*shudders* "That is the ugliest human being I have ever seen. There is absolutely no way I'll ever date him..."
-Firemane Angel, right before dating him, then going on to marry him...
"Not only are you going to die, you're going to have the pleasure of being the first one killed in the presence of my new hip-sporty hairdo!!"
-Alovnek, Boros Guildmage
The thief thought he had gotten away, until he realized that the police had a hold of his cape. Moral of the story: Capes are for superheroes, not criminals.
"What I don't understand, big brother, is why I was classifed as a "minion" when I was Phage...I was the one who had minions, I served nobody..."
-Jeska, to Kamahl
"And Andrea, I choose you *points* to receive my last rose"
-Orzhov Guildmage, The Bachelor: Ravnica
Selesnya Guildmage
-Firemane Angel, right before dating him, then going on to marry him...
Orzhov Guildmage
-Simic Guildmage
Rakdos Guildmage
-Alovnek, Boros Guildmage
Golgari Guildmage
-The last thing Little Girl ever heard
Continuing the theme....Azorius Guildmage
The thief thought he had gotten away, until he realized that the police had a hold of his cape. Moral of the story: Capes are for superheroes, not criminals.
NEXT: Ankh of Mishra
"But it is on FIRE!!!"
-Tale of how Silver Knight gained Protection from Red
NEXT: Aladdin's Ring
Wilderness Elemental
"This is what happens when someone tries to summon Captain Planet with just the power of Earth...its agonizing for him"
Demonfire
"What's wrong with that guy?"
"He just saw his parents...you know..."
"Ooooh, that explains it.."
Emperor Crocodile
The Goblin thought he was fixing the machine, but by the time he got done with it, the actual repairman didn't even know what type of machine it was.
Pernicious Deed
-Batman
Fishliver Oil
-Jeska, to Kamahl
Jeska, Warrior Adept
"Both"
Witch Hunter
-Torg, trying to run down his friends who ditched him
Street Wraith