112. For some reason people don't like you showing up at a Pauper tourney in a Lamborghini...
Even after you explain that your priorities are perfectly in order... I spent all my money on the car.
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
-VINTAGE- BUB Reanimator UBU TezzTinkerToys
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
113. I am not allowed to make Black jokes anymore. White keeps getting offended although Red finds them funny.
114. You do not get to complain about mana screw when you have more lands and played more spells than me.
115. Bathing is no longer optional. If the guy who cannot take a shower due to medical reasons smells better than you consent to me spraying you with Febreeze.
116. Domino's pizza is not pizza. Stop offering it.
117. The box Domino's pizza comes in tastes better than the pizza.
118. When it is your third draft of the night, the joke about you do not know how to draft is not funny. Especially when you won the last two.
119. It is okay to get angry at losing. It is not okay to get angry at winning.
120. 1/7 chances to play your friend that drove you to FNM Round 1 of the draft should not occur 50% of the time
128. I'm no longer allowed to take naps on the tables between matches.
They don't seem to mind if I doze off during the match tho... I never win those games.
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
-VINTAGE- BUB Reanimator UBU TezzTinkerToys
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
136. "Puck You" is not an appropriate phrase when casting Spellstutter Sprite
137. Clapping and chanting "I do believe in Fairies" will not bring any of them back from the graveyard.
138. Mooing when Pillarfield Ox enters play is appropriate, as demonstrated by Magic R&D. Mooing when your opponent sits down at the table is not, no matter how white they may be.
139. No longer allowed to call my deck The Barbarian's Riddle, especially in front of those unfamiliar with Stranglehold
140. No longer allowed to keep my Kraken tokens in a tiny cage, just so they can be released.
154. When I make my Polukranos, World Eater monstrous, I am not allowed to actually eat my opponent's cards.
155. Showing up with a "crappy deck" should NEVER be a literal statement.
156. Shoving Corpsejack Menace in someone's face is highly discouraged. Same for Armada Wurm.
157. My dog is NOT an appropriate proxy for Isamaru, Hound of Konda, no matter how much of a "good boy" he is.
158. Laughing every time someone plays Geist Snatch is not encouraged. Laughing after they also read the flavor text is unavoidable.
I'm no longer allowed to recite lines from Cheech and Chong movies every time I play a card with G in it.
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
103. You cannot name your deck you loan out a whore deck.
104. You cannot show your crack.
105. Exception to 104: Unless you are hot/sexy. Then it is encouraged.
107. Morphing a morphed creature and saying, "It's morphing time."
108. Saying, "I believe in the heart of the cards" while wearing a pyramid necklace.
109. Using Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle dolls/action figures as tokens for "intimidation purposes."
Modern
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Cube
<a href="http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/the-cube-forum/cube-lists/588020-unpowered-themed-enchantment-an-enchanted-evening">An Enchanted Evening Cube </a>
Even after you explain that your priorities are perfectly in order... I spent all my money on the car.
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
114. You do not get to complain about mana screw when you have more lands and played more spells than me.
115. Bathing is no longer optional. If the guy who cannot take a shower due to medical reasons smells better than you consent to me spraying you with Febreeze.
116. Domino's pizza is not pizza. Stop offering it.
117. The box Domino's pizza comes in tastes better than the pizza.
118. When it is your third draft of the night, the joke about you do not know how to draft is not funny. Especially when you won the last two.
119. It is okay to get angry at losing. It is not okay to get angry at winning.
120. 1/7 chances to play your friend that drove you to FNM Round 1 of the draft should not occur 50% of the time
I buy HP and Damaged cards!
Only EDH:
Sigarda, Host of Herons: Enchantress' Enchantments
Jenara, Asura of War: ETB Value Town
Purphoros, God of the Forge: Global Punishment
Xenagos, God of Revels: Ramp, Sneak, & Heavy Hitters
Ghave, Guru of Spores: Dies_to_Doom_Blade's stax list
Edric, Spymaster of Trest: Donald's list
They don't seem to mind if I doze off during the match tho... I never win those games.
-LEGACY-- RUR SpellDelver UWU Superfriends with Benefits
-MODERN- GBG B/G GoodGrief GRG R/G Go[o]dstuff
-CHROME- GGG Mean Green WUB Spirit Tribal
-PAUPER-- WBG Enchantments RUG RUG Delver
-1v1 EDH-- UB Lazav's Grindhouse BB Death by Sheoldred
If I had a dollar for every time I missed playing a Counterspell ...
I'd be missing my Mana Drain s instead.
136. "Puck You" is not an appropriate phrase when casting Spellstutter Sprite
137. Clapping and chanting "I do believe in Fairies" will not bring any of them back from the graveyard.
138. Mooing when Pillarfield Ox enters play is appropriate, as demonstrated by Magic R&D. Mooing when your opponent sits down at the table is not, no matter how white they may be.
139. No longer allowed to call my deck The Barbarian's Riddle, especially in front of those unfamiliar with Stranglehold
140. No longer allowed to keep my Kraken tokens in a tiny cage, just so they can be released.
143. Nor is anything from a Brian Wong outro.
144. No longer allowed to respond to the stack by folding.
145. Judges do not take bribes, especially not copies of Bribery.
146. They also cannot be extorted, no matter how much black or white mana you may have.
147.Bone Flute is not to be Twiddled. Nor is Sphinx-Bone Wand, Crystal Rod, Null Rod, Rod of Ruin, and especially not the Rod of Spanking.
148. Cannot counter "Dat Spell" with "Dispel" unless it is an instant.
150. I will not reference Jerry Lee Lewis while casting Fireball.
153. Say aloud, "I'd tap that..." when an attractive angel is played & I have an Icy Manipulator in play...
155. Showing up with a "crappy deck" should NEVER be a literal statement.
156. Shoving Corpsejack Menace in someone's face is highly discouraged. Same for Armada Wurm.
157. My dog is NOT an appropriate proxy for Isamaru, Hound of Konda, no matter how much of a "good boy" he is.
158. Laughing every time someone plays Geist Snatch is not encouraged. Laughing after they also read the flavor text is unavoidable.
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