I had a strange dream this morning as I was dozing.
I was in a play. I was in the chorus. Then, just as the curtain was about to go up, one of the leads got sick or something and wasn't going to be in the show anymore. So the directors (there were like 12 of them) were trying to decide between me and this other chick to take over the part. Finally the head director gives the part to me, even though a lot of the other directors wanted it to be the other chick. So I have to go with my friend Liz and change into the costume for that character. Somehow I make it through the first act, and at intermission, Liz reveals that she's playing a mad scientist in the second act who kidnaps my character.
Then I woke up.
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One of the higher up MTG judges in my area was being a student teacher at my school. I was taking his class and was hitting it off really well with this pretty girl, but wasn't really paying attention to class as I don't recall what the subject was. So after class, the teacher wanted to see my notes for the class before I left for some reason... I had written down a few things here and there from the beginning of class as I recall. The guy then proceeds to lecture me on how important paying attention in class is and draws a giant flowery smiley face across my notes saying that this is what my notes were equivalent to in his eyes and to enjoy my F because regardless of what else I did in his class he was going to fail me. He wasn't failing me for not paying attention in class though. He said the reason he was really failing me was because I played Azusa EDH... In a rage, I flip several tables, swear in his face and leave the classroom. I exit the room and walk across the high school (I didn't even attend this high school, but know the campus since it's across the street from where I live) back toward the middle school section. The middle school section is in the usual lunch time chaos with kids everywhere except these kids appear to be high schoolers. I walk up a set of stairs since the hallway I'm walking down abruptly ends with a chainlink fence that I don't feel like hopping. Upon going up the stairs, I see my elementary school principle dash out of her office yelling at one of the other teachers that there's a fight she has to break up. For some reason I follow her down the upstairs corridor to another flight of stairs that leads down to a rooftop bridge. Where we see another pair of kids breaking out of a computer lab with some laptops in hand. I tell the principle to go stop the fight and I'll stop the computer thieves. She dashes off to the right and I dash off to the left toward the computer lab. I get down another flight of stairs and jump one of the thieves. The other thief comes at me with a machete. I grab the machete from him and chop off their thumbs during the fight. The two suddenly turn into zombies and I behead them. End dream.
The "back to school" scenario is one I've experienced before in dreams (every once in awhile I find myself in a dream where I'm attending high school despite the fact that I've graduated years ago). Being placed in the role of one's younger self: what does it mean?
I've been working mostly day-shift for the past week so I really haven't had enough time to delve too deeply into The Fade (five hours is not enough time to explore one's own subconscious). A few odd snippets here and there, but nothing really new.
EDIT: Just had another weird one last night:
I'm outside checking the mail when I'm approached by one of my old childhood friends that I haven't seen in years. He's somehow become my next door neighbor and is telling me that "the package has arrived". I follow him into his house which for some odd reason has the same interior as that of my aunt and uncle's house (which oddly enough used to be the home of another one of my childhood friends). He cracks open a cardboard box which is filled with Matchbox cars. There are single cars, multi-car packs, and even track sets. This box seems to be bottomless; my friend keeps pulling out these die cast cars. I think they're neat, but I can't seem to figure out why I'd order a bunch of cars (I don't collect them). My friend eventually tells me "you can keep the Magic cards when I get to them". Realizing that it's going to take my friend awhile to sort that box, I go downstairs to the family room to wait. A few minutes later he comes down and brings me what's left in the box: a whole bunch of odd Magic booster packs, starters, and such. I eagerly crack them open. In my first pack I find a Library of Alexandria in the rare slot, but for some reason it's in a white frame, has the artwork to the original Ivory Tower, and it has a silver boarder. I'm puzzled, but continue to crack the packs. I end up finding that same bizarro card in my second and third pack, in fact it looks like all of the cards are in white frames with silver boarders. At this point some of the regulars at my local game store appear out of the woodwork to critique my pulls. I eventually make my way to a booster pack that's thicker than the rest. When I open it there are no discernible Magic cards to be found; instead I find a whole bunch of "puzzle" cards reminiscent of those old licensed Panini sticker cards that come together to form one big picture. The fragments I see are all in black and white. Before I can even contemplate piecing them together the scene fades out and I awaken from the dream.
I had a recently crazy dream, which i didn't really like to much.
I was walking downtown when an angry turkey floats down from above in a pillar of light the turkey says my name, says something scary which i can't remember, and gives me seven white feathers plucked from seagulls. I am now in some sort of void, and there are images of people i know, then some narrator points out a girl i know and says to me that i'm going to marry her, or i'll die alone. I then have an oppressive feeling of fear for unknown reasons. I'm now teleported back to my house where there is an ice cream bucket there for me to put my feathers in, i notice that for each family member i have they have also put in seven of something, there were rocks in particular. My father had misplaced his seven things and was looking all over the room for them in a panic, yelling at me to help while my mum who was also in the same room just stared off into space. I then awake felling terrible and confused
It's been quite awhile since I've posted anything here, but I had a really weird one last night:
My family and some of our extended family was having some kind of cookout at my house which had somehow become an odd composite of my house (where functions like this never occur) and my aunt and uncle's house (which is pretty much party central in real life) ). After sitting down on the patio for quite some time I had to excuse myself to go to the bathroom. When I went in there I was surprised to discover two small lizards scurrying around the floor. I wasn't sure what kind they were, but they resembled small iguanas. I procured a plastic ice cream bucket and tried my best to corral them. I managed to pick up one of them by the tail, but it bared its sharp teeth at me and made a very loud hiss. I dropped it into the bathtub and the other lizard followed its companion into the basin. I filled the tub with water in hopes of preventing them from climbing the walls and escaping. Continuing my efforts to capture them, the lizards became more and more agitated and their colors seemed to change with their mood; while they began as an aqua-green color they started to shift to an orange color all the way to a blood red color. Flustered, I closed the door to the bathroom and searched the house for a large fish net in which to catch the wayward reptiles. First I found a small one, but knew I needed one much larger. Oddly enough, I finally found the jumbo-sized one by the top of the stairwell (which is nowhere near the aquarium). My dad happened to notice me running around with the fish net and asked me what was going on. After I explained the situation he mentioned that my younger brother was in the shower. I ran to the bathroom and knocked on the door telling him that there were crazy lizards in the shower. He said "Oh",quickly concluded his business, and left me to capture the lizards. Just as I was about to do so, my dad called me back to the top of the stairwell. For some reason the barbecue grill had been parked on front of the stairs and a buffet table was right next to it. He and my mom were having some sort of argument and he then asked me to pull something out from the pile of cooked steaks. There appeared to be odd pieces of paper stuck between the steaks. I pulled one out and it turned out to be just a solid sheet of gristle.
"See? These steaks don't have anyone's names on them," my mom retorted.
"What should I do with this thing," I asked.
Before anyone else could say anything or I could even think about returning to the lizards, the dream abruptly ended.
It's been quite awhile since I've posted anything here, but I had a really weird one last night:
My family and some of our extended family was having some kind of cookout at my house which had somehow become an odd composite of my house (where functions like this never occur) and my aunt and uncle's house (which is pretty much party central in real life) ). After sitting down on the patio for quite some time I had to excuse myself to go to the bathroom. When I went in there I was surprised to discover two small lizards scurrying around the floor. I wasn't sure what kind they were, but they resembled small iguanas. I procured a plastic ice cream bucket and tried my best to corral them. I managed to pick up one of them by the tail, but it bared its sharp teeth at me and made a very loud hiss. I dropped it into the bathtub and the other lizard followed its companion into the basin. I filled the tub with water in hopes of preventing them from climbing the walls and escaping. Continuing my efforts to capture them, the lizards became more and more agitated and their colors seemed to change with their mood; while they began as an aqua-green color they started to shift to an orange color all the way to a blood red color. Flustered, I closed the door to the bathroom and searched the house for a large fish net in which to catch the wayward reptiles. First I found a small one, but knew I needed one much larger. Oddly enough, I finally found the jumbo-sized one by the top of the stairwell (which is nowhere near the aquarium). My dad happened to notice me running around with the fish net and asked me what was going on. After I explained the situation he mentioned that my younger brother was in the shower. I ran to the bathroom and knocked on the door telling him that there were crazy lizards in the shower. He said "Oh",quickly concluded his business, and left me to capture the lizards. Just as I was about to do so, my dad called me back to the top of the stairwell. For some reason the barbecue grill had been parked on front of the stairs and a buffet table was right next to it. He and my mom were having some sort of argument and he then asked me to pull something out from the pile of cooked steaks. There appeared to be odd pieces of paper stuck between the steaks. I pulled one out and it turned out to be just a solid sheet of gristle.
"See? These steaks don't have anyone's names on them," my mom retorted.
"What should I do with this thing," I asked.
Before anyone else could say anything or I could even think about returning to the lizards, the dream abruptly ended.
...so, what's the secret you mom's been hiding from the rest of the family? I'll guess she's pregnant.
Here's an odd one that I had the other night and only remember vaguely... I was either miniaturized or there were just giant boxes of random products like toothpaste, denture cleanser and sponges all stacked up to form mountains and spires. But I was pole jumping with a giant foam noodle (like the ones you use in a swimming pool) from pile to pile of product and something resembling a rabid werewolf that was the same size as me was chasing me across these piles. There were other people that the werewolf creature was chasing as well before it started chasing me. I used my foam noodle to knock away some of the boxes it was standing on which is why it started chasing me. I was the only one with a foam noodle for some reason... Anyway, the werewolf thing got hold of my foam noodle and threw it down to the bottom of the piles of stuff while I scrambled away. I eventually started picking up boxes of toothpaste and stuff and throwing it at the werewolf as it closed in. I knocked it down when it got really close and it went sprawling after my foam noodle. I then scrambled to the top of the piles and into a balcony of some sort which then went into another dream that I don't remember. I think it involved a hot girl and I woke up when it was getting good? Why is this? Cuz I woke up really horny...
...so, what's the secret you mom's been hiding from the rest of the family? I'll guess she's pregnant.
An interesting hypothesis, but that is not the case.
Anyway, I had another bizarre dream the other night:
I was standing outside on the second story deck that is attached to the back of my house. As I'm pacing about I notice an odd white fleshy mass writhing on the ground. I kneel down to have a better look at it and it begins to skip across the deck. It eventually leaps about four feet into the air and lands on top of the railing that runs along the deck's perimeter. Upon further inspection, the small creature is in fact an extremely tiny hammerhead shark. Uncertain of how to handle it, I cautiously inch my hand toward it. The tiny shark then latches to my sleeve and I see blood begin to seep through it. Though I feel no pain, I'm still startled by this and accidentally let the small creature fall off of the deck to the ground below. I scramble down the stairs to the lower patio and try to see where the shark landed and if it was still alive. Unable to find it, I look around and notice that the sliding patio door leading to the family room is open. I walk inside to find my dad doing maintenance on the aquarium. I ask him if he has seen the shark and he casually states "yeah, right there". To my amazement I see that the shark is "swimming" through the air and makes a perfect landing into the aquarium. At this moment the dream ends.
I don't think I was even aware of Shark Week's impending arrival when I had that dream. Strange. Haven't had any more noteworthy ones lately, but if I do you'll have yet another glimpse into the subconscious of the man called Grey.
Had a dream last night that I went to Denny's and got me a breakfast platter to go sometime in the evening. Then I took the breakfast and went back to my car in the Denny's parking lot and start eating it. However, my friend shows up and says, "Hey weren't we suppose to go eat at Black Angus?" which magically appears in the same parking lot. Agreeing to the statement, I put the breakfast down on the passenger seat and proceed to get out of my car. I then open the door to the back seat to get something and a ton of magic cards come falling out. I begin to pick up the Magic cards and putting them back into the car. I remember randomly seeing a Maze of Ith. After all the cards are back in my car, I close the door and go towards Black Angus. After stepping inside the doors to Black Angus, I woke up.
I had a strange dream this morning as I was dozing.
Then I woke up.
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The "back to school" scenario is one I've experienced before in dreams (every once in awhile I find myself in a dream where I'm attending high school despite the fact that I've graduated years ago). Being placed in the role of one's younger self: what does it mean?
I've been working mostly day-shift for the past week so I really haven't had enough time to delve too deeply into The Fade (five hours is not enough time to explore one's own subconscious). A few odd snippets here and there, but nothing really new.
EDIT: Just had another weird one last night:
"See? These steaks don't have anyone's names on them," my mom retorted.
"What should I do with this thing," I asked.
Before anyone else could say anything or I could even think about returning to the lizards, the dream abruptly ended.
...so, what's the secret you mom's been hiding from the rest of the family? I'll guess she's pregnant.
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An interesting hypothesis, but that is not the case.
Anyway, I had another bizarre dream the other night:
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