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Originally Posted by Seton Freak Premarital sex isn't THAT hard a sin to avoid, just stay out of the girl's bed/bathroom, and keep her out of yours.
Actually, I think you just have to stay out of her.
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Asking people to remove quotes in their signatures is tyranny! If I can't say something just because someone's feelings are hurt then no one would ever be able to say anything! Political correctness is stupid.
There are only 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't.
shouldn't it be 01 types of people?
2 to the 0 power=1
2 to the first power=2
you are obviously the latter
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Asking people to remove quotes in their signatures is tyranny! If I can't say something just because someone's feelings are hurt then no one would ever be able to say anything! Political correctness is stupid.
No. You see, in binary, we count from the left. 1 is YES, and 2 is NO. Every digit moved to the left is doubled. The rightmost digit is worth 1, the next one over is worth 2, then 4, then 8...
Or, to put it another way...
So I go up to this 10010-year-old girl...and let me tell you, she's a real 1010...and I tell her, "Hey, baby. Let's 1000101!" She said, "It'll cost you 110010 dollars." So I 1010110'd her and went to bed early instead, at 1001:11110.
*frowns*
Bill short for William?
Well, if you say so...
My freshman year English teacher used to call Shakespear Billy Shake and told us we could only call him that if we got A's in his class.
Please don't thwap me for this, because this is a real quote from my Junior theology teacher:
They say that if you play a Microsoft cd backwards you hear satanic things, but that is nothing because if you play them forwards they install Windows.
It is funny beacuse it is true.
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I disagree with this statement. While I may disagree with Democrats almost all the time, I don't view them as the enemy. They're Americans too, for the most part.
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Burn you foreigners, burn...
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Well... Poor hybrid_life seems not to have followed us here, but let's remember his memory.
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I dont like the whole concept of the free dom tower. I would rather see the vengeance tower.
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That isnt surprising considering most of the germany and france dislikes bush. Also, alot of those youth are brainwashed to dislike bush by their parents.
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Dont let the un try him since the UN is very biased against the US. The verdict will reflect a strong anti-american sentiment. As i said before we need to try him like we treid nazis in the neuremberg trials. NO CNN, NO Talking heads, NO UN.
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And i would rather have someone who blindly supports the country rather than someone who tries to undermine it like Moore.
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Read up some history saaur. A nuke ended world war 2 since japan wouldnt surrender otherwise. While i am not saying we should use a nuke, I think that its the fault of the administration for not deploying enough fire pwer in the stabilixation of iraq, and as a reult troops are getting picked off in skirmishes and land mines.
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HUH?
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The constitution was intended for americans...Why should a non us citizen be granted the same legal rights? PLus he is already going to get a tiral, but he should have so much legal leway. Make it like the neuremburg trials.
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Yea, but Saddam wasnt an American Citizen,m so the same legal rights as US citizens wouldnt apply to him if we tried him overseas or in a foreign country.He already has a HUGE team of lawers, and has been granted alot of privilages that most americans convicted of murder aren't granted.
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Franky, i dont watch political adds. They give me nausia. And nothing wrong with promoting church.
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You can post passeges of the constitution, but america is a completely different place than it was hundreds of years ago, and there is still alot of room for interpretation and restricted
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Kerry keeps referring the to the UN, but Kerry doesnt seem to understnad that the UN is bent against the US, and there is little the US can do to appease the UN without limiting its soviernty.
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HUmor isnt an exuse for sterns behavior. I could harass a handicap person and some sicko would find it funny, but it is moraly wrong.
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It is the job of american citizens to ensure the saftey of furthur generations of Americans. Stern is a threat to this saftey by dissolving the moral fabric that has held America together since its founding. Would you rather have someone who watches butterface girls raising childeren? Do you think they would set a good example to the next generation of Americans? Certain moral standards must be upheld or society will devolve into mush ,and America will dissolve with it.
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If we enforce greater border control, a mexican or arab rep of the UN will complain that the US is being racists when the US is merely trying to ensure its survival.
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It is best the US solves its own problems. At this point, the US has sufficient firepower, and power to end any conflict. We demonstrated this during the 2003 invasion of iraq. Also, France and Germany spew the most anti-US rhetoric, but its not like we need them anymore. Germany and France should be grateful after our service in WW2.
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What i dont understand is the advantage the us has in staying with the un
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BUt the us involvement in the un is in a no win situation. Even if we follow un regulations, the dems still complain
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Agree completely. The notion of the un seems to be to reduce the power of the US to that of a 3rd world nation. Also, why should the us answer to germany or france and other countires that resent us? It is time the us should separate form the un.
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I wouldnt be surprised. Kerry and hillary have alot in common, and would make a good couple. Let them both eat cake.
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The invade canada / turkey joke is already stale, imho. We need oil, look in alaska.
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The war is for oil..its one of the ways to make this huge operation worthwhile. People care more about lower gas prices than iraqis anyway.
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All this war on smoke campaign is out of hand, and is just another example of preasure groups trying to enlarge the power of the gov on busniness.
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OK...Bush is already aware that alot of europe, especially France and Germany dislikes his policies. BUt why should BUsh's actions be influenced too heavily by europe, when its his job to manage his own country and not leave in the hands of france and germany, and other european countries? The US has enough firepower to end the war on itraq, and war on terror without france or germany, and considering the growing anti-american sentiment in those regions, even more reasons for Bush to disregards them.
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Also, he uses racial slurs, and its ironic how dems dont complain about stern, when they always seem to be the ones complaining about too mcuh racism.
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300mil is small compared to 30billion, as is 1000 for middle class people. It all works out evenly. And it wouldnt be fait to give someone who earns billions the same tax break as someone who earns thousands since the richer person contributes more to the GDP.
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The republicans there say that because the us was founded by christains, and also follows 'christain' practices of the 10 commandments, etc vs islamic or hindu doctrines in other countries.
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The proalem with alot of canidates is pandering to special interest groups, which costs alot of money for unessecery new programs .
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SO are you advocating smaller gov then? Get to your point.
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good, as long as we fight those terrorists, that will be sufficient.
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Um..is this another thread intended to draw republicans into a flame war? and how would you improve america, since you seem to complain alot and offer few sollutions.
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omG...CAN we put the stupid children's book fiasco behind us now? Its over now..ok? After pearl harbor attack, none gave fdr a hard time, so why do we keep pestering with these trivial events?
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cyan, your commentary regarding the outcome of this war isnt nessecery for this topic since your views are very subjestive, and distracting.
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OK...all of the 911 hijackers were middle eastern muslims. What does that suggest then? MOst of the terror is in the middle east, thats what it means. THose terrorists were part of the terrorist group alqueda in afganistan. what does that mean? We invade afghanistan, and send agents into pakistan an other countries in the mid east that could be harboring those terrorists, and funding them. Anyone can do anything, but the heart of terrorism is in the mid east. simple.
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ush stood up to terrorism after 911, which is his main accomplishment. He took the battle to the enemy instead of waiting for a second attack, or negotiating with them, and defeated a large portion of alqueda.
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Why cant it just be 1999 all over again...i know the country was on the verge of collapse, but life was sweet.
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Kerry looks kinda scary like abe lincoln, which is one reason why bush will win. Middle age woman who are undecided will simply go with the more physically gifted canidate, and vote bush....cmon...
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negative opinions? I just gave one, although i havnt seen the movie
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well, it looks like white chicks outgrossed 911 thank god.
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YOur a conservative, so i dont understand how making a wmd joke is funny. It isnt funny when peopleare loosing their lives in riaq.
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SO corrupt corperations were invented after bush came in office? BUt then again, gore invented the internet.
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I cant answer all your points
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I dont think there is one party that is less informed on the issues than another party.
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ALqueda planned for the attack years before bush came to office and saddam was already in power, and we handt delt with him in the first gulf war. It isnt fair to say bush casued all these proablems when they were already there to begin with.
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So anyone that agrees with bush's message or you dissagree with is a moron?
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Lets just leave it that bush and hitler cant be compatred, and are two different people and leave it at that.
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Spears looked good when she was 17 as well, i guess we can all figure, but lohan has a more innocnet look to her like britney that seems to draw alot of people
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OMg..another potter book? Jeez..are there gonna be l1o books or something? Maybe it will be like the nancy drew series where thers just dozzens of books. Anyway, im offended by the premise of harry potter, i still wont see the movies.
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Idoesnt matter thoguh. The movie wont gross much anyway. ALot of people are tired of moore and wont watch it.
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Hmm i dont care much for those adds since the republican and dem adds sound too much the same.
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ANd there is no need to pump more money into schools. Its notlike the dont recive enough funding, and its up to the students to be motivated or not.
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Thye seem to go after who ever is the most vulnerable for the most impact. The us was very vulnerable to attacks prior to the 911, so we made easey targets
[quote=hybrid life]some of them are misfounded
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im tired of republicans complaining aout moores movie.
Although
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Michael moore is just like those snakeoil dowcotrs of the 1900s. Just full of bs. His gig is up now...bust this bloated pig.
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Sad..libs have to quote moore... a pitiful attempt of satire.
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I dont think is worth getting a flame warning over a micheal moore movie. White chicks targets a huge demographic whihc includes the youth whowar thier hats on backwards and listen to wrap music, and are very illinformed on politics. There are plenty of those type of people.
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YOur sounding like Micheal Moore...lets just hope you dont look like him...lol
wow. just wow.
is/ was this guy on the promo team of the republicans?
the list goes on and on...
Nothing that serious. He was just a very stupid but actually very smart troll on MTGNews. Knew exactly what to post to piss people off while still technically only voicing an opinion on the thread at hand. He posted enough of an opinion to avoid spam warnings, and except when I or someone else went round and round with him all night, he avoided anything serious enough to earn a flame warning. Built up 1k+ posts before finally being banned.
Hmm... Decent looking guy, Hot girlfriend...
You must suck at magic :biggrin3:
That was said on the post your picture thread. I forget what it is called. The next two are from EclipseAgent's hello thread.
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I got a few. I'm not sure if they are completely accurate, but there as close as I can remember.
George Carlin -- "Well, Who has less abortions than homosexuals?"
Bender (of Futurama) -- "Have you ever tried turning the television off, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
Denny Crane (from Boston Legal) played by William Shatner -- "Massachusetts is a blue state. God has no place here."
another from Denny Crane (Shatner is gold) -- "There are two things my father wanted me to experience before I died, the Red Sox winning the World Series and sex with a one-legged woman."
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Nothing that serious. He was just a very stupid but actually very smart troll on MTGNews. Knew exactly what to post to piss people off while still technically only voicing an opinion on the thread at hand. He posted enough of an opinion to avoid spam warnings, and except when I or someone else went round and round with him all night, he avoided anything serious enough to earn a flame warning. Built up 1k+ posts before finally being banned.
Exactly, but the more bullets he dodged, the happier we were when we finally got him.
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01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
ELLIS HENICAN [Newsday columnist]: We share a lot of culture and a lot of interests with Canada. Why do we want to have to ridicule them and be deeply offended if they disagree with us?
Most time: 12 hours. 4am to 4pm (it's a real mind **** when the sky is the same color as when you went to sleep and when you wake up and the time is the same.)
How is that? It is from the thread about how much sleep you get.
TFE pops out of nowhere and kicks Ransac in the crotch,
"Hiyoooooo!"
Then he pulls out an AK-47, but instead of firing it, proceeds to do the Robot on Ransac's head while reciting "The Superbowl Shuffle"
"I'm the Fridge, and I'm a rookie, I may...hrmm...hrmm...but I'm no dumb cookie...damn, I forgot the rest..."
I like that.
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Trust me you really don’t want to hear me sing ;).
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These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
shouldn't it be 01 types of people?
2 to the 0 power=1
2 to the first power=2
you are obviously the latter
CAPS LOCK: ITS LIKE THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME
if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
It scares me how dumb you really are.
EDIT: Crap. I'm sarnath'd on the Bash thing. I just saw the caps lock thing and thought "Titus". I don't know why. So I had to post it.
I have no extendo-sig. Sorry, I'm just not vain enough to think someone will click on it.
No. You see, in binary, we count from the left. 1 is YES, and 2 is NO. Every digit moved to the left is doubled. The rightmost digit is worth 1, the next one over is worth 2, then 4, then 8...
Or, to put it another way...
So I go up to this 10010-year-old girl...and let me tell you, she's a real 1010...and I tell her, "Hey, baby. Let's 1000101!" She said, "It'll cost you 110010 dollars." So I 1010110'd her and went to bed early instead, at 1001:11110.
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After reading this, I had to ask mysef, If silence is so damn priceless, why are celebrities paid so much more than mimes?
#2. Dungeon Keeper Ami; Proving that sometimes the best Villians are the ones who used to be Heros.
#3. Ow, My Sanity: There are things man was not meant to love.
Bill is short for William.
*nods*
My freshman year English teacher used to call Shakespear Billy Shake and told us we could only call him that if we got A's in his class.
Please don't thwap me for this, because this is a real quote from my Junior theology teacher:
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I just love tha matter- of- factness of that. ^^
We all make mistakes sometimes...
Ooh, found another.
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Cool stuff here.
It is funny beacuse it is true.
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Sorry, I can't make the italics go away. I tried. They won. I cried. I wish they died.
:guns: :rocket:
Burn you foreigners, burn...
These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
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Although
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Nothing that serious. He was just a very stupid but actually very smart troll on MTGNews. Knew exactly what to post to piss people off while still technically only voicing an opinion on the thread at hand. He posted enough of an opinion to avoid spam warnings, and except when I or someone else went round and round with him all night, he avoided anything serious enough to earn a flame warning. Built up 1k+ posts before finally being banned.
That was said on the post your picture thread. I forget what it is called. The next two are from EclipseAgent's hello thread.
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George Carlin -- "Well, Who has less abortions than homosexuals?"
Bender (of Futurama) -- "Have you ever tried turning the television off, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
Denny Crane (from Boston Legal) played by William Shatner -- "Massachusetts is a blue state. God has no place here."
another from Denny Crane (Shatner is gold) -- "There are two things my father wanted me to experience before I died, the Red Sox winning the World Series and sex with a one-legged woman."
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Exactly, but the more bullets he dodged, the happier we were when we finally got him.
These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
It speaks for itself.
#2. Dungeon Keeper Ami; Proving that sometimes the best Villians are the ones who used to be Heros.
#3. Ow, My Sanity: There are things man was not meant to love.
How is that? It is from the thread about how much sleep you get.
I like that.
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