162. no matter how thematically appropriate, I am no longer allowed to tear up my Madness cards while laughing maniacally. Especially when I am casting them during a PTQ.
176. I am not allowed to play Dreadbore or Heroes' Downfall anymore. This may or may not be because I can't understand the rules behind Target Planeswalker and the fact that each player is indeed a planeswalker.
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Oath of the Gatewatch; the set that caused the competitive community to freak out over Basic Lands.
178. intentionally giving wrong numbers on lists of things I am no longer allowed to do are no longer allowed.
179. The above also applies to life totals, apparently.
180: No longer allowed to scratch out the collector's number, write in a new one, and say it's an extra card from the new player's pack.
181: The LGS does not appreciate yelling "KHAAAAANS" every time someone asks what the new set is called.
182: The LGS does not appreciate a request to teach new players with a paraphrasing the Flavor Text of Phyrexian Tyranny.
183: The Rules Text is all that matters in an official game. "Flavor reasons" will not stop a Wall of Fire from being put into an Ice Cage or any other strange combination.
184: "The Flavor Police" does not exist.
185: Not allowed to form a group called "The Flavor Police"
186: Yelling "SILENCE" at the top of your lungs is frowned upon, especially if it's not being cast.
192: I'm not allowed to sing the jazzy musical number 'The Inquisition' from History of the World Part 1 when playing a Nekusar torture themed EDH deck. The Mel Brooks as Torquemada alteration is acceptable however.
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For Lists, Click Here EDH: GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU. UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax RW: Gisela, Boros Control RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?! B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
193: No, nobody expected your Nekusar Deck to be called "The Spanish Inquisition," but we will not wait while you explain your five, no, six win-cons.
194. In preparation of the upcoming Limited format: Morphing is an instant action. There is not enough time between the two states, or in the round to play the Power Rangers theme-song for every single card.
195. Even if it's flavored as "Dragon Magic" that does not make your morph creatures dragons. They weren't Spiders back when they were made of those creepy outer shells, and they won't be an iconic monster now.
199. as a caveat to the above, I must admit that, though strictly worse, Storm Crow is the better card.
200. No longer allowed to use Un-Cards (specifically, [card]Ass Whuppin'[/card)] in casual games on nights with official tournaments. Especially when the RA is judging alone.
"normality is a paved road: it is comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow there."
-Vincent Van Gogh
things I hate:
1. lists.
b. inconsistencies.
V. incorrect math.
2. quotes in signatures
III: irony.
there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can make reasonable conclusions based on conjecture.
Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday.
"normality is a paved road: it is comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow there."
-Vincent Van Gogh
things I hate:
1. lists.
b. inconsistencies.
V. incorrect math.
2. quotes in signatures
III: irony.
there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can make reasonable conclusions based on conjecture.
"normality is a paved road: it is comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow there."
-Vincent Van Gogh
things I hate:
1. lists.
b. inconsistencies.
V. incorrect math.
2. quotes in signatures
III: irony.
there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can make reasonable conclusions based on conjecture.
179. The above also applies to life totals, apparently.
"normality is a paved road: it is comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow there."
-Vincent Van Gogh
things I hate:
1. lists.
b. inconsistencies.
V. incorrect math.
2. quotes in signatures
III: irony.
there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can make reasonable conclusions based on conjecture.
181: The LGS does not appreciate yelling "KHAAAAANS" every time someone asks what the new set is called.
182: The LGS does not appreciate a request to teach new players with a paraphrasing the Flavor Text of Phyrexian Tyranny.
183: The Rules Text is all that matters in an official game. "Flavor reasons" will not stop a Wall of Fire from being put into an Ice Cage or any other strange combination.
184: "The Flavor Police" does not exist.
185: Not allowed to form a group called "The Flavor Police"
186: Yelling "SILENCE" at the top of your lungs is frowned upon, especially if it's not being cast.
For Lists, Click Here
EDH:
GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU.
UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat
BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation
UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery
RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven
UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron
BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax
RW: Gisela, Boros Control
RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck
RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?!
B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed
R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
194. In preparation of the upcoming Limited format: Morphing is an instant action. There is not enough time between the two states, or in the round to play the Power Rangers theme-song for every single card.
195. Even if it's flavored as "Dragon Magic" that does not make your morph creatures dragons. They weren't Spiders back when they were made of those creepy outer shells, and they won't be an iconic monster now.
198: I cannot point out that Seacoast Drake is a strictly better Storm Crow.
200. No longer allowed to use Un-Cards (specifically, [card]Ass Whuppin'[/card)] in casual games on nights with official tournaments. Especially when the RA is judging alone.
"normality is a paved road: it is comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow there."
-Vincent Van Gogh
things I hate:
1. lists.
b. inconsistencies.
V. incorrect math.
2. quotes in signatures
III: irony.
there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can make reasonable conclusions based on conjecture.
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Club Flamingo Wins: 10
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EDH Decks
BG Vicious Varolz | RW Jor Kadeen, the Mean Machine | RG Atarka: Muh_Dragons.dec (WIP) | WU Brago, Blink Eternal (WIP)
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"normality is a paved road: it is comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow there."
-Vincent Van Gogh
things I hate:
1. lists.
b. inconsistencies.
V. incorrect math.
2. quotes in signatures
III: irony.
there are two kinds of people in the world: those who can make reasonable conclusions based on conjecture.
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