And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Not long ago a guy tried to kill me with a Fireball in a T2 (9th+Kami+Rav) game. He then told me that Mirrodin had already rotated out, but Darksteel hadn't.
We live in a country were ~50% of the populace believe public schooling is a socialist conspiracy and that being called Einstein is an insult. We could try and fix it, but unfortunately the other 50% don't believe in euthanasia.
Here's one with me playing BW Husk recently (I'm ThanosIsKing):
ThanosIsKing vs Spoiled Dove [5/6/2006 10:37:49 PM]
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] <New Game: waiting for opponent>
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> 42.
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove shuffles library
0:00:00 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing's Security Code: B7E1CEFC [Type 2]
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] Spoiled Dove's Security Code: FE9B7B9E [Type 2]
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 1 (Spoiled Dove)
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:03 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> Yo
0:00:04 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> Good Luck
0:00:05 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:09 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove rolled a 16, using a 20 sided die
0:00:09 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing rolled a 15, using a 20 sided die
0:00:11 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:12 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:13 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:19 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:21 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> Why no dissension?
0:00:26 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:27 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:27 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:28 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:28 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:28 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:29 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:32 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> I want to
0:00:33 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:35 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing draws 7 cards
0:00:38 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> kp
0:00:47 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove takes a mulligan
0:00:53 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> kp
0:01:01 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> you go
0:01:03 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 2 (ThanosIsKing)
0:01:03 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:05 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:10 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing plays Plains from Hand
0:01:11 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 3 (Spoiled Dove)
0:01:11 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:15 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:01:16 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove plays Swamp from Hand
0:01:19 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> End my turn
0:01:20 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 4 (ThanosIsKing)
0:01:20 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:21 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing untaps his/her permanents
0:01:21 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:21 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:21 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing draws a card
0:01:21 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:24 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing plays Swamp from Hand
0:01:25 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 5 (Spoiled Dove)
0:01:25 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:26 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:01:29 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove plays Island from Hand
0:01:30 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> End my turn
0:01:31 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 6 (ThanosIsKing)
0:01:31 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:32 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing untaps his/her permanents
0:01:32 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:33 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:33 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing draws a card
0:01:33 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:35 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing plays Eiganjo Castle from Hand
0:01:36 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing taps Plains
0:01:36 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing taps Swamp
0:01:36 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing taps Eiganjo Castle
0:01:38 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing plays Nantuko Husk from Hand
0:01:40 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> Ok?
0:01:45 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> Ok
0:01:46 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 7 (Spoiled Dove)
0:01:46 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:01 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:02:05 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove plays Island from Hand
0:02:08 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> End my turn
0:02:10 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 8 (ThanosIsKing)
0:02:10 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:12 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing untaps his/her permanents
0:02:12 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:13 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:13 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing draws a card
0:02:13 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:17 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing plays Plains from Hand
0:02:24 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing taps Plains
0:02:24 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing taps Swamp
0:02:25 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing plays Umezawa's Jitte from Hand
0:02:29 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> Ok?
0:02:41 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> are you ****ing kidding me?
0:02:47 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
There's so many answers that decks should have for Jitte that his response to me playing it is just stupid.
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Canada Man plays Char from his hand
Ogre taps Swamp
Ogre sacrifices Grave-Shell Scarab
Ogre draws a card
Canada Man puts Char to Graveyard from Play
<Ogre> take 2
<Canada Man> you sacrificed so it's countered
<Ogre> no
<Canada Man> if it's countered, i don't take damage
<Ogre> no
<Ogre> i sacced when damage was on stack
<Canada Man> no... damage is only on the stack during combat
<Ogre> omg ****ing looser
<System> Player Lost
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i had a guy quit on me because he played a mana crypt i asked him
to flip a coin and he didn't do it i refused to go on until he
resolved the crypt he quit.
i only play with a friend on there that i know in which we
both know the rules.
i can stink at times but i can't afford mtgo and with mws at least i have
access to all the cards. so it is a give and take.
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I have a 5/5 Llanowar elves from a blanchwood armor and 4 forests. He has a Plagued rusalka with haunt from a Orzhov Pontiff. He plays another one and sacs it to the rusalka, haunting rusalka and saccing rusalka to itself.
Heaven And Hell plays Orzhov Pontiff from Hand
<Heaven And Hell> -1
<Samurai> Ok
<Heaven And Hell> Thinking
<Samurai> Ok
Heaven And Hell taps Swamp
Heaven And Hell sacrifices Orzhov Pontiff
Plagued Rusalka's note changed: Haunt2
Heaven And Hell taps Swamp
Heaven And Hell sacrifices Plagued Rusalka
<Samurai> 1/1
<Heaven And Hell> no
<Samurai> 2/2?
<Heaven And Hell> twice haunted
<Samurai> so -3/-3
Heaven And Hell puts Plagued Rusalka into play from Graveyard
<Samurai> it had -1/-1
<Heaven And Hell> yes
<Samurai> so its a 1/1
<Heaven And Hell> +2x haunt
<Heaven And Hell> +2x cax
<Heaven And Hell> sac
<Samurai> ...
<Heaven And Hell> from rusalka
Heaven And Hell puts Plagued Rusalka to Graveyard from Play
<Samurai> thats only -4/-4
<System> Player Lost
i don't have the log with me but i was playing a type 1 goblin bidding deck.
sure enough
<player (forgot name> what the hell are you playing?
<player> where the heck did your goblins go why are they in the graveyard. (they were goblin tokens)
<player> you are trying to cheat me noob
<system> player lost
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Dragon (me) has Vinelasher Kudzu and Plaxcaster Frogling in play
***** Has a Keiga, the Tide Star. He blocks my 7/7 Kudzu and i play the frogling's ability on both Kudzu and Frogling, so he can't steal my creatures. he thinks I cant use Frog's ability on Kudzu...
<*****> Wait! That only works on guys w/ +1 counter!
<dragon> um read the card.
<*****> i take kudzu
<dragon> u cant, he's untargetable
<*****> no he isnt, plaxcaster only works w/ +1 guys!
<dragon> KUDZU HAS PLUS 1 COUNTERS!!! READ HIM
<system> ***** lost
earlier, this guy is telling me about his GP Toronto T16....
:/
I hate idiots.
played again correction tried playing again today 3 people quit and one guy didn't know what phases where or the fact you had to declare what you were spending access mana on.
another guy quit when i called him on the mana vault flip again. ya know the card that says at the begining of your upkeep flip a coin if you lose take 3 damage.
well guess what de-de-dede's that means you have to call heads or tails before you flip.
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Phyrexian plays Myojin of Life's Web from Hand
Myojin of Life's Web now has 1 (+1) counters.
<Phyrexian> Ok?
<Player> Ok
Myojin of Life's Web now has 0 (-1) counters.
Phyrexian plays Bronze Bombshell from Hand
Phyrexian plays Bronze Bombshell from Hand
Phyrexian plays Bronze Bombshell from Hand
Phyrexian plays Sky Swallower from Hand
Player is now the controller of Bronze Bombshell
Player is now the controller of Bronze Bombshell
Player is now the controller of Bronze Bombshell
Player is now the controller of Myojin of Life's Web
Player is now the controller of Birds of Paradise
Player is now the controller of Forest
Player is now the controller of Island
Player is now the controller of Forest
Player is now the controller of Island
Player is now the controller of Island
Player is now the controller of Forest
Player is now the controller of Island
Player is now the controller of Yavimaya Coast
Player is now the controller of Forest
<Phyrexian> gg
<Phyrexian> ...
<Phyrexian> ?
<System> Player Lost
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And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
i hate idiots: <dragon> EOT dragon taps Breeding Pool dragon taps Forest dragon taps Island dragon plays Voidslime from Hand <dragon> stop the comes into play ability <dragon> so it dies <TheChickenMan> ugh....i dont think that works <dragon> yeah, it does <dragon> i can show you on google, its a trigger ability <dragon> forest was even talking about it yesterday <TheChickenMan> you dont lose life. congrats <dragon> adn chris disagreed dragon puts Voidslime to Graveyard from Play <dragon> council dies It is now turn 15 (TheChickenMan) It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step <dragon> council dies <TheChickenMan> no it doesnt <dragon> yes, it does <dragon> thats the whole point <TheChickenMan> no it doesnt <dragon> i'm stopping the comes in to play triogger <dragon> h/o <TheChickenMan> what ability are you countering? <dragon> http://www.starcitygames.com/php/news/article/12046.html <TheChickenMan> the CIP ability? the one where i steal a live from you? <dragon> the comes into play one <dragon> no, where it comes into play <dragon> this guy did it 3 times at regionals, <dragon> and it worke <dragon> d <TheChickenMan> thats part of the ability. you didnt counter that one <dragon> Q: At Regionals, a player wanted to use Voidslime to counter the "return it to play" trigger from Ghost Council of Orzhova. Was this correct? Does the delayed triggered ability trigger again at the next end of turn? --Aren M. <dragon> http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=mtgcom/satschoolarchive&term=Remove <dragon> A: Voidslime can counter the delayed return to play trigger. The Ghost Council will be left removed from the game forever. <dragon> see? <TheChickenMan> Its not a triggered ability <TheChickenMan> its ALL an activated ability
Then he signed off after saying "i win this game"
I linked him to 2 articles explaining the voidslime-counters-ghost council thing, and he refused. Ugh, now maybe if you guys show support for me I can show him this thread.
more stupidity and how these people play in tournements i do not know.
1st up is lady.
she tinkers for sundering titan (no big deal) she has 2 islands in play and then calls islands. i destroy mine and she still has hers i am like you lose your islands. she is like no i don't i called an island and it was yours. i was like read the card. it says choose a land type destroy those lands.
i left because i was tired of dealing with her stupidity.
i had someone else not get the fact that he had to pay 4 mana for illusions (yes i built a type 1 illusions deck that goes off 3rd turn most of the time)
then he quit when i played another illusions.
i had another guy play 2 hunted phantoms with the blue leyline in play and try and swing with both of them then quit on that.
the best one yet. a guy told me he had no land and was muliganing. i was like ok. he drew 7 cards i told him he couldn't that he drew 6 cards under the new rules. he said i have no land. he quit.
ugg how do these people play they would get thousands of warning.
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more stupidity and how these people play in tournements i do not know.
1st up is lady.
she tinkers for sundering titan (no big deal) she has 2 islands in play and then calls islands. i destroy mine and she still has hers i am like you lose your islands. she is like no i don't i called an island and it was yours. i was like read the card. it says choose a land type destroy those lands.
i left because i was tired of dealing with her stupidity.
Uh, read the card: Sundering Titan. Thats not how it works at all.
Only in the fact that i didn't mention the other lands. You cannot however pick one land and destroy it. basically all lands get sacked in one way shape or form. that is not the point i was making.
the point that i was making is that she tried to destroy one of my lands without losing hers and that is not how that card works. so in my given situation i was correct.
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revik taps Island
revik taps Cytoplast Manipulator
revik is now the controller of Izzet Chronarch
<revik> i'm thinking...
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Izzet Chronarch is now 3/3 (He had grafted a counter on it. I just added 1 counter, but he wanted to show the P/T change too.)
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
revik taps Izzet Chronarch
revik taps Izzet Chronarch
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
<Silas> Summoning sickness.
<revik> no
<Silas> You just got him this turn.
<revik> that was yoru turn
<Silas> He was not under your control since the beginning of your turn.
<revik> he came into play during your turn
<revik> sickness doesn't count when they change controller
<Silas> Yes it does.
<revik> only when they come into play
<Silas> Otherwise, why would Threaten make it gain haste?
<revik> so you can do it if they just got that creature out
<revik> believe me i judge at fnm every friday night
<System> Player Lost
I guess it's not really that bad, but still.
EDIT: Come to think of it, I played the Chronarch the turn before anyway...
Only in the fact that i didn't mention the other lands. You cannot however pick one land and destroy it. basically all lands get sacked in one way shape or form. that is not the point i was making.
the point that i was making is that she tried to destroy one of my lands without losing hers and that is not how that card works. so in my given situation i was correct.
No, she chooses one of each land type and those are destroyed; so if there's an island on both sides, she's going to target one of yours and thats the only island that's destroyed. Same goes for the other land types.
Anyhow, a game that reads "Blablah no quitters", i go in, roll a D20.
Zigmat rolls 20 on a 20-sided die.
System: Player Lost.
Zigmat: Roll 20 FTW!
-Zigmat, Rat Overlord
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ThanosIsKing vs Spoiled Dove [5/6/2006 10:37:49 PM]
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] <New Game: waiting for opponent>
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> 42.
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove shuffles library
0:00:00 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing's Security Code: B7E1CEFC [Type 2]
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] Spoiled Dove's Security Code: FE9B7B9E [Type 2]
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 1 (Spoiled Dove)
0:00:00 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:03 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> Yo
0:00:04 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> Good Luck
0:00:05 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:09 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove rolled a 16, using a 20 sided die
0:00:09 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing rolled a 15, using a 20 sided die
0:00:11 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:12 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:13 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:19 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:21 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> Why no dissension?
0:00:26 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:27 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:27 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:28 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:28 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:28 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:29 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:00:32 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> I want to
0:00:33 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing shuffles library
0:00:35 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing draws 7 cards
0:00:38 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> kp
0:00:47 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove takes a mulligan
0:00:53 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> kp
0:01:01 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> you go
0:01:03 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 2 (ThanosIsKing)
0:01:03 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:05 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:10 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing plays Plains from Hand
0:01:11 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 3 (Spoiled Dove)
0:01:11 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:15 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:01:16 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove plays Swamp from Hand
0:01:19 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> End my turn
0:01:20 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 4 (ThanosIsKing)
0:01:20 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:21 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing untaps his/her permanents
0:01:21 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:21 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:21 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing draws a card
0:01:21 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:24 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing plays Swamp from Hand
0:01:25 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 5 (Spoiled Dove)
0:01:25 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:26 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:01:29 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove plays Island from Hand
0:01:30 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> End my turn
0:01:31 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 6 (ThanosIsKing)
0:01:31 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:32 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing untaps his/her permanents
0:01:32 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:33 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:33 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing draws a card
0:01:33 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:35 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing plays Eiganjo Castle from Hand
0:01:36 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing taps Plains
0:01:36 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing taps Swamp
0:01:36 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing taps Eiganjo Castle
0:01:38 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing plays Nantuko Husk from Hand
0:01:40 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> Ok?
0:01:45 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> Ok
0:01:46 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 7 (Spoiled Dove)
0:01:46 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:01 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove draws a card
0:02:05 [Spoiled Dove] Spoiled Dove plays Island from Hand
0:02:08 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> End my turn
0:02:10 [ThanosIsKing] It is now turn 8 (ThanosIsKing)
0:02:10 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:12 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing untaps his/her permanents
0:02:12 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:13 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:13 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing draws a card
0:02:13 [ThanosIsKing] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:17 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing plays Plains from Hand
0:02:24 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing taps Plains
0:02:24 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing taps Swamp
0:02:25 [ThanosIsKing] ThanosIsKing plays Umezawa's Jitte from Hand
0:02:29 [ThanosIsKing] <ThanosIsKing> Ok?
0:02:41 [Spoiled Dove] <Spoiled Dove> are you ****ing kidding me?
0:02:47 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
There's so many answers that decks should have for Jitte that his response to me playing it is just stupid.
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Ogre taps Swamp
Ogre sacrifices Grave-Shell Scarab
Ogre draws a card
Canada Man puts Char to Graveyard from Play
<Ogre> take 2
<Canada Man> you sacrificed so it's countered
<Ogre> no
<Canada Man> if it's countered, i don't take damage
<Ogre> no
<Ogre> i sacced when damage was on stack
<Canada Man> no... damage is only on the stack during combat
<Ogre> omg ****ing looser
<System> Player Lost
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to flip a coin and he didn't do it i refused to go on until he
resolved the crypt he quit.
i only play with a friend on there that i know in which we
both know the rules.
i can stink at times but i can't afford mtgo and with mws at least i have
access to all the cards. so it is a give and take.
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Heaven And Hell plays Orzhov Pontiff from Hand
<Heaven And Hell> -1
<Samurai> Ok
<Heaven And Hell> Thinking
<Samurai> Ok
Heaven And Hell taps Swamp
Heaven And Hell sacrifices Orzhov Pontiff
Plagued Rusalka's note changed: Haunt2
Heaven And Hell taps Swamp
Heaven And Hell sacrifices Plagued Rusalka
<Samurai> 1/1
<Heaven And Hell> no
<Samurai> 2/2?
<Heaven And Hell> twice haunted
<Samurai> so -3/-3
Heaven And Hell puts Plagued Rusalka into play from Graveyard
<Samurai> it had -1/-1
<Heaven And Hell> yes
<Samurai> so its a 1/1
<Heaven And Hell> +2x haunt
<Heaven And Hell> +2x cax
<Heaven And Hell> sac
<Samurai> ...
<Heaven And Hell> from rusalka
Heaven And Hell puts Plagued Rusalka to Graveyard from Play
<Samurai> thats only -4/-4
<System> Player Lost
sure enough
<player (forgot name> what the hell are you playing?
<player> where the heck did your goblins go why are they in the graveyard. (they were goblin tokens)
<player> you are trying to cheat me noob
<system> player lost
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***** Has a Keiga, the Tide Star. He blocks my 7/7 Kudzu and i play the frogling's ability on both Kudzu and Frogling, so he can't steal my creatures. he thinks I cant use Frog's ability on Kudzu...
<*****> Wait! That only works on guys w/ +1 counter!
<dragon> um read the card.
<*****> i take kudzu
<dragon> u cant, he's untargetable
<*****> no he isnt, plaxcaster only works w/ +1 guys!
<dragon> KUDZU HAS PLUS 1 COUNTERS!!! READ HIM
<system> ***** lost
earlier, this guy is telling me about his GP Toronto T16....
:/
I hate idiots.
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What the hell are you talking about? Pontiff doesn't give something -1/-1 when it leaves play. Only when it comes into play/haunted creature dies...
another guy quit when i called him on the mana vault flip again. ya know the card that says at the begining of your upkeep flip a coin if you lose take 3 damage.
well guess what de-de-dede's that means you have to call heads or tails before you flip.
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<dragon> EOT
dragon taps Breeding Pool
dragon taps Forest
dragon taps Island
dragon plays Voidslime from Hand
<dragon> stop the comes into play ability
<dragon> so it dies
<TheChickenMan> ugh....i dont think that works
<dragon> yeah, it does
<dragon> i can show you on google, its a trigger ability
<dragon> forest was even talking about it yesterday
<TheChickenMan> you dont lose life. congrats
<dragon> adn chris disagreed
dragon puts Voidslime to Graveyard from Play
<dragon> council dies
It is now turn 15 (TheChickenMan)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<dragon> council dies
<TheChickenMan> no it doesnt
<dragon> yes, it does
<dragon> thats the whole point
<TheChickenMan> no it doesnt
<dragon> i'm stopping the comes in to play triogger
<dragon> h/o
<TheChickenMan> what ability are you countering?
<dragon> http://www.starcitygames.com/php/news/article/12046.html
<TheChickenMan> the CIP ability? the one where i steal a live from you?
<dragon> the comes into play one
<dragon> no, where it comes into play
<dragon> this guy did it 3 times at regionals,
<dragon> and it worke
<dragon> d
<TheChickenMan> thats part of the ability. you didnt counter that one
<dragon> Q: At Regionals, a player wanted to use Voidslime to counter the "return it to play" trigger from Ghost Council of Orzhova. Was this correct? Does the delayed triggered ability trigger again at the next end of turn? --Aren M.
<dragon> http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=mtgcom/satschoolarchive&term=Remove
<dragon> A: Voidslime can counter the delayed return to play trigger. The Ghost Council will be left removed from the game forever.
<dragon> see?
<TheChickenMan> Its not a triggered ability
<TheChickenMan> its ALL an activated ability
Then he signed off after saying "i win this game"
I linked him to 2 articles explaining the voidslime-counters-ghost council thing, and he refused.
Ugh, now maybe if you guys show support for me I can show him this thread.
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1st up is lady.
she tinkers for sundering titan (no big deal) she has 2 islands in play and then calls islands. i destroy mine and she still has hers i am like you lose your islands. she is like no i don't i called an island and it was yours. i was like read the card. it says choose a land type destroy those lands.
i left because i was tired of dealing with her stupidity.
i had someone else not get the fact that he had to pay 4 mana for illusions (yes i built a type 1 illusions deck that goes off 3rd turn most of the time)
then he quit when i played another illusions.
i had another guy play 2 hunted phantoms with the blue leyline in play and try and swing with both of them then quit on that.
the best one yet. a guy told me he had no land and was muliganing. i was like ok. he drew 7 cards i told him he couldn't that he drew 6 cards under the new rules. he said i have no land. he quit.
ugg how do these people play they would get thousands of warning.
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Uh, read the card: Sundering Titan. Thats not how it works at all.
You were vastly incorrect here.
the point that i was making is that she tried to destroy one of my lands without losing hers and that is not how that card works. so in my given situation i was correct.
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revik taps Cytoplast Manipulator
revik is now the controller of Izzet Chronarch
<revik> i'm thinking...
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Izzet Chronarch is now 3/3 (He had grafted a counter on it. I just added 1 counter, but he wanted to show the P/T change too.)
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
revik taps Izzet Chronarch
revik taps Izzet Chronarch
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
<Silas> Summoning sickness.
<revik> no
<Silas> You just got him this turn.
<revik> that was yoru turn
<Silas> He was not under your control since the beginning of your turn.
<revik> he came into play during your turn
<revik> sickness doesn't count when they change controller
<Silas> Yes it does.
<revik> only when they come into play
<Silas> Otherwise, why would Threaten make it gain haste?
<revik> so you can do it if they just got that creature out
<revik> believe me i judge at fnm every friday night
<System> Player Lost
I guess it's not really that bad, but still.
EDIT: Come to think of it, I played the Chronarch the turn before anyway...
No, she chooses one of each land type and those are destroyed; so if there's an island on both sides, she's going to target one of yours and thats the only island that's destroyed. Same goes for the other land types.
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(i did misread that) but in any case. i do admit when i am wrong.
in any case i had played 3 games before hand that people just all you can say is ugggg.
then it seems that how people were discribing this card in its used was just totally wrong.
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