149. When you know what deck your buddy is playing when he sets down his first land.
150. When you’re family hosts an MtG intervention for you.
151. If you’ve been thought about having MtG parties like they have Tupperware parties.
True story I have a friend with a Norritt tattoo.
152. You think that having a Norritt tattoo is kinda cool.
154. U can dress up in clothes made of chimney imps.
155. You spend more time playing magic then beeing with your gf
156. You use magic cards as inspiration for writing love poems.
157. The door to your house is a Door to nothingness
158. You spend time wondering why santas sleigh and the Timemachine is so similar.
159. You yell out "Oh yes akroma, take me", while having sex.
160. You have your fav magic flavour text tatooet on your arm.
161. You use glasses just becasue urza did.
162. You equip a condom.
163. You only eat M&M's in the MTG colors.
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186. You keep an old computer just to play the old MtG WIN95 game...cool 4 Time Walks!
187. After you finish using something, you turn it sideways
188. Your only viable use for a time machine would be to travel to late 1993 and stock up on Alpha & Beta cards
189. You order a stack of pancakes and contemplate in which order you should have them "resolve"
190. When singing "this land is your land.." you wonder if they are basic or non-basic lands
191. When watching monster movies, you try to determine the monster's casting cost and P/T
192. Urza & Mishra make more sense than Cain & Abel
193. When in Savannah, Georgia, you wonder if the city produces both green and white mana
194. When at a party and see a keg of beer, you think "X, Tap: Produce X Beers"
195. When at work, and you see the sign "MTG: 8AM" You're all excited until you realize that stands for 'meeting'
196. You still cry when remembering that Juzam Djinn you traded away for nothing in 1994
197. You could purchase solid real estate with how much money you've spent on the game over the years
198. You wonder if young mages experiment with mana burn to "get high"
199. You've checked--your local library does not carry magic cards, and the graveyard doesn't either
200. You wonder if we can hit TNK's magic number
12. You attempt to eat your cards (Fat ass...i actually got away with and won the tournament because of it)
29. Whenever someone does something, say "In response.." (self-explainitory)
42: You find the smell of freshly opened boosters attractive and would recognize it anywhere. ( I've tried to get high off that more then once)
69. Your computer automatically logs on to 10 different magic sites when you turn it on.( Not really, but almost...when i open IE it does)
96: You bought an Xbox just so you could play MTG Battlegrounds. ( That...and I got halo but not the system>.)
207- You attempt to stare at a page of cards just to see if your mind will formulate a combo on its own.
208- When you say "counter" in normal conversation (yes... i do this... i even shunt last words XD)
209- When you post the 209th way to show that you are a magic player in a magic forum...
210- When your sister refers to your hobby as "cardboard crack"
Wolfwood Sama on MTGO (Westane for PureMTGO community events)
UR - Burning Vengeance
BG - The Rock
RUG - RUG Control
BBB - Zombies
216. You smack yourelf on the forhead for realizing you just made your first stupid trade.
217. You spend quite sometime deciding to either buy a pack and try for a foil ravager... or go with the deck protectors to make your deck look pretty...
218. You view MTG chicks as hot for that one reason.
219. When you feel that tingle when you are about to drop a combo.
220. Your heart sinks when someone counters that combo.
221. You have an on-going argument on weather it should be 'Wumpus', 'Wumpuses', or 'Wumpie.'
222. You have a favorite MTG artist and long to make a deck with only that artist.
223. When you enjoy watching birds commit suicide with a skullclamp.
224. You love Atogs just too damn much.
225. You plot sweet vengance on that smug guy who always wins.
226. You have several pairs of underpants made of cards from Darksteel.
227. you were pissed that :elf: wasn't in 8th edition and you went to WotC to protest
228. While looking at your Disciple of the Vaults, you wonder what the Vault actually is?
229. you play in a public place where other people are, like a McDonalds or a grocery store
230. you have a shrine to Horobi in your basement
231. you see people playing Yu-Gi-Oh and you scream at them calling them the whole time
232. you fully believe that defeating anyone who plays Ravager Affinity (or in my case, Tooth and Nail) is a holy quest, much like the Crusades
233. you tell your therapist that you dream about a menage-a-trois with your wife and Glissa Sunseeker
234. your mother brags about your Magic playing to her friends (especially if you just won a Grand Prix)
235. you get visibly upset when people tell you that goblins aren't real
236. you pray that WotC prints :chibigif4: as a real card in either Betrayers or Saviors
237. you take your Isamaru, Hound of Konda cards out for walks (but only one at a time)
238. when trying to buy something that costs 6 bucks, you tap 5 lands and a :elf: for
239. you laugh loudly whenever someone says Kiki-Jiki [honestly, that has got to be the silliest card name in the history of Magic]
240. you admit to it when your friends make fun of those "geeks" and "nerds" who play it
Former Member but Friend 4Ever of the Random Bull***** Society
Former Chairman of Iron Chef Salvation
241. I hand out a Healing Salve to every patient.
242. I try to put Regeneration Shields on my patients.
243. My goal is to become a Master Healer.
244. I carry MTG cards in my Medicine Bag.
245. I use Plains as a prescription pad.
246. I have a COP : Disease on my office door.
247. I get excited when I get to write MTG words on the medical chart.
248. After a 24 hour shift, I head to a Saturday MTG tourny.
249. I prefer Life/Death as a magic card, rather than something I deal with.
250. I can Stitch Together that cut or this Akroma.
Neatest MTG accomplishment: Generating Infinite Slivers in Booster Draft.
"It takes a remarkable cleric to turn a group of healers into a hospital."-Master Apothecary
252:)During sex you decide to quit and go platest a deck
253:)You take sick time off of work to go to a local tourney
254:)You have every room plastered withn trade binders and random deck
255:)You spend over half your day on trding sites such as this one
256:)You think Urzas a real person
257:)You spend more in a month than you do rent or food
258:)For all those "It's only a quick game hun" that goes until 4 in the morning
259:)Telling people "In response"
Ben
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