yeah - obviously I disagree with you, John. Spam Warning!.....Amazing - even in a forum where posts don't count, there's spam. That proves that getting rid of the post-count won't help getting rid of spam! Thans for this excellent example! - Craven
yeah - obviously I disagree with you, John. Spam Warning!.....Amazing - even in a forum where posts don't count, there's spam. That proves that getting rid of the post-count won't help getting rid of spam! Thans for this excellent example! - Craven
The goverment is starting up the "John Finkel relief fund", to help devestated players recover from playing John Finkel.
But we know it will never work because president Bush doesn't like Magic Players.:teach:
*plays the tune to Devil Went down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels*
Jon Finkel went down to Malaysia, he was looking for a PT to win,
He was given hell, cuz Oli Ruel might take second in lifetime points from him.
When he came across this draft plan to play with little white kithkin,
So he jumped into his first draft pod and said boy I'm gonna win again.
He guessed you didn't know it, but he still knew how to flop them cards,
and if you thought that you're the best, he'll beat your ass for yards.
Know you can play second fiddle boy, but give the legend his due,
He keeps his eye on the goal, wins dice rolls, just because he's better than you....
Some of you may have been in shock since we invaded Canada and Mexico, but fear not, it was for a good cause. Now that we conrol North America, we produce an extra 5 armies a turn.^_^
But we know it will never work because president Bush doesn't like Magic Players.:teach:
I'm normally opposed to Bush bashing. It's not that I think he's a good president, in fact I think quite the opposite. It's just that most people find ways to criticize him in ways that make me more sympathetic. For example, when people call him a Nazi I have to defend Bush because for all his faults I can't fault him for a holocaust that ended a year before he was born. It shows a lack of creativity as well. Can't people remember the legitimate things that are wrong with his presidency? Anyway, the point of all this is that you pulled off something slick there, a Bush bashing that was topically relevant. FEMA can barely do it's job, so what chance do they stand against the mighty Finkel. My hat is off to you, Sir.
John finkel wins turn 1 with mana clash on a regular basis after fighting ninjas.
What's more interesting is how he does it. Jon Finkel can have a coin land on it's side. Since his coin didn't come up tails he never takes damage from Mana Clash, and since it never comes up heads it never stops.
He often ignores the ninja, on account of how hard Kamigawa sucked. The shame they feel is enough to make most ninja kill themselves. He Mindslavers the rest.
The cause of disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle was found to be Jon Finkel tapping the islands to cast Unsummon.
Nobody ever blames their losses to Jon Finkel on mana screw. Mentioning his name is usually enough.
The next version of DCI reporter will be programmed to give Jon Finkel a bye in every round. It's the only way to keep tournaments interesting for everyone else.
He often ignores the ninja, on account of how hard Kamigawa sucked. The shame they feel is enough to make most ninja kill themselves. He Mindslavers the rest.
Some of you may have been in shock since we invaded Canada and Mexico, but fear not, it was for a good cause. Now that we conrol North America, we produce an extra 5 armies a turn.^_^
Jon Finkel should not have to worry about redundant abilities. He doesn't gain life link twice, he eats your soul.
In any game with Finkel in it lifelink is an useless ability, because he never takes damage and his opponents will lose no matter what life they are at.
it was rumered that once Richard Garfeild beat Jon however most people just beleve this to be a Mith by jon to raise people hopes that one day someone might get near his skill level
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Originally Posted by Stan Guildmage Jon Finkel once tapped a mountain for :1mana::symw::symb:, which he used to destroy Gleemax with a Desert Twister.
Fixed.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL THAT IS THE FUNNIEST!
John Finkel suggested that Tom Chanpheng run a Sleight of Mind in his 1996 Worlds deck, even though he had no blue mana sources.
This resulted because Tom asked Finkel what he would do. Jon forgot that didn't have lines in the floor rules that specifically refer to him (namely, all lands controlled by Jon Finkel have "t: add U to your mana pool. Play this ability as an interrupt.")
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Flores doesn't break formats either.
But anyway I like the cleanse one. That made me chuckle.
But we know it will never work because president Bush doesn't like Magic Players.:teach:
*plays the tune to Devil Went down to Georgia by Charlie Daniels*
Jon Finkel went down to Malaysia, he was looking for a PT to win,
He was given hell, cuz Oli Ruel might take second in lifetime points from him.
When he came across this draft plan to play with little white kithkin,
So he jumped into his first draft pod and said boy I'm gonna win again.
He guessed you didn't know it, but he still knew how to flop them cards,
and if you thought that you're the best, he'll beat your ass for yards.
Know you can play second fiddle boy, but give the legend his due,
He keeps his eye on the goal, wins dice rolls, just because he's better than you....
I'm normally opposed to Bush bashing. It's not that I think he's a good president, in fact I think quite the opposite. It's just that most people find ways to criticize him in ways that make me more sympathetic. For example, when people call him a Nazi I have to defend Bush because for all his faults I can't fault him for a holocaust that ended a year before he was born. It shows a lack of creativity as well. Can't people remember the legitimate things that are wrong with his presidency? Anyway, the point of all this is that you pulled off something slick there, a Bush bashing that was topically relevant. FEMA can barely do it's job, so what chance do they stand against the mighty Finkel. My hat is off to you, Sir.
What's more interesting is how he does it. Jon Finkel can have a coin land on it's side. Since his coin didn't come up tails he never takes damage from Mana Clash, and since it never comes up heads it never stops.
He often ignores the ninja, on account of how hard Kamigawa sucked. The shame they feel is enough to make most ninja kill themselves. He Mindslavers the rest.
Nobody ever blames their losses to Jon Finkel on mana screw. Mentioning his name is usually enough.
The next version of DCI reporter will be programmed to give Jon Finkel a bye in every round. It's the only way to keep tournaments interesting for everyone else.
Jon Finkel attacks with a Rancored Taunting Elf, and you block with all your Invasion Legendary Dragons. You still die from trample damage.
btw:
that's funny stuff there.
In an attempt to make various Magic formats more fair, they have printed a new Banned list. Jon Finkel is on it.
You already did this one riddle, back on this post:
Jon Finkel should not have to worry about redundant abilities. He doesn't gain life link twice, he eats your soul.
In any game with Finkel in it lifelink is an useless ability, because he never takes damage and his opponents will lose no matter what life they are at.
Originally Posted by Stan Guildmage
Jon Finkel once tapped a mountain for :1mana::symw::symb:, which he used to destroy Gleemax with a Desert Twister.
Fixed.
-==-
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL THAT IS THE FUNNIEST!
thus Gleemax created Ink-Treader Nephilim and Obliterate was born.
Edit: Sorry for double posting, Internet Connection nailed me there.
-Jon Finkel has Protection from Chuck Norris
-Jon Finkel can tap himself for Convoke
-Jon Finkel can tap Plains for blue mana
-Artifacts have Affinity for Jon Finkel
-Jon Finkel can counter cards with Split Second
-Jon Finkel can always counter Demonfire
-Jon Finkel once destroyed Darksteel Colossus with Terror
-When Jon Finkel plays Mortal Combat, it counts the players he's sent to the graveyard.
-Jon Finkel can kill seven creatures with Hex
-When Jon Finkel plays Battle of Wits, a real battle ensues with his opponent running away crying.
-When Bush's advisors told him there were WMD's in Iraq, they had actually meant that Finkel was playing a PT there.
-Champs and States was really canceled because Finkel said he was considering playing Standard
-When Shadowmage Infiltrator deals damage to a player, its controller draws a card. When Jon Finkel deals damage to a player, he wins the game.
They say jon Finkel was born with a shovel in his hand, because his first words were "Burry all creautres."
God once challenged Jon Finkel to a game of magic. The result was Chuck Norris.
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This resulted because Tom asked Finkel what he would do. Jon forgot that didn't have lines in the floor rules that specifically refer to him (namely, all lands controlled by Jon Finkel have "t: add U to your mana pool. Play this ability as an interrupt.")
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