GreenMunchin came in second place even though he practiced a lot more, and also by gulping down buckets of semen from all sorts of other animals in his daily training regiment. I told him not to practice right before the competition because he'd be too full, but did he listen? Nooo!
Derenathor originally lived in He Gulp, named after an ancestor that held the world record for swallowing moose semen until Derenathor broke the record in 2011.
PG can only orgasm while in the process of falling down stairs.
PG really hates anime and Japanese culture. He only named himself "pikachugundam" out of ironic disdain, like the total hipster he is.
voldgift can't stop having these wet dreams involving Howard Wolowitz, Howard's mother, and a five gallon drum of pork fat.