Blazing Halo1WR Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature.
Whenever you are dealt damage, enchanted creature is dealt
that damage instead. W: Prevent the next 1 damage dealt to enchanted creature this turn,
you gain 1 life for damage prevented this way. R: Redirect the next 1 damage dealt to enchanted creature
to target creature or player.
Islandic Dragon5RU Creature - Dragon
Flying
Whenever you copy an instant or sorcery, put a +1/+1
counter on ~. 3: Copy the next instant or sorcery played this turn. You may
choose new targets for that spell. 5/5
Elemental RetardationU(W/B)(G/R) Instant
Counter target spell unless a player has you put a 3/3 blue,
white, green, red, and black elemental creature token into
play with Flying, Vigilance, Shroud, First Strike, and Trample.
Starswallower PelicanUUUU Creature - Bird
Flying, Flash
When ~ comes into play, you may counter target spell unless an opponent
has ~ come into play with two +1/+1 counters on it. 2/2
Next - W(W/U)(W/G)(W/R)(W/B) (You don't have to be too creative with this if you don't want too. If you would like you can just imagine this in a new "imaginary" block that is really splashy and pretend it is just a WWWWW...or you can be an adult and live up to the challange. Nobody is judging you....except maybe me...and a plethora of others.)
Æther Discipline (W/R)(W/U) Instant
Put two copies of target spell an opponent controls
on the stack under your control unless that player returns
his or her spell to their hand.
Goose Eggs0 Artifact - Totally Free Eggs
The mana cost is either excited to see you, OR...
GOOSE EGGS. Wah-wah-wahhhhhh. You lose the
game for playing this card. Also, you have to give
it to your opponent, where he or she signs it with
a sharpie, and then you eat it or die.
Soul Churn 3(W/B)(W/B) Enchantment
Whenever a player loses life, double the amount of life lossed instead.
Whenever a player gains life, double the amount of life gained instead.
Banshee Annihlator6GBR Creature - Elf Demon Warrior
Haste, Deathtouch, Double Strike, Shroud.
All creatures able to block ~ do so if able.
When ~ deals damage to a player, destroy all lands. 6/4
Spinal Arborweaver7 Creature - Fungus Zombie
Trample, Fear
If ~ is in your graveyard, and a creature you control
would be put into your graveyard from play, put that
creature into your hand instead. 7/7
Okay...
Blazing Halo 1WR
Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature.
Whenever you are dealt damage, enchanted creature is dealt
that damage instead.
W: Prevent the next 1 damage dealt to enchanted creature this turn,
you gain 1 life for damage prevented this way.
R: Redirect the next 1 damage dealt to enchanted creature
to target creature or player.
Next - 3GWB
Sorcery
Destroy target non-basic land.
Destroy target non-black creature.
Next - 9W
Creature - Dragon
Flying
Whenever you copy an instant or sorcery, put a +1/+1
counter on ~.
3: Copy the next instant or sorcery played this turn. You may
choose new targets for that spell.
5/5
Next - GR
Instant
Counter target spell unless a player has you put a 3/3 blue,
white, green, red, and black elemental creature token into
play with Flying, Vigilance, Shroud, First Strike, and Trample.
Next - 1WGB
Creature - Bird
Flying, Flash
When ~ comes into play, you may counter target spell unless an opponent
has ~ come into play with two +1/+1 counters on it.
2/2
Next - W(W/U)(W/G)(W/R)(W/B) (You don't have to be too creative with this if you don't want too. If you would like you can just imagine this in a new "imaginary" block that is really splashy and pretend it is just a WWWWW...or you can be an adult and live up to the challange. Nobody is judging you....except maybe me...and a plethora of others.)
Creature - Angel
Flying, Flying, Flying.
~ can be blocked only by creatures with equal or more instances of flying
as ~.
6/6
Next - RRB
Instant
Put two copies of target spell an opponent controls
on the stack under your control unless that player returns
his or her spell to their hand.
Next - (G/R)(G/R)(G/R)
Artifact - Totally Free Eggs
The mana cost is either excited to see you, OR...
GOOSE EGGS. Wah-wah-wahhhhhh. You lose the
game for playing this card. Also, you have to give
it to your opponent, where he or she signs it with
a sharpie, and then you eat it or die.
Next - UB
Artifact
Arrogant statue can not attack unless it has a +1/+1 counter
on it.
1: ~ becomes a 3/3 artifact creature until end of turn.
Next - 1G
Sorcery
Choose a creature.
~ deals 4 damage to each other creature in play.
Next - (U/B)G
Enchantment
Whenever a player loses life, double the amount of life lossed instead.
Whenever a player gains life, double the amount of life gained instead.
Next - GG
Creature - Elf Demon Warrior
Haste, Deathtouch, Double Strike, Shroud.
All creatures able to block ~ do so if able.
When ~ deals damage to a player, destroy all lands.
6/4
Next - BB
Creature - Fungus Zombie
Trample, Fear
If ~ is in your graveyard, and a creature you control
would be put into your graveyard from play, put that
creature into your hand instead.
7/7
Next - 5GB
Sorcery
You may have any number of cards named ~ in your library.
~ deals 1 damage to target creature or player.
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