Lasersharp is so infuriated by candy that he goes on a mad stomping spree every Halloween to crush all the candy in every kid's trick-or-treat bag! What a meanie!
Lasersharp enjoys visiting goatse because he loves to see goats. He actually hasn't seen any goats on the site, but he still visits it multiple times a day.
Caiaphas has a glory hole at his local shop named in his honor.