MTG Salvation

Kank can't stop paying for "Rate Suckers".

Banner ads strike again.

'Sharpie sprayed the Hangman thread with baloth 'parfume' to ward off the competition and secure his impending ascent to the #1 rank.

4DB once got detention for using an octuple negative in one of his English essays.

The Joker seldom speaks of the pompatus of love.

Kank's oven is fortified with obsidian powder.

'Sharpie insisted that Admin allow double side by side postings of banner ads.

Kank intends to conquer the internet with his army of precocious tap dancing babies.

Phillip is solely responsible for those prevalent banner ads on this site.

Master Biomancer originally bestowed his newest cohorts with the gift of Bovinism, but soon grew tired of the scent of cow patties and their insistence to "Eat Mor Chikin".

Sharpie likes to convert his pizza orders into scytale ciphers and read the encrypted messages phonetically to the operator.

Gideon is a real hit at children's birthday parties.

'Sharpie plans to reconfigure the WABAC machine so Mr. Peabody and Sherman unwittingly open a portal to Tidestar and thus allow an influx of mutated ligers to invade the plane of Terra.

4DB bathes in Thompson Water Seal.

Kank keeps a private stash of mint chocolate chip :cookie:s in his sock drawer and refuses to share them.

Kank wears nothing but peanut butter.