okay, notwithstanding the recent penchant for silliness (merely puerile; not against the rules), please note @Forgiven that each mana symbol or number count as a word. So going from (W/U) to 2(W/U)(W/U) is illegal.
Now on to trying to keep this gang of rascally 5 year olds in their seats...
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant Player
At the end
Enchantment - Aura Curse
Enchant Player
At
Enchantment - Aura Curse
I curse you with a million guys! >:3
At least someone is trying...
Endless Minions X
Instant
Inferiority Of Birth costs more to cycle for each card that
0
Instant
Inferiority Of Birth costs 1 more to cycle for
Instant
Inferiority Of Birth costs 1 more
Artifact
Flash
Sacrifice Emergency Parachute: Regenerate target creature
Artifact
Flash
Sacrifice Emergency Parachute: Regenerate
Artifact
Flash
Creature - Hedgehog Warrior
As Erinaceous Muscle Thug enters the exile zone, each