"Ahh no, the force field isn't holding, we're all gonna die!!!"
"For the last time, Ted, this is a simulation. Those monsters aren't real!"
"Oh...my bad..."
"What are you going to do, release the hounds? Or the bees? Or the hounds with bees in their mouth that when they bark they shoot bees at you?!"
-Homer Simpson
"And next, we have this lovely piece of property...it used to be a school so you know that it has good vibes, and the fact that its built in the trees gives it excellent shade advantage, it would be perfect for any up-and-coming goblin warren!"
-Squee, real estate entrepeneur
The faerie was set upon making her human ex-lover angry, so she filled his dreams with the images of all the times she said she was "just hanging out with the girls".
"For the last time, Ted, this is a simulation. Those monsters aren't real!"
"Oh...my bad..."
Faceless Butcher
-Homer Simpson
Eureka
-Szadek, Last Words
Azami, Lady of Scrolls
"Oh my beloved...even when I mourn you, I must remind myself...I am ninja!"
Armadillo Cloak
-elven expression, meaning you are as awful as forgotten ancient
Jinxed Choker
"If you rub my horn, special magical unicorn mayonnaise will come out"
-Benevolent Unicorn
Feast of the Unicorn
-Squee, real estate entrepeneur
Goblin Trenches
-Hypnotic Specter
Magus of the Moon
"We're not that kind of a Pirate..."
Favor of the Overbeing
-Silver Knight
Isleback Spawn
Isamaru, Hound of Konda
1: "Is she spewing numbers and letters out of her mouth?"
2: "Is that the first thing you notice about this art?!!!"
Mwonvuli Acid-Moss
Protean Hulk
-Mogg Fanatic
NEXT: Experiment Kraj
"eh, its pretty cold, eh"
Crucible of Worlds