So this insurance salesmen was talking to an old lady, and she couldn't decide about buying life insurance, so he said "Don't worry. Go home and think about it. You know, sleep on it. And if you wake up in the morning, call us..."
I don't know what you guys are talking about; these are great jokes.
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As my good friend Jesse put it, "When life gives you lemons, combo break them and get them banned."
He doesn't like lemonade...
Media is not making me steal. But in a way is like the story of the very hot girl with the short skirt teasing the old sick guy with a history of rape.
There's one at the door, at the gate to damnation...
Is it thief, thug or whore? There's one at the door...
And there's room for one more till the end of creation. Neil Gaiman, Sandman #4 - A Hope in Hell
A Rabbi, a priest and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The leprechaun goes "****! I'm in the wrong joke!"
A Canadian, an Englishman and an American walk into a bar. The barkeep goes "What is this, some kind of joke?"
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.
Really stupid easy jokes about Michael Jackson. You can make up better non funny jokes about this legend.
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hey i have managed to evolve my axolotls by feeding them thyroid glands the thyroxine contained in these gland is enough to change these water dwelling creatures into land based creatures
Posted by: Tay Collins | January 20, 2010 6:45 AM
Tay, that's not evolution. It's metamorphosis. Evolution means descent with heritable modification – individuals cannot evolve, unless they're Pokemon.
Posted by: David Marjanović | January 20, 2010 8:55 AM
Decks
Extended:
:symu::symg: Madness
Elves
:symw::symu::symg: Tooth and Nail Control
:symu::symg: 8 Post
Legacy:
Redredginator
:symw::symu::symb::symg: Fluctuator
Scollypoff Emperor
One has legs!
So this insurance salesmen was talking to an old lady, and she couldn't decide about buying life insurance, so he said "Don't worry. Go home and think about it. You know, sleep on it. And if you wake up in the morning, call us..."
I don't know what you guys are talking about; these are great jokes.
He doesn't like lemonade...
My tombstone shall read </life>
Ba-Dump-Shhh
Thanks to Chizzad from Aether for the rockin' banner!
R Red Deck Wins
Decks under Construction:
BR Tombstalking
B The Rack
UB The Rack
A: Go for the juggler!
Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck!
Q: What's green and sings?
A: Elvis Parsley!
It was dead.
Is it thief, thug or whore? There's one at the door...
And there's room for one more till the end of creation.
Neil Gaiman, Sandman #4 - A Hope in Hell
That one is actually pretty good. Or I'm just a retard.
A Canadian, an Englishman and an American walk into a bar. The barkeep goes "What is this, some kind of joke?"
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.
He doesn't like lemonade...
My tombstone shall read </life>
Why did the dog go into the church?
to shepherd the people.
one is made of plastic and the other one is a bag.
Oh and my friends quote from below is pretty dumb..
- My stupid friend
The greatest card in all of magic: HERE
I actually allmost choked. Really funny.
Really stupid easy jokes about Michael Jackson. You can make up better non funny jokes about this legend.
Posted by: Tay Collins | January 20, 2010 6:45 AM
Tay, that's not evolution. It's metamorphosis. Evolution means descent with heritable modification – individuals cannot evolve, unless they're Pokemon.
Posted by: David Marjanović | January 20, 2010 8:55 AM
What's the difference between a duck?
or how about...
Where does the little king keep his little armies?
Why did all of the vegetable kids make fun of Brocoli at the vegetable preschool?
The butcher replies "Which way?"
>_> *flees*
[GTC] Gatecrash Patch for MWS (249/249)
Me: What is the letter 'elephant' starts?
Me: No, 'H'
You: WTF?, its 'E', get a dictionary!
Me: Its 'H', because the elephant I'm talking about is named 'Homer'.
Thanks to DarkNightCavalier & Magus of the Sheep from Scuttlemutt Productions for the cool signature and avatar.
-Playing-
I got Soul, but I'm not a Soldier...oh wait [Mono White Soldiers]
"My girlfriend loves french poodles, here is her cat."
Question: "What is a ghosts' favorite toy?"
Answer: "A Boooooooomerang."
I'm sorry sir, the blonde waitress has taken a day off.
And secret tears still flow
What it meant to lose you
No on will ever know
To mourn for you no more
To remember all the happy times
Life still has much in store
We pledge to you today
A hallowed place within our hearts
Is where you’ll always stay
...
'Cuz if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Two particle physicists are in a bar. One says to the other:
"Supercollider? No, I just met her."
<groan>
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